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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I'm taking pre-emptive ibuprofen.

I find washing it down with a couple o' shots of neat Tequila makes it ALL bearable ;)

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Damn! We're good!!! Great Minds. . . !!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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. . . and a shot of tequila!

GAHHH!!!!!!!!! - you KNEW I was gonna say that!!!!!!!!!!!! (tis in the parent's hand book :lol: )

elye Community Regular
elye
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I thought you sounded slimmer! Where can I get me one of these metric systems?

...Anywhere in the world except the U.S. ;)

Ptaum, I just have to point out . . . you thought I was bad!! I only had them reading the archives!! Emily is requiring a final exam!!

A bit harsh, I suppose, but this way we can weed out those who are not completely dedicated... :rolleyes:

Can we keep her???? :unsure::lol: ....steal her from other threads (you know once you get sucked in the Silly vortex there ain't alot of time for anything else ^_^ )

Hey, it's already happened! Colleen's supposed to be cleaning her kitchen...and look where she is....

:D

elye Community Regular
elye
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GAHAHH!!!!!!!!! - you KNEW I was gonna say that!!!!!!!!!!!! (tis in the parent's hand book :lol: )

:lol::lol:

Alcohol-Soaked Parenting For Dummies....

babinsky Apprentice
babinsky
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Whew!...I am so tired after my first assignment to catch up on my drinking.....oops, guess I got that wrong, was supposed to catch up on my reading for my initiation. Can't believe I blew my first assignment...well on with the day. Did sombody say tequila? I am off to find, Richard maybe that will make up for my lack of reading...Babinsky is a nickname and I am several decades removed from teenagedom...but I was quite cute....darn these wrinkles :angry:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Can we keep her???? :unsure::lol: ....steal her from other threads (you know once you get sucked in the Silly vortex there ain't alot of time for anything else ^_^)

Ain't that right...I think the majority of my posts are happening in the Vortex.

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tom Contributor
tom
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"4 months vacation and five good leads......."

:lol:

and now we have a conundrum . . . what are we going to call Babinsky aka Donna#2? As you can see, we've already had a mix up . . .(sorry Donna#2, you don't actually get a say in this)

D2?

Babs?

Surely there's got to be something funnier than this?

Donna-CA won't do since both are in California . .. . . .

Donninsky? Hmmm I might have something tomorrow .. . . . .

. . . . Right now we're leaning more toward a cross between Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister and Robert Smith from The Cure. We think we can put this combo on MTV and make boatloads of money which we will use to buy lipgloss.

:lol: :lol:

I don't suppose EM has a line of toaster fluids??

(Ok, forgive me, THAT one would require a readback to understand)

tom Contributor
tom
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:lol::lol:

Alcohol-Soaked Parenting For Dummies....

Barnes&Noble also recommends "Museums for Mezcal Moms"

Hey! Nice pic 'Manda! I'm contemplating putting up a scary one of my unshaven self. Whiskers can get pretty looonnnng after a couple weeks.

Weird how simple neglect makes for such a different look.

And Bev! (Speaking of neglect) I meant to say I love the lil rock'n'roller in YOUR av!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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I'll go ahead and tell you two guys that there actually is an official entrance exam, an obligatory summative that you must complete. Some sample questions that you may face:

1. Do humans have anal glands?

2. Would it generally be considered a positive experience if one is teabagged by a friend? How about a stranger?

3. In the space provided, draw a flowchart depicting the process of yeti inseam measurement.

They get progressively more challenging....

Donna and Colleen- We like you guys so I'm giving you the answers.

1. Yes, but DO NOT squeeze them!

2. The answer to both is the same- only if he's REALLY REALLY REALLY good-looking and hygienic (example- Brett Favre, but not AFTER a game :P

3. Just draw something REALLY big

Shhh......don't tell Emily :ph34r:

Bloody Hell walking around on stumps, ain't it?

Richard would LOOOVVVVEEE this. You don't start a thread like this if you don't have a sense of humor. On groundhog day, Richard will pop his head above his computer at work and determine if he's got 6 more weeks of paper-shuffling before he can rejoin the thread.

I'm taking pre-emptive ibuprofen . . . and a shot of tequila!.

I can't take it anymore! I WANT TEQUILA AND VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barnes&Noble also recommends "Museums for Mezcal Moms"

OMG- Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! Nice pic 'Manda! I'm contemplating putting up a scary one of my unshaven self. Whiskers can get pretty looonnnng after a couple weeks.Weird how simple neglect makes for such a different look.

And Bev! (Speaking of neglect) I meant to say I love the lil rock'n'roller in YOUR av!!

Amanda- Must agree...you look MAHVELOUSLY beautiful (have you been on this Nekkid Mineral Makeup thread? Did you get ahhh...ladyscaped? That sounds much more perverse than manscaped....

Ptaum- That's my 2 year old niece Roly Poly Coley (Nicole) playing Guitar Hero. She is a HOOT!!!!!!!!! The new one is my 3 year old nephew Cooper rocking out! We're working on forming the next Abba (yes- aLL my nieces and nephews are blonde!)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Thanks Everyone, had my hair done last week. Cut and highlighted :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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So things have been a strain on my marriage lately, work, money, and other things. Today John took the car to get an oil change and he came home with a bouquet of flowers for me. :) How sweet!

tom Contributor
tom
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Donna and Colleen- We like you guys so I'm giving you the answers.

. . . .

3. Just draw something REALLY big

Then furiously erase it. Then draw it again, slightly different, reflecting the changes Emily seems so fond of mentioning, then erase it again.

Repeat until the paper is sufficiently smudged and nearly torn.

Apparently, this process can lead to high praise.

Did you get ahhh...ladyscaped? That sounds much more perverse than manscaped....

Perverse!!??? I really don't think that's the right word. :P

Many 1 and 2 syllable words come to mind, but it's almost Sunday so I'm going w/ utilitarian :D:P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Finally got your new av to come up, Amanda, by pressing F5, the magic refresher...You look terrific. Minerals in your makeup, perhaps?

I don't suppose EM has a line of toaster fluids??

I'm assuming EM is the cosmetic company from our neighboUring thread. I keep thinking you're referring to me.....

Then furiously erase it. Then draw it again, slightly different, reflecting the changes Emily seems so fond of mentioning, then erase it again.

Repeat until the paper is sufficiently smudged and nearly torn.

Apparently, this process can lead to high praise.

Why, yes, I guess it can...

...Wonder how Erica's bettas are doing?...and that sleepover...wonder if she got Sharpied?...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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actually no make-up.

Erica94 Rookie
Erica94
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...Wonder how Erica's bettas are doing?...and that sleepover...wonder if she got Sharpied?...

HELLO SILLIES!!!!!! :D

let's see emily...

i'm really worried about my beta. last time i saw her before i left yesterday she looked fine, but i checked on her maybe an hour or two ago and she was on her side!!! well, not totally, kinda leaning, but now i'm really scared to look again. i really need to make my mom do it... guess i'll ask her as soon as i'm done posting. wish me lots of luck!!! :(

sleepover, HOORAY!!! I HAD SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my friend has a strobe light, and we plugged in that my other friends' iPods and starting singing at the top of our lungs!!!!!!! :D:lol: have any of you ever tried walking with other people walking in different directions with a strobe light flashing??? it is hard!!! oh but you know what's really scary?? if you're sitting down really low (my friend has a mattress on the floor in her basement) and someone that's standing up jumps at you with a strobe light going!! ahhhhhhhh!!! i screamed and put a pillow over my face!! :lol: hehe, no sharpies, not weird pranks :P and most of the time the food wasn't too big of a problem. the only times were when everybody was eating this apple-pie-sorta thingy that looked soooooooooo good but 1 of the ingredients was actually "vital wheat gluten" and when i ate nothing but a plate of chips for lunch until i got home. <_<

ooh, important question!! do i have to take the entrance exam, or have i been here long enough to be a full-blown silly?? :huh::unsure:

amanda you look AMAZING!! :D love ur new pic!!!

and.......... wait i had something else............ oh oh oh!! :lol:

colleen, i insist you post a picture of richard as soon as his makeover's done. ooh, and if someone happens to take a picture of the courier, that will also suffice :D oh even better!! we would like a constant flow of pictures of the makeover-in-progress :lol:

oh hi donna#2!!! someone newer than me!! yay!! although it's kinda fun still being new here... :D

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Finally got your new av to come up, Amanda, by pressing F5, the magic refresher...You look terrific. Minerals in your makeup, perhaps?

...Wonder how Erica's bettas are doing?...and that sleepover...wonder if she got Sharpied?...

Amanda- You look fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And flowers ? Yippee!!!!!!! I love flowers!

Did someone say Sharpied? Oh god...I hope that Open Original Shared Link or that this is NOT a picture of what that OTHER thread has done to Richard's kids :lol: :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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amanda you look AMAZING!! :D love ur new pic!!!

Hi Erica!

Thanks for the comment! Glad to hear the sleepover was fun. Once I slept at a friends house and they had a trampoline and we used to take the strobe lights out at night and jump on the Trampoline in the dark while listening to music. Good times.

I hate the term vital wheat gluten...it always makes it seem like if you dont have it bad things will happen...like Vital Signs or like Vital Supplies...LOL

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
....darn these wrinkles :angry:

They're hateful aren't they??!

actually no make-up.

Oh to be 25 :lol: (you're looking good girl!! :D )

Oh god...I hope that Open Original Shared Link or that this is NOT a picture of what that OTHER thread has done to Richard's kids :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol:

That's what happens when mummy takes her eye off the ball (so to speak) ..read: overdone the Tequila... :lol:

........F5?.......MAGIC REFRESHER????.........will it work on these frown lines? :unsure::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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have any of you ever tried walking with other people walking in different directions with a strobe light flashing??? it is hard!!! oh but you know what's really scary?? if you're sitting down really low (my friend has a mattress on the floor in her basement) and someone that's standing up jumps at you with a strobe light going!! ahhhhhhhh!!!

I think I'd start having seizures..... :wacko:

ooh, important question!! do i have to take the entrance exam, or have i been here long enough to be a full-blown silly?? :huh::unsure:

Only our Royal Queen can judge this....but I think she'll grandfather you...

You know, we all may have to take Silly Re-certification exams at some point...must search for this... :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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........F5?.......MAGIC REFRESHER????.........will it work on these frown lines? :unsure::lol:

GAH! The Magic Triangle, now a Magic Refresher...These buttons can transform our lives!...I just wish I could hit "insert special item" and into my life would suddenly appear a new car...Or how about "show all?" No! Do NOT want that one...

:lol::o

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Whew!...I am so tired after my first assignment to catch up on my drinking.....oops, guess I got that wrong, was supposed to catch up on my reading for my initiation. Can't believe I blew my first assignment...well on with the day.

Uhhh, nooooo, I think you did just fine . . . we're funnier now, eh? And slimmer!

........F5?.......MAGIC REFRESHER????.........will it work on these frown lines? :unsure::lol:

Frown Lines??!!! On this thread???!!! . . . Those would be laugh lines, Nikki, and those are to be treasured!!!<Plus, I tried F5 and it didn't work. Will require more magic than F5>

Nice new highlights, Amanda!!

OK . . . obviously, we are back from the museum. We lost no urchins scouts in the process . . . will have to try harder next time.

Erica94 Rookie
Erica94
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OK . . . obviously, we are back from the museum. We lost no urchins scouts in the process . . . will have to try harder next time.

:lol: :lol:

Queen Jess!! we need to ask you about a certain entrance exam!! hmph... now i'm interested... i think i wanna take it :D

wait, i'm confused. how did Queen Jess become Queen?? :huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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wait, i'm confused. how did Queen Jess become Queen?? :huh:

..This is one of the questions on the entrance exam, so we cannot divulge the answer. Here's a hint, however: in about forty pages or so, it will become clearer... :huh::D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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..This is one of the questions on the entrance exam, so we cannot divulge the answer. Here's a hint, however: in about forty pages or so, it will become clearer... :huh::D

Oh . . . and here I was going to say it was a bloodless coup.

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