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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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You know . . . come to think of it . . .

The cat that I had passed away over 9 years ago . . .the mention of toroiseshell made me go look at the difference between tabbies and torties . . . I have come to the conclusion that she was a torbie (I did not make that up) . . . she was tabbie about the front legs and face and torti about the back and toes . . . :D . . . and apparently, her personality was a little from both.

Is this split personalities or multiples :lol:

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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I just got home form work and am busy catching up. I LUV working outside....as long as it's warm out. Just can't deal with the cold at all anymore.

Em...glad for you sister (uhn..ouch on the stent), and am sorry bout your dad. You're all in my thoughts and prayers.

Suesszy.....how's the 'I hate everything going? Going....I hope. Going....going....gone.

Cows giving birth to dudes......eeeewwwwww...gross! I hope that was water making him so wet!

Todays song stuck in my head.....Kenny Rogers and the First Edition....."Just stopped in to see what condition my condition was in"......pretty appropriate, huh? :lol:

Later.....

elye Community Regular
elye
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Holy crap....what a ridiculous day. . . . ... . !

My dad has had kidney stone episodes a couple of times in his life, as has my sister and her eldest son. So, my sister comes home from kidney-stone surgery this morning, and MY DAD GOES INTO THE SAME ER this afternoon. .. . . . .with kidney stones....!!

Gads.....good thing I wasn't working today. . . ..

So, he's in observation right now, in likely the exact same cubicle, hooked up to the exact same lines, that my sister was yesterday. ..! Incredible....and a li'l spooky, er sumfin'. . . . . ...

Man, I've heard about family support and loyalty, but c'mon, Dad. . . . ...

:rolleyes:

So, we're waiting to hear. . ......

Amanda!! How exciting, settling into yer new house. :):) Please put up a pic of Lucky in his new digs.. . . . .

Sooooozie hasn't visited as yet today? Soooze! How are you pheeling today?

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Sooooozie hasn't visited as yet today? Soooze! How are you pheeling today?

I see her reading as I post this. Hi, Susie!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I must have Suzie radar.....Two days in a row I get on while Suzie is typing her first post!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Hey all! I was hoping to hear from Suess.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

Sillies :)

I had about..........200 quotes and just ditched them all. Too hard. It took me hours to catch up, but I did.....riotous! :lol: x 5,000

You all were incredibly phunny and chatty and wackl and ribald and I"m quite sorry I missed it.

I would like to point out, however, that the first post on page 1800 is by GIA-KNIT. :o Was there some sort of earth-shifting schism again that rocked our silly world? :unsure: dunno what that's about.......posts missing!!!!!!????

There was wayyyyyyyyyy too much to comment on, I just can nae do it. No strength or stamina or energy or memory. :huh:

But - Em- keep us posted on yer dad - can't believe this has happened! Hope he's okay.

I literally forgot everything else, and will never campaign POST URGENTLY to be queen again, obviously :lol: :lol:

'night, sillies :wub:

:)

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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So, Suesszy dear...how are YOU doing? Glad you caught up on all of that important, earth shattering reading :lol::lol: lot s of nonsense in there!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Em...looks like quite the fine ultra modern surgery tool! :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I would like to point out, however, that the first post on page 1800 is by GIA-KNIT. :o Was there some sort of earth-shifting schism again that rocked our silly world? :unsure: dunno what that's about.......posts missing!!!!!!????

Hi, Soooozle. .. . . ..!!

I've got Leeeeeesa as #1 on page 1800. .. . .. are you drinkin', Sooooozee? :lol:

Cannot believe you read that entire, crazed weekend exercise. . . . . ...you mus' be drinking. . .. . .

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I would like to point out, however, that the first post on page 1800 is by GIA-KNIT. :o Was there some sort of earth-shifting schism again that rocked our silly world? :unsure: dunno what that's about.......posts missing!!!!!!????

Good to see you sweetie :)

According to my computer, I posted first, but I was quoting Janet.........maybe that's what you saw?

BTW......it was not your urgent posting that started all this :rolleyes: ....it was that you left a pack o' psillies without a ruler (Nikki doesn't count) :P ......Psillies will obviously run amok with no one to keep them under control :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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According to my computer, I posted first, but I was quoting Janet.........maybe that's what you saw?

Good thang . . . if it was me, I'd start the marathon posting again to get it over with . . . have I told you guys before that I don't like to be in charge?? I like to give my opinion and unsolicitated advice and tell you what you are doing wrong . . . but I don't want to be in charge!! :P:lol::lol:

BTW......it was not your urgent posting that started all this :rolleyes: ....it was that you left a pack o' psillies without a ruler (Nikki doesn't count) :P ......Psillies will obviously run amok with no one to keep them under control :lol:

true dat . . . like children, we are!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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BTW......it was not your urgent posting that started all this :rolleyes: ....it was that you left a pack o' psillies without a ruler (Nikki doesn't count) :P ......Psillies :lol: will obviously run amok with no one to keep them under control

:lol::lol: So true...... . . .when the cat's away. . . . .. .

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Good to see you sweetie :)

According to my computer, I posted first, but I was quoting Janet.........maybe that's what you saw?

:unsure::huh:

swear to god :lol: as I was reading through THE WHOLE ONE-HUNDRED-PLUS PAGES :wacko:

at the top of page 1800 was JANET'S EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (er, excuse me, Smack's eye) I'm not making this up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and now - when I just went back to page 1800, it WOZ Leesuh's post.........

:unsure:

what in HELL did you guys do when I was gone?

because - sumfin's not right - - I know distinctly what I saw - - because, mid-page, I was reading congrats to QUEEN LEISARGH, and was quite puzzled, as it was GIAN-KNIT's post on the top o' the page..........I SWEAR!!!!!

:lol:

Peter, tell us......

help me..............

or - is this all part of your giant conspiracy???????? many secret emails sent, about this overthrow, and further confuzzling the Soozle?

one-zie, two-zie, drive her BONKERS

:wacko:

p.s. anyone need a kitten? driving me nuts, here :( Am starting to think I'm not a cat person any more - and, this is a wonderful kitteh :(

and, I had a tortie-point Himalayan (not purebred, a $50 cat who can be seen on Facebook).........most unbelievable cat in the WORLD - she was PERFECT and - her death led me to DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as there would never be another cookster - - so I got the Stinker :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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<_<

well howdoya like THEM apples? phlurries and PHLURRIES of posts and then.......when Dingy comes back, I can't even get a response

too tired, are ya? all of youse?

you evil minions!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
well howdoya like THEM apples? phlurries and PHLURRIES of posts and then.......when Dingy comes back, I can't even get a response

too tired, are ya? all of youse?

:lol::lol:

Okay, okay, I'm here, Sooooze...... ..

Um, so. .... .. .

....Sssssssoooooooooooo..............

Gad, I said it all on the weekend.

ALL of it. Everything I had.

....Wanna read a list of the groceries I picked up this afternoon?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

♪♫♪

Who let the dogs out

ruff.......ruff.......ruff ruff........

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Oh, No, please, no more one word posts of grocery lists...... :o

If you do I swear I'll start singing again! :P

Hi Suesszy....glad to read you! Hope you're hangin' in there. Sorry your luverly Kitteh is adding stress to the craziness.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

I checked the weather online for here. A SEVERE WEATHER REPORT! We go an actual 2" of snaughw!!!! AGGGHHH and they think that THAT is severe here! :lol::lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
I checked the weather online for here. A SEVERE WEATHER REPORT! We go an actual 2" of snaughw!!!! AGGGHHH and they think that THAT is severe here! :lol::lol::lol:

People here mob the grocery stores and buy up all the milk and bread any time there's a prediction of more than a dusting of snow :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

yes, grocery, lists, anything, I am in a sea of bad thoughts :(

but - guess I'll go watch the Obama Mania - gosh, you think he'll walk on water any time soon?

:unsure:

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
Posted
walk on water any time soon?

<snort>

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Ooooh!!!!....I went to Kohl's today.....all their clearance racks were 60, 70, 80, and 90% off!!!!!!!!! I got a sweater for $10 and a pair of shorts for $3! :D I would've gotten more but had to watch my money.......didn't get a paycheck this week because of Christmas break. <_<

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I would like to point out, however, that the first post on page 1800 is by GIA-KNIT. :o Was there some sort of earth-shifting schism again that rocked our silly world? :unsure: dunno what that's about.......posts missing!!!!!!????

The Oracle is puzzled (soozzled?) by this. When I look at the top of page 1800, this post by Curly Lisa is what I see. If there were some posts marked invisible, then my view as a moderator would include them, while non-moderators would not see them. But my summary view says that there are no such posts in this topic, so we should all be seeing the same thing. The third post on 1800 is by Janet. :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

hmmmmmm.........no squigglies?????? :unsure:

......cheese.....

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