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[jerseyangel]

Julie--Sorry 'bout Ebay.....sucks big time

[elye]

Jooooles! How crazy. . . . . . .this ebay problem. Is it their mistake? I'd be right pi$$ed .. . .

My dad swears that he came out of the heavy fog of anesthetic just as the surgeon was cleaning up all the instruments and covering him up for the trip into recovery....the surgeon said gruffly, as he looked down at Dad, "That's enough out of YOU!".......

[Mtndog]

I'm such a bumblehead. Em- the reason I logged on before was to say I'm thinking of you and yer dad and sis. I hope that his surgery goes well- he sounds like a trooper and still has hi sense of humor (uhm........morphine )

Lobster pie?!?!?! Is it like a pot pie with lobster, summat like that?? Sounds good, I'll be there....can't stink anymore than salmon

It's basically lobster, butter, tarragon and some parmesan cheese and gluten-free breadcrumbs on the top. It's basically like butter pie.

Jules- Sorry about your auctions

[elye]

It's basically lobster, butter, tarragon and some parmesan cheese and gluten-free breadcrumbs on the top. It's basically like butter pie.

Oh mah gaaaawd. . . .....:drooooolphayyyyce:

Jooooles! The Sens are beating Washington 2 - 0!

And look who I found. . . . . . .:biggerdroooooolyphayyyyyyce:

http://media.canada.com/45773afa-7225-4885...d/elgin8446.webp

[jerseyangel]

My dad swears that he came out of the heavy fog of anesthetic just as the surgeon was cleaning up all the instruments and covering him up for the trip into recovery....the surgeon said gruffly, as he looked down at Dad, "That's enough out of YOU!".......

[Green12]

sucks.

I hope you don't have a lot of stuff.

Thanks you guys....well I have about 6 items that are all screwed up with this shipping calculator thing and was expecting the bidding to go way up but now I just don't see it happening

Ebay's letter to me was along the lines of, "we contract out our shipping calculator and we cannot guarantee its accuracy, blah, blah, blah.......".

Theresa, you should check out ebay (although it might get you into trouble all the tatt that is available )

My dad swears that he came out of the heavy fog of anesthetic just as the surgeon was cleaning up all the instruments and covering him up for the trip into recovery....the surgeon said gruffly, as he looked down at Dad, "That's enough out of YOU!".......

HEE!

It's basically lobster, butter, tarragon and some parmesan cheese and gluten-free breadcrumbs on the top. It's basically like butter pie.

Would you like some lobster with your butter??

Sounds YUM!

Jooooles! The Sens are beating Washington 2 - 0!

And look who I found. . . . . . .:biggerdroooooolyphayyyyyyce:

http://media.canada.com/45773afa-7225-4885...d/elgin8446.webp

To steal from Bev- SA-WEET!!!

Great picture!! What a cutie..........I read about that little guy he's holding, was it he had a terminal type of cancer?? That's what is so great about Mike Fisher, besides his talent and the fact that he is a major HUBBA HUBBA, he does so much charity work and really gives back.

TOM! Keep meaning to ask about the Mayo appt, I know there was globs/gobs (or sumthin) but all this was posted during the two day post-a-thon and I didn't catch all of it. What's the status, heard anything??

[curlyfries]

Oh oh oh Yo Yo Ma...........I'm gonna die- the man is a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So true!!!!!!!!...........SOOOO much emotion poors out when he plays.........must've gotten something in me eye whilst he was playing

Quurly Queen!!!!! Feel free to decree & proclaim!!

I decree that no ....uh........citizens of......uh......... ...........our place here.......Sillytown........shall leave until the Queen has arrived.....well......unless there is a justificatable causeation of why that person can not be presentable at that time.

It's basically lobster, butter, tarragon and some parmesan cheese and gluten-free breadcrumbs on the top. It's basically like butter pie.

I usually prefer crab legs over lobster, but that sounds absolutely fabulous! .......never heard of butter pie, though

Well, we had the TV on at school all day. I was surprised at how attentive our students were in our little classroom of learning disabilities.

I think they were in awe of the big fanfare of it all.

But ya know...........somehow I feel...........I dunno............shortchanged?..........I mean.........<sniff>...........couldn't I have gotten.....like........a party..........or a parade..........or........ at least a new dress?...........I mean.............it doesn't have to be designer made or nuffin..........

Em....keep us posted on yer dad.

Jewels.......bummer on the e-bay

Janet....take care o' dat code

Nighty nite to all me psillies.....sleep well!

[Jestgar]

My friends daughter at the fun in DC

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[curlyfries]

Wow Jess!!!!.....How cool is that!!!!

I popped back in cuz I forgot to tell Ptaum......

Somebody wants to apologize to you on his mercury fillings thread

[Green12]

But ya know...........somehow I feel...........I dunno............shortchanged?..........I mean.........<sniff>...........couldn't I have gotten.....like........a party..........or a parade..........or........ at least a new dress?...........I mean.............it doesn't have to be designer made or nuffin..........

Lisa, well you know it all happened so fast and furious...we didn't have any time to plan any festivities

Nighty night!

And yes Janet, take care of that cold!! Feel better soon

[DingoGirl]

Even post-op, lying there morphined up, he still had me larfin' . .. . .. . .. .

God Love 'im!!!!!!!!!!

They're in the freezer- who's coming???????

Catchin' the next phlight, I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Sils, um, very stressed over ebay at the moment.....there is a technical problem with the shipping calculator, my items are showing up with $30 shipping on each thing so it's driving the bidders away. I contacted eBay and they won't do anything about it. This is going to totally affect the outcome of my auctions

oh Jools HEINOUS! I am very wary of the shipping calculator method, I'm so sorry it has turned out this way for you......guess this confirms I will not use it :sadface:

Lobster <drool>

i KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :SLOBBERING:

Joooliuss....hope your ebay troubles kleer up. I still have not checked out ebay...guess it's something I need to rectify fairly soon

well I'd say so

rectify it RIGHT SOON!!!!!!!!!!!

It's basically lobster, butter, tarragon and some parmesan cheese and gluten-free breadcrumbs on the top. It's basically like butter pie.

:SWOONING AND DYING HERE:

help me - - can't tell you how good that sounds............. It actually may be causing me physical pain.........

I decree that no ....uh........citizens of......uh....... ...........our place here.......Sillytown........shall leave until the Queen has arrived.....well......unless there is a justificatable causeation of why that person can not be presentable at that time.

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this sounds EGG-ZACTLY and I mean EGGGGG-ZACKTLY like George Clooney in one of me favorite movies of all time, which I do owneth, O Brother Where Art Thou *snort*

But ya know...........somehow I feel...........I dunno............shortchanged?..........I mean.........<sniff>...........couldn't I have gotten.....like........a party..........or a parade..........or........ at least a new dress?...........I mean.............it doesn't have to be designer made or nuffin..........

oh the sad disappointment of being Queen

[jerseyangel]

My friends daughter at the fun in DC

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Great picture!!

Syracuse is me hometown!!! Do your friends have any ties to that city, Jess?

[elye]

Good morning, Gang of Sils!

I decree that no ....uh........citizens of......uh......... ...........our place here.......Sillytown........shall leave until the Queen has arrived.....well......unless there is a justificatable causeation of why that person can not be presentable at that time.

Crap, Leeeeesa, but don't you sound JUST like your newly-retired Pres. . . . . ..

Were you writin' some o' his speeches?? Uncanny. . .. . . ..

this sounds EGG-ZACTLY and I mean EGGGGG-ZACKTLY like George Clooney in one of me favorite movies of all time, which I do owneth, O Brother Where Art Thou *snort*

Soooozie!! You are the ONLY, and I mean only, person I know who shares this love of Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou? with me. My absolute FAVE musical (and I will emphasize this point for everyone - - Sooooze's fave movie is in fact a MUSICAL). Not only do most people not love it, they dislike it. SOOO well-crafted, heelarryus. . . . and the music is superb....

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Going to call the hospital now and get the update on my dad. . . . . ...

[Jestgar]

Great picture!!

Syracuse is me hometown!!! Do your friends have any ties to that city, Jess?

No. Not sure why he picked that photo as a demo. The pic is AP or Reuters or one of those and is in lots of papers... He's so proud

His daughter goes to school there and they told her to wear a yellow hood so they could spot her in the crowd on TV (which they did - she was on the phone calling them to say she was on TV ).

Hugs to M's dad

and LOVE OBWAT! (got the DVD)

[nikki-uk]

NEEEEAAAARGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<I am having one of those days >

It's groundhog day here.....no water/heating....had MASSIVE row with the girl (AKA Dolly daydream) in 'gas repairs'

Just wrote a STINKING email to the complaints dept........DEMANDED it be fixed AND compensation

<laughing at the sheer futility of that request! LOL!! >

....no harm in asking, eh?

JOOLS!!! Ebay disaster (do you want ME to email 'em, I'm up for a fight today!!!)

Hope y'all feeling in fine fettle after the inauguration celebrations

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[Mtndog]

Em- Thinking of you and yer dad and sis.

And look who I found. . . . . . .:biggerdroooooolyphayyyyyyce:

http://media.canada.com/45773afa-7225-4885...d/elgin8446.webp

WOW!!!!!!!!! I love it when Jules say HUBBA HUBBA! He is cute!

My friends daughter at the fun in DC

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SO COOL!

Soooozie!! You are the ONLY, and I mean only, person I know who shares this love of Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou? with me. My absolute FAVE musical (and I will emphasize this point for everyone - - Sooooze's fave movie is in fact a MUSICAL). Not only do most people not love it, they dislike it. SOOO well-crafted, heelarryus. . . . and the music is superb....

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Nope- count me in!!!!!!!! We own the musical (but I hate musicals!) and the celiac disease. Love that movie!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Soooozie!! You are the ONLY, and I mean only, person I know who shares this love of Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou? with me. My absolute FAVE musical (and I will emphasize this point for everyone - - Sooooze's fave movie is in fact a MUSICAL). Not only do most people not love it, they dislike it. SOOO well-crafted, heelarryus. . . . and the music is superb....

the hell you say! it is NOT a musical!!!!! There's just......music in it. And only ONE performing/dancing scene, at the Mayor's thingy at the end.........

I knows LOTS of people that love the movie em......you ain't no phreak in that area

NIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the boiler people!!!!!! what in hell? Can't they just buy you a new one?

Got nowt else - off to work in a bit - we met with a group of very wealthy philanthropists last night, me boss begged them for money - stressed me out quite a bit

I didn't say a word in the whole interchange, except for one short sentence - that'll probably ruin our chances

My kitten stinks........just is inherently stinky in its wee face........this is NOT good news - - always rubbing his widdle face onto my face and......it stinketh

[elye]

Soooozie has a kitteh that stinketh! For some reason, this concerns me......have you had him to a vet yet? May be dental issues .... . ...is it like a dead-mouse smell? 'Cause I suppose that would be okay, cats bein' cats and all .. . . ..

Does he still have a li'l phat belly?

ARE YOU GONNA KEEP 'IM???

[Darn210]

May be dental issues .... . ...is it like a dead-mouse smell? 'Cause I suppose that would be okay, cats bein' cats and all .. . . ..

Perhaps he just needs to floss that decaying dead mouse out of his teef??? . . . Psuezee, hold 'im down and floss his teefs.

Em . . . hopin all of yer (kidney) stoned family members are improving every day.

[nikki-uk]

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I must concur wiv Jewels.......HUBBA HUBBA!!!

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Well now, this is worth a look

How did I not know George could sing?? (being related to Rosemary an' all )

[DingoGirl]

Soooozie has a kitteh that stinketh! For some reason, this concerns me......have you had him to a vet yet? May be dental issues .... . ...is it like a dead-mouse smell? 'Cause I suppose that would be okay, cats bein' cats and all .. . . ..

Does he still have a li'l phat belly?

ARE YOU GONNA KEEP 'IM???

I don't know what I'm gonna do wif dis kitteh Getting him neutered soon......

the stink - it's his little head smells like wee and cat food I dunno....his teef are just fine, and he's quite healthy.......he just.........stinks to me......and you know what happens to men things that stink in my life

He loves us so, but he loves me far more than Weez, and I got him for her.....

'tis a sad topic and issue which I'm avoiding.............

Perhaps he just needs to floss that decaying dead mouse out of his teef??? . . . Psuezee, hold 'im down and floss his teefs.

I washed his little face w/ lavendar baby shampoo - no luck there

Well now, this is worth a look

How did I not know George could sing?? (being related to Rosemary an' all )

you silly It's not George singing.....Nik, have you never seen this movie? OMG - it's a re-telling of The Odyssey - - absolutely HEE-LARR-YEE-US - you have GOT to watch it wif all yer boys - - I own it and have seen it literally at least 12, 13 times - every single time I catch something new 'tis me all-time fave George Clooney movie

[elye]

Yes, let's give credit where it's due, to the great Dan Tyminski:

[elye]

the stink - it's his little head smells like wee and cat food I dunno....

Oh! So he smells like. . ... .. a cat.

[Green12]

oh Jools HEINOUS! I am very wary of the shipping calculator method, I'm so sorry it has turned out this way for you......guess this confirms I will not use it :sadface:

I have been using it for 3 or 4 years and have never had a problem before, it has always been accurate......now I know better I guess.

But what a pain, it was so easy to use in my listings. how do you determine your shipping then Susie if you don't use the shipping calculator??

Syracuse is me hometown!!!

I didn't know that Patti!

JOOLS!!! Ebay disaster (do you want ME to email 'em, I'm up for a fight today!!!)

Nikki is in a fighting mood!!!! Watch out boiler/water/heating peeps!!!!!

So sorry about all this Nik, unbelievable it has gotten to this point

WOW!!!!!!!!! I love it when Jules say HUBBA HUBBA! He is cute!

Hee hee

Perhaps he just needs to floss that decaying dead mouse out of his teef??? . . . Psuezee, hold 'im down and floss his teefs.

Janet, you crack me up!!

Soozle, the cat stinketh??

And I haven't seen this movie you are all talking about, loved how Jess called it OBWAT!! What? It's the retelling of The Odyssey???....like Homer's Odyssey? I am confoozled cause I saw the previews when the movie came out and it looked kind of like Deliverance or sumpthin .....not the time of Greek Gods and such

[flourgirl]

Hi gang!

Psuesszy....have you checked Kittehs EARS? Ear mites have a powerful shtink, and can cause some pserious distress if not treated. Just a thought.

I saw OBWAT...absloutely loved it. Thanks for the youtubes......spurred my memory so I could see/hear what you were talking about. I think I'm overdue to watch it again. Let's have a movie party and all watch it together!!!!

Remember my slinky adventure? About a month ago I slinkied down the stairs. My swollen knee has not improved....but actually pheels worse. I saw a orthopedist today....now I need an MRI (with a dye injection, yow!). He's pretty sure that I have a torn meniscus (the cartilage pad between the knee bones) and possibly tendon damage. I'm pretty bummed about the whole thing . I do not want to do surgery and all of that jazz.....I have all I can deal with without this! Guess I should just not worry about it all 'till I have to.

Hope you all are doing well......later