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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

.......annnnnnnd there you go, I changed the avatar caption

:lol:


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elye Community Regular
Em, you never told us your dad was a lady!

um, could you clarify the biology of that :ph34r:

gotta go make Canadian tarts

My dad was the First Canadian Tart.........

Check out the first two photos:

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Damn, this link won't get you to the exact page....it's the first two photos on the third page.....

Susan,

Please explain your av.

Thanks.

OMG....Does the caption actually say "may contain KITTEN HEAD??" :o:o

jerseyangel Proficient
:o

OMG - she called me SUSAN??????????????????????

I must be in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

:lol: I was just joshin wif ya ;):lol:

I was wonderin who's kitty was in the pic--that looks like sumphin Allo woulda tried in his younger days. If he sees a box of any kind, he HAS to get himselph into it. Even if it's half his size, he'd try :lol:

If he couldn't get into it, he'd lay on top of it :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed . . . but Smack keeps getting up!!!

Summary of me day:

Number of loads done in the dishwasher: 2

Number of loads of laundry done: 3

Number of loads of laundry on the floor waiting until tomorrow: 3

Number of muffins baked: 18

Number of muffins eaten: 5 (Hey!! That includes the ones that my kids had!!!)

Number of chocolate chip cookies sampled: 12 (Nope, those are alllllll mine, although I didn't eat them all . . . some were just plain nasty)

curlyfries Contributor

Emily.......is your dad a llama-loving, lolcat-loving, celiac with a crap-load of dirty laundry, tons of groceries, a cat with a clean litterbox, who can't sleep and doesn't know that bathrooms need to be cleaned?

OR....

......Could it be Suzanne Sommers????

jerseyangel Proficient

I wanna do a summary of me day too :D

Here goes.....

Meals cooked: 2

Loads of laundry done: 2

Rooms of furniture rearranged (much to husband's chagrin) 1

Bulbs planted: 0

psawyer Proficient

Well, my phirst thought was that LL might be Heidi Collins, but there were too many things that didn't fit for her.

I also thought of Elisabeth Hasselbeck, but again, the known facts did not fit.

So, I'm out of ideas. A married female TV personality with celiac disease. I'm drawing a blank here.


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curlyfries Contributor
Where's Bunnie?.....wondering how Tom is doing......missing Sarah :(

I knew I was forgetting someone........Where's Queen Erica?......Too soon for finals......Do you think she got grounded?........maybe Llama Lady is Erica's mom!.......naahhhh......she/he came on the scene long before Erica. Besides.......I doubt if her mom is famous.

Darn210 Enthusiast
So, I'm out of ideas. A married female TV personality with celiac disease. I'm drawing a blank here.

We don't actually know this, now do we??? She didn't watch any movies wif hubby . . . cause there's no hubby??? Has anyone noticed that when Erica is here, LL isn't and vice-versa???? Perhaps they are one and the same . . . Queens are pretty famous, you know, just ask that one across the pond . . . whatser name . . . Liz, Beth, sumptin like that . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Emily.......is your dad a llama-loving, lolcat-loving, celiac with a crap-load of dirty laundry, tons of groceries, a cat with a clean litterbox, who can't sleep and doesn't know that bathrooms need to be cleaned?

OR....

......Could it be Suzanne Sommers????

Damn!!! I think yer right!!! This is all Julie's fault!! Suzanne Sommers is staulking us all . . . Julie led her right to us!!

jerseyangel Proficient

How about Susie Essman? She's married, a celiac and phunny as all get-out! :lol:

Don't know 'bout the llama angle though :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
We don't actually know this, now do we??? She didn't watch any movies wif hubby . . . cause there's no hubby??? Has anyone noticed that when Erica is here, LL isn't and vice-versa???? Perhaps they are one and the same . . . Queens are pretty famous, you know, just ask that one across the pond . . . whatser name . . . Liz, Beth, sumptin like that . . . :lol:

......and perhaps she's one of those teens that's not required to do chores.....except for the litter box. Erica does have cats......and she often stays up late when she is here.........and perhaps she goes to the grocery often in search of her own gluten-free foods.......or she could have a part-time job at a grocery store!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed . . . but Smack keeps getting up!!!

well smack that Smack!!!!!!!!!!!

I want some choco chip cookies. Had to settle for black licorice Scottie dogs. <_< not the same.

Emily.......is your dad a llama-loving, lolcat-loving, celiac with a crap-load of dirty laundry, tons of groceries, a cat with a clean litterbox, who can't sleep and doesn't know that bathrooms need to be cleaned?

OR....

......Could it be Suzanne Sommers????

:lol: :lol: :lol: exxxxxxxxxxxxcellent

....and you just might be onto sumfin with your Erica theory.......... :lol:

How about Susie Essman? She's married, a celiac and phunny as all get-out! :lol:

Don't know 'bout the llama angle though

:unsure: who's Susie Essman?

meals cooked: 1 (big pot of chili that is giving me GAS)

rooms rearranged: 1 - partially

holes dug: ZERO - digging has ceased - for now ;)

garden beds finished: 2 :) <I think>

loads of laundry: 2

movies watched: 3/4 (too stupid to finish)

licorice scottie dogs consumed: 95

glasses of wine: 2

calories: not counting

phone calls to/from Gail: 12? 13?

level of depression caused by reading letters to/from old boyfriends: 100 percent :huh:

level of Manchester caused by everything: 100 percent :huh:

blah. going to BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
:unsure: who's Susie Essman?

She's on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"--very phunny lady.

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curlyfries Contributor

Just wondering........has anybody else gotten a PM from Llama Lady?

I got one back in June.

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, All!!

Damn, I was so hoping this Llama mystery would be solved overnight by youse guys. . . . ... I think this puzzle may have everything to do with the other mystery we were pondering yesterday morning - - that of the sudden, cold chill that Jess experiences whilst passing the graveyard... ... .

Yep .. . there's a connecting clue, there. .. . .... . .hmmm .. ... . . ...

Um . . . ......when the yeti was here, I remember him being very fond of the large alpaca rug we have downstairs. He was no female celebrity, but he certainly enjoyed watching all kinds of them on TV .. . . all day long, I might add . . .. . ...

Did he clean any bathrooms? Nope. But he luuuuurrrved our cats, and was very happy to clean their box. . . . ....

....And we haven't seen him around lately.

I think we may really be onto something.

:huh::lol:

Trips to the dentist scheduled today: 1

...It's enough . . .. . . . <_<

Jestgar Rising Star

Hours of aerobics -0

Canadian tarts baked - a bunch

cats jealous because I'm petting someone else at the moment -3

ghosts that followed me home - I think Susanne Sommers sent her spirit ahead of her. I'm having all these thoughts about how terrible my thighs look and if there were only some way, some device that could help me...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hours of aerobics -0

Canadian tarts baked - a bunch

cats jealous because I'm petting someone else at the moment -3

ghosts that followed me home - I think Susanne Sommers sent her spirit ahead of her. I'm having all these thoughts about how terrible my thighs look and if there were only some way, some device that could help me...

You only have three cats . . . if they are all jealous??? . . . who are you petting right now, Jess?????

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Good day psillies! on this rather Manchesterial afternoon.....<devil-child dementia setting in>

Has Sp

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Just wondering........has anybody else gotten a PM from Llama Lady?

I got one back in June.

*gasp* :o well what'd it say?

I sent one to her last night :lol:

Hours of aerobics -0

Canadian tarts baked - a bunch

cats jealous because I'm petting someone else at the moment -3

ghosts that followed me home - I think Susanne Sommers sent her spirit ahead of her. I'm having all these thoughts about how terrible my thighs look and if there were only some way, some device that could help me...

*snigger* :lol: NOT the ghost of SS...........gads..........

Good day psillies! on this rather Manchesterial afternoon.....<devil-child dementia setting in>

Has Sp

nikki-uk Enthusiast
*snigger* :lol: NOT the ghost of SS...........gads..........

Did Julie finally snap & kill her?? :unsure:

the cat's head in pizza box is just too confusing for you guys, clearly. :lol: may have to find another LOLcat.

:lol: ...but I love the 'contains wheat & kitteh'

my tat - a gal inquired this morning if I"d ship it to Russia. Her record is perfect, I think she's legit but - dang, how much would it cost? $30? Should I say - I'll do it for $50? :huh: I don't do international shipping....................... :unsure:

OHhhhhhh - yes, a troublesome query - I get Ukranian peeps always asking about my fine elegant clothes tatt.

HOW do you know how much to charge unless you toddle off to the post office and ask <_<

<I don't do international either>

but......remember that youtube that LL posted for us a few months ago? it was a gorgeous aussie woman? SOMEONE has to find that again.......... THIS WILL BE OUR ANSWER, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

GIAN-KNIT!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Canadian tarts baked - a bunch

cats jealous because I'm petting someone else at the moment -3

Yes, who in hell are you petting (with), Jess??? :huh::lol:

:lol: ...made me larph......t'was me maiden name (Bennett) .....he's propably one of me Canadian cousins :ph34r:

Gaaah! He had verrrrry curly hair. . . ... Could it be??. . . ... :D

my tat - a gal inquired this morning if I"d ship it to Russia. Her record is perfect, I think she's legit but - dang, how much would it cost?

OMG!!! That's the final clue. . . . . this is one clever individual!!! :o

Sooozie, get ready: that is no Russian gal who has made contact with you. It is a MAN, and we've ALL heard from him before. Check it out:

Jestgar Rising Star

Very cute. He said that living together allows them to understand each other.

elye Community Regular
Very cute. He said that living together allows them to understand each other.

Yes. . . .. ..... . .and living together has allowed him to realize that, during those frozen, horrid Moscow winters, he needs to get her a coat that he could reconfigure. . . ..

.. . Did you notice the unwashed dishes? The laundry lying about? Celebrity status - - he seems fairly well-known in family-type entertainment establishments, with quite an act. . .. ...

Yep. It all fits. . . .....

:rolleyes::lol:

tom Contributor

Hello Sillies,

Sorry I haven't been in much - still floundering in the no-silly zone.

BUT . ....

Some good things are happening.

I got the job and am still crossing my fingers that it won't be too much trouble. :ph34r:

Looks like I'll have the freedom to leave whenever if it's a bad day.

I start w/ an orientation today @ 1:30.

And I put a deposit down on an apt in that nice Willow Glen neighboUrhood. :)

I'll catch up some later. ;)

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