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  1. kareng
    I have put a beef chuck roast in the crockpot with onions and a bit of BBQ sauce. It sat all night with a "rub" on it. Hoping to shred it and add more BBQ sauce for sandwiches. Making a non-mayo coleslaw, too.
  2. kareng
    Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? A. It's not right. knock, knock Who's there? Elmo Elmo who? You don't know who Elmo is?! Q. Why did the fox cross the road? A. To look for the chicken. Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.
  3. kareng
    When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do. Chuck Norris once swallowed a frog, one day later he and pooped out a tadpole. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What...
  4. kareng
    Do I have to get out M's joke book from first grade? Or drag out the Boy Scout jokes? How do you feel about Chuck Norris jokes?
  5. kareng
    n 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He...
  6. kareng
    A nurse was leaving the hospital one evening when she found the doctor standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen", said the doctor, "this is important and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly", said the nurse, flattered that the doctor had asked her for help. She turned the machine on, inserted...
  7. kareng
    How about some doctor/hospital jokes for SkiLisa & hub? Five Doctors Duck Hunting Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practice (GP) physcian, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised...
  8. kareng
    Yes. Why not? I think they say gluten-free on them.
  9. kareng
    Trying to keep SkiLIsa laughing (or groaning at some of these). In honor of The World Cup, some soccer jokes: Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Football team? A: Because she Kept running away from the ball. Q: Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating Indian food? A: They think they can't use they're hands. ...
  10. kareng
    Funny practical joke if you remember that a spider has 8 legs.
  11. kareng
    Apparently, today is a national holiday! Blame Someone Else Day! to celebrate, my hub's work group are having a potluck lunch. Everyone is bringing dessert. They will blame the calories on someone else.
  12. kareng
    How does NASA organize a party? They PLANET!
  13. kareng
    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel. The average number of items in the typical womans's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of those items.
  14. kareng
    Anyone can have an issue with any food, Celiac or not. Celiac disease is an autoimmune reaction to the gluten proteins gliadin and glutenin - that's what we refer to as gluten. celiac is not a reaction to milk or soy or corn - processed or not. Are those processed things good for anyone? Who knows.
  15. kareng
    Just Wanted you to know. Many of them haven't been around for a couple of years so they won't be responding back.
  16. kareng
    Sorry. To me, the fact that it went away means it's not something permanent. Maybe just a pulled muscle. The fact that it wasn't bad enough to get it looked at, seemed like it wasn't a big deal any longer. I officially give up! . Lol
  17. kareng
    I say that, too!
  18. kareng
    You are replying to someone who hasn't been on since 2009. FYI - gluten isn't created by man - it is found naturally in wheat, rye & barley. There is something called "wheat gluten for baking" that is just purely the gluten portion of wheat. It is sometimes added to baked items (not gluten free ones). I guess that would up the percentage of gluten...
  19. kareng
    I am very confused now. It sounded like you could barely talk - but now you say that isn't a big deal. Doctor's don't see anything unusual in your joints. My joints hurt some because I hadn't been very active. Moving is what helped me. But just walking won't help your wrists, for example. What helped me the most was gentle yoga. I started in a class...
  20. kareng
    Well.... We can't force people to answer. A few people have answered here, including me. It appears we aren't saying what you want to hear. Maybe you need a full medical work-up? I think I said something like that earlier though...
  21. kareng
    But at least its gluten-free?
  22. kareng
    Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link "A skin biopsy should be done on a non-affected portion of the skin near the rash when there is an outbreak. It’s not necessary to perform an intestinal biopsy to establish the diagnosis of celiac disease in a patient with DH; the skin biopsy is definitive."
  23. kareng
    Adding as I think of things - Make smoothies - add a little protein powder to a bunch of fruit - some fresh & some frozen. a banana & 2 cups of fruit is about 250-300 calories. Edit to add- can you eat nut butters & seed butters? PB on a cracker or celery or apples is a good high calorie snack. Add nuts to a dish - peanuts or cashews to...
  24. kareng
    I'm not sure what you mean about additives, spices, etc. spices are gluten-free. Add a little olive oil to foods - if you eat some veggies - add a little extra olive oil or butter. If you can use milk - use cream or half cream half milk on cereal, in coffee, etc. cream has a LOT of calories. Use an on- line calorie finder. See what has more calories...
  25. kareng
    A stick! Were you thinking something else? Dumb 4 year old joke
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