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CarlaB Enthusiast
Hmmmmm....reconsidering this....maybe he does stink....undiagnosed celiac=flatulence. :(
Diagnosed celiacs (plural, meaning more than one celiac) have this, too.

I am feeling much better, thank you. Don't know what it was but was able to ameliorate the situation with a bit of, uh, flatus last night.

See?


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Twas me Tom, I was laughing at Susie's comments to the Spam Monster though, :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sue takes EEEEEEEEENORMOUS joy at writing rude comments to spammers. I jump at the chance whenever possible. :) Queen Amanda did block the loser.

but OMG - :o is Janet correct? DID I ruin our chances for REAL Prada bags at $10? oh how sad............I must find the eejit so we can get them....or forever die of regret..... :lol:

Okayyyyyyyy...somehow during the night I have SERIOUSLY wrenched my neck. :blink: I mean, I cannot turn my head today, I have NO idea what is going on. I canceled my noon coffee date with friends.......and am going to take a muscle relaxant :rolleyes: ( <---- pleased) and crawl into bed with fresh sheets and heating pad (plus one therapy dingo and several People magazines from mommy) and drift off into sleep......hence, getting NOTHING done for Christmas today. Good gawd........we really do need a magic triangle and a back button to delay this event......Sue is extremely ill-prepared for the 25th this year.......

EMILY!!!!!!!!!! Send your Redford-esque brother down here STAT!!!!!!!!! susie needs a neck massage and a bartender toot sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;)

[note: if I show up later and am even funnier than usual, you may blame it on the SOMA]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
How do you know they were knock-offs? Perhaps it was the real thing!!! And now we have all lost our chance to own a Prada purse for $10!!!

:o Say it isn't so :lol:

Mmmmm, yes . . . and what are you going to do with your hair?

Two choices Tom

Dragged through the hedge backwards OR many hedgehogs placed strategically on your head :mellow:

Diagnosed celiacs (plural, meaning more than one celiac) have this, too.

What??? Flatulence???

Dear gawd !!!! You are NOT wrong there !!!! :lol:

tom Contributor
Brett is 54. Perhaps too old?

If he's looking like Redford, I don't think there IS a 'too old' for Susie! :lol::P

I hate it when you get a hedgehog trapped in your hair - damn things are so spikey.

:lol:

I am left to ponder the difference (to my untrained ear) the difference between a Canadian to an American accent.

My son #2 has a Canadian teacher

My son #3 has an American teacher

I can conclude that:

1) England has no teachers of their own

2) The American teacher's accent sounds more 'twangey' to me (the Canadian's more subtle)

Ahhh but us yanks would need to know exactly WHERE in the States he/she hails.

Pretty wide variety of accents, to us.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ahhh but us yanks would need to know exactly WHERE in the States he/she hails.

Pretty wide variety of accents, to us.

Um, ahem, I believe the correct phrasing is "from whence he/she hails........." Good gawd, Man, have you learned nothing here?

:P

OMG 54 is NOT too old if he is aging like Redford! Indeed no!

dear gaaaaaaaaaawd .......... no one is going to have anything from me for christmas.......and BTW I still haven't even decided WHERE I'm spending it............ :mellow:

Hedgehogs in the hair!!!!!!!!!! Such a superb holiday idea........one can never go wrong with this, really...........

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Ahhh but us yanks would need to know exactly WHERE in the States he/she hails.

Pretty wide variety of accents, to us.

Well of course !!! Even *I* could pick up the difference between ummmm a Texan accent and ummmm :unsure: somewhere else :lol:

Actually the teachers are respectively from NYC & Toronto ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Tom - a couple of these babies in your hair and nobody (especially the laydeez) will even notice what you're wearing !!!!! ;)


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I WANT a tiny little hedgehog, they're sooooooo

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

when they're babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

CarlaB Enthusiast
Well of course !!! Even *I* could pick up the difference between ummmm a Texan accent and ummmm :unsure: somewhere else :lol:

Actually the teachers are respectively from NYC & Toronto ;)

Only a Cockney would think someone from NYC was "twangy_ :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Man to Doctor:

''Doctor!!, I have a hereditary problem!!!''

Doctor to Man

''What's the problem??''

Man to Doctor

''I've got diarrhOea''

Doctor to man

''But that's not hereditary!''

Man to Doctor

''But Doctor!!, it's in me jeans '' :o

Darn210 Enthusiast
Two choices Tom

Dragged through the hedge backwards OR many hedgehogs placed strategically on your head :mellow:

Tom - a couple of these babies in your hair and nobody (especially the laydeez) will even notice what you're wearing !!!!! ;)

The backwards hedge dragging . . . likely to get you finger-pointings. Oh yes, go with baby hegehogs . . . quite adorable . . . bound to get you lots of (good) attention.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Man to Doctor:

''Doctor!!, I have a hereditary problem!!!''

Doctor to Man

''What's the problem??''

Man to Doctor

''I've got diarrhOea''

Doctor to man

''But that's not hereditary!''

Man to Doctor

''But Doctor!!, it's in me jeans '' :o

I did get an actual laugh-out-loud guffaw from this......and LURVE the british spelling - always the superfluous "o" to which we haven't paid enough attention.......

I was going to put the wee hedgehog in my av......but.....it looked.......naughty somehow..... :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Only a Cockney would think someone from NYC was "twangy_ :lol:

:lol::lol: Ok, ok I concede that maybe the New Yorker doesn't sound as twangey as Dolly Parton :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I was going to put the wee hedgehog in my av......but.....it looked.......naughty somehow..... :lol:

The hedgehog looks naughty???? And yet your caption says naughty Dingo!!! :lol::lol: Annie doesn't look one bit sorry!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I was going to put the wee hedgehog in my av......but.....it looked.......naughty somehow..... :lol:

:lol: Yes, it needed some tiny hoglet knickers!!!

And yet your caption says naughty Dingo!!! :lol::lol: Annie doesn't look one bit sorry!!!

She doesn't does she?? ....and LURRRRVE the jaunty red scarf (she's SOOO fashionable!!!!!)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
The hedgehog looks naughty???? And yet your caption says naughty Dingo!!! :lol::lol: Annie doesn't look one bit sorry!!!

;)

Yes, but we cannot SEE Annie's little girl parts now CAN we? The wee hedgehog is baring it all...........and DOES need the tiny hoglet knickers....... :lol:

....and LURRRRVE the jaunty red scarf (she's SOOO fashionable!!!!!)

'tis for Christmas, Stinker is sporting a nice olive green one........

OMG I love this muscle relaxant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wacko:

:lol:

back to bed...........neck is a complete mess............can't remember when I've wrenched it this badly..............'tis a bit of a mystery.......... :huh:

see you sillieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG

*snigger*

*snooooooooort*

can I just say that................everything is quite funny on these mus-kel relaxants

GAHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:wacko:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG

*snigger*

*snooooooooort*

can I just say that................everything is quite funny on these mus-kel relaxants

GAHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:wacko:

:huh: ummmm, Susie? . . . anything in particular that you were sniggering and snorting about? :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:huh: ummmm, Susie? . . . anything in particular that you were sniggering and snorting about? :huh:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

NO

:lol:

everything is funny............good thing I don't have all a y'all's phone numbers............

*snort*

I am calling all my friends and my mom and just cackling about NOTHING

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

and you know what else........

my lips are SOOOOOOOOOOOO chapped from my new "safe" chapsticks

good gawd

:angry:

:lol:

still funny, though.............................

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol:

everything is funny............good thing I don't have all a y'all's phone numbers............

*snort*

I am calling all my friends and my mom and just cackling about NOTHING

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol: OMG!!!!

Muscle relaxant you say????..........Me want !!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
'tis for Christmas, Stinker is sporting a nice olive green one........

Excellent!!!

I want to get Will one of Open Original Shared Link :D

OMG, I better order only two left!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Ahhh but us yanks would need to know exactly WHERE in the States he/she hails.

Pretty wide variety of accents, to us.

In Canada, too. The East Coasters are VERY Scots sounding (...Scot?...Scots? Celiacs?...) :lol: , Torontonians a bit Boston/NY..."New Yowak"... Dunno about the West Coast, haven't been there enough.

:huh: ummmm, Susie? . . . anything in particular that you were sniggering and snorting about? :huh:

...She's hearing sitar music by now...

everything is funny............good thing I don't have all a y'all's phone numbers............

*snort*

I am calling all my friends and my mom and just cackling about NOTHING

Want the Sundance Kid's number? ;):lol:

tom Contributor
Two choices Tom

Dragged through the hedge backwards OR many hedgehogs placed strategically on your head :mellow:

Why do I feel as if I'm being intercontinentally threatened?

I do hope the strategic placement would be symmetrical. I will NOT stand for asymmetrical hedgehog-head!! (Hmmmmm maybe if quite artistically placed? <gotta hedge my position a bit ya see>)

dear gaaaaaaaaaawd .......... no one is going to have anything from me for christmas.......and BTW I still haven't even decided WHERE I'm spending it............ :mellow:

Does this mean I should stop looking fwd to Word-of-The-Day Marshmallows? :lol:

Ahhh I'm glad I got my Portland flight to spend xmas w/ sis and nephews. :) I've heard there's a LOT of slot-cars in my future. :)

But New Years??? Uhoh what to do . .. . .used to love NEVER worrying about it (or paying the jacked up $$) since the band always works NYE.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG

*snigger*

*snooooooooort*

can I just say that................everything is quite funny on these mus-kel relaxants

GAHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:wacko:

:wacko: wacko is RIGHT!

And since when did even virtual laughter become contagious?

*snort*

I am calling all my friends and my mom and just cackling about NOTHING

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol: OMG!!!!

Muscle relaxant you say????..........Me want !!!!!!

The line forms here!!!!

(My neck IS worse than usual today I SWEAR!!)

tom Contributor

Oh ROFL! Here's the latest PM I just got stemming from "p.s. it's Celiac, not Ceiacs"

Tom,

You're am idiot!!!! Pure and simple--how's that for am impression? It shines through in the posts to the one's who brought it up to me, so it doesn't matter if you change or not--stupid is as stupid does!!!

Now I am amused!!!

And it includes ANOTHER language peeve of mine. "One's" is not POSSESIVE!! It's PLURAL!!!!!

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