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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor

.....Souzie??????.........

.....You know we loves you...........right???? :D


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Jestgar Rising Star
I think its funny that there are 10 sillies on right now-----but not Susie!

I suspect she's plotting her re-takeover

psawyer Proficient
I think its funny that there are 10 sillies on right now-----but not Susie!

She mentioned going to church. Maybe she's praying that it is all just a dream. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
.....Souzie??????.........

.....You know we loves you...........right???? :D

Seriously.

For whom else would we stay up half the night, leaving our pets to whine and our children to toast in the oven just to entertain her with the extent of our silliness when she returned?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
have four pages to read

GAWD!!! You guys were right about that li'l triangle (never used that method before :blink: )

Darn210 Enthusiast
HEY! Not only do I not see Soooozie's squiggly name down there, there's no name at all!

Guess she's started her four hours of reading .. . . . . . .

Yes, I believe she's gone to church . . . to pray for our souls?? . . . to pray for more mature friends??

Darn210 Enthusiast
GAWD!!! You guys were right about that li'l triangle (never used that method before :blink: )

Apparently, Susie hasn't either.


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Jestgar Rising Star
to pray for more mature friends??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

So many of us here for the de-throning and coronation! I did a quick re-scan of our work...quite funny! I had lots of phun you psillies! Thx! 'Tis a terriphik group to be part ov! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
For whom else would we stay up half the night, leaving our pets to whine and our children to toast in the oven just to entertain her with the extent of our silliness when she returned?

Soozle--you know we love you :D

As is wif everything we do here in Sillyville--you know we had to take this to the n-th degree! It all started as sumphin we never thought we could pull off, and then of course we phound ourselphes on quite a roll.

One thing led to another..... :unsure::lol:

elye Community Regular
I suspect she's plotting her re-takeover

Yessss... . . .a silent, bloodless but deadly coup .. . . . ..

:lol:

She mentioned going to church. Maybe she's praying that it is all just a dream.

:lol::lol:

Yes, Soooooze, if that is indeed where you are, please say a prayer for your online friends and their commitable ways. . . . . ..

:lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
One thing led to another..... :unsure::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I still don't understand why this whole thing is sooooo hysterically funny!

I haven't stopped snickering for three days :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I still don't understand why this whole thing is sooooo hysterically funny!

I haven't stopped snickering for three days :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:ME TOO!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor

I still can't believe I came on at almost the same time as Soozie!

Hubby and I rushed out this morning to Best Buy to stand in line outside (in the cold and snow <_< ) to buy a Wii with our Christmas gift card. We had just got back and I thought I'd do a real quick check-in!

curlyfries Contributor

Do you think Suze is asking for Divine Intervention to keep her from beating us to a bloody pulp? :unsure:

elye Community Regular
Do you think Suze is asking for Divine Intervention to keep her from beating us to a bloody pulp? :unsure:

Correction: From beating YOU to a bloody pulp, CurlyQueen. .. . . .....

:lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Do you think Suze is asking for Divine Intervention to keep her from beating us to a bloody pulp? :unsure:

Ummmmm . . . . :huh: . . . yes . . . . :lol:

elye Community Regular

Okay, so.......

Thanks fer askin' about my sister, Patti...! She is having surgery this afternoon, and will be home this evening. Our crippled health care system has people being discharged far too early.... :(:angry: ......so I'll go over tonight and see how she is.

The surgery goes fairly quickly, but afterwards is quite unpleasant for a week, because they put a good-sized stent way up the urethra so that the pulverized material that was the stone can easily come out. It's in there for seven days. My sister had this done once before, and tells me that you can feel this stent all the time - - kind of a dull pinching. Yuck.

Anyways, she is currentrly on morphine, quite enjoying herself.. .... :rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

I compiled a history of the Silly Crown. Our founder, Richard, was leader for 199 pages and 374 days before the modern, post-Richard era began with Beverly's assumption of the Crown by starting page 200. Until yesterday, the average reign was 31 days, with Bev's being the shortest.

Monarch ... Crowned .. Reign

----------------------------

Richard . 29-Sep-2006 . 374

Beverly . 08-Oct-2007 .. 19

Amanda .. 27-Oct-2007 .. 37

Tom ..... 03-Dec-2007 .. 32

Jess .... 04-Jan-2008 .. 26

Sarah ... 30-Jan-2008 .. 27

Tom ..... 26-Feb-2008 .. 31

Jess .... 28-Mar-2008 .. 38

Peter ... 05-May-2008 .. 29

Emily ... 03-Jun-2008 .. 31

Nikki ... 04-Jul-2008 .. 34

Susie ... 07-Aug-2008 .. 28

Janet ... 04-Sep-2008 .. 33

Erica ... 07-Oct-2008 .. 31

Jacquie . 07-Nov-2008 .. 34

Amanda .. 11-Dec-2008 .. 35

Susie ... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2

Lisa H .. 17-Jan-2009 ... ?

What does the future hold? :unsure:

elye Community Regular

OMG, POeter.....

:lol::lol::lol:

Only our Oracle would/could provide a Dynasty Table of Psillyville!

Phantastic. . ... ..

The Emilian Age.......from June 3, 2008 - July 4, 2008........

An Era of Quietude....the depths of summer. ... .

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Okay, so.......

Thanks fer askin' about my sister, Patti...! She is having surgery this afternoon, and will be home this evening. Our crippled health care system has people being discharged far too early.... :(:angry: ......so I'll go over tonight and see how she is.

The surgery goes fairly quickly, but afterwards is quite unpleasant for a week, because they put a good-sized stent way up the urethra so that the pulverized material that was the stone can easily come out. It's in there for seven days. My sister had this done once before, and tells me that you can feel this stent all the time - - kind of a dull pinching. Yuck.

Anyways, she is currentrly on morphine, quite enjoying herself.. .... :rolleyes:

This is exactly an example of something I wanted to reply to last night during all the craziness, I was thinking it but just didn't get it typed out and posted. Thanks for the update Em, I'll be thinking of your sister (sounds rather unpleasant :( ) Hope all goes smoothly for her.

It was phun watching the hockey game again last night with ya too ;) We don't get to see the Snes play that often at all so I try to catch them when they are aired on the NHL Network. They play the Avs in Feb I think, I will be watching then fo sho!!!! :D

I compiled a history of the Silly Crown. Our founder, Richard, was leader for 199 pages and 374 days before the modern, post-Richard era began with Beverly's assumption of the Crown by starting page 200. Until yesterday, the average reign was 31 days, with Bev's being the shortest.

Monarch ... Crowned .. Reign

----------------------------

Richard . 29-Sep-2006 . 374

Beverly . 08-Oct-2007 .. 19

Amanda .. 27-Oct-2007 .. 37

Tom ..... 03-Dec-2007 .. 32

Jess .... 04-Jan-2008 .. 26

Sarah ... 30-Jan-2008 .. 27

Tom ..... 26-Feb-2008 .. 31

Jess .... 28-Mar-2008 .. 38

Peter ... 05-May-2008 .. 29

Emily ... 03-Jun-2008 .. 31

Nikki ... 04-Jul-2008 .. 34

Susie ... 07-Aug-2008 .. 28

Janet ... 04-Sep-2008 .. 33

Erica ... 07-Oct-2008 .. 31

Jacquie . 07-Nov-2008 .. 34

Amanda .. 11-Dec-2008 .. 35

Susie ... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2

Lisa H .. 17-Jan-2009 ... ?

What does the future hold? :unsure:

Phascinating Phacts Peter!!!!!!

2 days :lol::lol:

LOLOLOLOLOL

I also can't stop laughing when I think over the last 2 days :lol::lol:

tom Contributor
have four pages to read - may not get to it until after church but - I AM BACK SILLIES, and

I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B)

Oh mahgaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh<*snort*> This post SO perfectly caps off the one-zie two-zie. .... :lol: :lol: :D:lol::wacko::lol: x1500 (the # of posts in a pagecentury)

:lol: :lol: :D:lol::wacko::lol:

[Who was it that, w/ downright *eery* accuracy, predicted the deposed's comment?]

:lol: :lol: :D:lol::wacko::lol:

elye Community Regular
This is exactly an example of something I wanted to reply to last night during all the craziness, I was thinking it but just didn't get it typed out and posted. Thanks for the update Em, I'll be thinking of your sister (sounds rather unpleasant :( ) Hope all goes smoothly for her.

Thanks, Joooooles! Yes, I hear you on the problem of having several vital things to post on a weekend like the one we just had.......many of them just never got off me keyboard and into a post - - so much to respond to, and then BAM, it's gone and another of phlurry of things are there. . . .. .... :rolleyes:

It was phun watching the hockey game again last night with ya too. We don't get to see the Snes play that often at all so I try to catch them when they are aired on the NHL Network. They play the Avs in Feb I think, I will be watching then fo sho!!!! :D

I LOVED that you were watching that game, Jooles....I mentioned several times last night that my Colorado buddy was watching it with us B) .....my daughter said, "Yeah....Ottawa is playing Montreal.....it can only be the Mike Fisher Factor".. .. . ..

:lol:

elye Community Regular
[Who was it that, w/ downright *eery* accuracy, predicted the deposed's comment?]

:lol::lol::D:lol::wacko::lol:

I know . .. . :lol::lol: . .. .

Joolie was Bev'd on it fairly early on, and then I suggested last night that it may very well happen.. . . . . ...

psawyer Proficient

Today we are baking. There is another loaf of GFP French bread in the machine. It will come out in two hours and twenty minutes.

After starting it, we went to work on GFP brownies. My brother made them when he hosted the family at Christmas, and they were just awesome. So we picked up the mix, and now they are cooling on the kitchen counter.

This is the bread we used to make those awesome croutons, back in Queen Amanda's second reign last weekend. We got a garlic press, so the next batch should be even better.

Hmmm, what to do next?

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