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A Little Gluten Free Humor

texasmama

By texasmama
in Coping with Celiac Disease

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texasmama Rookie
texasmama
Posted

I often use humor as a coping tool so here is my original "Ode to Gluten". Not very good poetry but maybe it will give someone a chuckle. :D

Ode to Gluten

Gluten, oh gluten, once you were my friend.

But now those days are drawing to an end.

For gluten, my gluten, you were killing me,

Causing much damage with villous atrophy.

Gluten, dear gluten, I will miss you so,

But it is clearly past time for you to go.

So goodbye whole wheat bread and so long to Ritz

You were eating up my intestines to bits!

And farewell cakes, pastries and pie.

No longer will you make me cry.

Get your sticky fingers off my food and my snacks.

Forever I am done with these insidious attacks.

Gluten, oh gluten, you

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Mango04 Enthusiast
Mango04
Posted
:lol::lol:
ptkds Community Regular
ptkds
Posted

Couldn't have said it better myself!!

:lol::lol::D

ravenwoodglass Mentor
ravenwoodglass
Posted

Well done. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hee Hee :D

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Yeah! Chocolate is gluten free, hah ha!!!!!1

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