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bartfull Rising Star

I know fresh turkeys aren't injected, but I was just on the Butterball website and discovered that their frozen turkey breasts have nothing but turkey in them. Not injected with anything, so if you like the convenience of frozen turkey, that's the way to go. Even if you're cooking for a crowd this year you could get one of these for yourself. 

 

I'm going to get one this year. I think I'll make the stuffing using udi's and try to do it the way Mom used to, with sage and other spices. And if there aren't enough drippings to make gravy I'll just get some of that Pacific broth.

 

I could PROBABLY eat injected turkey now because I think my corn intolerance is gone, but I'm only one person and like the white meat better anyway. I'm so excited! Haven't had turkey in years. It's going to be a great Thanksgiving this year!!


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John Burlingame Explorer

yes it says meat only, but I have had a soy reaction to it. I'm unable to trust any sandwich meat product. :(

bartfull Rising Star

It is NOT a sandich meat product. It is a frozen turkey breast and if it had soy it would have to say so by law. Soy is one of the top eight allergens and it MUST labeled.

 

Check out the ingredients at the bottom of the box on the right: Open Original Shared Link

Adalaide Mentor

I know this isn't corn safe, but they are soy free. For people who aren't into cooking (lookin at you Barty) and who are only feeding one or two people these are great. They come in white, or mixed. Gravy built in too! Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master

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I know this is gluten-free but not sure if it's soy free plastic! Lol

bartfull Rising Star

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I know this is gluten-free but not sure if it's soy free plastic! Lol

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

And you could use packing peanuts for stuffing. (That is of course if you don't have a peanut allergy or an intolerance to plastic legumes. )

kareng Grand Master

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

And you could use packing peanuts for stuffing. (That is of course if you don't have a peanut allergy or an intolerance to plastic legumes. )

 

 

i caan't sttop laug nhing enpuugh nto type!  "intolerance to plastic legumes"   :lol:


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bartfull Rising Star

And of course, no Thanksgiving dinner would be complete without this: Open Original Shared Link (Do you think he'd mind being mashed?)

GF Lover Rising Star

You guys are too funny  :lol:

bartfull Rising Star

Just be careful handling. Use a clean cutting board, cook thoroughly, and refrigerate promptly. After all, we wouldn't want any of THESE growing on your turkey: Open Original Shared Link

GF Lover Rising Star

Ha...no cooties allowed here  :lol:

bartfull Rising Star

Do you think this is big enough to do the job? Open Original Shared Link

 

(Sorry, I guess I'm just on a silliness roll today.)

GF Lover Rising Star

Dang, that thing looks like a space ship.  Far cry from the one I had about 40 years ago  :lol:

Adalaide Mentor

This is hilarious. Maybe instead of buying a bunch of food I don't need I should just make a Thanksgiving pizza and get all the appropriate toys for table decorations. At least I'd still have a turkey and potatoes on the table!

kareng Grand Master
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bartfull Rising Star

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts! Do you think that means I may have celiac disease? :unsure:

kareng Grand Master

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts! Do you think that means I may have celiac disease? :unsure:

No. It wasn't caused by gluten. There was no gluten in these posts. There was a lot of plastic - so... Maybe you are allergic to dinosaurs?

bartfull Rising Star

Yeah but look at this! That's cross-contamination for sure!! Open Original Shared Link

IrishHeart Veteran

ACK! look at this dress.

woman-wheat-field-20164657.webp

bartfull Rising Star

You KNOW she must have celiac. Look at the dark circles under her eyes!

GF Lover Rising Star

I'm having a reaction just looking at this stuff.  :lol:

notme Experienced

And of course, no Thanksgiving dinner would be complete without this: Open Original Shared Link (Do you think he'd mind being mashed?)

mr potato head is $7.99!!??  man alive, i remember when it was like, 3 bucks and you could get him at the pharmacy on the way to cousin bob's 7th kids birthday party.   i find it disturbing that you can get a replacement policy on him, lolz  ^_^

notme Experienced

o, LOLZ, nevermind!!  hope they got a replacement policy HAHAHAHAAAA!!!  

notme Experienced

Now, That's freakin hilarious!!!  :lol:

 

well, hello, ih :)  

I'm having a reaction just looking at this stuff.  :lol:

right??!!  once in a blue moon she pops in and brings a chick in a WHEAT DRESS LOLZ that is not food porn, young lady!!!  LOLOLZ  :lol:  :lol:

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