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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
I missed you guys today. We did a lot of shopping and getting to know Sabrina :)

Amanda, Sabrina's absolutely adorable :D


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tom Contributor
Now there is a sound I have not heard in a while, and one which I do NOT miss...

And it's not just a loud cry. It's a piercing scream.

You know when you go to a summer Arts&Crafts festival and a leatherworker is finishing a belt, making the holes for some future belt-owner's girth adjustment?

Well lay my head down and let 'im mallet the awl into my auditory canal and I may be less uncomfortable than being near this little fella's screech. :o

Boy, you guys just take whatever I've got...and sometimes even find it amusing!

:lol: now THERE's an undersell!

Em!! You're a garrr-rone-TEED daily LOL to ME!!!!

Man, I've had a number of in-laws at this time of year just stare at me and quietly leave rooms when I go on as I tend to here.

:lol:

elye Community Regular
You know when you go to a summer Arts&Crafts festival and a leatherworker is finishing a belt, making the holes for some future belt-owner's girth adjustment?

Well lay my head down and let 'im mallet the awl into my auditory canal and I may be less uncomfortable than being near this little fella's screech. :o

:lol::lol::lol:

You are so creative (sorry...Kree-AY-tiv), Tom...Who else would have thought of that isolated, perfect situation as a metaphor for your ear discomfort? I know exactly this leatherworking man. Can picture him...long hair, large girth, leather stetson-type hat, couple of interesting tattoos, assessing his customer's waistline while rubbing his bearded chin, awl at the ready... :lol::lol:

Okay, time to go watch my amazing goalie/daughter make some outstanding gloved saves in her game. Gotta sit with MIL (yep, she's arrived...) ;)<_<

tom Contributor

Heehee here's a little something I started yesterday . ...

'Twas 4 3 days before Christmas, and all through the thready, not a silly was posting, and where is our Yeti?

(To be continued?)

Please jump in you Sillies!!!!!!! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast

just some quick tampon humoUr:

Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.

This will be for the Christmas period only.

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
just some quick tampon humoUr:

Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel.

This will be for the Christmas period only.

:lol:

*snort* :lol:

elye Community Regular
'Twas 4 3 days before Christmas, and all through the thready, not a silly was posting, and where is our Yeti?

The stockings were hung in our forum, with care,

In hope for a float shaped like a Care Bear....

:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
This will be for the Christmas period only.

:lol::lol:

The stockings were hung in our forum, with care,

In hope for a float shaped like a Care Bear....

Very good! :D

~alex~ Explorer
The stockings were hung in our forum, with care,

In hope for a float shaped like a Care Bear....

:lol:

The sillies were nestled all snug in their bed,

while nightmares of gluten filled them with dread . . .

nikki-uk Enthusiast
'Twas 4 3 days before Christmas, and all through the thready, not a silly was posting, and where is our Yeti?

The stockings were hung in our forum, with care,

In hope for a float shaped like a Care Bear....

The sillies were nestled all snug in their bed,

while nightmares of gluten filled them with dread . . .

The yeti's asleep,

On an overnight train,

Bound for 'Murphy's Ridge'

(There is no plane)

jerseyangel Proficient

.......

When what to my wondering eyes should appear--

But a Yeti-led float

Of Silly-Yaks on a boat.

tom Contributor

Jokes were put forth, based on feminine products,

Hygenic tinsel? Now them's some odd yucks :lol:

Nightmares for sillies? Are sugar-plums wheaty?

And where is Amanda, w/ news of that sweetie?

tom Contributor

Yay floats have appeared!! But where is Chuck Norris?

Eh, tales of old fights would surely just bore us

P.S. Well done all you sillies! They ALL are the best ones.

Now why are MY stanzas all filled w/ questions?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMGAWD!!!!!!!!

We've all gone verse MAD with Yeti lead floats and tinsely tampons!!!!!!!!! :blink::blink::blink:

Now why are MY stanzas all filled w/ questions?

I've no idea?? :unsure: ......what are 'stanzas' ????

DingoGirl Enthusiast
The sillies were nestled all snug in their bed,

while nightmares of gluten filled them with dread . . .

:lol:

.......

When what to my wondering eyes should appear--

But a Yeti-led float

Of Silly-Yaks on a boat.

go Patti! :lol:

Jokes were put forth, based on feminine products,

Hygenic tinsel? Now them's some odd yucks :lol:

Nightmares for sillies? Are sugar-plums wheaty?

And where is Amanda, w/ news of that sweetie?

:lol:

OMGAWD!!!!!!!!

We've all gone verse MAD with Yeti lead floats and tinsely tampons!!!!!!!!! :blink::blink::blink:

OMG! Does our Yeti float contain lead? is it made in China? :lol:

okay:

the sillies were hung by the chimney with care :blink:

in hopes that Wayne Newton soon would be there.

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
the sillies were hung by the chimney with care :blink:

in hopes that Wayne Newton soon would be there.

With a little old driver, so surly and boorish

I knew in a moment it must be Chuck Norris.

:P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG! Does our Yeti float contain lead? is it made in China? :lol:

OOps ,''led''

But, yes - the yeti has a rather 'toxic' necklace sending us all BARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

the sillies were hung by the chimney with care :blink:

in hopes that Wayne Newton soon would be there.

Mad :lol:

With a little old driver, so surly and boorish

I knew in a moment it must be Chuck Norris.

:P

GAH!!!

Madder :lol:

tom Contributor

1st Christmas in years, w/ Fog that has lifted

'Tis truly a blessing, to feel thusly gifted

:):D:wub::D:)

jerseyangel Proficient

On Nikki-- On Janet-- On Sarah and Susie

On Alex-- On Emily, Bev and our Tom-y

From the top of the float to the wee bathroom stall--

Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
On Nikki-- On Janet-- On Sarah and Susie

On Alex-- On Emily, Bev and our Tom-y

From the top of the float to the wee bathroom stall--

Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

(Patti is in fine fettle this eve afternoon!!)

tom Contributor

Our Brit uses words like fettle & barmy!!

Oh my tell me why must confusion alarm me!

elye Community Regular
From the top of the float to the wee bathroom stall--

Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

:lol::lol::lol:

He was covered in fur, from his head to his foot,

Seashells and electrodes, on his head he had put.

A Murphy's Ridge harness had been flung on his back,

Our yeti's returned!! To the World Sillyak...

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol::lol::lol:

He was covered in fur, from his head to his foot,

Seashells and electrodes, on his head he had put.

A Murphy's Ridge harness had been flung on his back,

Our yeti's returned!! To the World Sillyak...

:lol:

elye Community Regular

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

MIL crashing through the door..."I'mmmmm heeeeerrrrrre!!"

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol:

He was covered in fur, from his head to his foot,

Seashells and electrodes, on his head he had put.

A Murphy's Ridge harness had been flung on his back,

Our yeti's returned!! To the World Sillyak...

The Sillyyaks danced,

With wine they rejoiced!,

Behold!!!! Our true leader,

They sang with true voice

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