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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
PAtoughmghmn.

Pa-tuff-man :blink:

....cracking MYselph up now :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient

:huh::D I always use an A in Pataghumn. I'm comfortable wif it :lol:

Great news on the teacher confrence, Nik!! :D And phood was served--very nice!

I know what ya mean, Pataghmn.....I've phound meselph pondering just that very thing. It might be nice to have a wee somephin to go to each day. :rolleyes: Need to ponder this phurther......

Hope you're feelin' better today, Lisa--when I pheel like that, it's always sumphin I ate. Gluten, of course, makes me markedly moody, sad and anxious. Dairy does, too--but to a lesser degree. Hope the vitamin resumption helps :)

Phacebook--can't keep up.....and I still don't really get the sending of various and sundry things to everyone. :ph34r:

Ok......need to get ready to go to doictor fer me blood pressure check (cheque). Need to run errends after--it's supposed to be a rainy washout tomorrow. See ya'll later B)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

Can't get my 'grove on this am'

Need to find a life.

Anyone got a clue how to start?

:blink:

Judy

Jestgar Rising Star
Ok......need to get ready to go to doictor fer me blood pressure check (cheque). Need to run errends after--it's supposed to be a rainy washout tomorrow. See ya'll later B)

Nice that you get paid to have blood pressure.

Judy, I'm pretty sure you're asking the wrong bunch of people about getting a life.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Nice that you get paid to have blood pressure.

Judy, I'm pretty sure you're asking the wrong bunch of people about getting a life.

good one Jess :lol:

off to the Chiro to get 'me bones' cracked.

Maybe she'll find me life or................. release me mojo :lol:

catch you all later............

Judy

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
good one Jess :lol:

off to the Chiro to get 'me bones' cracked.

Maybe she'll find me life or................. release me mojo :lol:

catch you all later............

Judy

Yeah, I'll be going to see my chiro later to get my mojo cracked. Not only am I getting over a yucky head cold, I've just gotten me monthly visitor friend there that gives me CRAMPS! Great timing......

jerseyangel Proficient
Yeah, I'll be going to see my chiro later to get my mojo cracked. Not only am I getting over a yucky head cold, I've just gotten me monthly visitor friend there that gives me CRAMPS! Great timing......

Yuck and yuck! :( Get yer mojo cracked, pronto, woman!! :D

You too, Judith! :P


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elye Community Regular
Judy, I'm pretty sure you're asking the wrong bunch of people about getting a life.

Gads, I'm just plain certain o' that. . .. ....! :lol:

Look out, everyone - - Judy is about to get her mojo released. . ...... . . :unsure:

Do we need tarps? Hydraulic shocks at the ready? SWAT team? Extra property insurance?

Hope the chiro cures ALL the ills in Psillyville today - - mental, menstrual. . . you name it.

Nikerler! I have never heard of Fromage Frais . .. ..unless it is the direct translation, strawberry cream cheese, which we have, as well as many other Philly flavors, each one more bizarre than the next. . . ..there are the fruit ones - - mango and banana, orange zest. . ...then things like liver with celery, vanilla beef. . . .....er sumphin' like that. . . ..

:lol::rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
blood pressure check (cheque)

My gaawd - what an eASY way to make money Paddeigh!! (that AND phone sex :rolleyes: ) :lol:

Morning all

Can't get my 'grove on this am'

Need to find a life.

Anyone got a clue how to start?

:blink:

I also need a life Judith, let's search for one together!! :lol:

to get my mojo cracked.

Ooooh, that sounds painful yet naughty :ph34r:

New band name:

♫ ♫ Jess and the convections

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nikerler! I have never heard of Fromage Frais . .. ..unless it is the direct translation, strawberry cream cheese, which we have, as well as many other Philly flavors

No, it's not a direct translation as it doesn't have to be strawberry flavoUr :blink:

We buy fromage frais in the chilled cabinets with the yoghurts, plain fromage frais is like Greek yoghurt.....very creamy :P

Confused I am :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
She's playing on spacebook

premature post, sillies, a drive-by............

I posted a bunch of photos last night on the book to make it seem as though I have a life. <_<

Have been in the pit of hell...........ugh.

more later - off to do some horrible grunge work for Shane, involving scrubbing things for tomorrow's picnic.

:unsure:

many pages to catch up ON

got no silly..........will it come back? :huh:

Love you sillies ♥

jerseyangel Proficient
got no silly..........will it come back? :huh:

That's the beauty of Sillie--it always comes back! ;):D

Hope yer day gets better, Soozle. :wub:

Green12 Enthusiast

Gooday Sillies!

I don't think I played any tricks on Halloween growing up, one year our house was toilet papered.

P.S. My phirst post phrom werk!!!!!

I think I'm finding that simply having somewhere to go is a big therapeutic plus.

Pataughaughmm posting from work!!!!

Glad your spirits have been lifted a little with your job :smileface:

I did that years ago when I was a...........................wait for it .......................................................................................DONUT MAKER!

Yes, folks, I was covered in flour and sugary glaze.

Tomorrow Today is payday.......gonna go buy my vitamins. Took a shower and placed an order for Everyday Minerals..........Feelin a tad bit better

Ahhhh donuts!!!! I never ate many in my life, but after going gluten-free I craved them and felt like I must have DOUNUTS!!! Wonder why that is? :huh:

Glad you are feeling better Lisa, and you are ordering Everyday Minerals?!?! That's what I use and I LOVE it! So does Jess, and Patti do you still? I hope you like it!

Back from a dreaded ''coffee morning'' @ devil child's unit

...but good stuff reported for a change.....and as well as cookies they made the effort and had a selection of chopped fruit with a strawberry dip ....my gaaawd ...EVERYTHING is about phood with us lot :chortle:

M's (American) tutor told me how she made the dip....blended strawberries, cream, cream cheese etc...etc.......

When I said it tasted exactly like 'Fromage Frais' she looked at me like :huh: .......do you guys not have this???

Come on over Ptaum- we have a c.com posse !!!

Nikki, you survived coffee morning!!!

So glad to hear young "d" child got a good report for a change......and Fromage Frais? What a phancy name! I don't know if we have that here, it's probably just called "dip" or fruit dip.

Yes, Tom come to Facebook!

***Only one request fellow Facebookers, is that celiac.com and the phorum remain private. I don't want my friends and family to find our sacred palce where we discuss personal matters.

Phacebook--can't keep up.....and I still don't really get the sending of various and sundry things to everyone.

Ok......need to get ready to go to doictor fer me blood pressure check (cheque). Need to run errends after--it's supposed to be a rainy washout tomorrow. See ya'll later

Some of the gifting things are quite confusing on Facebook, I've gottent he drink thing down and some of the others that are more straight forward, but some I get caught in a maze and I get scared and abort mission :lol:

Hope you have a good blood pressure reading Patti!...and happy errand running!

off to the Chiro to get 'me bones' cracked.

Maybe she'll find me life or................. release me mojo

catch you all later............

Judy

Bones crackin and mojo releasin, hee hee.

Have a good appt Judy, and I hope it helps you feel better :)

New band name:

♫ ♫ Jess and the convections

LOL Nikki

We buy fromage frais in the chilled cabinets with the yoghurts, plain fromage frais is like Greek yoghurt.....very creamy

Mmmmm creamy!

This reduction in emoticon usage blows!!! I am keep having to go back and edit, edit, edit.....and use my words (my preschool teacher should be happy :lol: )

Jestgar Rising Star
Glad you are feeling better Lisa, and you are ordering Everyday Minerals?!?! That's what I use and I LOVE it! So does Jess, and Patti do you still? I hope you like it!

LOVE my EM makeup! :wub:

Even a dusting of finishing powder evens out my blotchy skin tones and makes me look feel like I look younger.

curlyfries Contributor
(Egads I hope it wasn't while the "time to make the donuts" comm'l was airing)

Actually, it was :P.............from about 1990 to 1995

Glad you are feeling better Lisa, and you are ordering Everyday Minerals?!?! That's what I use and I LOVE it! So does Jess, and Patti do you still? I hope you like it!

Got my first sample pack early in the summer........have been surviving on the little samples this whole time. Don't remember how many of those I've ordered :rolleyes: This was my first real order. Can't wait to try the finishing powder!

Rainy and dreary today........still in me PJs ^_^ .....must get dressed and go to the store for me vitamins.

Of course I could go out as is........other people do..........but I don't have the fuzzy slippers to complete the ensemble. B)

jerseyangel Proficient
Hope you have a good blood pressure reading Patti!...and happy errand running!

Thanks! :D I must say the whole experience--the doctor and the shopping were quite delightphul. :)

Point taken about keeping c.c off Phacebook--good thinkin' ;) We don't want our worlds colliding...... :o

And you said "blows" :lol:

Oops, almost phorgot--I do still use and love EM B)

Green12 Enthusiast
Point taken about keeping c.c off Phacebook--good thinkin' ;) We don't want our worlds colliding...... :o

I just know if my friends and family knew about and found our sacred place I wouldn't feel as phreely to discuss things such as, oh bathroom patterns and such :lol: ...or just the general struggles with coping with health issues and the ups and downs we all have in our lives.

DOes that make sense?

jerseyangel Proficient
I just know if my friends and family knew about and found our sacred place I wouldn't feel as phreely to discuss things such as, oh bathroom patterns and such :lol: ...or just the general struggles with coping with health issues and the ups and downs we all have in our lives.

DOes that make sense?

Oh yeah.....to the point where when I was at my sister's last spring, I used their computer to check my email but wouldn't come to this site because I knew it would show up in the history :lol:

Gawd, I need this place to speak phreely.....it's been a saving grace fer me, and very healing. :)

Jestgar Rising Star

WooHoo! Just convected a psgetti squash. 20 minutes-whole.

jerseyangel Proficient
WooHoo! Just convected a psgetti squash. 20 minutes-whole.

Cool! :D

How do you fix it once you fluff out the strings?

Jestgar Rising Star
Cool! :D

How do you fix it once you fluff out the strings?

I did olive oil and salt. Probly be even better with bacon (ala carbonara). Might have the other half with parmesan.

elye Community Regular

Must go and check out Sooozie's photos! I'll be inundated with all the Psilly action .. . all you wall-writers and chocolate senders!. . . . :D

Sooooozie. . . hope you find your Silly, and get back here. .. ...

This reduction in emoticon usage blows!!! I am keep having to go back and edit, edit, edit.....and use my words (my preschool teacher should be happy )

Boy, I hear ya. . . ..Blows, blows, BLOWS!!. . . .. :angry:

Still dunno why emoticons are being rationed so. . . ..

Could we steal some from other sites? Can we bid on ebay for the most popular ones?

. . . . Maybe there's a black market operating somewhere, where we can get them fer next to nothing. . . ..

WAIT! We were getting them fer FREE here! . .. :huh:<_< . . ... crap. . .never mind. . . ..

:lol:

LOVE my EM makeup!

Oops, almost phorgot--I do still use and love EM B)

What?? you guys are freakin' me out a bit, here. . . . ..

:lol:

WooHoo! Just convected a psgetti squash. 20 minutes-whole.

The convection technology - - amazing stuff. . . ....

jerseyangel Proficient
What?? you guys are freakin' me out a bit, here. . . . ..

:lol:

It's a mineral make up line that we like. Take a look--

Open Original Shared Link

Mango has a long thread on it in the product phorum :)

jerseyangel Proficient
The convection technology - - amazing stuff. . . ....

I really need to give it a whirl.....

Jess--serious <droolphace> on yer squash toppings--especially the olive oil/bacon! :P

......putting psgetti squash on shopping list.......

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
I really need to give it a whirl.....

Jess--serious <droolphace> on yer squash toppings--especially the olive oil/bacon! :P

......putting psgetti squash on shopping list.......

Mmmmmmm love psgetthi squish. I use pasta sauce and browned bulk sausage, mmmmm....

I like EM makeup too, only too lazy to use it most days. Love their moisturizing balms, a bit greasy, but so pure ingredients and I got the lavender smell, yummy.

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