The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

Creme de Menthe brownies?!?!?!

Napping??? Blankies????......will that include comfy LOL suits????.......OMG I am coming over NOW JOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catch up on yer sleep Jewellee!!

Alzey's now watched Mamma Mia 3 TIMES now and is OBSESSED

...Managed to talk him into watching 'Narnia' with us........I think me + Tel enjoyed it more

...I believe batch #3 of the mulled wine 2008 is the best!!

But where will it all the mullage end??? ...I can't go on drinking a bottle of red a day............. can I???

Housework My goal is to try and KEEP my house as clean as it is now......all year! not so easy for a dingo-brain........

OMG I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found myself dusting in my (new) pink fluffy dressing gown, bath robe this morn (don't panic! I had my Swarovski earrings in, so I was semi-GLAM )

The kids were looking at me like this ---->

BTW...love THE NEW AV!!!, p'raps I should take a shot of 'Nikki's mulled wine'

I am most gleeful nearly all the psillies are back in the bosom!!!!!!

Ok, breakages for me now comes in FOURS as Al's DVD player has broke (I think 'Mamma Mia' broke it )

...hoping to pick one up cheap in the sales.....(EEEVIL SHOPS!!)

[nikki-uk]

- - have almost two years to find and divorce my husband, as mentioned here before

Just wondering, do you HAVE to divorce him???

<probably best, but just wondered>

[jerseyangel]

I am most gleeful nearly all the psillies are back in the bosom!!!!!!

This phact makes me happy, too

Lots o' mulling going on over there, Nik--sounds so relaxingly delish

Jess! Is that a psnow angel I see in yer yard???

[Jestgar]

That's my deck. I went out in my jammies

Nik! Send Al over. We'll lock ourselves in and watch musicals until our eyes dry out!

[JNBunnie1]

HERE I AM!!!!!

Sorry I been MIA, I guess I broke the law and got a life. I made my boyfriend his cheesecake for his Christmas present today, apparently my present needs 'more work'. I don't know what the heck he's making, but it should be fun! We're off to see the new Jim Carrey flick.

How's everybody's Christmas?!

[curlyfries]

Housework My goal is to try and KEEP my house as clean as it is now......all year! not so easy for a dingo-brain........

This will be my goal as well . I did a deep clean of my kitchen this past week, wiping down cabinet shelves and drawers, throwing away old metal pans, etc. I have one more week off from work and plan to tackle the rest of the house, including closets. (Yeah, that's what I always say..........we'll see how much really gets done )

After the holidays are over, I plan on going on the SCD. Having more issues..... like, my tongue always feels raw. I don't completely know what I'm in for, yet......still have research to do.

So.....still have Christmas with the in-laws and New Year's at a friend's house.

There you are, Bunnie!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACK!!!!!!!

[elye]

OKAY!!! Here I am, back in the bosom!!!

OMG......please do not discuss further the conditions of one's post-holiday house, and the houecleaning needed.. . . . ..I just keep grabbing a drink, and the muddles/dirt vanish from my radar.....magical, really . .. . .

Lots of hot-tubbing the last couple of days.....and the charades we played tonight offered some truly astounding moments, all from my dad. He was on the same team as my mom, and here we were, planning on letting him sit out of the game as he cannot see much and he can't really get up to act.

Well........My mom gets "The Crucible" to act out. One of the toughest I've encountered. She gets them to say that the subject is a play, then they get "the" as the first word. My dad, watching her intently as she begins to try to tackle "Crucible", perhaps by breaking it down into syllables, suddenly says quietly, "The Crucible?".........

Holy crap.

Christmas dinner found me with the new li'l tape measure (?) I got in my cracker, walking around the table, measuring everybody's heads, right around the forehead, just above the ears. Jack had the biggest number - - 22 3/4 inches...... . . . so he got some extra dressing.

Missed all you guys the last couple o' days!!!

[DingoGirl]

Evening sillies

Em measuring the heads!!!!!!!! [THIS POST EDITED TO REMOVE COMMENTS ABOUT THE WORLD"S MOST MAJOR A$$HAT]

Now where was I????????????

Oh! Went to Gail's and watched The Other Boleyn Girl - quite good. Never really KNEW anything about that other Boleyn.........interesting. I love how they are, in the movie, so clean and scrubbed and shiny, even when bedridden for months and months......not like their hair would be matted to their heads or anything. And the stink.........can you imagine? And - long, very clean, shiny straight hair - that is NOT how in hell they wore it. And - gorgeous brocades that always looked quite freshly cleaned and new. what in hell? they should show us how it really was, stinking and filthy, with soiled clothing and greasy hair.

OH! and we drank absinthe, too! and ate potato chips.

I feel truly barphish presently. :sickface:

Hope I don't throw up on Weezee's head........

forgot everything else and am cold and tired and.....have had too much junk food.

'night sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dollamasgetceliac?]

Have a llama filled Christmas from my residence in:

LLAMATOPIA

and to dingo girl, since I haven't been a postin' in a looooooooooooong time this goes out to you

My llamas have been eating a lot of phermented phruit i may have been grazing along with them a little

in this video i'm the bowling pin.

Open Original Shared Link

all 3... and the ball is the earth

I look like a bowling pin...

until next time!

[elye]

Morning, Psillies!!

I'm with you, Soooooze - -this day finds me feeling.....well, just.....gross. Blood sugar has been elevated the past couple of days, as I've been so busy and partying and not particularly interested in keeping it tightly controlled. .. . . ... So, I'm back in the real world as of this morning: hand me my insulin, that tangerine and my running shoes, please!!

in this video i'm the bowling pin.

Open Original Shared Link

all 3... and the ball is the earth

I look like a bowling pin...

Llamalady!! Merry late Christmas! Good to read you again!

You've been tippling in phermented phlora as well, have you?

Um. . . . ..... .you look like a bowling pin.. .. . .. . ..oh, dear....... .. ..

......Are you an amputee?. . ....... . ..

[Jestgar]

I'm up for that returning-to-reality thing too. I've had no exercise and plenty of sugar for days and days now. Today we strike the set for the play, and then the cast party, so I guess reality starts tomorrow

It's finally pouring rain now, and all the snow is melting. It was fun while it lasted.

I hope y'all are having a fantastic week, all things considered (headaches, blood sugar, snow, MILs)

[jerseyangel]

I'm up for that returning-to-reality thing too. I've had no exercise and plenty of sugar for days and days now. =

Yep--me too......I'm really beginning to pheel the effects of way too much grains/flour and all this salt and sugar aren't doin' me any favoUrs, either. I pheel like this----> all over.

[JNBunnie1]

Yep--me too......I'm really beginning to pheel the effects of way too much grains/flour and all this salt and sugar aren't doin' me any favoUrs, either. I pheel like this----> all over.

I was a good girl! No sugar n stuffs. Mostly because where I went there weren't any I could have, but hey. At least I don't feel like crap from sugar hangover. Just from being out til 2 o'clock in the freakin morning........

That Jim Carrey movie was great, by the way.

Side note: Bob's Red Mill no longer makes a gluten-free buckwheat flour, they now carry only the one made in the wheat facility. That's annoying.

[Jestgar]

I choose this: --> swollen and puffy :lol:

[Green12]

I choose this: --> swollen and puffy :lol:

STRICT Edna starts for me tomorrow!!!!!!

(as I sit here and eat the last of my creme de menthe brownies for breakfast )

[nikki-uk]

HOLY CRAP!!!!! yOU GIRLS ARE GOOD!!!!!!!

Um, I'm still in a blurred mulled wine, kind of stuff it down yer neck mode (with NO exercise since.......... I DON'T know when!!!!! )

..but it IS turkey salad tonight (a step in the right direction right??? )

I did venture out briefly today, bought a dvd player (reduced to

[JNBunnie1]

Watching 'Quantum of Solace' ...... haven't decided whether Daniel Craig is going on the laminated list yet (although he is quite yumm in a 'small muscley bloke' kind of way)

I think he's pouty and his ears stick out, not going on my laminate list. Quite nicely built though.

[Jestgar]

HOLY CRAP!!!!! yOU GIRLS ARE GOOD!!!!!!!

Um, I'm still in a blurred mulled wine, kind of stuff it down yer neck mode (with NO exercise since.......... I DON'T know when!!!!! )

..but it IS turkey salad tonight (a step in the right direction right??? )

ANYTHING with the word salad in it is healthy

_{brownie salad}

_{toffee salad}

_{bacon salad}

[Green12]

Watching 'Quantum of Solace' ...... haven't decided whether Daniel Craig is going on the laminated list yet (although he is quite yumm in a 'small muscley bloke' kind of way)

I can see why you might consider him Nik, he is sort of Owen Wilson-ish (know how much you fancy him ) .....in his own way, no??

Speaking of laminate list, I have added Johnny Lee Miller to mine!!! I love him in Eli Stone and I just watched him in The Flying Scotsman last night :dreamboatface:

I watched The Bucket List too and got a little teary eyed.

[Green12]

I'm up for that returning-to-reality thing too. I've had no exercise and plenty of sugar for days and days now. Today we strike the set for the play, and then the cast party, so I guess reality starts tomorrow

Meant to ask Jess what "strike the set" means.....

And when is the play btw (don't know if you have said and I missed it?)?

Salad is a step in the right direction Nik!!!!

Bunnie, was that Yes Man that you saw?

[elye]

I choose this: --> swollen and puffy

OMG........I was this face, also.........but NOW, I am these:

For MIL has gone to the next house for six days..... . . . ..

Another car to dent.....perhaps more neighboUrs to maim. . . . .. ..

...... haven't decided whether Daniel Craig is going on the laminated list yet (although he is quite yumm in a 'small muscley bloke' kind of way)

Mmmmmm....not on mine. Too wee, wif a phunny, aged kind of elfin face. . .. . .

I watched The Bucket List too and got a little teary eyed.

What fun it was! Jack and I had some tears, too. . . . .

[DingoGirl]

You've been tippling in phermented phlora as well, have you?

Um. . . . ..... .you look like a bowling pin.. .. . .. . ..oh, dear....... .. ..

......Are you an amputee?. . ....... . ..

Phermented Phlora!!!!!!!

amputee - - would Llama Lady not make a good match for the Man Head, then?

HI LLAMA LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did venture out briefly today, bought a dvd player (reduced to

[nikki-uk]

OMG NIk - meant to tell you about burning the fig candle on Christmas Day - - um, pardon me if you already know this but, did you all know that you are supposed to burn a new candle for as many hours as it is inches in diameter? As in - - three-inch candles must be lit for three hours the first time, or else it will ruin it and.....create a small hole in the middle, reducing your candle life dramatically.

I did not learn this valuable information until about six years ago. Changed me life.

WHAAAT????????

OMG!, OMG!, OMG!!!!!!

T'is too late for the phig alas, BUT!!! ....MY GAAAWD .....THE OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........MUST save them... <frantically blowing out NEW posh candles!!!!!!>

''Campeggio aryvyd att Parys on Sonday or Munday last past, so that I trust by the next Munday to here off hys aryvall att Cales........."

and

"....no more to yow at thys present, myne owne darlyng, for lake off tyme, but that I wolde you were in mine armes or I in yours, for I thynk it long syns I kyst yow"

so either - I am thinking that King Henry was a PSYLLIE, or that........

we actually are royalty????

:lol:

Well OF COURSE we are all royalty darling!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

WHAT??? why are you BLOWING OUT yer candles phrantically??????????

you silly, you are supposed to keep them LIT longer. That was the whole point of me candle-use lecture.

I got two HUGE posh candles for christmas, lit one this morning early as knew it had to burn for several hours. Smells lurvely.

in other news.....

Um, last night bought not one but TWO bags of crisps chips, took them to Gail's (who DEMANDED I take them both home despite my plans of leaving them there ), they were two-fer-one at the store............help me........HELP ME.......I left them at Ms. Perfectly Perfect's house last night on the last dog let-out so that I could not get them in the middle of the night and pig out.......

but now, I hear them........calling softly to me in their greasy, potato-y, salty goodness.........

and, in still other news.........

last night I dreamed I was with Patrick Swayze and his wife, on some small boat in the Caribbean, they made me call in "late" to work at some receptionist job I had, and wouldn't let me go back to shore..... They were really lovely, just wouldn't let me go back and told me it made no sense to go in late.

The waters were that really gorgeous, clear blue, with large creatures swimming beneath.....

what does it mean???????

[elye]

Sooooozie, meant to comment on yer frothy av........simply splendid.

Well. .. . . ....yes, wy aare royyalty of thee hyghst clybre.....therefore, it is time to start throwing in some good ol' Middle English fromme tyme to tyme........

Dear gawd.. . .can we survive it???

Patrick Swayze? Sooooze, I do hope you helped him get around the boat, maybe taking over the keel now and then.....he's such a sick man, right now. . . . . . .

If not, you need to meet up with them again this evening, and pitch in when you can. .. . ....