The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

And while yer at it, please ask Mr. Cho, he may know something.......why don't you march over there during his morning constitutionals tai chi, with the crutch tip in hand, and DEMAND he tell you what is going on.

Sooozie! Yer whole post!!

It is very phunny that you bring up the Chows. Late this afternoon, whilst walking dogs, I saw Mrs. Chow in her front yard, walking in and out of her garage. She looks one hundred, and has been moving very slowly ever since I first met her, about sixteen years ago. However, she has never had a limp.

But she did today.

A slight favoUring of her left leg.

She waved hello, and said a garbled greeting in Mandarin/English.

"HEY!" I yelled as I approached. "Are you using crutches for that limp???"

She understands very little English. So she stared and smiled.

This is significant. I just KNOW IT.

[DingoGirl]

She understands very little English. So she stared and smiled.

This is significant. I just KNOW IT.

Well of COURSE it is. Now, you just call the police and march over RIGHT NOW to the Chow's house, something is aphoot over there

DO NOT take Sam Hill with you, it is HE they want

[curlyfries]

"HEY!" I yelled as I approached. "Are you using crutches for that limp???"

She understands very little English. So she stared and smiled.

This is significant. I just KNOW IT.

She is your dog's latest victim!!!.....I don't think that was a greeting.....she was cussing you out!

I would be wary of that 'innocent' looking smile........methinks she is planning her revenge.I wouldn't leave the dog food out where she can see it if I were you

[elye]

Mornin' Psillies!

Grrrrrrrr.........Me internet's on, it's off, it's flickering in betweeen. . . . thought it was the router, now it appears to be modem-related.....but wait! Could be a server problem. . .. . . . .dear gawd, I despise this . .. . ..

POeter!! Could you hop on a train, head over here and help me out wif this??? Or Ptaoughmghmn . .. . .. . . but you would be on a flight. I need it fixed, like today. . . . . . . . ...

Well of COURSE it is. Now, you just call the police and march over RIGHT NOW to the Chow's house, something is aphoot over there

DO NOT take Sam Hill with you, it is HE they want

Oh, boy. Burundians. . . . . . ..

And now the Chinese are involved. .. . . . . ....

OMG. . . . lookit this:

Open Original Shared Link

They MET three weeks ago. . . . . . .right when Sam Hill Manhead was making himself known in Psillyville......

China and Burundi have deep traditional friendship, and should enhance cooperation in investment, infrastructure, telecommunications and agriculture, said Chinese President Open Original Shared Link Tuesday when meeting with Burundian President Pierre Nkurunziza, who is in China for the Summit of the Forum on China-Africa Cooperation held on Nov. 4-5.

In recent years, the two countries boosted their exchanges and cooperation in fields of politics, judicature, economy, trade, culture and international affairs, said Hu, suggesting the two sides continue exchanges in all fields and at all levels.

This is big.

And the Chows could be front and centRE.

They want Sam Hill.. . . .. . . Mrs. Chow came sniffing around my ho' tub, looking for him. I have the evidence - - the rubber crutch-end that she must be missing.

Now, I must somehow get over there and into their house.....look for the crutches that I KNOW are there.....

Of course, one will be missing an end.

I will quickly attempt to screw the rubber end I have onto her crutch.

We all know this:

It will phit Perfectly.

[WardGirl]

Morning Sillies

Now I hope I'm not setting the bar too high for the next King or Queen but I do like to pop in and say good morning to all. I usually do this in my other Ward and provide pictures of some georgeous Texan to boot

Mornin' Psillies!

Grrrrrrrr.........Me internet's on, it's off, it's flickering in betweeen. . . . thought it was the router, now it appears to be modem-related.....but wait! Could be a server problem. . .. . . . .dear gawd, I despise this . .. . ..

POeter!! Could you hop on a train, head over here and help me out wif this??? Or Ptaoughmghmn . .. . .. . . but you would be on a flight. I need it fixed, like today. . . . . . . . ...

Emily,I hope you get your computer problems sorted out soon. Of course you can borrow Peter. His going rate is $75.00 a hour plus expenses. And don't forget you'll have to pay GST. Anyways I do hope you get your computer problems sorted out soon Can't have a sillie not being sillie

[elye]

Morning Sillies

Now I hope I'm not setting the bar too high for the next King or Queen... but I do like to pop in and say good morning to all. I usually do this in my other Ward and provide pictures of some georgeous Texan to boot

The Royal Bar has indeed been raised.......

This is a GOOD thing....you know, quality control, and such. We need a monarch who is interested and concerned for his/her subjects.

Emily,I hope you get your computer problems sorted out soon. Of course you can borrow Peter. His going rate is $75.00 a hour plus expenses. And don't forget you'll have to pay GST.

Hey!! See what I mean?? Queen Jacquie is tending to her flock, offering me up POeter at a great price. . . . ..

[nikki-uk]

Grrrrrrrr.........Me internet's on, it's off, it's flickering in betweeen. . . . thought it was the router, now it appears to be modem-related.....but wait! Could be a server problem. . .. . . . .dear gawd, I despise this . .. . ..

GAHHHHH!!!!!!!

NOT the phorumless abyss ......pleeeeease!!!!!!!!

Hope it doesn't involve a call to a far away distant call centRE where English ISN'T their phirst lingo!?!?!?

OMG!!!!!

The Chinese, Burundian, Sam Hill connection!!!!!!!!!.......... it couldn't be coincidence!!!!

Em phitting rubber to old chinese ladie's crutches!!!!!

Now I hope I'm not setting the bar too high for the next King or Queen but I do like to pop in and say good morning to all. I usually do this in my other Ward and provide pictures of some georgeous Texan to boot

I find your Royal Highness to be most dignified and a fair ruler - and me like gorgeous George!!!!!!!

...struggling on...with the mutated man phlue ....hence nowt got done ............AGAIN!! (but LOTS of ideas!! lol!)

[DingoGirl]

And now the Chinese are involved. .. . . . . ....

They MET three weeks ago. . . . . . .right when Sam Hill Manhead was making himself known in Psillyville......

They want Sam Hill.. . . .. . . Mrs. Chow came sniffing around my ho' tub, looking for him. I have the evidence - - the rubber crutch-end that she must be missing.

Now, I must somehow get over there and into their house.....look for the crutches that I KNOW are there.....

Of course, one will be missing an end.

I will quickly attempt to screw the rubber end I have onto her crutch.

We all know this:

It will phit Perfectly.

:lol:

hate to burst your bubble on this, but that article was from 2006......

The Royal Bar has indeed been raised.......

This is a GOOD thing....you know, quality control, and such. We need a monarch who is interested and concerned for his/her subjects.

Hey! Are you saying that I didn't care about my subjects??? Because - I do care - - I care very much that they make me laugh all day :lol:

Hi Jacquie! only - 20-something pages left of your reign!

Where IS everyone this morning?????

am working from home, in my robe, Weezee at my feet - - Shane got to the office at 4 a.m. I awoke to many panicked emails and bad documents to re-write

more later!

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where in hell IS everyone????????

(actually I do already know the answer to this fine question )

just get back here, right now!!!!!!!!!

Um.........it's cold........I"m working from home.........help me...........am scared, sad, and lonely

HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

[jerseyangel]

(actually I do already know the answer to this fine question )

Me phirst giggle of the day!!!

Love ya Soozle

[Mtndog]

Me phirst giggle of the day!!!

Love ya Soozle

Me too- I have been remarkably unlaughy all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Uncle Ray when you need him? Right here baby!

The church organist was in her eighties and had

> never been married. She was admired for sweetness

> and kindness to all.

>

> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she

> showed him into her quaint sitting room. She

> invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

> As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young

> minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of

> it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water

> floated, of all things, a condom!

>

> When she returned with tea and scones, they began to

> chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about

> the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon

> it got the better of him and he could no longer

> resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you

> would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

>

> "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was

> walking through the park a few months ago and I

> found this little package on the ground. The

> directions said to place it on the organ, keep it

> wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

> Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

>

> The pastor fainted!

[Mtndog]

Notice it was a condom- not a crutch rubber :lol:

[tom]

where in hell IS everyone????????

(actually I do already know the answer to this fine question )

So why don't *I* know the answer?????

.. . .. ..slow morning in sillyville

But all LOLs for the Chinese/Burundian/neighboUr connection & the Cinderellian crutchtip!!!!!! :lol:

[nikki-uk]

where in hell IS everyone????????

(actually I do already know the answer to this fine question )

I like to observe from a safe distance

Um.........it's cold........I"m working from home.........help me...........am scared, sad, and lonely

HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!! Perhaps if we hugged we could conserve heat dear gaaawd, still having 'boiler' probs here (waiting for a part ) and am SOOOO cold!!!!!

Today, I have tights (pantyhose?) on underneath me jeans, thick socks, thermal vest, jumper (sweater,pullover, thing that's knitted), and a scarf!!!!

I also WANT to walk round with a blanky round me shoulders but me Mum told me I'm over reacting

T'is IMPOSSIBLE to organise me brain in this state..........I feel like one of them mountaineers stuck on an icy precipice, waiting for the hyperthermia to take over......

[DingoGirl]

Patti has larfed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

condom and NOT crutch rubber!!!!!

I know - slow day in the 'ville.......I am soooooooooooooo bored

and hungry......

[DingoGirl]

I also WANT to walk round with a blanky round me shoulders but me Mum told me I'm over reacting

T'is IMPOSSIBLE to organise me brain in this state..........I feel like one of them mountaineers stuck on an icy precipice, waiting for the hyperthermia to take over......

What????? you PUT that blankie on yer shoulders right now!!!!!!!

Oh - Nikerler, who is climbing the Hilary Steppe and soon will require supplemental oxygen! you need a very warm fleece over your jumper and vest and all of it! Is that what they call them there? do you call things "fleeces?"

am freezing and my house is 70 degrees complete wussy

[nikki-uk]

am freezing and my house is 70 degrees complete wussy

GAHHH!!!!!!

Would be in me swim suit by now in those temps!!!

Oh, but really , I am soooo tired, soooo cold, it can only mean ONE thing..... (sorry fellas) <evil menses>

Wait ....throw the mutated man phlue in & I think we have a Trifecta going down!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Judyin Philly]

well I have been under a blankie all day feeling like ........................ fill in any word you want.

It's gray and cold and gloomy .........just like me

Canceled my hair cut and walk today too

Seems my tummy hated thanksgiving.

Will start some of the cholestyramine power before I try to eat something.

I have heard the 'uncle ray' joke before but LOVE IT Could hear it a hundred times.

All of a sudden in the middle of my post i got a 'flood control' and thought i'd lost it

then see it posted it twice.

back to me blankie

Judy

[Judyin Philly]

stupid forum

[DingoGirl]

GAHHH!!!!!!

Would be in me swim suit by now in those temps!!!

well, my fingertips are blue....... why is it....it feels freezing in here? ('tis 68 now and *I* am wearing a big ugly fuzzy zippered and hooded fleece....slippers on, still cold....

oh, not a trifecta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so sorry Nik.........back under yer blankie!

JUDITH!!!!!!!! You too! under that blanket at once! Feel better...............

[Judyin Philly]

thanks soozie

hate a wastes day like this

at least your still being productive.

[tom]

Somehow it's warmer OUTside here . ...in De-freakin-cember.

Might change into shorts for errands.

Hope ya feel better soon Judy and not like ____ for long.

If I were King, I'd command the resta-y'all to warm up!!!!!!!

[Mtndog]

Judy- Sorry you feel like poopy cow Hope it gets better cause we you!

YIKES!!!! Perhaps if we hugged we could conserve heat dear gaaawd, still having 'boiler' probs here (waiting for a part ) and am SOOOO cold!!!!!

Today, I have tights (pantyhose?) on underneath me jeans, thick socks, thermal vest, jumper (sweater,pullover, thing that's knitted), and a scarf!!!!

I also WANT to walk round with a blanky round me shoulders but me Mum told me I'm overreacting:

Overreacting? Bah!!!!! Get thee a blankie.

If y'all want more heat, try leaving this thread! It's DARN hot out there!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

It's gray and cold and gloomy .........just like me

back to me blankie

Judy

Judy- You are not cold nor gloomy!!!!!!!!!!

OK- what we need right now is Midnight Snow Margaritas in Emily's hot tub. Fresh Canadian snow (watch out for the yellow patches in Em's yard ). Everyone bring something small and perplexing to leave ion the tub (except a toe nail :lol: cause that would just be wrong.

[DingoGirl]

Ptaum wearing shorts in De-freakin'-cember

I am QUITE SURE that my thermostat is lying to me it now says 72 degrees and I am seriously freezing - - hands like ice........ may have to heat up me comfy bed and crawl in for a while..........don't tell my boss

OK- what we need right now is Midnight Snow Margaritas in Emily's hot tub. Fresh Canadian snow (watch out for the yellow patches in Em's yard ). Everyone bring something small and perplexing to leave in the tub (except a toe nail :lol: cause that would just be wrong.

:lol: CAPITOL idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! must ponder what I shall leave in there......

MIDNIGHT SHOW MARGARITAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that sounds lush!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes - mind the yellow snow and watch out for errant crutch tips

[elye]

Mygawd, everyone's freezing and under blankies . . .. .....

It is a smidgen below freezing, here -- a bit of light snow coming down.....quite lovely, and the sun was shining today. Don't need me Hudson's Bay blankie as yet....I'm a Canuck, after all. It's gotta get right cold before I need to pull out anything thermal.

Except when I had my thyroid issues. man, I was FROZEN whilst sitting on the beach in June .. . . ....

Uncle Ray!

Yes, you're right, Bevel. .. .. a crutch tip just would not deliver the same zinger of a punchline.....

OK- what we need right now is Midnight Snow Margaritas in Emily's hot tub. Fresh Canadian snow (watch out for the yellow patches in Em's yard ). Everyone bring something small and perplexing to leave ion the tub (except a toe nail cause that would just be wrong.

YESSS!! Leave strange things - - try and get stranger than a brick-coloUred crutch tip . .. ....

Had a friendly computer whiz come over today to fix me internet.

Okay......he was Chinese.

But he did NOT have a limp.