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elye Community Regular

Mygawd, Soooozie.....that is a horrible story. :( What a terrible thing for you to have to go through.....that woman sounds not just miserable, but insane. Only this would explain such horrid things yelled at an innocent person whom she does not know.

You're safe with us now! :wub:


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Soozie........wish we all.....with dogs.......could be there to walk past her fence and cuss her out for her yappy dogs disrupting our walk. Methinks those dogs are a reflection of their owners and Weezie senses something evil there.

jerseyangel Proficient
Soozie........wish we all.....with dogs.......could be there to walk past her fence and cuss her out for her yappy dogs disrupting our walk. Methinks those dogs are a reflection of their owners and Weezie senses something evil there.

Yeah--Allo and I would come too! He's got a pretty mean "hiss" when he gets pissed! ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Yeah--Allo and I would come too! He's got a pretty mean "hiss" when he gets pissed! ;)

:lol: :lol: Little Allo standing up to the yappy dogs!

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh Susie- I am so sorry- what wretches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Psillies!

Sunday is upon us .. . . ....

I am painting a mural for DD's bedroom, and will get going in earnest on this today.

Will visit me dad - - who remains the same, really, only with a blood infection now.....when the elderly get infections, particulary pneumonia or a UTI, they sometimes become very confused, agitated and experience hallucinations - -quite weird how this happens, and why I'm not certain, but my dad is quite distressed at times, is not sure where he is, and gets upset and angry.....exactly the opposite to what he's like when well. :(

Fortunately, any imaginary things he is seeing are not of the big spider/snake variety, just spoons and forks all over his night table, and someone who keeps bringing him in a large turkey dinner which he constantly refuses. :huh:

:(

I may take the kids in today.....we'll see. . . . . ..

Carry on! As our Pious Bishop Jess proclaimeth: Be Phruitful and Propogate! ..Er sumfin'. . . . . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast

Wow . . . talk about a be-otch!!! I could never behave that way . . . even if inside I wish I could say it.

My JoDog and the neighbor's dog (Maisy) behave this way every time they see each other and we've been living next to each other for 3 or 4 years. They run back and forth barking like maniacs and then there is some sort of secret signal between them or some predetermined number of laps and they stop and walk away from each other . . . :huh: . . . and there's no stopping them from doing it.


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Good morning, Psillies!

Sunday is upon us .. . . ....

I am painting a mural for DD's bedroom, and will get going in earnest on this today.

Will visit me dad - - who remains the same, really, only with a blood infection now.....when the elderly get infections, particulary pneumonia or a UTI, they sometimes become very confused, agitated and experience hallucinations - -quite weird how this happens, and why I'm not certain, but my dad is quite distressed at times, is not sure where he is, and gets upset and angry.....exactly the opposite to what he's like when well. :(

Fortunately, any imaginary things he is seeing are not of the big spider/snake variety, just spoons and forks all over his night table, and someone who keeps bringing him in a large turkey dinner which he constantly refuses. :huh:

:(

I may take the kids in today.....we'll see. . . . . ..

Oh Emily, sorry to hear about this development. I hope things turn around quickly. Prayers for your dad and hugs for you.

Carry on! As our Pious Bishop Jess proclaimeth: Be Phruity and Propogate! ..Er sumfin'. . . . . ..

She did not!!! :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Hugs Em.

I hope it all turns around soon.

jerseyangel Proficient

Em....your dad :(

He's in my thoughts, as are you :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Good Sunday Morn, Sills B)

Oh Em - prayers for a very fast turnaround for your beloved dad. :) Yes, a visit today would be good......

and, what's the mural subject matter? Is it that multi-million dollar Flame thing-y from the museum? Just solid blue on either side, with a solid red down the middle? :lol:

My JoDog and the neighbor's dog (Maisy) behave this way every time they see each other and we've been living next to each other for 3 or 4 years. They run back and forth barking like maniacs and then there is some sort of secret signal between them or some predetermined number of laps and they stop and walk away from each other . . . :huh: . . . and there's no stopping them from doing it.

OMG - yes, there is NO stopping it - 'tis psychotic, innate canine behavioUr :huh:

speaking of psychotic - -

my dreams last night :blink:

This is the best one - - - I can't even believe it or fathom it meself - -

Dreamed that President Obama was gay, and sleeping with a man who wore a Humpty Dumpty egg costume, with just his face showing through.......and I was the only one who knew about it.

:blink:

:huh:

:wacko:

One of my best ones ever :lol: Kept pondering it throughout the night but cannot fathom -

what does it mean?????

:lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
my dreams last night :blink:

This is the best one - - - I can't even believe it or fathom it meself - -

Dreamed that President Obama was gay, and sleeping with a man who wore a Humpty Dumpty egg costume, with just his face showing through.......and I was the only one who knew about it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How incredibly random!

elye Community Regular

Oh.....this is an incredible dream, Soooooze. :lol::lol::lol: Gawd, I must and will muse over this .. . . ..

Um, why does everyone assume that Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Nowhere in the poem does it say that he is. I mean, after a great fall, the king's men could very well be putting a MAN back together, with bone breakage, etc.

We need to ponder this, as well. . . . . .. . . . .

:huh::rolleyes:

Heading into the hospital shortly. Apparently, the blood infection seems to be finally responding to some heavy-duty antibiotics, and Dad is talking like he's an old man in the hospital, not back on the radio playing a Chinese spy or travelling salesman or Iroqois Elder.....sounds like he knows where is now, as well.

But he's weak, and will still need surgery. So things look better...! :)

Yes, this mural. . .. . ....I should paint three HUGE horizontal stripes on a twenty foot long canvas, and call it "Response to Voice of Fire - -the Way it Should have Been Painted".. ... :lol:

I am painting an enormous, tight view of a zebra's face - - right close up so it's all stripes, and you must look for a moment before you realize that it is a zebra.

Sophie is quite excited......she's into this teenage black and white stuff. 'Tis poifect. . . . .. .

jerseyangel Proficient
Dreamed that President Obama was gay, and sleeping with a man who wore a Humpty Dumpty egg costume, with just his face showing through.......and I was the only one who knew about it.

I don't quite know what to say..... :lol::lol:

I've been dreaming a lot more lately. Nothing too out there, but a lot more than I normally do :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh.....this is an incredible dream, Soooooze. Gawd, I must and will muse over this .. . . ..

Um, why does everyone assume that Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Nowhere in the poem does it say that he is. I mean, after a great fall, the king\\\'s men could very well be putting a MAN back together, with bone breakage, etc.

We need to ponder this, as well. . . . . .. . . . .

:lol: :lol:

M is quite correct - - we ass-yume HD was an egg :lol:

Well in my dream, it WOZ a man in an egg costume :blink:

And in another dream.......in Monterey, somewhere near the Naval Postgraduate School, a HUGE eruption of ancient cordless phones (the gigantic first ones that were invented) from the earth.........thousands of phones that contained sensitive, explosive and/or military information? can\\\'t remember but \\\'twas dangerous :lol:

Then a restaurant where you sat on the floor, but it wasn\\\'t Japanese.....Many beautiful fabrics and textiles were strewn throughout, but no tables :blink: Kind of manchester......

then some other ominous things I can\\\'t even describe, but almost got up in the middle of the night to write about :blink:

and also - kept dreaming that things were trying to get in my closed door.....makes sense as last night for the first time, I let Kitty Kit roam around the house all night in stead of shutting him in bathroom, and kept my door shut :lol:Evil kitteh terror lurking outside :lol:

:o has Kitteh brought evil into out house? :unsure::lol:

\\\'twere an interesting night

:lol:

EM! good news about yer dad!!!!!!! :wub:

and - LOVE the response to Voice of Fire :lol: :lol:

and giant Zebra head! we MUST see this!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:huh:

Oh PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why did my post, upon editing, suddenly show up with all these lines -----> /// everywhere?

what in hell :blink:

Mtndog Collaborator
Good morning, Psillies!

Sunday is upon us .. . . ....

I am painting a mural for DD's bedroom, and will get going in earnest on this today.

Will visit me dad - - who remains the same, really, only with a blood infection now.....when the elderly get infections, particulary pneumonia or a UTI, they sometimes become very confused, agitated and experience hallucinations - -quite weird how this happens, and why I'm not certain, but my dad is quite distressed at times, is not sure where he is, and gets upset and angry.....exactly the opposite to what he's like when well. :(

Fortunately, any imaginary things he is seeing are not of the big spider/snake variety, just spoons and forks all over his night table, and someone who keeps bringing him in a large turkey dinner which he constantly refuses. :huh:

:(

I may take the kids in today.....we'll see. . . . . ..

Carry on! As our Pious Bishop Jess proclaimeth: Be Phruitful and Propogate! ..Er sumfin'. . . . . ..

Em- the mural sounds cool!

Prayers for your dad :wub: :wub: :wub:

Dreamed that President Obama was gay, and sleeping with a man who wore a Humpty Dumpty egg costume, with just his face showing through.......and I was the only one who knew about it.

One of my best ones ever :lol: Kept pondering it throughout the night but cannot fathom -

what does it mean?????

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd say Hubba Hubba but that would be wrong on SO many levels!!!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
why did my post, upon editing, suddenly show up with all these lines -----> /// everywhere?

what in hell :blink:

Oh.....I thought it was your own wee Voice of Fire attempt. . . ..

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

GOOD EVE to ye peeps on this BURNS NIGHT

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This surely is most suited to our thread (an ode to Beaverly?) :lol:

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GAHhhh!!!!!!!!

Pzuezhee's foul mouthed neighboUrs!!!!!!!!!!! :o

MYGAWD Sooze! You did the right thing I believe ..... took the high road!!

I'm afraid I may have matched 'em wiv their profanities and told 'em to 'stuff their liittle snivelling yappy dogs ....erm :blink: somewhere dark and gloomy' :ph34r::lol:

OMGAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW Obama was just too squeaky clean!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Just Who was Humpty???????

EM!! Hope your Dad's on the road to recovery now and will be home soon! :)

elye Community Regular

Mygawd....Cockin' up our Beavers, are we this evenin'? :lol:

Just Who was Humpty???????

Well, I dunno, but I remain pretty damn sure he weren't no egg . .. . . .!

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Heading into the hospital shortly. Apparently, the blood infection seems to be finally responding to some heavy-duty antibiotics, and Dad is talking like he's an old man in the hospital, not back on the radio playing a Chinese spy or travelling salesman or Iroqois Elder.....sounds like he knows where is now, as well.

But he's weak, and will still need surgery. So things look better...! :)

We posted at about the same time and I missed this before. This is so good to hear, Em.....yer dad sounds like a real trooper and I know he's gonna keep responding well and getting better.

Green12 Enthusiast

Emily, prayers and good thoughts for your dad :wub: :wub: Hope you have a good visit with him this afternoon :)

Sooze, I am so sorry about what happened yesterday with Annie and the nasty owner of the yappy dogs :( My gawd they were just dogs being dogs for Peter's sake. That lady has a real problem, not a nice person at all, and she clearly knows nothin about dog behavior. I can understand why it really shook you up, it would me too :(

Oh and your gay Obama dream, hightly prophetic..... not literal of course, looked all the symbols up at dream dictionary :lol: .....I'm just saying ;)

GOOD EVE to ye peeps on this BURNS NIGHT

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I just saw they are making a movie about this Burns fellow and our boyfriend Gerry Butler will play him :D:wub:

I'm afraid I may have matched 'em wiv their profanities and told 'em to 'stuff their liittle snivelling yappy dogs ....erm :blink: some where dark and gloomy' :ph34r::lol:

:lol: Nik is Sassy!!!

Loved Patti's post about Allo and a pissy hiss!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

I have read 2 of the Twilight series books in 3 days (the second one is a 500+ pager and I read it all yesterday :huh: ) I can't get enough of it!!!

Can't really explain why I'm coo coo for Twilight....... I'm not necessarily obsessed with vampire stories. Anne Rice's stuff has never interested me, I was a HUGE fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer series however. I think you either identify with it for whatever reason, or you don't. I have always loved the examination of shades of gray within good vs evil thing, and finding goodness in those that do bad things (and vice versa). I would say there's a little fantasy escapism too.

Green12 Enthusiast

Phorgot to mention one more thing about the Twilight series, the author has the characters "snorting" and "snickering" as a frequent expression........makes me think of me Sillies (or me Sills) ......haven't noticed any "snackles" as of yet but will keep my eye out

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

You wanna hear a funny dream? I recently dreamed that my boyfriend's harmless Italian grandmother beat my best friend from middle school to death with a golf club and buried him under her pantry. THAT was strange.

elye Community Regular
You wanna hear a funny dream? I recently dreamed that my boyfriend's harmless Italian grandmother beat my best friend from middle school to death with a golf club and buried him under her pantry. THAT was strange.

Bunnie. . . . . . . . . ......

You've rendered us all speechless... . . .....

:lol::lol:

I think I've dreamed scary, twisting stories about Mr. Don't Bee in the last month or so. . . . . . . . (((((shudder))))). . .. . . .. . ..

Mygawd, vampires snort and cackle? Who'd a thunk? Would have guessed that their laughter is all inside, dark and secret. .. . . .. . ..

:rolleyes:

Jooles, have you seen the Twilight movie? Cannot remember if you talked about it or not.. . .. . ...DD quite liked it, but The Li'l Ripper thought it was the most ridiculous drivel he's seen in some time . .... . . . .. :lol:

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