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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Does she look like this?

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Um. .. . . if so, ya may wanna check up on wee Boris. .. . .. . .like, now. . . . . ..

:lol:

***** No offence intended toward ANY elderly Polish ladies********

:lol::lol:

That's her granny ;)

Boris is home ....'mewing' profusely!! (Tel said he'd MEW loudly if he'd had that done too)

Will sniffed him and knew instantly what had happened.....almost fainted from the flashback :o

Boris is in his special place :wacko:


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Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol:

That's her granny ;)

Boris is home ....'mewing' profusely!! (Tel said he'd MEW loudly if he'd had that done too)

Will sniffed him and knew instantly what had happened.....almost fainted from the flashback :o

Boris is in his special place :wacko:

Poor Bo Bo. Must have freshly cooked fish to lift his spirits.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Boris is home ....'mewing' profusely!! (Tel said he'd MEW loudly if he'd had that done too)

Will sniffed him and knew instantly what had happened.....almost fainted from the flashback :o

:lol: :lol: he made it! Yes, there's MUCH to talk about after any prolonged trip to the vet, 'tis universally true. (except for Stinker, such a quiet, stoic dog, who communicated by STARING holes into me)

Will's fainting :lol: :lol:

Poor Bo Bo. Must have freshly cooked fish to lift his spirits.

I read that as "fresh cookie fish" :lol: Kittehs would LOVE this!

OMG - check this story - - am really wondering if it's the Sausage Whacker -

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Poor Bo Bo. Must have freshly cooked fish to lift his spirits.

Indeed!! - he just ate some :D

...but things look very sore at the back end!..OUCH!!

<Tel screws up face in sympathy>

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:lol:

I often wonder what compels 'em to act in such a manner <snort>

What goes on their head??? :unsure:

Oh dear *sigh*... slight ennui creeping up on me..... I must accept the changing of the seasons and yet I dread it <_<

I wore my new winter coat today (wool blend) and veddy warm it was too BUT (forgive me) I touched and looked at some christmas cards today.

...I am askeert, it took me unawares :unsure: ...luring me in with it pretty sparkly ness, before I KNEW what was happening the (pack of 20) cards were in MY HANDS

Thankfully Tel in a calm but stern voice asked me' WTH did I think I was doing?' :lol: ...and the spell was broken

<shudder>

..be careful

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
I wore my new winter coat today (wool blend) and veddy warm it was too BUT (forgive me) I touched and looked at some christmas cards today.

...I am askeert, it took me unawares :unsure: ...luring me in with it pretty sparkly ness, before I KNEW what was happening the (pack of 20) cards were in MY HANDS

Thankfully Tel in a calm but stern voice asked me' WTH did I think I was doing?' :lol: ...and the spell was broken

<shudder>

..be careful

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

It's the other way with us, I'm the one dragging my hulking boyfriend through the store saying "NO NO NO!" Everyone looks at us funny. It's not even that he buys too much stuff (which he does,but) It's that he has to LOOK at EVERYTHING in the store!!!!! Ok, honey, same crap as last time, still Walmart........

curlyfries Contributor
OMG - check this story - - am really wondering if it's the Sausage Whacker -

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Perhaps he was going to buy a dozen or so doughnuts and was concerned that they might be out of bags and boxes, and there would be too many to carry in two hands...........

elye Community Regular
Perhaps he was going to buy a dozen or so doughnuts and was concerned that they might be out of bags and boxes, and there would be too many to carry in two hands...........

Yep. . . . . there's always his thumbs, as well . .. . . . . . . ....


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Perhaps he was going to buy a dozen or so doughnuts and was concerned that they might be out of bags and boxes, and there would be too many to carry in two hands...........

:lol::lol::lol:

Emily . . . I like yer new av . . . two veddy contented pooches. Has Elsie/Chelsie had any more hip issues?

Poor peanut-free BoBo. Nikki, step away from the Christmas cards!!! Do you guys do Halloween like we do Halloween ? . . . lots and lots of candy that we can't let the children eat so the mums have to scarf confiscate it? Or do you all just hang yer piggybats on yer porches and sing Christmas carols?

Well, I think I shall take my leave. I need to get to bed in three hours so that I can get up for my ungodly early flight on Fri. I'm not done doing laundry so of course I haven't started packing . . . guess I best get busy. Have a good weekend all.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Oh . . . almost phurgot . . . whilst I'm gone . . . my queenly duties shall be carried out by . . . hmmmm . . . who can I trust? . . . OK, lets just go with who's on the most . . . Emily!! . . . If you don't mind that is.

elye Community Regular

Oh! Have a SUPERB time, Janet!! :greenwithenvyface:

Girls' weekends away are always so wonderful and. . . . . . . ...... . drunken . . .. ..... :ph34r::lol:

I'm the Monarchical Stand-in! It's a little bit sudden and scary. . . . . . ..... .

I wonder if my ears are filling with extra wax?? :huh::rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Oh! Have a SUPERB time, Janet!! :greenwithenvyface:

Girls' weekends away are always so wonderful and. . . . . . . ...... . drunken . . .. ..... :ph34r::lol:

I'm the Monarchical Stand-in! It's a little bit sudden and scary. . . . . . ..... .

I wonder if my ears are filling with extra wax?? :huh::rolleyes:

Here, lemme just grab this penlight....

Nope, not even gonna go there.

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh! Have a SUPERB time, Janet!! :greenwithenvyface:

Girls' weekends away are always so wonderful and. . . . . . . ...... . drunken . . .. ..... :ph34r::lol:

I'm the Maniacal Stand-in! It's a little bit sudden and scary. . . . . . ..... .

I wonder if my ears are filling with extra wax?? :huh::rolleyes:

:blink:

Green12 Enthusiast
Boris is home ....'mewing' profusely!! (Tel said he'd MEW loudly if he'd had that done too)

Will sniffed him and knew instantly what had happened.....almost fainted from the flashback :o

Boris is in his special place :wacko:

Will fainting :lol:

Awwww BO BO, BOO BOO, if I twasn't (tweren't ?) allergic to little furballs of the cat variety I would cradle and rock little BoBo like a tender wee babe....

Does he have one of those hee-larious cone things on?

OMG - check this story - - am really wondering if it's the Sausage Whacker -

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:huh:

Another food crime....not to be confused with POO crimes, no siree!

Oh dear *sigh*... slight ennui creeping up on me..... I must accept the changing of the seasons and yet I dread it <_<

I wore my new winter coat today (wool blend) and veddy warm it was too BUT (forgive me) I touched and looked at some christmas cards today.

...I am askeert, it took me unawares :unsure: ...luring me in with it pretty sparkly ness, before I KNEW what was happening the (pack of 20) cards were in MY HANDS

Thankfully Tel in a calm but stern voice asked me' WTH did I think I was doing?' :lol: ...and the spell was broken

<shudder>

..be careful

Nikki, step away from the sparkly and shiny things!!! They will get you everytime!!!!!!

. . . lots and lots of candy that we can't let the children eat so the mums have to scarf confiscate it? Or do you all just hang yer piggybats on yer porches and sing Christmas carols?

:lol::lol: Janet

Have a phab time!

I wonder if my ears are filling with extra wax?? :huh::rolleyes:

:lol:

Here, lemme just grab this penlight....

Nope, not even gonna go there.

:lol:

Omgosh Ugly Betty and Grey's is on tonight :D:D I hope Grey's is good this season <_<

elye Community Regular

Morning, Psillies!

Jack was asking me when the Great Depression was, and whether or not we will be facing another one. :unsure: (Gad, he's too young to be knowing all this grave stuff!) He watched Bush's televised address two nights ago with great interest.

Gawd, as I think about this, I can feel the wax forming. . . . . . . <_<

But hey, this is a Silly thread.

I went to bed last night with my nightgown on inside out, but was too tired to change it. This morning I arose and it was on properly. :huh:

What in hell? Did not get up ONCE in the night.. . . . . . .that I remember. . . . ....

WHO IS CHANGING MY CLOTHES? :huh::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
But hey, this is a Silly thread.

I went to bed last night with my nightgown on inside out, but was too tired to change it. This morning I arose and it was on properly. :huh:

What in hell? Did not get up ONCE in the night.. . . . . . .that I remember. . . . ....

WHO IS CHANGING MY CLOTHES? :huh::lol:

Amazing!

Fashion conscious even as you sleep.

jerseyangel Proficient
Omgosh Ugly Betty and Grey's is on tonight :D:D I hope Grey's is good this season <_<

Watched both of 'em! Did you think Grey's went on a little too long? I was getting bored :huh:

Morning, Psillies!

Mornin' sillie lady!!!! :D

Jeesh, earwax, nocturnal clothing changes......what does all this mean??? :o

Daxin Explorer
"People with wet wax have more body odour, as they tend to sweat more. It is therefore reasonable to assume that people with dry earwax are sexually more attractive or have more sex appeal on account of reduced sweat and body odour. "

:lol::lol:

:huh:

:lol:

So...wat if one ear is wet and the other is dry?

But without all the strife caused by men, where would all the fun be?

What strife? It's called 'making life interesting.'

jerseyangel Proficient
What strife? It's called 'making life interesting.'

Hee! Ryan, you're such a guy!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
Jeesh, earwax, nocturnal clothing changes......what does all this mean??? :o

I know, I know . . .... .. . what does this all mean?? :huh::huh:

Oracle PeOter????

Hee! Ryan, you're such a guy!!!! :lol:

Indeed! :lol:

Ryan, thanks fer your responses in the hot tub thread. . . . . ..you've made me feel much better about spending that huge sum of money on such a thing. I'm sure we will use it all the time. Need a spot around the tub to anchor wine and shot glasses. . . . . must get to my easel and do some configuring. . . . . . . <_<:D

Jestgar Rising Star
Ryan, thanks fer your responses in the hot tub thread. . . . . ..you've made me feel much better about spending that huge sum of money on such a thing. I'm sure we will use it all the time. Need a spot around the tub to anchor wine and shot glasses. . . . . must get to my easel and do some configuring. . . . . . . <_<:D

When some friends got a hot tub they made an effort to use it every single night for a year, just to make sure they could justify buying it. Now they use it pretty much every night just because it's part of their routine.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

I noticed when Boris was home from the vets that his ears were very waxy!!.......and BOY! was he nervous!! :lol:

So maybe there's summat to it :rolleyes:

I've mislaid me silly??.....must look for it :(

jerseyangel Proficient
I've mislaid me silly??.....must look for it :(

Find thy sillie, woman!! :P

Where'd it go? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
I noticed when Boris was home from the vets that his ears were very waxy!!.......and BOY! was he nervous!! :lol:

So maybe there's summat to it :rolleyes:

I've mislaid me silly??.....must look for it :(

Find thy sillie, woman!! :P

Where'd it go? :unsure:

Perhaps got cleaned out with Boris's earwax?? :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Perhaps got cleaned out with Boris's earwax?? :o

Or discarded with his peanuts :o

HOLY CRAP!!!...must ring that Polski vet ......

Jestgar Rising Star
Or discarded with his peanuts :o

HOLY CRAP!!!...must ring that Polski vet ......

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And just how do you start that conversation....

"Excuse me, but did you happen to see a bit of silly on the floor while you were..."

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