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#51001 kareng

 
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:21 PM

But surely child labor (even virtual) would not be countenanced in Psilliville? That would send the Minister of Labor sallying forth on her high steed, cracking whips and busting heads and bums toot sweet.


I have had 2 childs and I have nothing against them laboring! It keeps them out of trouble!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:32 PM

The Thanksgiving quotes that sound dirty.... That gave me the giggles!!!! "it's pretty dry, do you still want to eat it". LMAO!!!!

I have had 2 childs and I have nothing against them laboring! It keeps them out of trouble!

No kidding! I sat at the table and just kept pointing to different things for them to do tonight. House CLEAN!! :D
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:32 PM

. . . as many things are schmashed under her highnass.


Quit talkin' about me arse, GeeEff!! I may not be the queen anymore but I can still get schmashed do some schmashin'

Speaking of safety . . ...I just signed off a new req for black-belted security. Dunno wth last administration was up to, but the head of security is saying that w/ some new 'seniority by height' rule, the union won't allow a new addition over 5 feet tall.

Arrrgh how'll I ever find a short blackbelt willing to work for virtually nothing? (At least the work's virtual too)
Anyone got any of those?


I got one at my house . . . he's used to working for nothing. To quote him directly . . . "I'm nothing but a slave to you." . . . and my response . . . "Yes, yes you are." (all said in fun by the way)


My congratulations, King Tom. Unfortunately, what with the holidays and all . . . I was unable to get the robe to the dry cleaners so I just tossed it in the washing machine. It shrunk a tad . . . maybe a little more than a tad . . . How do you feel about a royal poncho?
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:50 PM

Unacceptable.
Sounds like a job for the Yeti, stretchin that back out to full size.


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Happy Thanksgiving, of course.

Belatedly to our fine northern neig....oh screw Diplomacy! Why's it so early up there?!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:53 PM

Or . .. . :lol:

How do you feel about a royal poncho?

How do you feel about windowless towers? :ph34r:
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 09:21 PM

Dearest Psillies,

Earlier this evening I wrote a rather lengthy note to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving surrounded by those you love the most. I am so grateful to have you as my family. I hit the wrong key and lost the message I was writing. So, here I go trying to recreate it.

This past year has been a rough one and you stood by me with unwavering love and support. It was about this time last year that I started to lose my grip on reality and write rambling replies, sleep 20 hours a day and vividly visit with my loved ones who have passed away. Superman stood by me and I wound up at Yale University where we discovered I was on a dose of Depakote that could kill an elephant. PLEASE don’t ever take that evil drug.

Now I am on the road to recovery, seeing a naturopath and having her work closely with my doctors. My medication finally seems to be the right combination.

This year I’m having Thanksgiving at my house. I paid to have it catered and my dear SIL is making Lasagna (our dear Annie {Tony’s friend} is a vegetarian so we have her covered). We’ve got a houseful staying over. My DB & DSIL are here until Friday and the kids are staying until Saturday night or Sunday.

I feel so truly blessed that I’m out of the dark tunnel and into the light. You have all helped more than I an ever say.

I wish we could all have Thanksgiving together and perhaps one day we will. In the meantime I wish you a bright light to follow, improved health, and a year filled with joy and only the best of everything. I treasure each and every one of you and look forward to sharing our tales (be they happy or sad – I’m praying for the happy) .

All my love, healing hugs and blessings,
Loey
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 09:24 PM

I seemed to have posted the same message three times but can't find a delete button. It does give me a chance to wish you a blessed Thanksgiving again.


I love you all,
Loey :wub:
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 09:58 PM

Eys eyt sayf 2 kome bak yet(i)?

Byt skeert, bidds fur thee krown arrr konsideerd treesun wear eye kome frum :o

Awl hale thee kyng!

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:55 PM

Who wouldn't want the power to proclaim? Fear not!
You, MW, could mandate replacement of "yet" w/ "yet(i)" heretofore, if you wish.
(Hehe, almost missed that)

Just can't get too cocky bout it or The People might churn 100 pages in 2 days.
ExQueen Pseuzee's "whot . ..only 4 pages to read?" when it was 104 topped it off.


Hey LoLo, Happy Thxgvg inDEED!!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 11:36 PM

Nay, do not go getting too cocky or thy subjects might rise up against thee in the midst of thy Thanksgiving feast, when ye are most vulnerable, and yes, most of us do know the way to Sannazay :D -- if ye are from So Cal (or some other strange parts of the territory) just follow THE 101!!
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 11:38 PM

Have a phantabulous Thanksgiving time, Loey -- you deserve it. So glad you are coming out of the blackness into the light.

What a great ideah - to have it catered!! It just sounds grand :)
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:32 AM

Or . .. . :lol:


How do you feel about windowless towers? :ph34r:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Wishing all you Psills a Great Thanksgiving!! :wub:
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:35 AM

Nay, do not go getting too cocky or thy subjects might rise up against thee in the midst of thy Thanksgiving feast, when ye are most vulnerable, and yes, most of us do know the way to Sannazay :D -- if ye are from So Cal (or some other strange parts of the territory) just follow THE 101!!

<snort>


Happy Thanksgiving / Happy Thursday my Sillies!! :)
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:39 AM

Hi Lo :), that is wonderful that they got yer meds sorted out! Have a very happy day today with your family-- the catering was genius! Now you can relax and enjoy:)
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:54 AM

All my love, healing hugs and blessings,
Loey


Back at ya', sistah!! :wub:
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