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#48676 JNBunnie1

 
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 04:36 AM

What's the name of those tall skinny funny looking dogs that look like they're going to snap in half at the waist? Yup, that's my baby.....
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 07:49 AM

hmm....a whippet? a borzoi?
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 08:44 AM

A Saluki? We knew someone who had 2. They are really fast. They could keep up with A full speed horse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saluki
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 12:26 PM

What to do on a rainy Thursday? Give a remote controlled cat toy to a pirate and watch him entertain himself.
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 01:23 PM

A Saluki? We knew someone who had 2. They are really fast. They could keep up with A full speed horse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saluki


Yup! A saluki, that's it! He's so fast, too, he's 6'5", so just his normal walking pace I have to jog to keep up with. And he runs, when he runs he just disappears into the distnce before you realize what's happening.
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 03:52 PM

Them Salukis are always Rushin' :rolleyes:
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 01:32 PM

OK. I'm doing a blog. I figure it'll keep my writing skills up (or cause them to deteriorate if I try to keep everything to the eighth grade level), and give me something to do other than popping another Harry Potter movie in, and plopping on the couch with a plate of nachos.

I'll try a couple posts out, then put it on facebook. If anyone's willing to critique my first couple tries, let me know and I'll send you the link.

If I can figure out how to get back to the site.

Did I mention that I have no idea what I'm doing?
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 01:38 PM

Did I mention that I have no idea what I'm doing?


J,

You know how to write, therefore you can blog.
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Have fun.
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 01:42 PM

I'll laugh at critique your blog! It if has chickens, cats and pirates living peacefully together, it's got to be good!
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 01:52 PM

I'll laugh at critique your blog! It if has chickens, cats and pirates living peacefully together, it's got to be good!

ok, but I haven't figured out how to put in pictures yet, so don't dis me on the lack of visuals....
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 02:05 PM

ok, but I haven't figured out how to put in pictures yet, so don't dis me on the lack of visuals....



No visuals necessary for that topic! :D
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 04:14 PM

a chicken joke for Jess in honor of her newly hatched blog:

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.

(My scientist hubs found that hysterical.)
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"Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way we cope with it makes the difference." Virginia Satir

"The strongest of all warriors are these two - time and patience." Leo Tolstoy

"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else" Booker T. Washington

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”― Laura Davenport 

"Do or do not. There is no try. "-  Yoda.

"LTES"  Gem 2014

 

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:08 PM

Lest I be perceived as a bunny monster, I set forth the following:

Take a small country the size of Colorado; let there be no predatory mammals or reptiles there; and let us introduce the too cuuute little bunny rabbit with his cottontail and his and her breeding propensities with no natural enemy; let this country produce the greatest graslands and the tastiest lamb in the world (well, the Aussies might dispute that ); let the bunnies - unmolested - eat all the grass and burrow through all the grasslands and do that other thing that bunnies do, so that entire hillsides are moving with bunnies and horses rounding up the sheep are breaking their legs in rabbit warrens.

So let there be established in every county in every province in said country a Rabbit Board which employs rabbiters who live in a rabbiter's hut, whose duty it is to snuff the bunnies; but the job is too much, so let us have fundraising drives for the schools (for there is a bounty on rabbit tails) and let the farmers set forth one weekend a year - or more frequently - to decimate the bunnie population to the extent possible, and let us drive down the road and see all the bunnie hides drying on the wire fences. And let the schools gain funding for musical instruments and music lessons and whatever else they need. But still there are too many bunnies...

And let diseases be introduced to decimate the bunny population, to which disease the bunnies build immunity and come back stronger than before....

Do you still feel the same about bunnies? :rolleyes:
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 02:45 AM

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Doesn't everybody get a running-like-a-faucet nose in freezing weather??


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:lol: lol at the Alaskan joke that reminds me of (of which that remindeth?)

In winter a mechanic comes upon a full facial-haired Alaskan whose truck has stalled. It's kinda desolate & it looks like he's been there a while so he stops, figuring he could help him out.
In a few minutes, it's obvious what the problem is.
"Looks like you blew a seal" he says.
"Oh . . . no, that's just frozen snot"
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 04:18 AM

Do you still feel the same about bunnies? :rolleyes:


:o Who knew those cute li'l critters could decimate things on such a huge level?
We have the pudgy brown cottontails, suddenly rampant in our neck of the city over the past ten years....forget the lovely annual and perennial beds in front of one's house....
Right after the Second World War, Holland wanted to thank Ottawa in due fashion for harbouring their queen and princess while their country faced great peril. The Dutch High Commissioner was dispatched to Canada, and in a grand ceremony at Parliament Hill he presented us with several thousand tulip bulbs, and a little cage, which when open revealed a male and female black squirrel.

:huh:

Um, yeah.... . . ..thanks.....

Now The Netherlands and south-eastern Ontario are the only places on earth with pitch-black squirrels (perhaps by now they've made their way into the northern US). Incredibly resilient, brash, destructive, loud.....

However, like the squirrels, the tulips now number in the many millions, and are incredibly beautiful.

ANNNNND the black squirrels EAT my tulips.....

What the hell kind of pairing was that??


:rolleyes:


"Oh . . . no, that's just frozen snot"



:lol: :lol: Will pass that along to my Northern in-laws.....
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