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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
By the way . . . did you notice, you can click on Em's link in my quote!!!

Thanks, Jyagnutt...! Dunno why "copy" and "paste" suddenly don't work for me the odd time. I now suspect that it is a Commonwealth thing. . . ..

:huh::lol:

Hey Jude! Remember....to let it into your heart....then you can staaaart...to make it better :D

Brilliant, Tareeeesar!

♪ ♫ BEH-tah, BEH-tah, BEH-tah BEH-tah!!!! ♪ ♫

I think it really should be "Let US into your heart". .. .....(Us Psillies). . .. :):wub:


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Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Sills :)

Looks like y'all had a wild rager in here last night in honour of Patti's special day :lol:

I lift my glass of...........hot lemon water :blink:

CHEERS Patti!!

AND

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

To the bestest constant in the whole wide world, I hope you have a fabulous day!!

Do you have any fun plans?

Green12 Enthusiast

Oh Nikkle, I just spotted your baby pic!!!

So darling!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Hey Jude! Remember....to let it into your heart....then you can staaaart...to make it better :D

This is why I call her Judy Jude :lol::lol:

Emily, who is the adorable baby in your avatar?? And Janet, Smackl is just as cute as pie!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Chatted with my student on the book. Weird melding of worlds :ph34r: :ph34r:

I told her to go to bed :lol: :lol:

AAANNNNDDD she just called ...uummm, I just woke up...

Kid shoulda listened to me :superiorface:

Lov2BeMe Rookie

I told the witch doctor, I was in love with you

I told the witch doctor, I was in love with you

And than the witch doctor, he told me what to do

He said that

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawalla bing bang

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawalla bang bang

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawalla bing bang

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawalla bang bang

But my favorite use of this song was by the best rapper in the game Mr. Ludacris "Christopher" Bridges

Tell me if it's new or old

Tell me if it's hot or cold

Let me know if it's black and bold

Say, Ludacris, six million sold

See I ain't got no time for games

I ain't got no time for lames

How you lovin my southern slang?

Ooh, E,Walla Walla Bing Bang

So anytime you need me call

Winter, summer, spring, or fall

It doesn matter, come one, come all

Always get that stuck in my head!

Jestgar Rising Star
I told the witch doctor, I was in love with you

I told the witch doctor, I was in love with you

And than the witch doctor, he told me what to do

He said that

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawalla bing bang

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawalla bang bang

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawalla bing bang

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawalla bang bang

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Ah------------ thanks all my silly buddies.

I'm singing in me heart today :rolleyes: hey Jude.........la la la wish i could do the notes B)

ha ;) did a cut and past capture........

♪ ♫ BEH-tah, BEH-tah, BEH-tah BEH-tah!!!! ♪ ♫

I think it really should be "Let US into your heart". .. .....(Us Psillies). . .. :):wub:

Thanks. Em

Agree

let's all sing and also add the birthday day song to Pata'

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Quick!! Somebody get Suzzie a bucket!!

GAH!!!!!!!! Looks like I missed the partay last night...Soozle throwing up in a corner (HEY! That's MY job @ parties!!

...

:lol: there was no corner vomiting, you are STILL the reigning kween, Nik ;)

I missed a phlurry of party posts last eve....dunno where to begin. ...!

Havin' stew fer breakfast, Soooooze?

Just wanted to reiterate some of Soooozle's late-night drunken ramblings. . . .

..Sooooze, did you barph up some chocolate again? You were NOT eyeing any last evening, to our knowledge.. . . ...just yer magic cloves. . . ....

cloves and rice crackers. No chocolate barphing :lol: Stew for breakfast!

wait - the race is over??? she finished fifth? Dang, not bad! but - where have I been? I missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Phergot to mention....Psuessly...you really cracked me up! I so wish we could all gather in the real world. What fun we could have! ;) Or trouble...I imagine we could create lots of that :lol:

too much phun!!!!!!!! :0

Getting off to a slow start this morning.....musta been the par-tay last night :P How you feelin', Soozle?

:unsure: working from home todya, thank god......

but doing two resum

elye Community Regular

OMG. .. . ... :lol::lol: Thanks a bunch, Love2BeMe......just the song I wanna have running through me head ALL AFTERNOON. . . . ..... :rolleyes::rolleyes::wacko:

Now here is another slice o' philm fer the Annals of Psillyville. . . .

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jerseyangel Proficient
To the bestest constant in the whole wide world, I hope you have a fabulous day!!

Thanks Julie :D No plans today--unless you count laundry :lol: We're also working against time to get Matt into a house before we leave (it'll kill me to not be able to help him get settled), so I've got that going too. On the fone a lot....

Kid shoulda listened to me :superiorface:

Yep--you told her.....

cloves and rice crackers.

M-m-m.....interesting remedy :blink:

:P

Now here is another slice o' philm fer the Annals of Psillyville. . . .

Open Original Shared Link

Those hair-do's coulda used a sculptured pouch B) Just sayin...... :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
JESS - what is goign on wif this student and......why did you just wake up? :outofemoticons:

SHE just woke up. I've been up since 4 :blink:

flourgirl Apprentice

Emmmmalye....your Av! Awwwwwwwww jeeee!

That cartoon was definitely for adults only.....blatantly phallic symbols everywhere....esp. the mike flying into the holey moley! My first thought of the characters was that they were all so "Elvis-like"....not a surprise to see him emerge in the end. I can't say I have EVER wondered what female Elvis would look like <:yougottabekiddinface:>

Pahtay.....hope you can get everything squared away with no troubles....you have so much to do! We had lots to take care of with limited time with our move.....but I didn't have to worry about getting someone else settled, too. Hope it's not too stressful!

Dang! I used to love the Witchdoctor song as a kid....the chipmunk version, of course....now it's stuck securely in my head! Awww..getitouuuuuuttttt :D

jerseyangel Proficient
.....blatantly phallic symbols everywhere....esp. the mike flying into the holey moley!

:lol: True dat! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Em--such a sweet pic of S and J :D

Ther-essa, your little guy is so cute. :)

I'll have to dig up an old pic of me boys to scan.....

Green12 Enthusiast

Judy has a song in her heart :wub:

And Alzy is soon to be Paris bound?? How fab!

AAANNNNDDD she just called ...uummm, I just woke up...

Kid shoulda listened to me :superiorface:

She felt the need to let you know she was akake?? :lol:

cloves and rice crackers. No chocolate barphing :lol: Stew for breakfast!

Yummy?? :blink::lol:

Corner vomiting :lol: Another one for the Sills dictionary me thinks.

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:lol:

Yeah, I think we should all break out into I Kissed A Girl and drive Janet MAD!!

Thanks Julie :D No plans today--unless you count laundry :lol: We're also working against time to get Matt into a house before we leave (it'll kill me to not be able to help him get settled), so I've got that going too. On the fone a lot....

Laundry, on yer birfday? That's just not fair!

Hope all goes well getting Matt into a house, know this must all be very difficult. Bless your heart Patti :wub:

Em--such a sweet pic of S and J :D

Oh, I must refresh cuz I am still seeing a wittle le bebe

SO, we have a HUGE coyote issue going on here in my neck of the woods. A little backstory...... over the years urban areas have obviously expanded pushing into open areas/wildlife habitats, lots and lots of coyotes now cohabitating with large populations of people, busy crowded neighborhoods. They used to be affraid and keep to themselves, but they have adjusted and adapted to humans presence and they have no fear.

Well now, since they have no fear, they are attacking dogs when they are out walking with their owners. AND just this week there have been 4 incidents where the owners were attacked along with the dogs.

I'm skird.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Coyote???? Scary shiznit!

Ok- I must make a small rant on Paddi's day! Don't you hate when you have plans with someone and then something comes up and you must change the plans but you can't get a hold of the person cause they dont answer house or cell phones? It is one thing when you are busy but when you are napping..... Now if I dont show up and they do I'll feel bad....

another crazy day at the job- I am accountable for 200 patients-- found that out today..now thats even darker shiznit.

jerseyangel Proficient
Just got a note home from Al's school - his yr are doing a 3 day trip to Paris in June!!

Paris in June :rolleyes: Nik--you outta offer to be a chaperone :P

I'm skird.

I don't blame you :o That is a very scary situation fer you and Arnie. :(

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I'll need a couple of days :lol: but ABSINTHE and CINNAMON BREAD!!!!!!! now TAHT could just rouse me to have anuvvah party on this very day :lol:

...knew you'd cave :lol:

Thanks Julie :D No plans today--unless you count laundry :lol: We're also working against time to get Matt into a house before we leave (it'll kill me to not be able to help him get settled), so I've got that going too. On the fone a lot....

Our Paddeigh doing chores ON her birphday!!! :o

Matt's a lucky lad having PdT as his mum :wub:

Corner vomiting :lol: Another one for the Sills dictionary me thinks.

A role I am too familiar wiv Jools!! :ph34r: (*cough*...still on the wagon apres New Years Eve :rolleyes: )

JOOLEE!!! COYOTES?!?! ....OMG!..keep A-dog close!!! (glad you don't have 'outdoor' cat! :o )

M's beautiful babes!!!! (does Sophie have a wee glint in her eye as if to say 'Ha!!! I MADE him cry!!!' :lol: )

OH EM-UH-LEE!!!!....last night we were watching 'Family Guy'.....on it the family were gathered around the tv watching....'You can't do that on television'!!!

I screeched ..'that's Em's Dad!!!!!'

Tel looked at me like this ----> :huh::lol: (I later explained the phenomenon that IS Les Lye :) )

jerseyangel Proficient
OH EM-UH-LEE!!!!....last night we were watching 'Family Guy'.....on it the family were gathered around the tv watching....'You can't do that on television'!!!

That is so cool!! Which episode was it?

jerseyangel Proficient
Matt's a lucky lad having PdT as his mum :wub:

I'm the lucky one--me boys do me proud :wub::wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
That is so cool!! Which episode was it?

T'was titled Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jnr High

Chris's teacher wins the lottery and is replaced by Mrs Lockhart,(big boobies) who he immediately falls in love with.(her husband is killed by a bear) Brian takes up a position at the school as a substitute teacher and is put in charge of Buddy Cianci Junior High's remedial English course.

I LOVE this programME...it sooooo politically INCORRECT!!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I LOVE this programME...it sooooo politically INCORRECT!!!! :lol:

Tis phunny :lol:

Matt has most if not all episodes on DVD--I'll have to look fer that one.

curlyfries Contributor

OK <_< ...........the ONE night I'm not up late........and there's a par-tay! :angry:

HAPPY BURFDAY, PATTEIGH!!!!!!

I actually tried to be phirst with the Happy Birthday post, but was a day early.....thus my oops :P

PATTEIGHHHHH!!!!!!..........Did you check yer flair?

Hubby and I are holding our breath.......his place of business is tightening the bootstraps. They cut production on Thursdays and Fridays. Then they offered a buyout to anyone who would quit........11 people took it. We thought that might keep them from firing people, but no....they fired 3 people today and eliminated the afternoon shift...........scary stuff.

.....just keep me laughing, psillies.....that's all I ask. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
OK <_< ...........the ONE night I'm not up late........and there's a par-tay! :angry:

HAPPY BURFDAY, PATTEIGH!!!!!!

I actually tried to be phirst with the Happy Birthday post, but was a day early.....thus my oops :P

PATTEIGHHHHH!!!!!!..........Did you check yer flair?

Hubby and I are holding our breath.......his place of business is tightening the bootstraps. They cut production on Thursdays and Fridays. Then they offered a buyout to anyone who would quit........11 people took it. We thought that might keep them from firing people, but no....they fired 3 people today and eliminated the afternoon shift...........scary stuff.

.....just keep me laughing, psillies.....that's all I ask. :)

Too bad you missed the par-tay, Lee-saugh....it was a real rip-snorter :lol:

Ugh--I am so sorry about what happening at your husband's job. Having just been through this, I know what you guys are going through :(

Keep us posted--I will keep you both in my thoughts......and we will keep you laffing--the sillies were a lifesaver fer me, there were many days where I just came on and read and it helped so much. If you ever want to just talk, I'm here :)

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