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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG.....what a game. My throat is quite sore from screaming. :ph34r:

Canada 5, Germany 1. We meet the U.S. on New Years Eve!!!

Must get to bed......but I'll quickly say that I saw Sam Hill Manhead's body at the stadium. Incredible - - I let out a loud gasp, stopped and stood, wide-eyed, staring at the long row of hockey jerseys gracing one of the long throughways into the arena. The sweaters were put on headless dummies comprised of necks, arms, and complete chests. One of these effigies was bare, and it absolutely WAS Sam Hill's trunk....no question. Same line, same smooth, fibreglass material.....same metallic coloUr and finish.

I took a pic with my cellphone, but it is terrible quality -- can barely be seen, as there was very little lighting. Should have tried to take it down.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????

I've found his body!!! It's at Scotiabank Place Stadium here in Ottawa!! No connection to Burundi.... . . . . . or, wait. . . . . . . .does Burundi have a national hockey team??.. . . . . . . :huh:

Must consider all of this through what may be a long, restless night of deep pondering. . . ......

:lol:

...Psillies, going

How will it fair????......I AM going up a TOG + A HALF!!!!!

Nikerler!! You're up a TOG and a half??? What in hell does this mean?? You've gained weight? Lord, I hope a tog isn't, like, twenty pounds er sumfin .. . . .... .

:o

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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SILLIES!!!!!! :o *gasp*

oh my dear Lord - - my mouse was FROZEN in place - - rebooted once, black screen with nothing - mouse still not moving - - scared to death - - terrified - - cut off from civilization (well, I guess there ARE phones and a car :lol: ) - -

re-hooked the mouse - - still nothing - -

re-booted again

:)

annnnnnnnnnnd here we are ;)

*phew*

...Psillies, going to bed....... new 'goosey' down & feather quilt is ON

How will it fair????......I AM going up a TOG + A HALF!!!!!

Will I sweat to death??........WHAT shall I name it?????

Discuss

:blink: but - how can we discuss if we don't know what in hell yer talking about?

:lol: :lol:

what's a tog and a half??????? er - what's a TOG?

the name.......do all yer blankies have names there? Such a concept.....must introduce it into my life but......really have no special love for any blankies here - am bereft

Hellllooooo Psillies!

Well, had the family get-together last night. Hubby's brother and SIL didn't show up......we think they must've gotten in a fight. 2 nephews didn't show. Same for my brother....still doesn't feel well. Soooooo....wasn't as interesting as I had hoped. But the game was a blast and I ended up with most of the gifts :P . I gave away 3 of them and still took home 4. Many years I've gone home with nothing, so I don't feel too guilty

oh this sounds phab. But - - no setup between your bro and SIL? oh pshaw!!!!!!! (er - was it your sister and BIL? :blink: )

Red?

Ricky?

Rudyard?

I know!!!!........Mr. Boring must be Rumplestiltskin!

no

no

no

and

well, maybe :lol:

Rasputin as code-name for A$$HAT David:

Well, it makes sense.......he is EVIL and he has evil bewitching powers and makes one lose one's mind :angry: :spittingmadandwantingjusticeface:

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????

I've found his body!!! It's at Scotiabank Place Stadium here in Ottawa!! No connection to Burundi.... . . . . . or, wait. . . . . . . .does Burundi have a national hockey team??.. . . . . . . :huh:

Must consider all of this through what may be a long, restless night of deep pondering. . . ......

:lol: :lol: :lol: Long, restless night indeed. what DOZ it mean? and - how on earth could you have left it there??????????? :lol:

back to projects, sillies......vacuuming up dead ant bodies from the carnage of the now-defunct kitchen ant colony :huh:

but dear gawd - - I just KNOW I"m going to retrieve the SECOND half-eaten bag of chips from neighbors now.....I just KNOW it :gulp:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

MORNING ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edna will be moving in today (any further damage will be coming from drink :wacko: ....NOT phoood :mellow: )

I SURVIVED 'ducky' (me new goose blanky).....although freezing and thick frost and ice outside , it took me ages to get to sleep as I was (as suspected) too hot. Was in a 12 tog....now in a 13.5 tog!! WHAT a difference!!!! :lol: ............... explanation below......

Nickerler!! You're up a TOG and a half??? What in hell does this mean?? You've gained weight? Lord, I hope a tog isn't, like, twenty pounds er sumfin .. . . .... .

You poor people :( .......I had no idea you were togless!!! :o

(quite scientific, p'raps Jess'll understand :huh: )

Rumplestiltskin!

:lol:

Rasputin as code-name for A$$HAT David: :blink::wacko:

A$$h

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted
MORNING ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edna will be moving in today (any further damage will be coming from drink :wacko: ....NOT phoood :mellow: )

Who's Edna?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Good Morning, Psillies!

Mygawd. . .. .I start my morning off with a big cup o' tea, perusing Psillyville, and I'm faced with THIS:

A tog is 0.1 m2K/W. In other words, the thermal resistance in togs is equal to ten times the temperature difference (in [url=Open Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

:lol: I warned yer about the 'Tog business!!!

Open Original Shared Link

Postage stamps of Burundian hockey players....... . ... . ...

With real skates, sticks and helmets.....and all of the heads are attached to the bodies.... . . ....

GAHHHH!!! :lol:

Who knew googling 'Burundian ice hockey player' would come up trumps :lol:

Perhaps, it were a bygone era....... they now have mutated....with no need for arms, legs & other cumbersome stuff :blink:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted
Ahhhhhhh. ....... . . . .if only she remained an unknown entity for all of us.......

Edna is The Diet. She lives with me year-round, with my voracious diabetic carb-counting. I think she's currently here in full weight-loss mode, as with many others, as post-holiday reality seeps in. . .. . . ...sigh. .. . .. <_<:(:angry:

Oh, I thought Edna stood for something. I don't think I like Edna....

Side pondering: I work in a hotel, and have for a number of years. There is currently a large teenage girls hockey tournament, with some of the teams staying here. They come every year. WHY OH WHY do all these parents consider this a chance to go drink beer in the lounge and leave their adolescent children unattended?!?! I came in early yesterday morning and there were no less than 2 dozen beer cans scattered on the 4th floor, next to the pile of 9 pizza boxes. Is there some genetic trait that makes American parents of hockey players jerks? Or is it just when they're in hotels? They're paying a ridiculously cheap rate and whine and moan when their room doesn't have a fridge for their BEER!

I feel better. No offense intended to any one here who has kids in hockey, I'm sure you're all wonderful.....

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Who's Edna?

Ah yes, Edna.

An unpleasant name for an unpleasant event.

Some of us are permanently on an all-foods-tasty Edna :angry:

oh well. I did manage to scarf down quite a bit of gfcfsf candy by pretending that the massive amounts of sugar didn't count. :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
oh well. I did manage to scarf down quite a bit of gfcfsf candy by pretending that the massive amounts of sugar didn't count. :ph34r:

As the lucky recipient of said candy, I didn't have to pretend 'cause treats made by a friend don't have any calories :lol: It's practically a law!!!!!

How THAT for rationalizing :P

How's yer toof, Bunnie?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
I did manage to scarf down quite a bit of gfcfsf candy by pretending that the massive amounts of sugar didn't count. :ph34r:

It doesn't does it??? :unsure:

As the lucky recipient of said candy, I didn't have to pretend 'cause treats made by a friend don't have any calories :lol: It's practically a law!!!!!

SEE!!! Patti said so!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
I feel better. No offense intended to any one here who has kids in hockey, I'm sure you're all wonderful.....

I've been to a couple of tournaments in the States (DH usually does the tournament duty), and I've never witnessed such horrid behavior that you've had to deal with, Bunnie (thank gawd!).....perhaps we are the exception. But ya know, those same parents that are messy pigs and constantly complain about things to hotel management are very likely the same ones who are lunatics in the arena - -screaming at the refs, yelling at the coaches to put their kids in more .. . . . . fortunately I haven't had to live with many of them, but there seems to be one every season . . . ....

Bah!! it's just kids, playin' hockey!!

Sometimes I just need to go and kick some o' their arses. . . . ... <_<

Yes, Bunnie! How's that toof? Did you get it looked at?

Now I am fascinated with all things TOG. I have checked the tag on my duvet on our bed, and found no evidence of Tog Count. Perhaps this is strictly a British measurement......

Does my coat have a tog count?

Elsie and Gus?

:huh:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Bah!! it's just kids, playin' hockey!!

Gawd yes! I remember, years ago, when Matt played softball on our church's team in Georgia. He wasn't the biggest kid back then and as he went up to bat, we heard some horse's arse father in the bleechers yell--"easy out!" :angry:

Yeah....nice example to set for your kids about sportsmanship <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Ok, absolutely NO intentions of getting another (promise! was just peeking!) but....OMG!!!!!!! Just LOOK at this Open Original Shared Link

Isn't he the MOST adorable 'so ugly you gotta luv him' (OH!!! He's been re-homed!:wub:)

oh look at the silly-but-dignified-looking old gent :wub: Glad he's been re-homed, I would have MADE you go get him ;)

TOGS?????? well - now I know but yes, Em's correct, a bit too much mathS for this time (or any time) of day - - last time I bought a down comforter, there WERE ratings for warmth, but, not measured by TOGS in this country....can't even remember........just know that I could probably use a new one as all toggage has been - redistributed, methinks :blink:

OMG!!!! Look!

Open Original Shared Link

Postage stamps of Burundian hockey players....... . ... . ...

With real skates, sticks and helmets.....and all of the heads are attached to the bodies.... . . ....

Gads, further ponderings..... . . . . .. . . ..

:o you silly, they do NOT all have their heads, check out the one upper left, HEADLESS!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Some of us are permanently on an all-foods-tasty Edna :angry:

:ph34r: gawd - - I had the bag of chips here last night and.......feel like rubbish, ate them IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT :angry: <---- at self

Bunnie - those miscreant pig parents - I dunno what to say :lol:

Morning all! am feeling blurry, premenstrual, rubbish-y, hag-ish, phat, bloated......pondered calling in fat to work but - - guess I'll go and whine over there :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
:ph34r: gawd - - I had the bag of chips here last night and.......feel like rubbish, ate them IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT :angry: <---- at self

Chips are about the only junk food I can eat without consequence discomfort issues I can't deal with.

Never thought about it, but probably shouldn't be eating chips either.

Anyway, my point was, Suze, they're chips. I eat them all the time.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Gawd yes! I remember, years ago, when Matt played softball on our church's team in Georgia. He wasn't the biggest kid back then and as he went up to bat, we heard some horse's arse father in the bleechers yell--"easy out!" :angry:

:angry::angry::angry::angry:

OMG......this makes me ILL........ . . .

you silly, they do NOT all have their heads, check out the one upper left, HEADLESS!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

GAHHHH!! SOOOOOZIEEEE! You are SO correct!! How could I have possibly missed this?? That's it! What we must be focusing on, paying attention to . .. !! THAT is Sam Hill's body.......... . . on a stamp . . . .. ..I have his head . . . . .....I SAW his body at the hockey stadium . . .. . . . ...

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN????? :huh::huh:

:lol:

Soooozie's calling in phat. . . . . ... :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Soooozie's calling in phat. . . . . ... :lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Soooozie's calling in phat. . . . . ... :lol::lol:

i KNOW!!!!!

Marvellous idea :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Chips are about the only junk food I can eat without consequence discomfort issues I can't deal with.

the only consequence is an expanding waistline and bloated, fat belly <_<

oh and, perhaps a bit of water retention from all the salt :huh:

just overall PHAT-ness

GAHHHH!! SOOOOOZIEEEE! You are SO correct!! How could I have possibly missed this?? That's it! What we must be focusing on, paying attention to . .. !! THAT is Sam Hill's body.......... . . on a stamp . . . .. ..I have his head . . . . .....I SAW his body at the hockey stadium . . .. . . . ...

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?????

Pseriously!!!!!!!!!!! :o

:lol:

cannot believe that Em didn't spot the missing Man Head :lol:

but then saw him at the game :lol:

*****************************

am at work, miserable and cranky, it was noted by the two males here:

shane: "man you really ARE crabby today, aren't you?" :unsure:

me: "I TRIED to warn you when you called this morning, you should not have coerced me to come in"

:blink:

:lol:

am photographing and listing MILLIONS of things on ebay for Shane, am cranky beyond belief from it

:lol:

more later

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Pheel better, Souczie :)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
Pseriously!!!!!!!!!!! :o

:lol:

cannot believe that Em didn't spot the missing Man Head :lol:

but then saw him at the game :lol:

*****************************

:o:huh::blink::unsure: Life is just SO full of mysteries! Psilliville is mysteriouser and mysteriouser :lol:

And.....what DOES it all mean?

I think Nik-Niks binky needs more of a name than just Ducky. Her Tiger Pig has three syllables, and you don't want the new binky to be jealous! Hows about Duck Duck Goose? ;)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Sooz calling in phat! I luv it! I once called in well.....said I was pheeling too "D" good to come in :lol::lol: I mean seriously.....if you're going to be miserable, you may as well be miserable at work and save the "sick" days for gloriously sunny-fun day ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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am at work, miserable and cranky, it was noted by the two males here:

shane: "man you really ARE crabby today, aren't you?" :unsure:

me: "I TRIED to warn you when you called this morning, you should not have coerced me to come in"

OMG..... .. . ...where have all the jobs like THIS been all of my life??

My job:

"Hi, um........kinda cranky, and phat, and well, gross this morning. Ya probably shouldn't try to coerce me to come in"......

Long silence.

"Emily. . .. . .your class is in an hour. See you then. Please do NOT be crabby".

<_<:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Whoa....here's the latest tidbit that The Ripper is mulling over:

If you were to put 23 random people in a room, there is a 50% chance that two of them would share a birthday.

:huh:

Jess .. .......could you corroborate this, puleeeze? :huh::rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
"I TRIED to warn you when you called this morning, you should not have coerced me to come in"

YES!!! I shall say this to the kids tomorrow... (I'll ring them from my bed....tog-head that I am :D )

am photographing and listing MILLIONS of things on ebay for Shane, am cranky beyond belief from it

KERRRR-ANKEE!!

I think *I* should be listing a xbox 360 as a certain DC (devil child) should have it revoked <_<

I'm sure some WELL BEHAVED child out there would love it :rolleyes:

I think Nik-Niks binky needs more of a name than just Ducky. Her Tiger Pig has three syllables, and you don't want the new binky to be jealous! Hows about Duck Duck Goose? ;)

:lol::lol: TUH- REA- SAR!!!!!! (you just KNOW that's gonna be shortened to DIDI .......I LOVE IT!!!!!!!)

...and while on the subject........

OMG!!!!!!!!!

My Mum thinks I should put TIGER PIG into retirement :o:o

She thinks he deserves it after a long service and is looking a tad threadbare :o:o:o

She's trying to coerse me into buying a Boucle throw in the sales :( !!!!!!!!!

For GAWDS SAKE!!!!.....doesn't she understand????????................. we'd miss TP terribly!!

Oh the memories!!! .......

picnics in the garden, makeshift tent cover & fort, all purpose blankie............ :wub:

I need to THINK ...*sniff*

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Life is just SO full of mysteries! Psilliville is mysteriouser and mysteriouser :lol:

And.....what DOES it all mean?

pseriously! :lol:

but WHY was Em even googling Burundian Hocky Team :wacko: just so wackl :lol:

<wackl to even ask, really> :lol:

Sooz calling in phat! I luv it! I once called in well.....said I was pheeling too "D" good to come in I mean seriously.....if you're going to be miserable, you may as well be miserable at work and save the "sick" days for gloriously sunny-fun day

brilliant :lol:

Hey, where is Ptaum? and Bevel? haven't seen those two......

OMG..... .. . ...where have all the jobs like THIS been all of my life??

My job:

"Hi, um........kinda cranky, and phat, and well, gross this morning. Ya probably shouldn't try to coerce me to come in"......

Long silence.

"Emily. . .. . .your class is in an hour. See you then. Please do NOT be crabby".

*SNACKLE* :lol:

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o mygawd, why would you even THINK of getting rid of Tiger Pig??????????

dear Lord....put him in a closet if you must but, HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! Banish the thought!!!!!! :huh:

am soooooooooooo cranky - - must keep at it

poor shane :lol:

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