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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Laura!


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Jestgar Rising Star
Jess, I have noticed over the years the post counter is off for the 24 hr timeframe for the day. So like now it is probably combining your posts of today with some of your's from yesterday.....if that makes sense

Not sure that makes me feel any better, since I'm only posting at work at the moment :P

Jestgar Rising Star

And NOW it says 124

clearly making it's own decisions. Is Scott's server named Hal?

happygirl Collaborator

Hi Julie!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
D'ya suppose there's something wrong with me that every situation evokes a song in my brain?

Me, too......and there's most certainly something wrong with me. Perhaps thingS....... . . .

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Me, too......and there's most certainly something wrong with me. Perhaps thingS....... . . .

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You came by it honestly. Look at yer dad.

elye Community Regular
Wow! Jess's boss buys tampons for her :o

:huh:

:lol:


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Em's really diggin into those archives :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
D'ya suppose there's something wrong with me that every situation evokes a song in my brain?

The short answer . . . yes . . . :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Thank the yeti those tampon days are over.

I had No idea how nice that would be. :D

Darn210 Enthusiast

Following the example set by Emily . . . my first post

First of all, let me say that I'm a long-time listener and a first-time caller. I'm a big fan of the show. :rolleyes:

But I have to ask . . .

There was a quote from CarlaB in this space

Tom's registered in '04 and Murph registered in '07 . . . Are you saying he registered under another name just to give you grief? And how did you discover it was Tom?

. . . and Em was obsessed wif dangling participles at the time.

Jestgar Rising Star
The short answer . . . yes . . . :lol:

at 2:40

Green12 Enthusiast

Nothing is wrong with you Jess, I like to think life is all about randomly breaking into song and dance :lol:

....er maybe there is something wrong with me.....watched too much Fame when I was younger

Jestgar Rising Star
Y M C A...

mine...

Green12 Enthusiast

Patti, how is your loaf?!?!

Jestgar Rising Star
Nothing is wrong with you Jess, I like to think life is all about randomly breaking into song and dance :lol:

....er maybe there is something wrong with me.....watched too much Fame when I was younger

I wanna learn how ta fly..............HIGH

elye Community Regular
You came by it honestly. Look at yer dad.

:lol: Yes.... . . ...'Tis true. . . . ..

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But wait! We haven't time during this three-day operation to watch ANY extraneous clips. . . . ... .

flourgirl Apprentice

OMG!! That's some load of peantuts!

Green12 Enthusiast
Nothing is wrong with you Jess, I like to think life is all about randomly breaking into song and dance :lol:

....er maybe there is something wrong with me.....watched too much Fame when I was younger

let me rephrase, life is better when one can randomly break into song and dance :lol:

elye Community Regular
Currently watching Braveheart which calls for a Kilt Joke:

Three scotswomen are walking home

at night (they are neighbors) and find

a scotsman passed out partially

under a wagon. His upper body is

under the wagon and they can't see

who he is; however, they would like to

help him get home. The first woman

looks under his kilt and says, "It's not

my husband". The second woman

looks under his kilt and says, It's not

my husband". The third woman looks

under his kilt and says, "Why he's not

even from our village!"

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
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But wait! We haven't time during this three-day operation to watch ANY extraneous clips. . . . ... .

exactly.

unfortunately no time for anything extracurricular (sp? that don't look right)

elye Community Regular

Heeeeeeelarryus. .. . . we're at page 1740. . . . . .

I'm picturing Soooozie's phace when she checks in on Sunday evening, poised to make some lengthy Royal Decrees. . . . .

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
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Mr. Magoo!!!! How kool is that? :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
D'ya suppose there's something wrong with me that every situation evokes a song in my brain?

I'm that way. Everything has a song, and there is a song about everything! I decided years ago that it's directly related to spasms in the frontal lobe :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
I'm that way. Everything has a song, and there is a song about everything! I decided years ago that it's directly related to spasms in the frontal lobe :lol:

We're spasmatics??? :blink:

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