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#48841 JNBunnie1

 
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 04:01 PM

Can't help ya there, I got tons. Fortunately I also have furry fly catchers, so it balances out.


Yeah, well you've got birds, it's normal. I STILL CAN'T FIND MY FLYSWATTERS!!! THEY'RE PACKED SOEMWHERE!!! WAHHH!!
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 04:01 PM

Might want to go for the sticky fly paper.
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 04:25 PM

ick....flies remind me of the Amityville horror :ph34r:

Sticky paper.... or frogs with big long tongues.

We have flycatchers nesting in our garage....want me to bring them to you?
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 04:50 PM

SONNOFAB**CH!!!!


Flies keep coming in my house. My house is BRAND FRIKKIN NEW and there's no food int he garbage or the sink. What gives?!?? HElp!!!



There's probably some food in the walls. We made a hole to run a phone line and found sandwich wrappers and soda cans. Apparently the guys that did the dry wall like orange soda!
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 04:50 PM

SONNOFAB**CH!!!!


Flies keep coming in my house. My house is BRAND FRIKKIN NEW and there's no food int he garbage or the sink. What gives?!?? HElp!!!


Do you have any horses nearby? Great attractant, lovely as those animals are :P
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 04:53 PM

A north wind brings flies here. Unfortunately, it's hot as crap with barely a south wind. <_<

Maybe you have a Yeti in your walls. :huh:
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 06:41 PM

There's probably some food in the walls. We made a hole to run a phone line and found sandwich wrappers and soda cans. Apparently the guys that did the dry wall like orange soda!

But my house is modular. It's built in a factory and then assembled onsite in one day. I guess the factory guys could've put orange soda in the walls......

Irish, are you talking about spiders? :blink: :blink:


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Posted 20 June 2012 - 06:44 PM

ick....flies remind me of the Amityville horror :ph34r:

Sticky paper.... or frogs with big long tongues.

We have flycatchers nesting in our garage....want me to bring them to you?

Which is not to say I wouldn't love to have you come visit!

Do you have any horses nearby? Great attractant, lovely as those animals are :P


Nope, purely residential. We're two houses down from the town hall. yay. We've had a LOT of attention from the building and zoning departments... le sigh...

A north wind brings flies here. Unfortunately, it's hot as crap with barely a south wind. <_<

Maybe you have a Yeti in your walls. :huh:


I'm going with yeti! This may explain why there were birds going psycho in my gutters the other day. It wasn't nest building, they haven't been back since. I hope it wasn't nest building, they'll be sorely dissappointed the next big rain!
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:20 PM

Probably not dry wallers leaving thier lunch in the walls then. If they are too fast for you to swat, hit them with a spritz of hair spray. ( gluten-free of course). Good fun as it sticks thier wings.

We have animals going wild here, too. We had 3 crows attacking our yard bunny. The bunny was standing on her back legs swing her front legs at the crows. Cooper and I ran out to save her. The crows saw the big black dog and ran. Bun didn't. She knows the dog and humans at our house are harmless. Those crows then flew to the next yard and started attacking 2 squirrels and a bunny at once. It was heartwarming to see 2 separate species, fighting together.
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 02:53 AM

YES! I knew that was you! You look just like you type. ;)



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I like this one! ^_^

Can we keep him? Who's the reigning monarch? :unsure:
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 02:56 AM

Probably not dry wallers leaving thier lunch in the walls then. If they are too fast for you to swat, hit them with a spritz of hair spray. ( gluten-free of course). Good fun as it sticks thier wings.

We have animals going wild here, too. We had 3 crows attacking our yard bunny. The bunny was standing on her back legs swing her front legs at the crows. Cooper and I ran out to save her. The crows saw the big black dog and ran. Bun didn't. She knows the dog and humans at our house are harmless. Those crows then flew to the next yard and started attacking 2 squirrels and a bunny at once. It was heartwarming to see 2 separate species, fighting together.


I turned on the central vac and sucked them up! :D Works great.
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 04:13 AM

Nope, purely residential. We're two houses down from the town hall. yay. We've had a LOT of attention from the building and zoning departments... le sigh...


Well, there you are -- it's not horses attracting the flies, nor hidden food... . . .....you're two doors down from a bunch o' bureaucrats! <_<


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Posted 21 June 2012 - 04:17 AM

Well, there you are -- it's not horses attracting the flies, nor hidden food... . . .....you're two doors down from a bunch o' bureaucrats! <_<


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HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! :)
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 04:56 AM

Well, there you are -- it's not horses attracting the flies, nor hidden food... . . .....you're two doors down from a bunch o' bureaucrats! <_<


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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:21 AM

Which is not to say I wouldn't love to have you come visit!



.... hmm, mebbe I will. ;)

Bunz, flycatchers are birds. They catch flies. Someone very clever named them, huh?

We've got all manner of critters running amok here, too.

I've had to remove a chipmunk and a field mouse from the house (slippery little suckers) and a starling from the wood stove--how he got down the chimney is a mystery. Took a goldfinch from Bella's mouth and caught a bat with my flyswatter so I could put it outside. (hubs was hiding) Then, there was the bear, (yes a bear), the racoons, foxes, possums, woodchucks and the neighbor's dairy cows prancing through here (along with the regular crew of deer, turkeys, bunnies!! :) and even the turtles who makes their way up the lawn from a nearby pond to drop her eggs. The family room walls are covered in ladybugs every spring and I scoop them up and put them outside as I do not have the heart to vacuum them up. ( omg, I sound like Little house on the prairie girl)

Flies? hahaha...that's nuttin!!.
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