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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Post traumatic posting syndrome? :P

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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You were posting like a madwoman yestserday! You probably have Post-post traumatic syndrome

I'm still in recovery :wacko:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I'm assuming that a great many of our number have actual things to do today

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Did you notice the guests have all gone away? I think I need lessons in how to keep a party lively and interesting.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Isn't there award or sumphin?......a medal for going above and beyond the call of duty?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I'm assuming that a great many of our number have actual things to do today

Like me....eventually I need to get some groceries.....maybe even take down the Christmas tree :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Did you notice the guests have all gone away? I think I need lessons in how to keep a party lively and interesting.

We were supposed to be interesting???? :o Whoa.........I can't handle that kind of pressure!

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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We were supposed to be interesting???? :o Whoa.........I can't handle that kind of pressure!

:lol::lol::lol::o

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Yikes! I just noticed the time!......I really should get going! We may need to let the 'ville take a rest for awhile. See ya later........

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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i'm trying to work at my books.....and am making some progress. I really, really should just concentrate on those. Maybe I'll do that and check in later. See ya when you get back from the store.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Ode to a Spelling Checker

I have a spelling checker.

It came with my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,

Your sure reel glad two no.

Its vary polished in it's weigh.

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers

Hour spelling mite decline,

And if we're lacks oar have a laps

We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare

Their are know faults with in my cite

Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me

It does knot bring a tier

My pay purrs awl due glad den

With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should bee proud

And wee mussed dew the best wee can

Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays

Such soft wear four pea seas

And why eye brake in two averse

Buy righting want too pleas.

:lol::D:lol::D:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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If we're trying to unseat Queen Suzzle, is this a psilly poo coup (coo de ta??????? Like hors devores :lol: :lol: )

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Can we have a big hand fer Leesah and Theeresah!!!!! Well done, goils! :D Kept the thread alive all aphternoon.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Jest checkin back in....seems we still got miles to go!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Maybe everybody has post-traumatic posting syndrome :lol::lol::huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay.....my....

elye Community Regular
elye
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.....sister has.......

elye Community Regular
elye
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...not ONE. .......

elye Community Regular
elye
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...but FOUR kidney stones. :(

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

yes...yes...what is it?

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

FOUR?????!!!! 4 stones?? OMG that's awful! :(

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

What are they going to be able to do for her?

elye Community Regular
elye
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So....they are operating tomorrow. They're gonna blast two of them into sand, and she can pass it that way. The other two are too far up, and in an awkward position. They will stay.

HEY!! Tareeeeeeuh and Leeeeeesah!!! You guys have had an amazing afternoon! Domestically, I am sure that things are a write-off for the day.. . . ..

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Nikerler's posting, at it's after nine for her....keep it up, Nik!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Where have all the flowers gone

Long time passing

Where have all the flowers gone

long time ago

Where have all the flowers gone

Young girls picked them

every one

When will they ever learn

When will they ever learn

Evoking memories of school - we used to sing this in assembly :D

....maybe even take down the Christmas tree :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

A girl after me own heart!!!

FOUR?????!!!! 4 stones?? OMG that's awful! :(

OUCH!!!!!!

CSI calling.....

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