The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Okay, so Nikki has recruited me over here from a technical thread. How do I ease myself into such frenzied madness that is the Tickle Me thread? I have never participated in a post that lasted longer than about ten pages, so this is new, uncharted territory for me. I feel...scared...exhilarated...and under great pressure to be as silly and outright HILARIOUS as all you geniuses. You guys have become a loyal, tightly-nit family.....I feel like the new, second wife who suddenly enters the fray. I may just have to ease slowly into this....

My very first post here in Psillyville. An excellent way to rack up a post, and conserve energy.

[elye]

They looked delicious

I just could not bring myself to type this out. . . . . . . . ...

[Jestgar]

They looked delicious

:lol:

[jerseyangel]

"I may just have to ease slowly into this".......

phamous last woids or what!!

[flourgirl]

Jobs that can't be outsourced?

Wife/husband

surgeon

barn cleaner

pizzle smoker

[Jestgar]

hard to read and post both

[Jestgar]

and set up for my plate

[jerseyangel]

hard to read and post both

Every time I post, I have to backtrack to read what I missed whilst I was thinking/posting.

[elye]

THINGS THEY DO IN HELL:

1. Sudoku

2. watch Moulin Rouge

3. watch Chicago.

4. SUDOKU

5. spreadsheets

6. mennonite committee meetings

7. SUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUU

8. vacuum

In honour of our Monarch in Absentia, I offer another low-maintenace post from the past..........quite wonderful .. . ..

[Jestgar]

when i have only 3 minutes

[Jestgar]

and nothing to say

[Jestgar]

outsourced hubby sounds good

[Jestgar]

outsourced hubby sounds good

if he has a large pizzle

[elye]

Oh . . . there's Emily . . . Hi Emily

I'm going to pull an Emily . . .

Hey, everybody, I'm just popping in to tell you that I just wrote something fantabulously funny. It would have made you all roll on the floor with laughter. Tears pooring from your eyes. Oops. Lost it! Damn and it made me look thinner, too (OK, that last part was me )

[Jestgar]

outsourced hubby sounds good

if he has a large pizzle

and a hot loaf

[elye]

if he has a large pizzle

Crap, didja see POeter's Pizzle Pic? Large. . . . . . . ...man . . .. . . .

[Jestgar]

of muffin bread

[Jestgar]

feeling lonely

[WardGirl]

His Pizzle, his Deck, his ballcock, his peanuts....wait a minute, we have not seen his peanuts, have we?

Don't encourage him

[Jestgar]

gonna start singing soon

[Jestgar]

all i know is musicals

[Jestgar]

OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jestgar]

oak

la ho ma

[Darn210]

My very first post here in Psillyville. An excellent way to rack up a post, and conserve energy.

Hmmmmm . . . they (I wasn't here yet) had no idea what they were in for . . .

[Jestgar]

where the wind comes sweeping