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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
You don't see it?? It's greean and different and not at all like we are used to.

Umm no :blink: ... you do know that gear can affect your eyesight :lol:

BTW...did anyone else (apart from Susie) see Momma Goose's post......it was a totally serious post..then right at the end she put in brackets ''Let the Yeti lead'' .........she's SO CHEEKY !!! :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast

And now it's OK again . . .

OMGawwwwd! I sound like Sarah!! :lol:

Do you think Scott is just messin' with us? On purpose? :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Umm no :blink: ... you do know that gear can affect your eyesight :lol:

BTW...did anyone else (apart from Susie) see Momma Goose's post......it was a totally serious post..then right at the end she put in brackets ''Let the Yeti lead'' .........she's SO CHEEKY !!! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: What thread was it on?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Large sized greenies in a Waterford bowl

I hesitate to ask just what 'Greenies' are - but I sincerly hope they are a doggy treat and NOT bogies :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

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Sneaky!! Blink + you'll miss it :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I hesitate to ask just what 'Greenies' are - but I sincerly hope they are a doggy treat and NOT bogies :lol:

Oh yes, they are overpriced dog Open Original Shared Link that will give her a sparkly smile and clean breath! :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Greenies :lol: When I was a kid, that meant something else :P

Momma Goose RULES!!!!! :D

These green pages everyone is talking about--I haven't seen them--everything has been normal for me :huh:


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elye Community Regular

Yep, no green for me, either...perhaps this is Scott introducing something in place of an accessible green-guy emoticon--a complete sense of greenness, for when the nausea seems everywhere. I do need this sometimes... :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
YOU ARE KILLING ME TODAY (AND I REALLY NEED TO BE KILLED!)

You MEAN absinthe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can one walk dingos while on absinthe? Susie's new Name "Walks dingos on absinthe" or "She who exploits dingos on Ebay"

Sarah- It's 60 degrees here and raining. YUCK A DOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it's going to rain I want it to at least be chilly so I can be cozy. HARUMPHESSNOUS.

:lol: (busted for too many emoticons)

YOU are killing ME!!!!!!!!!!!! You said HARUMPHOUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

and OMG - Walks Dingos on Absinthe" or EXPLOITS DINGOS ON EBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good gawd you're funny during a herx -

OR A GREEN ALIEN TAKEOVER, as it were..........

:o

....the green only shows itself SOMEtimes, and only for SOME of us................

what can it mean??????????????????

I've no time to theorize, must get these packages out.........must scan Stinker's book somehow.......

...plus you know what a diva she can be :rolleyes:

200 white lillies in her dressing room with Evian water only ;)

. . . Pictures of squirrels hung on the wall, Large sized greenies in a Waterford bowl (that her mommy can then take and sell on ebay), and a cashmere dog pillow.

:lol: :lol: cracking up over these two........she also wants an endless supply of tennis balls.............

OH NO!!!!!

It just changed when I posted!!!! That is NOT right at all!!

SEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! only sometimes!!!!!!!!!! I'm so scared - -

HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW...did anyone else (apart from Susie) see Momma Goose's post......it was a totally serious post..then right at the end she put in brackets ''Let the Yeti lead'' .........she's SO CHEEKY !!!

she's a nut - next thing we know, PETER will be sneaking things in like that...........OMG is nothing sacred........

I hesitate to ask just what 'Greenies' are - but I sincerly hope they are a doggy treat and NOT bogies

what is a bogie? is that a bugar? (BTW folks I have actually made the argument that all my life I have felt like BOOGER is spelled like SUGAR :lol: )

nikki-uk Enthusiast
what is a bogie? is that a bugar?

Pick yer nose and eat it!!!!!! :lol:

Why....how spooky.....flicking through the tv mag and look what toniGHTs episode of Open Original Shared Linkis titled :blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Why....how spooky.....flicking through the tv mag and look what toniGHTs episode of Open Original Shared Linkis titled :blink:

I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(absinthe)

:huh:

elye Community Regular

Ha! 'Tis true, 'tis true, I'm sure...does make the heart grow fonder...

or more catatonic... :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Pick yer nose and eat it!!!!!! :lol:

Bev says (wasn't it Bev?) that it's healthy for you . . . :P

You guys have a show called CALIFORNICATION!!!????? HaHaHa

Wait, do we have a show called that? (We don't get a bazillion cable channels.)

Jestgar Rising Star
RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is TIME for you to post your HEINOUS day-long horribly difficult quinoa stuffing recipe. You know, the one where you have to walk the dingos and drink wine in between each step??????????? the one that made MY head explode!!!???????? :lol:

How do you stuff a quinoa????? :huh:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
How do you stuff a quinoa????? :huh:

It ain't easy keeping the bugger still enough - not for the faint hearted!!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
It ain't easy keeping the bugger still enough - not for the faint hearted!!! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
How do you stuff a quinoa????? :huh:

Well, first you have to determine whether the quinoa is the stuffer or the stuffee ;):D

Jestgar Rising Star

Amazing photos.

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A friend of mine moved to Kenya for 2 years. They recently went to a wildlife preserve and posted some photos.

jerseyangel Proficient
Amazing photos.

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A friend of mine moved to Kenya for 2 years. They recently went to a wildlife preserve and posted some photos.

Wow--those are amazing! Just beautiful--thanks. :)

Mtndog Collaborator
You don't see it?? It's greean and different and not at all like we are used to.

Like Susie would say....hold me

Now I'm scared because I don't see it either!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: :ph34r: Scott needs to give we sensitive souls :P warning- WE FEAR CHANGE!!!!!!!!!

BTW...did anyone else (apart from Susie) see Momma Goose's post......it was a totally serious post..then right at the end she put in brackets ''Let the Yeti lead'' .........she's SO CHEEKY !!! :lol:

I LOVE Momma Goose- she IS a cheeky monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

what is a bogie? is that a bugar? (BTW folks I have actually made the argument that all my life I have felt like BOOGER is spelled like SUGAR :lol: )

He he BOOOGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

If I don't try some soon i'm going to feel like all talk, no action. i say we all make a secret plan to meet in Amsterdam annd drink absinthe.Please, not during the third week of the month- it's my regularly scheduled herx. God- it's like a menstraul cycle.

I shall call it my herxal cycle. Does that mean I get to have PHS- Preherxal Syndrome? God, now 2 weeks out of every month STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo, back to Amsterdam...Secret party at some bar called Sinners in Heaven. need devil emoticon!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
A few years ago I got California Closets to come do my dad's bedroom closet. I went over to his house the day the consultant was coming and the lady was in there measuring and planning for almost 2 hours! It was supper time and we didn't know what to do about her. So my dad ending up making supper for her and the three of us ate spaghetti (pre-Celiac days!) and drank wine on my dad's closet floor. It was pretty funny. She took her job very seriously!

My dad's closet looked about twice as big after they performed their closet magic. I'm very jealous it and I wish my closet looked like that. I'm sure you'll be in awe of the finished product. I think closet organizer would be a fun job to have.

I was thinking it would be a fun job too! She ended up being here for 4 and a half hours :o We had tea and chatted a little--she was very nice.

It's so good to see you posting again, Alex ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

She's probably found some fabulous 'retro' jacket of your hubby's (aka -'packrat') and is wondering if she could sneak it out to sell on Ebay....... :lol:

God--if only.... :P

I'm thinkin' we could use her in our parade organization...Y'know, placing all the paraphrenalia within the floats, organizing and loading the guns with appropriate treats in the proper order...the most economical use of space can haunt parade organizers. You should ask her if she's ever tackled a job like this, Patti. She may jump at it... :lol::lol:

Capital idea--as usual, Emily! :D Think of how much smoother the whole thing would run with a professional at the helm.....of course barring Chuck is key ;)

Oh gawwwd... I think my chronic sinus infections back... ugh, head may explode at any moment...

:( Those are awful--hope it dosen't last long. Saline spray or sinus irrigation is always helpful to me with sinus problems.

Where is PAtti? Did you watch DSM last night? The priest kills me (or is he a minister), so hilarious.

Julie--I did it again :ph34r: I fell asleep about 15 minutes into it....I swore the last time this happened I'd TiVo it--and then I didn't :angry: What did the crazy minister do last night?

Pick yer nose and eat it!!!!!! :lol:

:lol::lol: What a classy bunch we are B)

Bev--Loved your fart poem :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Amazing photos.

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A friend of mine moved to Kenya for 2 years. They recently went to a wildlife preserve and posted some photos.

Totally cool and what an awesome experience for their kids. What takes them to Kenya?

And what the hell is that in your av? I hesitate to ask because based on your caption, I'm not sure you even know.

Darn210 Enthusiast
I was thinking it would be a fun job too! She ended up being here for 4 and a half hours :o We had tea and chatted a little--she was very nice.

Did you let her go home, then? Or did you lock her back in?

Darn210 Enthusiast
I shall call it my herxal cycle. Does that mean I get to have PHS- Preherxal Syndrome? God, now 2 weeks out of every month STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, and PHS come with all the chocolate you can handle but please don't rumage through your garbage for some dollar store caramels!!

elye Community Regular
Bev--Loved your fart poem :D

Bev, I loved it, too. The timing is perfect, as it is my dad's 83rd birthday on Sunday, and I'll recite this poem to him. He is the epitomy of a nice ol' fart. Now, this is provided he isn't in costume. <_<

No idea what to get him...what do you get an eighty-three year old codger who changes identities faster than I change my mind?

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