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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
M-m-m.....interesting. I woulda guessed south, but what do I know :lol:

Apparently, boxers are 'south' (duh) and anything that 'gathers and binds' winds up 'north'. Makes sense......


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jerseyangel Proficient
Apparently, boxers are 'south' (duh) and anything that 'gathers and binds' winds up 'north'. Makes sense......

Yep--makes sense when you think about it.....

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Yep--makes sense when you think about it.....

Oh Lord, we're thinking WAYYYY too much about it!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
OH DEAR!!!! Poor Bevel.....shhhhhhhhhh, it twill be our little secret

And chocs thrown in with the dishwasher, whatta lucky deal

Oh so you think MOO HOO AHH HA HA!!!!!!! :lol:

Bevel!! What a gorgeous child! You look like a wee faerie princess. . .!! :wub:

OMG.....Bev and her sis, headin' fer NYC..... ....Start spreadin' the news. . . . ...♪ ♫

Oh thank you!!!!!!! Tee hee! It was my first tap dance recital.

Aren't the lyrics to that "Start spreading your legs?" Always sang that when we were teens :ph34r:

You have an appointment with Lymies? :o (singular or plural). You're going to spend an overnight with your sister and "said" Lymies? That DOES sound like TrouBle to me!!! :P

Good Lawd- one Lymie is more than enough- trust me! :lol:

Jeez! My husband's constant pharting could in actual fact be testicular purring??

Emily :lol: x 50 on testicular purring!!!!!!!!

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - suddenly my pathetic little life has turned - mildly interesting and temporarily slightly glam!!!!! I am going to dinner tonight at the restaurant where the cycling team is being fed :o alas, they will be gone by the time we get there - it's closed just for them beforehand and will open up right after. Only one table left, and we got it. What fun.

Um........I am going to try........just try........to get a whiff of Lance Armstrong. Want to see if he smells good :lol: I'll let you know. If he is actually still in the building, I will also see if I can cop a feel on his buttocks. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Would that be weird? :lol:

Now that is COOL! maybe lance will leave you a whiff :ph34r:

Anybody notice the similarities between Bevlie's bow and Open Original Shared Link?

:lol: :lol:

It really, truly IS nice to have someplace to go, and you can say WHATEVER is on your mind! No offenses intended.....and it's understood....none taken (usually). There are just SO many Kwestions that inquiring minds ponder upon.....where does one go for those answers, who does not come to Psillyville? Poor souls

True dat- so comfy here!

How in the Sam Hill did we all phind each other??? :lol: I marvel at this.....

mysterious ways.....But so glad we did! :wub: :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
Aren't the lyrics to that "Start spreading your legs?" Always sang that when we were teens :ph34r:

<snort>

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Hey Em.....I have the news on and there is President Obama in Ottawa. No swim trunks or shovel, though......suit and tie.......so he came over after his speech?

flourgirl Apprentice
:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Is it embarrassing to admit I buy underwear at Walmart :ph34r: ....they have those packages of Hanes bikinis and boy shorts that I just lurve, and cheap...er cheapah

Siiiighhgh...me too. I like the hanes comfort waste (NO elastic pinching skin or pulling nameless things out of the skin) and NO TAGS! I liked them so much I bought the male version for my Telehubby (no sculptured pouches, tho'). We're both hanes fans now :P

I rarely buy clothing (HATE clothes shopping), but when I do I check out Wally World first. I'm too Scottish to pay more than I have to. Biggest problem I have is sizes.


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elye Community Regular
Hey Em.....I have the news on and there is President Obama in Ottawa. No swim trunks or shovel, though......suit and tie.......so he came over after his speech?

Mygawd....they did not show the footage of him in my driveway?? Unbelievable.....he showed up in his pressed Armani and tie, polished oxfords....clearly NOT shovelling garb. So, I zipped Gus's coat up his back, handed him Will's snowmobile boots, directed him toward the big scoop, and saw what this president is REALLY made of. . . ....

Shovelling up a heavy Ottawa snowfall is quite telling - - Barack left me impressed.

However, I still believe that the politicians on Parliament Hill remain the best shovellers, so to speak, of all. . . . . . .. :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
I liked them so much I bought the male version for my Telehubby (no sculptured pouches, tho'). We're both hanes fans now :P

Well, Tareeeeesuh. . . . .. ...is Telehubby a Northerner?

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Apparently, boxers are 'south' (duh) and anything that 'gathers and binds' winds up 'north'. Makes sense......

Seems to me Dr. Oz once discussed the reasoning behind why some hang east and others west.............must google B) .........back later!

elye Community Regular
Seems to me Dr. Oz once discussed the reasoning behind why some hang east and others west.............must google B) .........back later!

Dear gawwwwd... .....can you imagine discussing such things at length??

<_<

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Dear gawwwwd... .....can you imagine discussing such things at length??

Now that would just be sillie :lol::PB)

flourgirl Apprentice
Well, Tareeeeesuh. . . . .. ...is Telehubby a Northerner?

:lol:

Telehubby grew up in Virgina, but lived most of his life in the Adirondacks where I had always lived. So, in a sense, yes he's a (halfbreed?) Northerner. We moved to WV to get away from the cold of the North! Not far enough south is *MY* thinking :D

curlyfries Contributor

Reesee!!!!!!........Wrong interpretation!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Ok, I have consulted with one of the 'package distribution experts', if you will. My boyfriend's a runner so he wears those spandex pants all the time. Apparently, distribution is invariably northward......

Apparently, boxers are 'south' (duh) and anything that 'gathers and binds' winds up 'north'. Makes sense......
elye Community Regular
Reesee!!!!!!........Wrong interpretation!!!!!! :lol::lol:

Ah, well............it was still fascinating hearing about Telehubby's heritage.. ...even if I was speaking about weenal distribution tendencies. . . .. . . . ..

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Well, psillies.....still googling......learning a lot about penii, but not the answer to the east west tendencies, yet.

.....and was interrupted by a phone call from DD.....which led to more penile discussion......didn't ask about her boyfriend.....don't really want to know :ph34r:

I did find this interesting, though..

Open Original Shared Link

curlyfries Contributor

......so what I have learned is that too many guys are worried that theirs is not straight, but curves east or west.....and that one testicle is usually lower than the other.....and the penis curves toward the lower one or the shorter one...conflicting interpretations of Dr. Oz's show

........or it could be because it's a magnetic dipole and it attracts towards the electrons running thru your body :huh::unsure::lol::lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Reesee!!!!!!........Wrong interpretation!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

OH GEEZ!!!!! :o Now I realize what the question was!!!! :lol: I have no idea where my brain was when I answered THAT!! You know....I haven't the faintest idea whether he's a northerner or not! :P I assume that wearing hanes he must be!!

Owhhhh Gaaaawwwwwwd <:blushingembarrassedface:>

:lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Dear gawwwwd... .....can you imagine discussing such things at length??

<_<

:lol:

But wouldn't length have some bearing on the direction? I mean, shorter could be due north...

flourgirl Apprentice
........or it could be because it's a magnetic dipole and it attracts towards the electrons running thru your body :huh::unsure::lol::lol::lol:

I understand the magnetic attraction part and the electrons running through your body (part of the attraction kinda like pheremones er sumfin.......but DI-POLE ?[/color]......monopole is bad enough without 2 (heeeeeehheeheehee :P )

Okay, getting weird(er), time fer bed!

flourgirl Apprentice
But wouldn't length have some bearing on the direction? I mean, shorter could be due north...

And...if you're a Native American.....do you point it in all four (or six depending on your beliefs and rituals) of the Cardinal Directions before use?

psawyer Proficient

Hmm, this is an intense discussion, even here. I looked in and read, but now I just think it might have been better not to be here right now. :ph34r:

A brief observation... Not up to a lengthy dissertation... Uneven, um, hanging orbs are normal, as are other items being angled slightly to one side or the other. I don't have a compass handy, but I am sitting with my back to the north wall--what does that mean?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Reesee!!!!!!........Wrong interpretation!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Just had to pipe in . . . don't we refer to this situation as a . . . LISA???!!!!!! . . . Theresa pulled a Lisa??? . . . Dropping the kids off at the pool ring any bells??

flourgirl Apprentice
Just had to pipe in . . . don't we refer to this situation as a . . . LISA???!!!!!! . . . Theresa pulled a Lisa??? . . . Dropping the kids off at the pool ring any bells??

Is this another story that I really want to hear about? Huh? Huh? I don't think this was me, anyway....doesn't ring any bells.... :rolleyes:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am heading off to bed....really

DingoGirl Enthusiast

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :o

:lol: :lol:

what have I started????

when - actually, Lauren's sighting of the weenile pouches (or lack thereof, really) on teh cycling shorts was VERY CLEARLY INDICATIVE not so much as direction of the penii, but, CONDITIONS, and most distinctly, WEATHER CONDITIONS. Whether it was cold or hot, whether things were........easily changing.......you know

:lol: :lol: :lol:

*SNORT*

<snackle>

PURRRRrrrr

gave me a guffaw :lol:

I wonder this myself. .. .....where on earth do the unpsilly go??

I know - or the Psillies who do not even KNOW they're psillies, and haven't found us yet

:lol:

But we are talking about pivotal, life-altering questions that deeply affect us all: Do most men's weenal configurations involve a northerly tendency? Does Lance Armstrong stink? What is it that neither rabbits nor horses can do? How does one form the ASL sign for poop?

THOSE answers can only be found here. . .. ..how do people get along without this resource??

OMG :lol: :lol: another good snortle

As tragic as this sounds . . . I believe that the UNpsillie are UNaware that they even need to know this information. They are oblivious to the fact that they could live happier and more fullfilled lives if they knew that not all dogs understand Spanish, that Wal-Mart now sells sculptured men's underwear (next to picture frames with Em's reject photos) and that the cabbage head lives for about 8 seconds once it's been removed from the body.

ummmmm..........yer killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! all a youse!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: x 100

How in the Sam Hill did we all phind each other??? I marvel at this.....

pseriously :lol:

Let's see I saw mentions of testicular purring, cabbages, weenal ponderings, Lance ass-grabs, ho-ing with Obama...just to name a few, and all the while Michelle and dogs are mushing on!!

Just another week in the ville of Sills

I need LAUGHS, lots and lots of them....and resuscitation by chocolate, or summat

Jules! kracking me up also :lol: Love when Jules says summat

You've come to the right place :D The wackl has been flyin' phast and phurious

oh yes, it quite has :lol:

Yep.......my DH is a runner, as well, and he has told me (when I called him at work this aft with my query) that it is ALWAYS northerly, whether wearing spandex, flannel dress pants or Levi's. NE or NW can vary, depending on he's not sure what, but rarely if ever is it due true north... . . . ..something about things needing to be a little to one side, not following the zipper, not quite so vulnerable.. . .....

So, I appear to have me answer.

But is it unanimous? Is northerly configuration the majority across social climes and cultures? Perhaps it is yet another Commonwealth phenomenon. Nik, can you query Tel on this? Jacquie, in case POeter is too reserved to let us know himself, maybe you can question him, and report back to us. . . . . ...

does it change direction with hemispherical differences? hang differently when Down Under?

:lol:

Oh Lord, we're thinking WAYYYY too much about it!!!!!

WHOT? is that possible? :lol:

and there's POETER!!!!!!!!!! and we have it STRAIGHT from teh horse's mouf!!!!!!!!! *snort*

However, I still believe that the politicians on Parliament Hill remain the best shovellers, so to speak, of all. . . . . . .. :rolleyes:

quite mad :lol:

CARRY ON WITH THE WACKL!!

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