The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

Sillies, my new study opened up at work and thus bringing me farther and farther from the Vortex....

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - we are on page 666 of the thread........look out....take cover....what does it MEAN???????

  jerseyangel said:

Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose

Gadzooks. :lol: Jude Law's nuggets........now THERE is a thing to ponder.

  tom said:

HOLY Kuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrr-WRAP it DID live up to the Hype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrap 'tis wondrous

One day - - Ptaum will find his too....... 'tis the most unexpected thing imaginable, truly the most shocking thing........

  elye said:

Does he know what a yeti is?

How about anal glands? Knows what they are/got any?

as a matter of fact, Annie did a BUTT SCOOT yesterday - - although we never saw the scoot, just the remains. <blech>

So an entire conversation about my sillies ensued - although he knew about you guys before - - and we did cover anal glands, yeti, many things. He was out of his mind. He is a goof, with the soul of a poet and a brain that......is the total opposite of my dingo-brain adn compliments mine nicely.

JANET - OMG. Details later. He does NOT have big pointed ears and a black nose, however he IS working on his second-degree black belt. He IS a computer.....programmer? technician? guy in charge of eveyrthing having to do with computers for tons of people? Information technology? Information services? what in hell. It's all devil-gibberish to me and he shows things to me and I just crack up.......it don't make no sense at all. 'Tis surely the work of the devil, I tell him all the time. COMPUTERS ARE EVIL. :lol:

he DID fix my computer and de-bugged it and worked on many things and now....'tis magic.

He LOVES dogs.........LOVES LOVES LOVES Annie (then again, who doesn't. Even Jude was....he was simply out of his mind for her and wants to put her in a movie).

I can't tell you where I met him yet, but it was last summer......and you guys will die. We stayed in touch, got to know one another, but didn't start dating until rather recently and I have kept it very secret. He comes with a good reference as one of my best friends has known him over 20 years.

But get this........get this........hold on to yer toilet seats and yer BUMBLESHOOTS ('tis the correct word, Patti - unless your aunt? grandma? said it differently)..........

Three generations ago his family bought 60 acres with 3 cabins in the Santa Cruz mountains. I've seen pictures. I may die.

god help me............hold me.........Susie is.........verklempt!!!!!!!!!!!!

good gawd, I must go. Have been in a vortex of another kind................

forgive my self-centeredness. Exhausting, this love business. Not for sissies.

[blueeyedmanda]

Oh Susie, I have never seen you so happy. It is so nice.

cloud 9 is fun!

[elye]

  jerseyangel said:

It's a silly word for umbrella--my aunt used to use it all the time

My grandma used to call her umbrella this...but she said BUMBERSHOOT. We'll have to confer with Nikki, as I vaguely remember it being an English expression.....

  DingoGirl said:

OMG - we are on page 666 of the thread........look out....take cover....what does it MEAN???????

I noticed this as soon as I made the first post on this page.....Gad, I hope I don't become an anti-monarch figure...a foil, so to speak, in my position as first-over -to-this-mark........

  DingoGirl said:

So an entire conversation about my sillies ensued - although he knew about you guys before - - and we did cover anal glands, yeti, many things. He was out of his mind. He is a goof, with the soul of a poet and a brain that......is the total opposite of my dingo-brain adn compliments mine nicely.

Mygawd.....Get him on here!!...........

The soul of a poet.....Splendid. ...Er, as long as we're not talking Wilde or Cummings. This type of soul would drive me to insanity...)

  DingoGirl said:

he DID fix my computer and de-bugged it and worked on many things and now....'tis magic.

This type comes in verrrrrrry handy. No more computer probs for Susie! Hey! I need to speak with him about chrome registration failure.....

[Darn210]

  DingoGirl said:

He IS a computer.....programmer? technician? guy in charge of eveyrthing having to do with computers for tons of people? Information technology? Information services? what in hell. It's all devil-gibberish to me and he shows things to me and I just crack up

Yes . . . I have one of these as well . . . he comes in quite handy. Fixes my mom's computer when we are at her house. Fixes his mom's computer as well. Gives long-distance consultations to all relatives.

  DingoGirl said:

I can't tell you where I met him yet, but it was last summer......and you guys will die.

Well then . . . we shall have to guess, won't we?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas pricing out hardwood flooring at Lowe's?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas to shop at Trader Joes?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas when you were stalking the half-naked zombie man? . . . OMG, WAIT!!!! . . . he IS the half naked zombie man!!!!!!

[tom]

  elye said:

Before he left for work, DH was looking at me with his oft-donned expression, "yeah...sure", when I was going on and on about how involved we all are in Sillyville with Michelle's quest. So I led him over to the laptop and scrolled over the last few posts.

He stood, slack-jawed. Then he let out a large guffaw and said, "Whoa! Amazing...I'll email Ed (his bro and Michelle's DH) this morning and tell him. . . ."

I can see the fully slackened jaw from here!!

  elye said:

. . .. . They have seventy to eighty dogs on their property, all with their own dog houses. It's quite something!

Whoa!!!! Dems a lotsa houses!

  DingoGirl said:

I just spent ONE HOUR reading, w/ many quotes and posts to address, started writing, they are ALL GONE NOW................ <insert angry face>

I tried and TRIED to invoke the powers of this elusive so-called magic triangle............

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

I should really try it again on a pc when using stacked quotes.

  DingoGirl said:

Tom - - ABSINTHE????????????????????? OMG - how IS it? does it taste normal and real? Susie is pleased.........

Hehehehehe ahhhhhh yes I meant to write about this.

It tastes good&plenty (yup licorice-y, like liquified Good&Plentys sans sweetness) and certainly non-imaginary. (Wth does the "real" part of that question even MEAN??!!)

It IS very strong & a different sort of buzz, but neither of us hallucinated nor became homicidal.

Roommate John claims absinthe originally had some opium but I dunno 'bout dat.

I'm sure ours had to have wormwood and the compound thujone(sp?) or it wouldn't BE absinthe. Those are what were blamed for its illegalization in the first place as far as I know.

Looking fwd to trying it again & I think I'll pull out my old paints & canvases BEFORE summoning the Phaerie just in case inspiration strikes.

  DingoGirl said:

Still no sign of Sarah?

I keep wondering how our Queen is too.

  Mtndog said:

....Open Original Shared Link

Gah!!! there's no K in that word!!!! I must speak up lest all of Sillyville adopts it erroneously! (You already got Julie!)

The site has Skijoring, but I've heard of it as both Skijourning & Skijorning before.

Little bro Pete has done it and in Alaska I'd see ppl out doing it now and then. One spring there were at least two skijourners way out towards older brother Pat's cabin, leaving the telltale tracks.

  Darn210 said:

HOLY CRAP TOM!!!!!

Take Cover!!!!

You're at 2000 Posts!!!!

I personally put more significance to the 1999th yesterday, as it's once in a lifetime to match member# and NOW I know why this embarrassing depths-of-stupidity incident occurred yesterday! (Still no red-faced emoticon!!)

You'll all quickly see where this is headed.

I don't often take baths but my back was particularly bad so I thought a nice hot soak might help.

Yup .. . . ...omG the sudden panic when realizing the tub had been 'filling' for 20-30min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily the bathroom floor is a bit concave. Maybe 70% of the floor had an inch to inch & a half of water. Grrrrrrrrr

Discovered my rugs are surprisingly absorbent but it also took nearly every towel I own!!! I couldn't think of what else to do!!!!!!

The mopping up and squeezing out was the best workout my forearms have gotten in yrs.

So BEWARE the post# that matches member#!!

2000th post effect so far is just some drizzle, which is safely remaining outdoors. No leaks.

But now I must worry about automotive fluids during my upcoming errand run.

  Darn210 said:

Patti!! WTH is a bumpershoot?

I've heard the word bumBershoot for umbrella since childhood and at first even read it w/ B!!

[dlp252]

  DingoGirl said:

JANET - OMG. Details later. He does NOT have big pointed ears and a black nose, however he IS working on his second-degree black belt. He IS a computer.....programmer? technician? guy in charge of eveyrthing having to do with computers for tons of people? Information technology? Information services? what in hell. It's all devil-gibberish to me and he shows things to me and I just crack up.......it don't make no sense at all. 'Tis surely the work of the devil, I tell him all the time. COMPUTERS ARE EVIL. :lol:

he DID fix my computer and de-bugged it and worked on many things and now....'tis magic.

Could it be?

Is it possible?

That someday soon perhaps, our little Susie might grow to love....

SPREADSHEETS!!!

[Darn210]

  tom said:

You'll all quickly see where this is headed.

I don't often take baths but my back was particularly bad so I thought a nice hot soak might help.

Yup .. . . ...omG the sudden panic when realizing the tub had been 'filling' for 20-30min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily the bathroom floor is a bit concave. Maybe 70% of the floor had an inch to inch & a half of water. Grrrrrrrrr

Discovered my rugs are surprisingly absorbent but it also took nearly every towel I own!!! I couldn't think of what else to do!!!!!!

The mopping up and squeezing out was the best workout my forearms have gotten in yrs.

So BEWARE the post# that matched member#!!

2000th post effect so far is just some drizzle, which is safely remaining outdoors. No leaks.

But now I must worry about automotive fluids during my upcoming errand run.

Ahhhhhh Yes, Twas quite predictable actually . . . don't really know how you can really tell if it's the matched numbers or just anticipation of the 2000th post.

Blast it ALL!! Tried to take my daughter to piano lessons and the battery is dead . . . dead I tell you!!! . . . hubby won't be home until Thursday night. I've a call into the neighbor to come and jump me don't tell anyone . . . . . . Both kids have denied leaving their light on, but we'll see once I get the car started again.

POOPY COW!!!!

[nikki-uk]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUSIE'S IN ???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIPEE!!!!!!!!

Bloody hell!! ...he sounds purrrfect!!!!

  Mtndog said:

I taught Angus to push last winter....Open Original Shared Link

I WANNA GO!!!!!!!!.........all I need is a dog........

  jerseyangel said:

Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose

*SNORT* .......gadzooks

  jerseyangel said:

Tom, git out your bumpershoot--it might be messy

Bumpershoot??????? (NOT English as I've never heard that before)

You're cracking me up today Patti!!!!!!

Tom's bath flood coinciding with the 2000 post???........yes, it's only after the event you piece it all together......I myself have only just finished washing all the bedding after my 2000 post

[DingoGirl]

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This type comes in verrrrrrry handy. No more computer probs for Susie! Hey! I need to speak with him about chrome registration failure.....

that\'ll be nuttin\' for this genius.

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Well then . . . we shall have to guess, won\'t we?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas pricing out hardwood flooring at Lowe\'s?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas to shop at Trader Joes?

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas when you were stalking the half-naked zombie man? . . . OMG, WAIT!!!! . . . he IS the half naked zombie man!!!!!!

:lol: oh this is WAYYYYYYYY too much fun. I shan\'t tell just yet. but yes, I could very well have been wearing my jim-jams.

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Could it be?

Is it possible?

That someday soon perhaps, our little Susie might grow to love....

SPREADSHEETS!!!

*gasp*

no way, no how, not even if hell freezed frozed froze over......nevah, I tell you, NEVAH!!!!!!!!!! but guess what.....spreadsheets are SOOOOOOOOOOOO easy and benign compared to what he was working on last night.........I kid you not - - you may as well have dropped me into the computer room at NASA er sumfin\' - - (wackl) I was just cracking up......head spinning as he did the most EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEViLLLE thing on his laptop I have ever seen.............

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Blast it ALL!! Tried to take my daughter to piano lessons and the battery is dead . . . dead I tell you!!! . . . hubby won\'t be home until Thursday night. I\'ve a call into the neighbor to come and jump me don\'t tell anyone . . . . . . Both kids have denied leaving their light on, but we\'ll see once I get the car started again.

POOPY COW!!!!

blast it all, indeed! poopy cow!!!!!!!!!! let us know which neighbor jumps you, and how.

oh sillies I just had two MAJOR MAJOR diarrheal blowouts........am weak.......trapped at home now.......something I ate? dunno........small bug? dunno......lovesick? maybe.....

Poppy cow indeed!!!!!!! I had plans to accomplish many things todya!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - just red that chili cookoff thing........... :lol:

I sh*t myself when I farted and I\'m worried it will eat through the chair!

I cracked a$$.........

*snort*

Tom! the fluids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dear gawd, man, drink more of the phaerie! gitcher paints out! cut off your ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

  tom said:

Hehehehehe ahhhhhh yes I meant to write about this.

It tastes good&plenty (yup licorice-y, like liquified Good&Plentys sans sweetness) and certainly non-imaginary. (Wth does the "real" part of that question even MEAN??!!)

I was wondering the same thing....How can something taste "real?" What does "unreal" or "fictitious" taste like?

  tom said:

Yup .. . . ...omG the sudden panic when realizing the tub had been 'filling' for 20-30min!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily the bathroom floor is a bit concave. Maybe 70% of the floor had an inch to inch & a half of water. Grrrrrrrrr

2,000 posts....These things happen.

  dlp252 said:

That someday soon perhaps, our little Susie might grow to love....

SPREADSHEETS!!!

OMG... Just saw this last word quickly, on its own, and took it as a two-word command:

"Mind, ye wench! Spread sheets!"

[dlp252]

  elye said:

OMG... Just saw this last word quickly, on its own, and took it as a two-word command:

"Mind, ye wench! Spread sheets!"

:lol:

[Darn210]

  nikki-uk said:

I WANNA GO!!!!!!!!.........all I need is a dog........

You don't think Kitty Will could pull you? Maybe you should get another cat. I bet two of them could do it.

  DingoGirl said:

that\'ll be nuttin\' for this genius.

OK then . . . go ask yer genius why yer leavin' all these backslashes around everytime you use an apostrophe??

[Darn210]

  DingoGirl said:

......head spinning as he did the most EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEViLLLE thing on his laptop I have ever seen.............

Is this some sort of weird voodoo foreplay or somefin?

[elye]

Mygawd......they're doin' weird, eeeeeeeevvvviiillll things on his laptop......

"On" as in, just "On"...or "On" as in, on top of?..........

[DingoGirl]

  elye said:

OMG... Just saw this last word quickly, on its own, and took it as a two-word command:

"Mind, ye wench! Spread sheets!"

why you SAUCY minx!

  Darn210 said:

OK then . . . go ask yer genius why yer leavin' all these backslashes around everytime you use an apostrophe??

*snort*

I have noticed that.....it's only happening in the silly vortex....he did some evil voodoo to my computer, now didn't he? let's tr'y to add' mo're apo'stroph'es and s'ee wh'at happ'ens

:lol:

cuz they don't show up when I type them out

  Darn210 said:

Is this some sort of weird voodoo foreplay or somefin?

*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT*

:lol:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I don't want my neighbors to know!

So......I think they've gone from thinking I'm a lesbian now (Gail and Jenn have sleepovers here to get out of their various oppressive housing states) to just a plain old SLUT

[DingoGirl]

I am SO easily amused right now

this is the last entry on the chili-judging thing:

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

:lol:

[Darn210]

  DingoGirl said:

I am SO easily amused right now

this is the last entry on the chili-judging thing:

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

:lol:

This reminds me of an actual true story . . . I guy that I worked with was living with his girlfriend. She apparently made some screaming hot chili. I don't know if he loved it that way or was afraid of hurting her feelings . . . so he apparently ate a lot of it. Later that night, he sat on the toilet with his insides screaming for mercy. Apparently he passed out from the pain, fell off of the toilet, his private parts were caught on the seat as he fell . . . and lacerated his manliness. He had to go to the emergency room for stitches.

[Mtndog]

Susies got the :wub: :wub:s and I just got warned for overly effusive use of emoticons so here's what posting is like in HELL:

  blueeyedmanda said:

We understand you leaving our Silly Vortex, but always remember we will be there with you everywhere! Details please.

Yes- we ARE always there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  jerseyangel said:

Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose

OUCH! (LAUGH OUT LOUD) (LAUGH OUT LOUD) I like making Patti laugh- it's fun!!!!!!!!

  juliem said:

I forgot to say congrats Auntie Amanda, I WUB being an Auntie!

Jude Law's Nuggets, now that's quite a twist in the scenario and quite a lovely vision in my mind

Brings a whole new meaning to Nugget obsession, if you know what I mean

I will never look at hardwood floors, and the laying of them, the same again

Julie- I've been thinking this for awhile- I think we're related I love being an auntie too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sister and BIL and FIL all refer to me as Auntie Mame....they were all over Sunday for Kurt';s birthday and somehow I went from sitting on the couch with the adults to upstairs judging the booty shaking competition on my bed with four kids. (ROLL EYES) (ROLL EYES)

  blueeyedmanda said:

Sillies, my new study opened up at work and thus bringing me farther and farther from the Vortex....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just say NO Amanda- just say no!!!!!!!!

  DingoGirl said:

One day - - Ptaum will find his too....... 'tis the most unexpected thing imaginable, truly the most shocking thing........

He IS a computer.....programmer? technician? guy in charge of eveyrthing having to do with computers for tons of people? Information technology? Information services? what in hell. It's all devil-gibberish to me and he shows things to me and I just crack up.......it don't make no sense at all. 'Tis surely the work of the devil, I tell him all the time. COMPUTERS ARE EVIL. :lol:

he DID fix my computer and de-bugged it and worked on many things and now....'tis magic.

He's a Kurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SMILES KNOWINGLY)

  Darn210 said:

. . OMG, WAIT!!!! . . . he IS the half naked zombie man!!!!!!

I bet that's it!!!!!!! He lured her with a bag o NUGGETS!!!!!!!!

  Darn210 said:

You don't think Kitty Will could pull you? Maybe you should get another cat. I bet two of them could do it.

Oh MY GAWD! Brilliant! I have a 20 pound tabby I could lend you (actually I really do!)

  Darn210 said:

Is this some sort of weird voodoo foreplay or somefin?

Laugh out loud times four.

THERE evil emoticon buster- are ya happy now?

[misdiagnosed6yrs]

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!!

[blueeyedmanda]

  misdiagnosed6yrs said:

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!!

Well we just got back from the Hospital and she is sooo cute! Lydia that is. She has a head full of dark brown hair. I love her.

[elye]

  DingoGirl said:

So......I think they've gone from thinking I'm a lesbian now (Gail and Jenn have sleepovers here to get out of their various oppressive housing states) to just a plain old SLUT

Wow.....That's quite a leap......

Although I suppose one could be both.......

It matters not...you've given the neighboUrs a great deal to chew on.

...Hey! What's fluttering through Stepford's li'l mind at this point?...."Heavens...look at what debauchery is going on over there now....No more pop-ins from me, guaranteed...and no more dog-sitting at THAT slutty thing's place!"

  misdiagnosed6yrs said:

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!!

Oh! Misdiagnosed.....ya missed it by ONE! But you can still stick around. I mean, you don't simply lurk around on threads, just waiting for big numbers to come up, now...do you? Have you heard of the Yukon Quest? How do you feel about Susie finding new love? Do Tootsie Rolls ever get lodged up your nose?

[Darn210]

  DingoGirl said:

[so......I think they've gone from thinking I'm a lesbian now (Gail and Jenn have sleepovers here to get out of their various oppressive housing states) to just a plain old SLUT

Oh don't sell yourself short, Susie!!! If you're sleeping with both men and women, you're not just a plain old slut . . . you're a SLUT EXTRAODINAIRE!!!

[tom]

  DingoGirl said:

holy kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrap 'tis wondrous

One day - - Ptaum will find his too....... 'tis the most unexpected thing imaginable, truly the most shocking thing........

How very sweet of you to say .. .. . .<sniff>

  DingoGirl said:

. .. . He is a goof, with the soul of a poet and a brain that......is the total opposite of my dingo-brain and compliments mine nicely.

Awwwwwwww

  DingoGirl said:

But get this........get this........

. .. .Three generations ago his family bought 60 acres with 3 cabins in the Santa Cruz mountains. I've seen pictures. I may die.

I KNEW something cabin-ish was in the mix

It IS beautiful up there. (FYI for the non-californians: the Santa Cruz range is what's between the ocean & San Jose/South Bay/Palo Alto & up the peninsula. We see it every day)

  Darn210 said:

You met him whilst wearing your pajamas when you were stalking the half-naked zombie man? . . . OMG, WAIT!!!! . . . he IS the half naked zombie man!!!!!!

:lol:

  nikki-uk said:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody hell!! ...he sounds purrrfect!!!!

Yeaaahhhhhhhh .. ... . Does he have a single sister???????

[DingoGirl]

  Darn210 said:

This reminds me of an actual true story . . . I guy that I worked with was living with his girlfriend. She apparently made some screaming hot chili. I don't know if he loved it that way or was afraid of hurting her feelings . . . so he apparently ate a lot of it. Later that night, he sat on the toilet with his insides screaming for mercy. Apparently he passed out from the pain, fell off of the toilet, his private parts were caught on the seat as he fell . . . and lacerated his manliness. He had to go to the emergency room for stitches.

oh you big.........fat..........LIAR. This is an urban legend of the highest caliber. No weeners were damaged on toilet seats, and you Janet DARN well know it.

oh - - - my - - - - God - -

I could die of........embarassment at my stupidish-ness.

But I could crack up at the same time.

I JUST this very second.........after ALL THIS TIME...........just this VERY millisecond looked at Janet's user name - which I've always pronounced and seen as "Darn two-ten."

and JUST this minute........I realized that it's "darn tootin" and I am the biggest loser lame-brain that there is.

:lol:

  Mtndog said:

Julie- I've been thinking this for awhile- I think we're related I love being an auntie too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sister and BIL and FIL all refer to me as Auntie Mame....they were all over Sunday for Kurt';s birthday and somehow I went from sitting on the couch with the adults to upstairs judging the booty shaking competition on my bed with four kids. (ROLL EYES) (ROLL EYES)

excellent, the booty-shaking competition. My brother got married in Seattle years ago - I was about 38 or so. The family was up there and the two oldest nieces got to go - I took great joy in mooning them in the elevator of the hotel every chance I got.

Bev - David's a Kurt? I should BE so lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes - I too love making Patti laugh and snort tootsies through her nose. (ouch)

  misdiagnosed6yrs said:

I have nothing to say, I just wanted to be # 10,000 to reply to this topic!!

OMG!!!!!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!!!!! can you take our quiz? We're down a few sillies and just now in spring recruiting season...........do you know anything about yeti's?

  elye said:

...Hey! What's fluttering through Stepford's li'l mind at this point?...."Heavens...look at what debauchery is going on over there now....No more pop-ins from me, guaranteed...and no more dog-sitting at THAT slutty thing's place!"

Stepford walked to her mailbox this morning and was really scrutinizing. Um, let's just say, I have lived in this house three years, and not ONCE has a man spent the night. Not even Robert. Just the girls, so this is a shock to all of Stepford. I don't share space easily wif people, to say the least.

  elye said:

Oh! Misdiagnosed.....ya missed it by ONE! But you can still stick around. I mean, you don't simply lurk around on threads, just waiting for big numbers to come up, now...do you? Have you heard of the Yukon Quest? How do you feel about Susie finding new love? Do Tootsie Rolls ever get lodged up your nose?

*snort*

Is THAT our new quiz? Gosh, it's gotten easier, hasn't it?

And Amanda has new love also!!!!!!!!!! a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY!!!!!!!!!!!!