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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

Thanks Sils....<sigh> I know it'll all be ok. it's just hard right now, being in the middle of it. You always know that this will happen sooner or later, but when the time comes, it's a killer, let me tell ya.


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elye Community Regular

Nik!! :lol::lol: The Morris Dance!!. . . .Is this, um, a real philm?? :unsure: If so, I will see this..... . .such typically British humour - - ridiculous, understated and heelarryus. Nobody does it like you guys .. . . . . . ...... B):lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Have not posted in a few days . . . I'm not phunny right now but am still reading along . . . have the most dreaded yearly apointment in an hour along wif the boob squeeze immediately after . . . hmmmm, wonder why I don't feel silly . . . :ph34r:

Hey, I've been reading about a new boobie cancer detection process called thermography. I guess it finds tumors before even mammograms can by measuring temperature fluctuations? They tried to use it in the 60's when the technology still sucked but now it works even better than mammograms, just most doctors won't suggest for fear of losing uninformed patients. Apparently it's less invasive than an ultrasound, and no squishing! That never made sense to me anyway. If you have a tumor, how is SQUISHING it going to help? Isn't that going to just spread it around?

No other options on the pap though.... sorry. Never hurt me to get a pap though, guess I'm lucky. Hope you went home and had some ice cream.

flourgirl Apprentice

My phunny contribution for the day! :lol::lol:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. (Actually, people do this all of the time :D )

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..

If you decide to try these....try not to get arrested!

flourgirl Apprentice

Must be all of you psillies who have real lives are busy doing wonderphul and happy things....I'm talkin' to mehselph again! :D:P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

15. Order a grilled cheese sandwich without the bread.


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flourgirl Apprentice
15. Order a grilled cheese sandwich without the bread.

:lol::lol: a definite addition!!! I eat breadless sandwiches all of the time....but haven't yet tried this one :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Thanks Sils....<sigh> I know it'll all be ok. it's just hard right now, being in the middle of it. You always know that this will happen sooner or later, but when the time comes, it's a killer, let me tell ya.

well buddy i'm with ya on this one. You know how close i am to this issue.

we'll be here for ya.

hi all the rest you sillies

kinda a weird day.........here in PA for me.

oh well tomorrow will be better.

judy

elye Community Regular

Joooooles!! Mike Fisher just helped the Sens pull off a win in a shootout against Buffalo!! YAY! :)

tom Contributor

Hey Sillies . .. ...not all caught up but had to relate how stupid I've been.

Like everyone, I've read dozens of times about replacing pans etc.

When I first read it, so long ago, there was no problem as I didn't cook much before gluten-free and had gotten all new pans.

<ok duh where's the problem>

But when I moved in w/ John last year, he had his prev roommate's kitchen stuff, incl a lot of great pans - that guy was an actual trained chef at some Vermont culinary school.

Somehow it never struck me to keep using only my own. :duhface:

That's worth another :whata&^%$idiotface:

I still have those pans and have been using them.

What was I thinking?? <just NOT thinking?>

Could just a molecule here & there be keeping me down w/out showing glutenous symptoms??

If I'd had obvious glutening symptoms I would've tracked it down long ago.

I can't get my hopes up too high <again> but I sure won't use them again, at least for months (they ARE really nice) & we'll see if there's any difference.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hey PHautaughmn!!!!!!!

Don't beat yourself up too much!...GADS..we've ALL done summat resulting in 'DOH' moments!! :rolleyes:

More later...off to Sven classes..haven't been ALL week as I found it preferable to sit indoors and eat chocolate :ph34r::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

You really can't be too hard on yourselph Taawwmmm (Tickle-Tawwmm). First of all, one really wouldn't think that something like pans would be harboring the little monsters....but who knows? I think you're smart to put them aside for a while. If it makes a difference, you'll know it was at least one source. celiac disease is such a tricky, sneaky condition! For meself, I kept eliminating things, more and more, probably lots of "safe" things along with the poisonous snakes. Fact is...I'm just still sick, still "healing" if that's the word. I've become so paranoid about phood. I also am still searching for answers as I've not had a "healthy" day in more than 2 years...so I keep searching/waiting/searching/trying this and that. Wish the heck there was some group of TRUE REAL-LIFE "EXPERTS who really DID know the ins and outs....but like I said...such a sneaky, tricky snake we have!

Maybe I should have just left a private message instead of posting it here....but I know that we have a great group of understanding, caring fellow travelers here!

Hang in there Tawwmm, keep on keeping on :)

elye Community Regular

Good Sunday Morning, All!

Ptaoughmghmn!! Wouldn't that be incredibly terrific. . .... . . .the pots and pans go, and the Great Fog lifts. . . ....Anything is possible, and if it were that simple you'll be hearing an uproarious WHOOOOOP! from us all....Wait, not WHOOP....I wanna quote Jooooles, but no one can do it like she: WHOOT! :rolleyes:

Sven fer me, too, Nikerler.......swimming this am. That nice chlorine smell all over me bod . .. .. ...ugh.

Carry on, Psillies! Sooooooze, we wanna Weezie-Peanut video, high-def, surround sound, in real time. .. . ..!!

elye Community Regular
Fact is...I'm just still sick, still "healing" if that's the word. I've become so paranoid about phood. I also am still searching for answers as I've not had a "healthy" day in more than 2 years...so I keep searching/waiting/searching/trying this and that.

Tareeeesuh, I must commend you....I'm so sorry about you still being sick. I'd have never known, as you are so positive, phunny and hilarious. You and Bev inspire me, as do all others who quietly deal with their illnesses and stay happy. . ....

You GO, Grrrrrrrl!! :):)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Tareeeesuh, I must commend you....I'm so sorry about you still being sick. I'd have never known, as you are so positive, phunny and hilarious. You and Bev inspire me, as do all others who quietly deal with their illnesses and stay happy. . ....

You GO, Grrrrrrrl!! :):)

agree :D

Tom, I know i improved once i went to new pots and pans. maybe it will help you too

we are little 'petri dishes' of our selves and all are different ;)

admire all you 'exercising' this am

i am going outside to meet a friend so I'm getting out ...trying once a day.

agree.....we have a lot of good role models in our little group.

guess Patti is on her way to syracuse NY

hope she has a good and safe time.

enjoy your Sundays buddies

elye Community Regular
Enjoy your Sundays buddies

You, too, Joooody! Have a great time out wif yer friend .. ....I am having dinner with my two bestest buddies this evening. My sick friend is doing well, but had her driver's licence taken away. They test people with Huntington's and other neurological diseases every year here, and she failed. :( So, she stays put more........

Jestgar Rising Star

Sorry about your friend, M. Huntington's is a truly crappy disease. I hope they figure out a way to deal with it.

I already miss Patti and Judy

:P COME BACK!! :P

I need a physicist to explain to me how I can have soooo many loads of laundry when all I do is go to work...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yes..... . .I do believe there is a connection between them . ....subtle and crossing much geography, but there. You could combine their names, and it would be quite fitting fer that kitteh - - he could be PeanutLes(s)..... .. .

Peanut-LES!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: good one M *snort*

How is your dad doing today, M?

Nik!! The Morris Dance!!. . . .Is this, um, a real philm?? If so, I will see this..... . .such typically British humour - - ridiculous, understated and heelarryus. Nobody does it like you guys .. . . . . . ......

I know, looks quite mad! :lol:

Hey, I've been reading about a new boobie cancer detection process called thermography. I guess it finds tumors before even mammograms can by measuring temperature fluctuations? They tried to use it in the 60's when the technology still sucked but now it works even better than mammograms, just most doctors won't suggest for fear of losing uninformed patients. Apparently it's less invasive than an ultrasound, and no squishing! That never made sense to me anyway. If you have a tumor, how is SQUISHING it going to help? Isn't that going to just spread it around?

interesting Bun-knee, I'll be watching for this, have breast cancer on both sides of me family......

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

that list ALWAYS makes me chortle madly!!!!!! :lol: have highlighted the ones I like the most

15. Order a grilled cheese sandwich without the bread.

OMG :lol:

well buddy i'm with ya on this one. You know how close i am to this issue.

we'll be here for ya.

hi all the rest you sillies

kinda a weird day.........here in PA for me.

oh well tomorrow will be better.

judy

JUDITH!!! glad yer gettin' out today, hope you can find a little bit of shiny-ness :)

and Padt went to Syracuse for the goodbyes...........oh gawd. :( gonna be a tough one for her........

For meself, I kept eliminating things, more and more, probably lots of "safe" things along with the poisonous snakes. Fact is...I'm just still sick, still "healing" if that's the word. I've become so paranoid about phood. I also am still searching for answers as I've not had a "healthy" day in more than 2 years...so I keep searching/waiting/searching/trying this and that. Wish the heck there was some group of TRUE REAL-LIFE "EXPERTS who really DID know the ins and outs....but like I said...such a sneaky, tricky snake we have!

Oh T, I didn't know you were still so sick, as Em has said it, you are SO funny, upbeat, and PSERIOUSLY PSILLY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

And yes, Ptaum, don't be thinkin' yer an eejit or sumfin.....we all make mistakes :( And - I HOPE that by changing pans you'll be feeling so much better.......

speaking of feeling better :wub: my gawd, you should SEE these two here - just crazy about each other - see new av They are cuddling and playing buddies :) and I could just sit and watch them all day.......

Carry on, Psillies! Sooooooze, we wanna Weezie-Peanut video, high-def, surround sound, in real time. .. . ..!!

gahhhhhh! Well, I couldn't get the videos from my camera to work, and I was going to upload those to Facebook......what in hell........must enlist help. I'll show the camera to the boys at work tomorrow -

GOOD SUNDAY MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

<------ see new av - - these two either cuddle together, or wrestle and play all day long ♥♥♥

Janie came over to see the Wee P and Annie yesterday and was mesmerized by their cuteness - she said......"gosh, you see these darling things on computer forwards and such, but here it is in real life!" :wub:

sillies - - this is wackl :lol:

Open Original Shared Link

watch until the end

elye Community Regular

Gahhh! Janie beat me to it - - I took one look at yer av, Soooooze, and I was gonna yell out, "Mygawd!! You see these photos in email forwards, groupings titled "Cutest Pics Ever to make Your Day!" . . . . ...and here it is!! Right in front of us, in our very lives!! :):) Amazing . . . . . . . . .....!!

Your best man link keeps hiccupping and doing strange things for me, Soooze. . ....it looks heeeelarryus . . . .. ...

Going to visit me dad now......he sounds good. . .. . . . ! :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nik!! :lol::lol: The Morris Dance!!. . . .Is this, um, a real philm?? :unsure: If so, I will see this..... . .such typically British humour - - ridiculous, understated and heelarryus. Nobody does it like you guys .. . . . . . ...... B):lol:

Yes it's REAL!!!

It was on the news.....it was first shown in village halls to gauge peoples reactions.............. apparently it was SO popular that it's going to the big screen! :lol:

celiac disease is such a tricky, sneaky condition! For meself, I kept eliminating things, more and more, probably lots of "safe" things along with the poisonous snakes. Fact is...I'm just still sick, still "healing" if that's the word. I've become so paranoid about phood. I also am still searching for answers as I've not had a "healthy" day in more than 2 years...so I keep searching/waiting/searching/trying this and that. Wish the heck there was some group of TRUE REAL-LIFE "EXPERTS who really DID know the ins and outs....but like I said...such a sneaky, tricky snake we have!

Maybe I should have just left a private message instead of posting it here....but I know that we have a great group of understanding, caring fellow travelers here!

Now Tel, we have a rule here.......... NO psillie has to apologise for gettin' serious from time to time ;)

Sneaky snake <_<

I need a physicist to explain to me how I can have soooo many loads of laundry when all I do is go to work...

Dear gaaaawd Jess!!!...........CAREFUL!! :o it breeds and multiplies!!!!!! <in epic proportions in me house :rolleyes: >

Janie came over to see the Wee P and Annie yesterday and was mesmerized by their cuteness - she said......"gosh, you see these darling things on computer forwards and such, but here it is in real life!" :wub:

:wub:

Janie is smitten :lol:

Open Original Shared Link

watch until the end

THAT has to be the BEST 'Best man's' speech I have EVER seen!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Judy and Em, hope you both had a good day :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
I need a physicist to explain to me how I can have soooo many loads of laundry when all I do is go to work...

What you need is a son that will wear 10 pairs of pants and 14 shirts every week . . . he does try to make up for it though, by wearing only one pair of underwear!!!

Loved the best man speech. The best best man speech that I ever heard was at me best friend's wedding . . . he wrote a song, played it on his gee-tar and sang (quite well) and it was heelarryus. It's on a video tape somewheres. I should ask to see it next time at her house. Hey Bev!! You live close to me best friend!!! Go over and ask to see the best man speech!!!

Susie, what a sweet new av!!

Patti's off to Syracuse to say goodbye :sniffyface: thank goodness for email and unlimited calling!!! ( :ph34r: I can spend hours on the phone wif me best friend in Boston)

Tawm - dishditch those pots and pans!!! Hope you see a difference.

Judy - we're here for ya. glad yer gettin out. enjoy the warm(er) weather whilst it lasts.

TreeSuh - Loved the insanity list and hope you start charmin' those snakes.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Now Tel, we have a rule here.......... NO psillie has to apologise for gettin' serious from time to time ;)

Yes, 'tis quite true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) no apologies here - -

smitten - we all are :wub: the cuteness here - I don't know if I can stand it :lol:

they complete me

*snort* :lol: :lol:

EM! did I tell you how much I love yer house and yer av???? :) my gawd, talk about some SNAUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loved the best man speech. The best best man speech that I ever heard was at me best friend's wedding . . . he wrote a song, played it on his gee-tar and sang (quite well) and it was heelarryus. It's on a video tape somewheres. I should ask to see it next time at her house. Hey Bev!! You live close to me best friend!!! Go over and ask to see the best man speech!!!

jianh-knit!!!!!!!!!! glad to see yer very silly post (and loved this paragraph, yes, by all means let's send Bevel over there to hijack the video), did they find yer silly anywheres in yer josie the other day? :unsure::lol:

mygawd - me coffee was strong this am :blink:

feeling wild and jitterish :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Hi All! Just a little pop in. Just got home from work, just the kind of day that makes me SO glad that I work outside! In March we go back to "normal" schedules...if you can call it that. Thanks to all of you for support and understanding....but then again I figgered ya would! :D Some days the only way to survive and get through it to find the positives....and as much silly as possible. I am so very grateful for all of you.....

Psuessly...just love the new Av...of course, you can see we all just love all o' yer babes! Thanks for sharing them wif us!

I think I need a little nap....just a short one, you understand....tho' what the brain WANTS to do is go play outside! Talk to y'all later...

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