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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Ridgewalker Contributor

Hi, Lisa!!! How's things down in your part of NC? :D

Well, all the kids were on fairly good behavior for the trip. I was especially pleased with my friend's son. He's a few months younger than Luke, they've all grown up together. But my friend's son is often difficult to handle (takes meds during the school year, but is off them for the summer.) He was a gem today. :)

Came home and royally cheated on my low-sodium Edna. :( Ate two little PEPPERONI and cheese sandwiches on a Brazillian cheese roll. :rolleyes: Other than that, it's been going well, though. :huh: I've never eaten a pepperoni and cheese sandwich before. :huh: It was good tho.

Susie, my Brazillion cheese rolls tun out like hockey pucks, too, BTW.... I kinda like 'em that way. :blink::lol: :lol: :lol:


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Sillies....

I have a problem..... Yep, another one :lol: As you all know, I had my hair cut a couple weeks ago..... It is uneven!!! :o Yep--it's a little longer on the left, and also somewhat fuller.

It's curly (now) so it wasn't as evident before, but now it's driving me nuts. I will be getting a new cut, post haste, at a different salon.....I had the perfect stylist in New Jersey, but really need one here. Gawd....

This will entail a shorter 'do, I'm sure. Now I wish I hadn't done anything..... :(

Emily, just so you know, in Philly I'll be the one with a bag over me head. :ph34r:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ummmmm.... .. ... girls have their own particular....challenges. But my two have always been pretty good together. Misery and humiliation love company, and I am a constant source of embarrassment to them, so they band together. It is actually a very good thing, the comfort they get from each other as they wince and roll their eyes in tandem when we're all out together.

....Something you could try..... :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol:

I'm on it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Brazillion cheese rolls

A euphemism for summat else I'm sure :ph34r:

Sillies....

I have a problem..... Yep, another one :lol: As you all know, I had my hair cut a couple weeks ago..... It is uneven!!! :o Yep--it's a little longer on the left, and also somewhat fuller.

I'll catch the next phlight Patteigh!!......I will sort your do!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Came home and royally cheated on my low-sodium Edna. :( Ate two little PEPPERONI and cheese sandwiches on a Brazillian cheese roll. :rolleyes: Other than that, it's been going well, though. :huh: I've never eaten a pepperoni and cheese sandwich before. :huh:It was good tho.

taste better when you're cheating, don't they...

Ridgewalker Contributor

Patti!!! I'm sorry about the hair catastrophe, BUT.... I wanna see a curly-haired pic! :D

Off to my parents'!

Ridgewalker Contributor
taste better when you're cheating, don't they...

Yes. :ph34r:


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEXIE errrr ALEX!!!!!!!!!!

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jerseyangel Proficient
I'll catch the next phlight Patteigh!!......I will sort your do!! :lol:

Oh Nik--I so wish you could come and sort my 'do! I shoulda just kept having small amounts trimmed off the bottom whilst it was growing out....but I got impatient and it got so bloody hot.....

It took so freakin' long to grow it all out....what is the matter with me???? :blink:

taste better when you're cheating, don't they...

Oh yeah! :P

Patti!!! I'm sorry about the hair catastrophe, BUT.... I wanna see a curly-haired pic! :D

I promise-- as soon as I get it fixed B)

elye Community Regular
I have a problem..... Yep, another one :lol: As you all know, I had my hair cut a couple weeks ago..... It is uneven!!! :o Yep--it's a little longer on the left, and also somewhat fuller.

Patti! Just tilt yer head to the right side......fixed!

NO paper bag when we meet in Philly - - I'll just look for the lady with the crooked 'do...... :lol:

Mygawd....we must discuss this, guys....how will we know each other?

I likely won't have a bruise anymore.....

however, you could spot me easily with me Extracte du Mais coiffure.......... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Mygawd....we must discuss this, guys....how will we know each other?

Sillie name tags? :lol:

Cracking meself up here...

Jestgar Rising Star
Mygawd....we must discuss this, guys....how will we know each other?

Excessive emoticons stuck to bodies?

dlp252 Apprentice

Or little placards with "the PfUn starts here"

DingoGirl Enthusiast
...and how is everyone?

wackl as ever, Leegh-sah!

:wacko::lol:

Kinda wishing *I* were 25 again <wistful sigh> ;)

don't we, though. <_<

ALEX! what a great birthday! And LOVE Colin's photo......very special. :)

Sillie name tags? :lol:

Excessive emoticons stuck to bodies?

Or little placards with "the PfUn starts here"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I vote for Daughn-ah's...........maybe add more ffffffffffffffffffff's though........

<and BTW is she getting phunnier?> :lol:

tom Contributor

Nicola, hope you're VERY well soon. :)

Mygawd....we must discuss this, guys....how will we know each other?

I think I'd recognize any/all of you in a flash. :P

Jess's av cracked me up. :lol:

elye Community Regular

I will arrange to go to the Starbucks ahead of time, and on one of the prime window tables I shall place a large "RESERVED" placard, and across the ceiling above our seats I will hang a great swag - -

:lol::lol::lol: Psilly Philly Psummit :lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I think I'd recognize any/all of you in a flash. :P

Well now, Phataughm, you'd have to lean your head to one side to recognize me :P

Did Jess get a new av?

jerseyangel Proficient
I will arrange to go to the Starbucks ahead of time, and on one of the prime window tables I shall place a large "RESERVED" placard, and across the ceiling above our seats I will hang a great swag - -

:lol::lol::lol: Psilly Philly Psummit :lol::lol::lol:

Yes!!!!! And I shall alert the media!! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Did Jess get a new av?

I see it now.....is that a duck pharting in the water? :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol::lol::lol: Psilly Philly Psummit :lol::lol::lol:

:lol:

and in smaller print, it should also say

:wacko::wacko:WACKLS ONLY :wacko::wacko:

:lol:

so stinkin' jealous <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I see it now.....is that a duck pharting in the water? :lol:

:lol: Now Patti, why on earth would you assume it's pharting? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: Now Patti, why on earth would you assume it's pharting? :lol:

The bubbles :unsure::P

tom Contributor
The bubbles :unsure::P

:lol:

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Jestgar Rising Star
so stinkin' jealous <_<

you 'n me both :angry:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
The bubbles :unsure::P

oh yeah, DUH, the bubbles! :ph34r:

OMG - on a totally unrelated topic...........

GIAH-KNIT, what was that solipsistic book you were reading - or trying to read - was it "Eat, Pray, Love" by chance?

Because......I just borrowed it from my mom, who couldn't finish it - nor could her entire book club finish it - and I have just done something I haven't done in decades - - threw it across the room - twice in one night (to Kissey's great amusement) because.......well I have never read such poorly-written drivel in all my life...... :unsure:

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