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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Ptaum said verilarious... :lol:

Excuse me, must step out, time to visit dictionary.com.

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Excuse me, must step out, time to visit dictionary.com.

um, excuse me, it's a made up word........:huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Ptaum said verilarious... :lol:

Excuse me, must step out, time to visit dictionary.com.

AHA!!!!!!! YOU GUYS MADE THAT UP!!!! :angry::o Or to be more grammatically better . . . You guys up that made!!! :lol:

Why, that's prepostensive to make up words!!! :wacko::blink::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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um, excuse me, it's a made up word........:huh:

Yes, Yes . . . gimme a minute . . . I was working on my emoticonery and perfecting my tone of indignation.

elye Community Regular
elye
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AHA!!!!!!! YOU GUYS MADE THAT UP!!!! :angry::o Or to be more grammatically better . . . You guys up that made!!!
:lol:

Now that, Janet, is perfect wordplay for GGQ. You must mail it in to the winter issue...

Why, that's prepostensive to make up words!!! :wacko::blink::lol:

Indeed....and quite iridellious, to boot.... :rolleyes::lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Excuse me, must step out, time to visit dictionary.com.

Is it there yet?

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Anybody ever listen to "Chickenman"???

Okay, I'm resorting to quoting myself .... well, have you?

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tom Contributor
tom
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um, excuse me, it's a made up word........:huh:

Well ya don't hafta get all re-prepostensivatory w/ me.

P.S. Carla - Chickenwho? Radio guy?

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
P.S. Carla - Chickenwho? Radio guy?

I take it you don't remember the radio show .... we actually have a record album of this show! Open Original Shared Link

Now, this will make you feel old .... my kids were playing some old records on the record player ... when I asked them what they were doing, they told me they were playing those black disc things, what are they called? :lol:

Here's more ... Open Original Shared Link

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Snow's falling at my house right now...do any of you chicken sillies want to come and we can make hot cocoa?

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Snow! There is only one day per year worthy of snow ... the rest of the days should be warm and sunny. :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Are you sure....I made homemade soup too :) Tempted yet>

By the way how is the Yeti doing?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Well ya don't hafta get all re-prepostensivatory w/ me.

:angry: You Said It!!!

:lol::lol:

Now, this will make you feel old .... my kids were playing some old records on the record player ... when I asked them what they were doing, they told me they were playing those black disc things, what are they called? :lol:

:huh: Frisbees?

:huh: Coasters?

:huh: In a pinch . . . 3rd Base?

tom Contributor
tom
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Here's more ... Open Original Shared Link

Oh THAT Chickenman!!!!!

When I saw WCFL I knew I was in deep doo-doo. I was there but wasn't a listener. ^_^<_<

P.S. Dang! I can't get my new av to stay there. Saw it in the PM but now I'm back to yeti-bath!

tom Contributor
tom
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Snow's falling at my house right now...do any of you chicken sillies want to come and we can make hot cocoa?

:o

GUARDS!!! Coup attempt!! :ph34r: Coup attempt!!

Same ole shtory .. . .one taste of power & they can't let go.

Such a blatant example of a facade of innocence too!

But *I* think she knows what a proper hot cocoa could do to me. <_<

Once again, it's all about 'plausible deniability'.

<oh . .. . ... .what's that? . . .. you've got some medium-roasted (on Sunday) Oaxacan coffee there also? And even my Pacific brand hazelnut milk?>

awwwwww ain't Amanda the mostess?? :wub:

P.S. Don't think this means we're not keeping an eye on you <_<

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Did you guys here the news? MC Hammer is suing the Chicken Butt Cooties. He said their song "Can't Pluck This" is copyright infringement. I think he's grasping at straws . . . just needs the money.

Aww jeez, what a whiner baby. Did Will Smith get all fired up about "Gettin' Eggy With It?" Did Sting get his panties in a twist over "Every Egg You Break?"

I don't theenk so!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Are you sure....I made homemade soup too :) Tempted yet>

By the way how is the Yeti doing?

Homemade soup sounds great!

I don't know, he's not here, is the Yeti supposed to be with me? Uh, oh, I lost him .... Was I supposed to get him today? I was busy today and didn't read all of it ... I had to get my name changed on my social security card ... been married 23 years and never bothered .... now that everyone is computerized, I have to change it! LOL

:angry: You Said It!!!

:lol::lol:

:huh: Frisbees?

:huh: Coasters?

:huh: In a pinch . . . 3rd Base?

Records.
Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
:o

GUARDS!!! Coup attempt!! :ph34r: Coup attempt!!

Same ole shtory .. . .one taste of power & they can't let go.

Such a blatant example of a facade of innocence too!

But *I* think she knows what a proper hot cocoa could do to me. <_<

Once again, it's all about 'plausible deniability'.

<oh . .. . ... .what's that? . . .. you've got some medium-roasted (on Sunday) Oaxacan coffee there also? And even my Pacific brand hazelnut milk?>

awwwwww ain't Amanda the mostess?? :wub:

P.S. Don't think this means we're not keeping an eye on you <_<

:lol::lol:

Tom, sometimes I wonder how many voices you got goin' up there in that head of yours.

Aww jeez, what a whiner baby. Did Will Smith get all fired up about "Gettin' Eggy With It?" Did Sting get his panties in a twist over "Every Egg You Break?"

I don't theenk so!

:lol::lol:

By the Way . . . I stumbled across some of the CBC's Open Original Shared Link. I'm sure it was just to pay the bills and will probably come back to haunt them once they've gone international.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Aww jeez, what a whiner baby.

That's pretty much what I was thinking.

And particularly w/ his own sordid Superfreak sampling!!

Did Will Smith get all fired up about "Gettin' Eggy With It?" Did Sting get his panties in a twist over "Every Egg You Break?"

Or Pink Floyd w/ Dark Side of the Shell?

Crystal Gayle's Don't It Make My White Eggs Brown?

<yikes!really scrambling for these now!>

Dylan's Lay, Layer Lay?

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted
By the Way . . . I stumbled across some of the CBC's Open Original Shared Link. I'm sure it was just to pay the bills and will probably come back to haunt them once they've gone international.

:lol: :lol: I think it all depends on timing! When Britney was in her heyday, the old vids of her singing at age 8 were adorable. Now they just make ya sad.

tom Contributor
tom
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:lol::lol:

Tom, sometimes I wonder how many voices you got goin' up there in that head of yours.

"U tell 'er" "no, u" "don't look at ME!" "I wasn't looking at u" "so? Who's gonna tell 'er" "where's uhhhhhh .. . ." "He's long- freakin-gone so""<BAWK!> "who forgot to shut the cage!!?" . . ... .. . ..

Can I get back to you on that? :)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted
That's pretty much what I was thinking.

And particularly w/ his own sordid Superfreak sampling!!

Or Pink Floyd w/ Dark Side of the Shell?

Crystal Gayle's Don't It Make My White Eggs Brown?

<yikes!really scrambling for these now!>

Dylan's Lay, Layer Lay?

*giggle*..... scrambling...

Or the oldie, "Bawk Three Times"

or the the true classic, "Stormy Feathers"

I'm gonna get myself in trouble for saying "oldie" aren't I?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
That's pretty much what I was thinking.

And particularly w/ his own sordid Superfreak sampling!!

Or Pink Floyd w/ Dark Side of the Shell?

Crystal Gayle's Don't It Make My White Eggs Brown?

<yikes!really scrambling for these now!>

Dylan's Lay, Layer Lay?

:lol::lol:

Carpenter's Breaking Eggs is Hard To Do

Brooks & Dunn's (Chicken) Butt Scootin' Boogie

Allman Brothers' Scramblin' Man

Wham!'s Fix me Eggs Before You Go-Go

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
"U tell 'er" "no, u" "don't look at ME!" "I wasn't looking at u" "so? Who's gonna tell 'er" "where's uhhhhhh .. . ." "He's long- freakin-gone so""<BAWK!> "who forgot to shut the cage!!?" . . ... .. . ..

Can I get back to you on that? :)

Yeah . . . why don't cha' :unsure: . . . seems like you might need to take a head count. . . :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted
:lol::lol:

Carpenter's Breaking Eggs is Hard To Do

Brooks & Dunn's (Chicken) Butt Scootin' Boogie

Allman Brothers' Scramblin' Man

Wham!'s Fix me Eggs Before You Go-Go

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And SRV's "The Hen House is Rockin' (Don't Bother Bawkin')"

Madonna's "Like a Layer"

Little River Band's "Lonesome Rooster"

Derek and the Dominoes' "Lay-la"???

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