The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

Hey everyone-

Not sure where the baby's mom is but what a terrible thing to do.....def not mom material!

[curlyfries]

I'm back!!!

While preparing my summary i found some posts i missed on which to comment commenting on.

LISA!!!!!!!!!! Loved yer day...........and methinks that it's quite a money-saving technique, to go garage-saleing on motorcycle - - much harder to carry the furniture home, eh?

So - Lisa's not meant to live in the midwest and I am most SOITANTLY not meant to live in this gawd-forsaken Valley of Hell How can we escape? WE must formulate a plan..........

My hubby says that's the whole point.........he'll go anywhere if it means riding his bike, and I can't buy anything I can't carry!

Yes.........must escape.........we need a beach, hot tub, sun porch, not too cold, not too hot, no snow............what else?

...

[curlyfries]

......14 pages ago... . . . .

Elsie has cursor intolerance, must've also eaten Skittles and shat rainbow heiroglyphics all over the psilly thread

Nikki considers pulling blokes

Emoticon Regulation Policies....(ERP)

CSI wins over Grey's Anatomy.....no contest

Double-dog dare

the Manchester creep-in can be fixed with a screwdriver......or two

"Closer than my peeps you are to me" ♫♪♪♫

doobage, herb-age, full moon, and PUPPIES

Bunnie phared well at the phair.......no bunnie pellet trails to report

Jess's world is beautiful again

Blue Psillies w/purple fingernails

Patti gets a pellet stove.......hmmmmm.......bunnie pellets??????

Party pooper-Dancer Erica has danceless Homecoming dance

Susie's strange poop.......whose garbage has she been knocking over?

Tom's possible good job news...<I think I can, I think I can>

Erica deemed worthy of advancementship to "Advanced Community Member"

Patti-cake

A few of the notable day's tallies....

Amount of times voicemail checked: 128

Number of original teeth left in me head: 2

Pucks shot at goaltender Sophie: 28

Number saved: 27

Time spent on a sunny day with the wind in my face: priceless

Square ft of blackberries cleared: ~20

Square ft of nettles cleared: same

Number of times I have said sit today: 92

Number of times dog actually sat: 4

Number of calories consumed" 20,000

Chances of anything productive happening today: zero to slim

Number of times I have gotten out of the kitchen for any reason: 0

Oracles hugged: zero

.........more to come........

[elye]

Keep it comin' Lisa! Keep it comin'!

[DingoGirl]

:lol:

the Manchester creep-in can be fixed with a screwdriver......or two

Susie's strange poop.......whose garbage has she been knocking over?

Amount of times voicemail checked: 128

Number of original teeth left in me head: 2

Pucks shot at goaltender Sophie: 28

Number saved: 27

Time spent on a sunny day with the wind in my face: priceless

Square ft of blackberries cleared: ~20

Square ft of nettles cleared: same

Number of times I have said sit today: 92

Number of times dog actually sat: 4

Number of calories consumed" 20,000

Chances of anything productive happening today: zero to slim

Number of times I have gotten out of the kitchen for any reason: 0

.........more to come........

[DingoGirl]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

where's the rest of me post??????????????????

about Weezee's charm as a politician (and cheating on her boyfriend(s), Zeus is NOT down wit dat ), the sweets spoiler (excellent, Jules) the book that neither Em nor I remember, and Janet's famous book club (with author teleconferencing)....................

what in hell???????????????????

too tired to phind it or phix it.......................

must clean up and................climb into bed........

xx

[curlyfries]

The OBX rockin sillie this weekend......many :jealousface: sillies

emotiquota carryover

klutzy Amanda's done it again

Suzie found her dream guy......cooks dental floss

Phesno Sausage Whacker made Headline of the Week Weak

TV addict Julie needs to be slapped

Lynne sighting

Happy Thanksgiving, Canucks

Amanda likes being layed layered........have I said this before?

Nikki's intestines out of control

Bunnie's meal re-appears in minutes......Ewwww

The Jester, the Bugler, and the Smelly (and sticky) Robe

Patti's weeeeeee grand-kittie

Erica's brain is missing?

Patti has a ballcock sighting......with bonus nut couplers

Time for Uggs and LOL suits

Judy swims with a trail of bubbles behind her buns

Lisa is a swing-er

Sillies checkin out the sex thread.......What's normal?.......we already know psillies aren't normal

Bosoms and ballcocks go together on drunken holidays

Awesome fall pics........Oooh....Aaaah!

Jester and bugler cavorting and carrying on in Canada

Peter's dishwasher is calling to him

Janet's taking on the school board......run!!!!

Dimitri the Greek Jester

Amanda's fart in the breeze poop-in

Toronto Psummit

Politician's thumbs don't measure up

Weezer's at it again.......stay tuned for the outcome

[elye]

must clean up and................climb into bed........

Take care of thy back, Sooozie!

You may wanna lay off the garbage can targeting....this type of movement can compromise the spine, I'm sure. .. . ......

[Darn210]

- Lisa, you have found yer calling!!! Now we must figure out how you can get a job and get paid for this stuff!!

Obviously back from book club . . . it was an interesting night. I wouldn't say it was "fun" as I felt a little anxious like she was going to give us a pop quiz or sumptin'. Also, the hostess and I enjoyed the book the most and there was some pressure there to carry the conversation. One of the fellow clubbers who ALWAYS has a lot to say didn't say a word . . . she liked the book the least out of the seven of us there.

Anyway, the book is Queen of the Road by Doreen Orion. At the back of the book, she says that she is interested in participating in book club discussions by speaker phone unless she is actually in the area and then she will attend in person. You contact her through her website. She asked us to send a photo of our group and she will post it in her blog. All in all, pretty cool.

[curlyfries]

- Lisa, you have found yer calling!!! Now we must figure out how you can get a job and get paid for this stuff!!

Let me know if you find someone with a need for a summarizer!........yeah, right

Sounds like your book club meeting was a success........I think I would've been anxious as well........hoping someone else would 'carry the ball'.

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies---

I love Lisa's summaries!!!! Adore them!!!!

Another morning and this Silly is feel very-un well. Nasty sore throat, sleepy, stuffy....ugh!!!! Even Allegra is not helping.....all I want to do is climb back into bed.

I did see the most wonderful fall picture today--pretty tree with the brightest red leaves and some mixed in on very green grass....Very Fotogenic if ya ask me.

Let's hear it for Hump Day!!!!!

I guess thats all for now--be back in a bit!!!

[elye]

Good morning, Sillies!

Well, we have another minority Conservative government, lead again by my conspicuously short-thumbed prime minister. Interesting, I've been able to find not a single photo of the opposition leader, who could possibly have stolen the election away from Stephen Harper, showing his thumbs.

Now, either he has conspicuously tiny thumbs.. . . . ....or has no idea of the anatomical. . .. relationship. . . . ...that exists with the male thumb, and therefore didn't capitalize. Must continue looking for pic of this. . . . ....

POeter, have you noticed the length of Stephen Dion's thumbs?

Michael Ignatieff, who may well take over as leader of the opposition after this abysmal result for the Liberals, seems privy to the rule . .. . . ....

http://www.andykeller.com/ignatieff-thumbs.webp

Ho hum. .. . .methinks this will be a thumb-noticing day .. . ......

Janet! I will go take a look at Doreen Orion's blog to catch you and your bookies!

Now, you are certain, are you, that it was not Suzanne Somers disguising her voice? Did she keep asking if there was a Julie there, again and again?

[nikki-uk]

Lei-sah's summaries are hee-laree-us!!!

I had never heard of it until now.......had to google it. Looks like it's mostly a British thing, although I saw it mentioned that it can be adapted to other regional signs.

What little I viewed, some signs were similar to ASL.

Some very basic signs Open Original Shared Link....was v.useful for my son AND between Tel and I.....e.g at a school meeting...I would (discretely) sign to him 'bored'.....he would sign back 'sleepy'

May-jah drool face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did it turn out?!?!?!

Would love this recipe too

Hold fire!!!...the toffee apple cake has been unavoidably delayed until this evening's dinner........a critique will follow.....

You need 1 mango, heavy whipping cream, strawberries, or any other fruit you like (i.e. banana, pineapple, raspberries)

I whip the cream in one bowl and set aside. Then peel and cut up the mango and puree it (in a blender, food processor, or with one of those hand held mixers) and set that aside. Then slice the strawberries. If you want to add banana and pineapple, slice them too.

Then I get a tall parfait glass and layer everything. I start with a couple spoonfulls of whipped cream and spread it out on the bottom of the glass, then carefully spoon in a layer of pureed mango on top of that, then I drop in a layer of sliced strawberries (add the banana and pinapple after this if using) then repeat starting with another layer of cream. I keep layering until I get all the way to the top of the glass.

AND...

The spice cake teamed with sauteed apples sounds absolutely devine--and fer the "whip", I could do a "custard" made with almond milk......I'm going to run wif this truffle (or is it trifle? )idea of yours

I'm still thinking about this dessert..... how about cake, sauteed apples (or the bananas sound good, too) and a hard sauce?

Dear gaaaaaawd......just STOP IT!!!!! <trying to watch me weight here guys >

.....could it be time for Nicola's Open Original Shared Link????

............must watch her upcoming poops for gravel/miniature skulls/ wrappers..........whatever else......

<snort>.....dirty goil...such a scavenger

We saw bEE-U-ti-FUL foliage in the mountains. Here are Open Original Shared Link

[Darn210]

What Open Original Shared Linkhave ye???

WTH?? Drinking water on a ship?? . . . does it taste like arse water??

[Darn210]

Janet! I will go take a look at Doreen Orion's blog to catch you and your bookies!

Now, you are certain, are you, that it was not Suzanne Somers disguising her voice? Did she keep asking if there was a Julie there, again and again?

Suzanne Somers?? I had not thought of that . . . she did sound out of breath at times and apologized for "excercisizing" whilst she was talking to us.

[DingoGirl]

Take care of thy back, Sooozie!

You may wanna lay off the garbage can targeting....this type of movement can compromise the spine, I'm sure. .. . ......

:lol: Yes, it IS quite heavy.........not sure how the Weezel did it.....

Mornin' sillies.........

Pleased to report that my back is not too sore today. must be quite careful, though......the planting seasons always get me over-excited...........ripped/dug out/planted many things yesterday and cut back/rearranged non-productive vines.......now have to ponder interesting "textural" low-lying shrubs for certain bed....... may require the third trip this week to the nursery where Weez has discovered her latest love and fascination, the dog that is......three times her size

LISA! Yes, how CAN she get paid for psillyville psummaries?

Obviously back from book club . . . it was an interesting night. I wouldn't say it was "fun" as I felt a little anxious like she was going to give us a pop quiz or sumptin'. Also, the hostess and I enjoyed the book the most and there was some pressure there to carry the conversation. One of the fellow clubbers who ALWAYS has a lot to say didn't say a word . . . she liked the book the least out of the seven of us there.

Yes, this does not sound phun. In my mom's book club (I use the term loosely) they spend about........five minutes discussing the book, and the rest of the time eating, drinking tea, and scuttle-butting.

☻

Now, you are certain, are you, that it was not Suzanne Somers disguising her voice? Did she keep asking if there was a Julie there, again and again?

poor Jules cannot get away!

Some very basic signs Open Original Shared Link....was v.useful for my son AND between Tel and I.....e.g at a school meeting...I would (discretely) sign to him 'bored'.....he would sign back 'sleepy'

v. good

and OMG - was JUST thinking about yer plum polenta the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must get plums and a finer variety of corn meal........would LURVE to try it - - - but................

T'is so dark and grEy today,...barely worth opening the blinds

Manchester moments 20

Perfunctory chores accomplished 3

Phone calls from son's tutor 1

New grEy hairs (on head ) 2

.....better idea: you can ESCAPE the pall of Manchester that has clearly engulfed you......'twill be just 84 degrees and full sun, a glorious crisp, fall day.......bring everyone, I'll handle the devil child (hard laboUr in the garden and other strict tasks ) , we'll just revel in the gorgeous wevvah and eat yummy things (which Tel makes for us)

bouquet list

<psue-see is SO pleased that Nicola used the word Manchester )

[Jestgar]

Some very basic signs Open Original Shared Link...

:lol: :lol:

That guy's face as he does them!

[Green12]

Mornin Sillies!!! (good afternoon, early evenin Nikki )

To answer Richard's question that goes back 2 years as to what song is stuck in yer head, I have a catchy little diddy stuck up in there called "Shake It" by the Metro Station today

So I am SHAKIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't know......haven't tried.............must confess.........for a split second I thought you were referring to MY honey!

Lisa

Loved yer psillie psummaries!!!!!

TODAY:

trees purchased and planted: 1

total trees planted since Saturday: 4

hours spent digging today: 3

severely sore backs: 1

transplanted climbing vines: 4

other vines planted: 6

peony bulbs planted: 3

lawns mowed: 1

garden (soon) looking ALMOST the way I want: PRICELESS

Sounds GORGEOUS!!!

Anyway, the book is Queen of the Road by Doreen Orion. At the back of the book, she says that she is interested in participating in book club discussions by speaker phone unless she is actually in the area and then she will attend in person. You contact her through her website. She asked us to send a photo of our group and she will post it in her blog. All in all, pretty cool.

Very cool Janet!

Another morning and this Silly is feel very-un well. Nasty sore throat, sleepy, stuffy....ugh!!!! Even Allegra is not helping.....all I want to do is climb back into bed.

Amanda, hope the day goes by fast so you can get home and rest up!

And how is Patti feeling today?? I hope better!

http://www.andykeller.com/ignatieff-thumbs.webp

Ho hum. .. . .methinks this will be a thumb-noticing day .. . ......

He's even giving a double thumbs up!

Some very basic signs Open Original Shared Link....was v.useful for my son AND between Tel and I.....e.g at a school meeting...I would (discretely) sign to him 'bored'.....he would sign back 'sleepy'

Hee Hee!

Can't wait to hear about the toffee apple cake! And yer plum polenta cake sounds divine, never made it last year......was waiting for you to answer questions as I see you just did this morning, only took you a year Nick!!!!!

WTH is a bucket list???.......and is it pronouned bouquet???

A "bucket list" is a list of things you want to do before you die (or kick the bucket), from a movie of this same name with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.

Let's see if I can sound this out for you.......... Buuuuuuuuuuh-Kettttttttttttttttt

I do like the sound of Bouquet List though, not as gloom and doom like kicking the bucket

WTH?? Drinking water on a ship?? . . . does it taste like arse water??

I was thinking the same thing Such a range of definitions!....gossip or drinking water on a ship....your choice....

This would have come in handy on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Pleased to report that my back is not too sore today.

Excellent news!!!! Be sure not to overdo it today

[elye]

WTH?? Drinking water on a ship?? . . . does it taste like arse water??

Only if it's docked off the New England coast, methinks. . . . . ...

Jooolie! I luuuuuurrrrrve Metro Station's Shake It. Jack and I dance to it like idiots.

That guy's face as he does them!

Yes!! This bloke is simply captivating. . . . . .....so happy and expressive. Nuttin' manchester about him. .. . ... . ..

On second viewing, however . . ......there is something a little. . . . ..hysterical. . .....manic. . . . Richard Simmons .. . . about him, around the edges.. .. .....

Okay, everybody. Yesterday afternoon, I get home from work and Elsie's OTHER eye is running with lovely mucous. Time to put $ointment in it, as well.

This morning, I gave Gus a big hug and noticed that his left eye is glued shut.

Crrrrrraaaaap. It would seem we got a misdiagnosis - -there ain't no way this is being caused by trauma/object hitting the eye....it's bloody contagious conjunctivitus, as I had suspected!!

Anyways, this cream is clearing it up - -Elsie's first affected eye is almost completely better.

Oh, gad. . . . . . don't even wanna catch a glimpse of either of my cats right now..... . . .

[Mtndog]

Spruzzle- Glad your back is better!!!!!!!

Yeah--definately sounds like something you want to soak in, not drink

Unless you like arse

Does this mean we like to soak in arse? :P

Sooozie! I am exactly the same way! Read it a couple of years ago, and recall nothing, not even if I enjoyed it or not.

I remember if I liked it or not but not the story and worse, I NEVER remember the ending- even books that I've read more than once and love!!!!!!!!

A few of the notable day's tallies....

Amount of times voicemail checked: 128

Number of original teeth left in me head: 2

Pucks shot at goaltender Sophie: 28

Number saved: 27

Time spent on a sunny day with the wind in my face: priceless

Square ft of blackberries cleared: ~20

Square ft of nettles cleared: same

Number of times I have said sit today: 92

Number of times dog actually sat: 4

Number of calories consumed" 20,000

Chances of anything productive happening today: zero to slim

Number of times I have gotten out of the kitchen for any reason: 0

Oracles hugged: zero

.........more to come........

Lisa- Have I told you lately that I love you?

Oh no......me poop smells of Saratoga :o Could one gulp cause this heinous poo crime?

And must show you all Open Original Shared Link

[nikki-uk]

I remember if I liked it or not but not the story and worse, I NEVER remember the ending- even books that I've read more than once and love!!!!!!!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this!!!

And must show you all Open Original Shared Link

I LOVE that site

Kitty Boris is currently doing a 'cat stretch'

Clever wee fella got a round of applause today as he used the catflap all by himself today

[DingoGirl]

That guy's face as he does them!

very........elastic and animated...indeed, Richard Simmons-esque

I do like the sound of Bouquet List though, not as gloom and doom like kicking the bucket

I think Nik and I were having an inside joke!!!! well, ONLY if you have never seen "Keeping Up Appearances" and I think most of you have. See, the main character, Hyacinth Bucket, is quite the snob, always trying to appear more socially-connected and important than she is........so - she tells everyone her name is pronounced "boo-kay" and - the best is when she answers the phone - -

"the BOUQUEEEEEEEEET r-r-r-residence, lady of the house speaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" accompanied ALWAYS by her lower lip going under the top teeth :lol: and a sharp, confident nod of the head (quick, someone find me a clip)

Oh, gad. . . . . . don't even wanna catch a glimpse of either of my cats right now..... . . .

Oh! Horrors!!!!!!!

I remember if I liked it or not but not the story and worse, I NEVER remember the ending- even books that I've read more than once and love!!!!!!!!

yes - happened a lot during the gluten-brained years.......finally I just quit reading books entirely. Happy to say I CAN follow a plot now.

Speaking of - -

Secret Life of Weez

she eats bees - WHOLE - whilst I am gardening out front........later poops them out - WHOLE Piles of dead little bee bodies in her scat

But anywho - - am going to have to SEE this Secret Life of Bees movie as - even with plot reviews and movie scene previews I have NO recollection of this book whatsoever - - am going to go ahead and say I really didn't like it since - it clearly left no impact....

Kitty Boris is currently doing a 'cat stretch'

Clever wee fella got a round of applause today as he used the catflap all by himself today

Oh YAY Boris!!!!!!!!!!!

explanation of LOLcats, from my MSN home page today:

Open Original Shared Link

so - must mow front lawn today, pholks......have borrowed me mum's blower - am askeert............

Once more into the breach..............................

[DingoGirl]

Here's Hyacinth

Open Original Shared Link

long clip but there IS a phone answer in there somewhere

[Jestgar]

"k Em. We're having a potluck with the theme of "foods from far away". I'm bringing "Canadian Tarts"

[Green12]

I think Nik and I were having an inside joke!!!! well, ONLY if you have never seen "Keeping Up Appearances" and I think most of you have. See, the main character, Hyacinth Bucket, is quite the snob, always trying to appear more socially-connected and important than she is........so - she tells everyone her name is pronounced "boo-kay" and - the best is when she answers the phone - -

"the BOUQUEEEEEEEEET r-r-r-residence, lady of the house speaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" accompanied ALWAYS by her lower lip going under the top teeth :lol: and a sharp, confident nod of the head (quick, someone find me a clip)

So Nikki you already knew what a bucket list was?!?!

I haven't seen keeping Up Appearances, must check it out....what network does it air on in the states?

Be brave with the blower Susie!!!! .....well that just doesn't sound right

Love the yoga cat Bev!!!!

Yay wee Kitty Boris going throught the cat flap!!!!!