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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sillies, did you know if you put cinnamon, walnuts and maple syrup over sliced bananas it kinda tastes like baklava? :lol: Maybe if I keep telling meselph that...... :P Tis good, though.

Going nuts here......major interest on the house today by 2 different people. I'm on emotional overload :o

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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SILLS!!!!!!!! thank you so much, he has been BUMPED from my page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Wow . . . has anyone had as many visitors in such a short amount of time . . . I even went twice . . . who knew we were all online??!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Sillies, did you know if you put cinnamon, walnuts and maple syrup over sliced bananas it kinda tastes like baklava? :lol: Maybe if I keep telling meselph that...... :P Tis good, though.

Going nuts here......major interest on the house today by 2 different people. I'm on emotional overload :o

:lol::lol:

That's great Patti!!!! When does hubby have to report in for duty?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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When does hubby have to report in for duty?

The 16th. He'll be travelling for the first 2 weeks visiting different branches so he'll be home each of those weekends, then he starts in Texas March 1.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Sooze's new armoire and cozy cozy bedroom :wub:

Sillies, did you know if you put cinnamon, walnuts and maple syrup over sliced bananas it kinda tastes like baklava? :lol: Maybe if I keep telling meselph that...... :P Tis good, though.

Going nuts here......major interest on the house today by 2 different people. I'm on emotional overload :o

Sounds delish Patti!

Exciting about the house, that would be such a load off to have the house sold.....one less worry Glad you got some serious buyers looking :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Wow!.....Patteigh's house is much coveted, and Soooozie's got a new chest! Things are looking up all around......

This is sumfin' about which you dreamed for years, isn't it, Soooze? :lol:

Hmmmmm.......unknown, hidden rooms and passageways:

The discovery of secret passageways or rooms in your dream parallels something new and/or exciting that is occurring in your waking life. It may refer to new opportunities, a new relationship, or a new attitude toward life. If you wake up before fully exploring these rooms/passageways, then it suggests that you may not know how to go about taking advantage of these opportunities or how to move forward with a relationship. Perhaps the newness and uncertainty of this discovery also makes you a little more cautious. This is a positive dream.

The new relationship wif yer Peanut, perhaps? :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Soooozie's got a new chest!

:lol: She's talked about doing just that many times :lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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The discovery of secret passageways or rooms in your dream parallels something new and/or exciting that is occurring in your waking life. It may refer to new opportunities, a new relationship, or a new attitude toward life. If you wake up before fully exploring these rooms/passageways, then it suggests that you may not know how to go about taking advantage of these opportunities or how to move forward with a relationship. Perhaps the newness and uncertainty of this discovery also makes you a little more cautious. This is a positive dream.

....This just looks like one big Blue Google ad. .... . . .. . :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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....This just looks like one big Blue Google ad. .... . . .. . :rolleyes:

That's what I thought before I read it!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mygawd....what a nail-biter of a game!! Arizona now ahead by a field goal....!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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The rooms part means that you need to take a closer look at your life.......ther are wonderful aspects to it that you have not yet discovered. The wildcats signify that you are afraid that change will disrupt the comfy and predictable life you and Weezie have. ;)

.........you do realize I'm just pulling this out of me arse.......right? :lol::lol::lol:

The discovery of secret passageways or rooms in your dream parallels something new and/or exciting that is occurring in your waking life. It may refer to new opportunities, a new relationship, or a new attitude toward life. If you wake up before fully exploring these rooms/passageways, then it suggests that you may not know how to go about taking advantage of these opportunities or how to move forward with a relationship. Perhaps the newness and uncertainty of this discovery also makes you a little more cautious. This is a positive dream.

......hmmmmm.....not too far off ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mygawd, Leeeeesa....we should be askin' you to pull everything ya got outta yer arse. . . . .... :lol:

WHAT AN EXCITING GAME!! IT'S LIKE A CFL GAME!!! :D:D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Mygawd, Leeeeesa....we should be askin' you to pull everything ya got outta yer arse. . . . .... :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: ..... :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Mygawd, Leeeeesa....we should be askin' you to pull everything ya got outta yer arse. . . . .... :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What else ya got in there?? :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

What else ya got in there?? :lol: :lol:

:lol: x 10!

Not to sound psycho or nothin, but many years ago I would occassionally 'predict' things. Then for a few years....pretty much nothing. Now that I am 1 year gluten free, things are happening again :huh:

.......hesitating to post this.....does it make me sound looney tunes?.......or just your typical wackl psilly?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Soooozie's got a new chest! ......

This is sumfin' about which you dreamed for years, isn't it, Soooze? :lol:

Look at all the money you've saved Suezee . . . you were gonna spend thousands . . . and all you needed was to get a chest on loan from Gail!!!! :lol:

Lisa!!!! OK . . . What number am I thinking of?? . . . :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:.....does it make me sound looney tunes?.......or just your typical wackl psilly?

Help me out here . . . the difference between these two things is . . . . what???? :huh: . . . :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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:lol::lol::lol:

Jyan-knit!!!.......yer crackin me up!!!!!!.......ummmmmmm....11? :lol::lol: ......................doesn't everybody? :huh:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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**************

SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very rare occurence............ 10 inches over night :huh: .......more expected!!!!

Trappped in me house :unsure::lol:

My son's tutor (Canadian) phoned this morn...'No school....there's no buses...does the whole country halt for a bit of snow???'

........um yes :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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My hair, left on it's own, is so........blah. And I don't like spending time and effort on styling it. During the worst years of my fibro, I couldn't hold me arms up that long.

THAT's fibro????

I thought it meant pain even when muscles at rest .. . .. .. ...sheeeeeeeeeeeyit I have THAT all the time .. . ..so, . ... .I have fibro??? :huh:

Frelf is the # 1,312,019 ranked last name in the United States.

:lol:

I should call to see how many nanoseconds until THEIR Flash Read-Enable Latch falling edge shows!! :lightbulboverheadface:

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How great to have another close Super Bowl!!!! :D

Nikker said Quay . .. .almost.

The word, so new to me at the time, & dare I say ....foreign, intrigued me during me short stays in Singapore.

tom Contributor
tom
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Well kraaaaapppp, had just typed out a long post and my computer got crazy and poof, it was gone :(

We're getting too much of that again. :(

Always makes me feel I'm missing out.

Theresa, what is mail merging?? Should I be doing that, merging mail? It sounds like something that is missing in my life, something I need to do....

<snackle> :D

Keep asking but did Tom get any news yet on his Mayo tests?

Ehhhhh not much. Nothing to blame for my problems. Barrett's Esophogus, hiatal hernia, goblet cells, cells downstream of where they belong & a scrip for Prilosec. Tho I don't have anywhere near the acid reflux I long ago occasionally had, maybe I do have a bit sometimes & it's usually ignored.

Ehhhh I dunno.

Yay orchards!

& cuban nachos!!! :yumificouldhave>1/4ingreds:

<havanacho!>

& lotsa houselookers!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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THAT's fibro????

I thought it meant pain even when muscles at rest .. . .. .. ...sheeeeeeeeeeeyit I have THAT all the time .. . ..so, . ... .I have fibro??? :huh:

Well, yeah....that too. And extreme fatigue. My chiropractor keeps it manageable most of the time. That and good vitamins and a high protein diet have allowed me to cope without my meds.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Morning, Gang!

My son's tutor (Canadian) phoned this morn...'No school....there's no buses...does the whole country halt for a bit of snow???'

........um yes :lol:

<_<<_< My sentiments precisely......... :lol:

Phunny, it's making big news over here, the "momentous" blizzard/snowstorm that has gripped greater London. . . . ..a FOOT of psnaough? Gads, this comes in an afternoon over here, and we wade through it, to and from work, doing our errands, making snowmen that tower up to the rooflines. .. . . . .'Tis quite ridiculous, really.....I dunno what is says about us as a nation. .. probably that we're nuts.

:rolleyes::lol:

& cuban nachos!!! :yumificouldhave>1/4ingreds:

<havanacho!>

:lol::lol: Well done, Ptaoughmnghmn!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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<_<<_< My sentiments precisely......... :lol:

Phunny, it's making big news over here, the "momentous" blizzard/snowstorm that has gripped greater London. . . . ..a FOOT of psnaough? Gads, this comes in an afternoon over here, and we wade through it, to and from work, doing our errands, making snowmen that tower up to the rooflines. .. . . . .'Tis quite ridiculous, really.....I dunno what is says about us as a nation. .. probably that we're nuts.

:rolleyes::lol:

NO EM!!!

It's not YOU that's nut's....it's us Brits that are pathetic!!! :rolleyes:

I was raring to GO this morn!!.....but where was the gritters...the snow ploughs, the public transport????........ (:unsure: wait..we don't have snow ploughs)

There's talk of no school 'til Wednesday!!!!!!!!!!

....the weird thing is I can remember as a child struggling into school with welly boots on snowy days.......putting wet through socks on the radiators (smelly-UGH!!) :lol:

I have made a snowman wiv Al, but (you must understand 'we' don't get much practice).....it is CR@P!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies

still no DSL here so another weekend without you guys. I was to a Superbowl party last night. It was a lot of fun. Now I am back at work. I do have exciting news....John and I are "trying" we wanted to wait till we got to the house and no longer at the apartment before we embarked on that journey.

Must get work done....bye sillies

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