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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
Last night- my cat got excited to see moles in the backyard--he pulled down the curtins in the kitchen window---fell into the sink with the curtins on top of dirty dishes, whilst tangled up inside them....This morning I come down to find more signs of an excited active cat and then come into the kitchen and he is sprawled out on the counter and just looking at me--like it is fine to be lounging on the counter to begin with.

The other night I made this gluten dreams vanilla cake and topped it with strawberry icing. There is about 1/2 the cake left and it was covered on the counter-he had got into that and pawed it up so I have pink paw prints on the counter tops.....The cake went into the trash....Was it a full moon or something????

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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I think Allo is getting the hang of this travelling :D He washed up and napped on and off all day in the car, and tonight he ate, drank water, checked out the room, found his litter box and nary a meow from him. Hopephully, this behavior will continue over night..... We don't need any nocturnal hyjinks.....at least of the feline variety

noctural hyjinks!!!!! guffawed last night when I read this....... :lol:

Yes, Allo, the traveler ;) jaunty cat.....

makes me larph to think - - Kitteh was just sooooooooooooo overjoyed and happy and in LOVE with us when he got here - - could not kiss me/rub my face/try to snuggle enough (I was his hero and rescuer, after all), and, remember, I was kind of annoyed with him when he got here, and could not handle his mysterious STINK? :huh:

he's becoming just ever-so-slightly less affectionate - big, "mature" teenaged boy Kitteh, full of antics.....now I am pretty sure he just sees me as the big interference for all of his ruinous fun and hyjinks <_<

:lol:

Amanda - I can't even IMAGINE leaving a cake on the counter with pink, or any kind, of icing :lol: :lol: that would be EVERYWHERE - when I made those evil brownies, had to store them in the kitteh-proof microwave......

but just love the picture of Lucky in the sink tangled with curtains and dishes :lol:

I seriously need some nocturnal hijinks, and not of the feline variety.

*snooooooort* I know, I'm with you on that :angry:

yer boss - - I think I need to come in there and......I'll have a small screaming match with him, as I do in my office with MY boss.......lightens the tension and puts them in their place, by gum

:lol:

Hey Sillies . . . past me bedtime. Got an email from Lisa that I forwarded. She needs some distraction. She needs a scarf that looks like boobs. She needs some wackl . . . so get busy forwarding those innapropriate funny bits that come in from your coworkers, family members, and friends.

send her the boob scarf - I know she wants some, also :lol:

[still catching up . .. . I think . .. .saw last few pages .. . ]

Oh ya .. .NCIS ... thought last ep not as good as many but the "Israeli" is . ..Brazilian is it? Peruvian? Nah I'll go w/ Brasil.

is she Brazillian? she was rattling off in very fast and phluent Spanish the other night....I think she is ADORABLE and do love the SEXUAL TENSION between her and Dinuzzo......that's about the only reason I watch it *snort*

WHAAAAT?!?! in March??....are you sure Phoenix isn't a 'euphemism' for Hell?!?!

Yes, and FREZNO is too <_<

How's yer man phlughue, Nik???

oops - just heard a very loud CONK - must investigate -

okay - all is well - Kitteh has an OBSESSION with the blinds - wedges his body between the slats as often as he can - gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hmm, nocturnal hijinks w' me boss. But everything would end with 'great, now could you....'

:lol:

Judith and Tea, how's the yard work coming along?

Off to museums and such....saw Jersey Boys last night........Sooooooze, you'd have walked out. It was that good. .. . . ..

:o would have stabbed myself with......a butter knife...............

sillies dunno what else.................FABULOUS spring day here with a veil of clouds over the sky.............LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! going to play with me mum today...........what should we do........I am thinking a glamorous, tasty lunch somewhere..........

.....but where.......... <_<

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
noctural hyjinks!!!!! guffawed last night when I read this....... :lol:

Yes, Allo, the traveler ;) jaunty cat.....

Judith and Tea, how's the yard work coming along?

hi Susie

had to come in b/c of the rain.

i just wish i had a better handle on this possible move to CA

I see my 30 year old garden and stuff coming up.............

go to the basement and see all the work that needs to be done...........

and go take a nap

susie

tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

it's just this 'can i do the move' thing

getting me brain all muddled up

want the warmth and sun and SON.

ALL I GET HERE ARE SOGGY LEAVES THAT SAY.......RAKE ME.........

OK JUST A WHINE ON A GLOOMY OLD RAINNY DAY.

JUDY

nikki-uk Enthusiast
he's becoming just ever-so-slightly less affectionate - big, "mature" teenaged boy Kitteh, full of antics.....now I am pretty sure he just sees me as the big interference for all of his ruinous fun and hyjinks <_<

Indeed! - as was Harry (now 'Haribo' ..Al's fave gluten-free sweet candy :rolleyes: )

He was UBER friendly and 'Oh hai! I love you!' type attitude....now very cool with the whole 'being a pet thing'

:lol: That's cats for yer!!!

OMG!! Venetian blinds and cats :rolleyes: , mine are wooden and they even have li'l feline teef marks on them from hai-jinkz

I don't know what Boris has done - but one front leg and paw is MASSIVELY swollen (one lions paw, one kitty paw :( )....he's not limping and when I felt it, he only pulled away when I touched the armpit. I think it's a bite - we'll see how it goes :rolleyes:

AMANDA's cat tales!!...and you have left over cake???? :blink: ...more self control than moi!! :lol:

How's yer man phlughue, Nik???

On the tail end now I believe!! :D

I actually plan to DO summat tomorrow!!! :lol:

hi Susie

had to come in b/c of the rain.

i just wish i had a better handle on this possible move to CA

I see my 30 year old garden and stuff coming up.............

go to the basement and see all the work that needs to be done...........

and go take a nap

susie

tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

it's just this 'can i do the move' thing

getting me brain all muddled up

want the warmth and sun and SON.

ALL I GET HERE ARE SOGGY LEAVES THAT SAY.......RAKE ME.........

OK JUST A WHINE ON A GLOOMY OLD RAINNY DAY.

JUDY

Judith!! ...are you and Jim thinking of moving???? :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
hi Susie

had to come in b/c of the rain.

i just wish i had a better handle on this possible move to CA

I see my 30 year old garden and stuff coming up.............

go to the basement and see all the work that needs to be done...........

and go take a nap

susie

tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

it's just this 'can i do the move' thing

getting me brain all muddled up

want the warmth and sun and SON.

ALL I GET HERE ARE SOGGY LEAVES THAT SAY.......RAKE ME.........

OK JUST A WHINE ON A GLOOMY OLD RAINNY DAY.

JUDY

Wait just a minute!!!! Did WE know this???? Am I forgetting things??? So it's just a possibility?? Judy, when do you know/decide??

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hi Lisa!! Howya Doin'?? (((Hugs for ya)))

Sillies, I'm groing my hair out . . . a bit . . . it's drivin' me nuts. I think I'm gonna have to get it cut . . . I can nae take it no more!!! I need to put up an av of Smackl. He's been growing his hair out since the beginning of school (August). Has had only one "trim/shape up". We're starting to get a LOT of comments. Don't know if people really think it's a hoot (that's what they tell us) or if they're thinking . . . My gawd, what kind of parents are they that let him grow his hair like that!!! I told him that his hair wouldn't grow long, it would grow big . . . which is what it's done . . . it's not in his eyes, at least. You'll see. I'll post a photo.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG sillies--- here is the professional office humor of the day---which is real!!!!

Two days ago my boss asked me to change her printer cartridge. I said sure. Then she goes on to tell me that I should know where Jane *name changed* (ditsy assistant) keeps spare cartridges...I looked at my boss funny and said we don't keep spares...At 150 a pop we don't keep spares on hand-Plus we all have different printers so its not logical-plus when your cartidge is half empty the printer tells you to order more....So I come into her office and tell her I can put one of the list for her and when Jane comes back from vacation next week she can order more. My boss looks at me and says does that mean I have to wait? :blink: in my head after the last two hellish weeks at work due to the audit prep I am thinking to myself--well I don't have the ability to just crap one out so you got to wait...def would not say those words to her--she is a very scary woman....

Yesterday morning she starts whining about the cartridge again then procedes to ask me if I am able to order supplies---no and neither is any one else. Finally we ordered one for her through our other dept on the 6th floor.

Today it came in and I took it into her office-and assembled it into the printer for her. She then tells me she wishes she had a color printer....Sillies I must tell ya at this point I am just floored....She has a huge Laser Jet color printer/fax/copy all in one whoesywhatsy. I tell her it is a color printer-no its not is her response--I know it is a color printer I installed the color cartridges on it....she looks at me oddly again.... Then I had to show her how to print in color-she had her computer to force black and white print.....

This is what I deal with everyday.....How did some people get this far in life........ believe me this is causing laughs full circle but you know if this is all you need to be a boss heck I can be president!


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Darn210 Enthusiast
This is what I deal with everyday.....How did some people get this far in life........ believe me this is causing laughs full circle but you know if this is all you need to be a boss heck I can be president!

:lol::lol: - But not yet Amanda - I believe you have to be 35!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
He's been growing his hair out since the beginning of school (August). Has had only one "trim/shape up". We're starting to get a LOT of comments. Don't know if people really think it's a hoot (that's what they tell us) or if they're thinking . . . My gawd, what kind of parents are they that let him grow his hair like that!!! I told him that his hair wouldn't grow long, it would grow big . . . which is what it's done . . . it's not in his eyes, at least. You'll see. I'll post a photo.

SNAP!!! (looking forward to any pics! :lol: )

DC (Devil child) also has nae seen the scissors since August....but he has hair as curly as mine.....he is currently sporting the BIG afro look :lol: ....doesn't give a HOOT what anyone says :rolleyes:

...How did some people get this far in life........ believe me this is causing laughs full circle but you know if this is all you need to be a boss heck I can be president!

:lol::lol: ...so true Amanda!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol::lol: - But not yet Amanda - I believe you have to be 35!!!

Well I'm READY and fit that criteria!...... wait...:unsure:....do you have to be a US resident???? :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Well I'm READY and fit that criteria!...... wait...:unsure:....do you have to be a US resident???? :lol:

You can be the first transcontinental pres!

elye Community Regular

Well, I am indeed museum-ed out. Um, call me jaded.....hey, call me old, but somehow every museum I walk into now seems exactly the same as the one before. .. ... . . ...fossils, dinos, flora and fauna evolution, primitive cultures and their tools. . . . . ..... :mellow:-_-

I need to walk into a new, exciting museum. There is a huge shoe museum not far from here (sounds about as fascinating as the neolithic flint arrow tips)... . .... . and the Hockey Hall of Fame..... .. ... .

Yawn city.....is that all this country can offer me? Crap, lookit what you can wander into whilst in Iceland:

Open Original Shared Link

:lol::o

Jooooodeeeee!! Are you moving to CA??

More gorgeous pet-love photos from Sooooozie... . . . .

Our Queen has the phloo.... :( . . . . Nik, didn't you just rid yerself of some icky thing?

Amanda! Lucky 's antics. . . .. . :lol:

Where is our Pahteigh? Mississippi bound .. . . . . .

Jestgar Rising Star
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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

yep we thinking of moving

Just didn't wantt to say anything.

Some of you know the 'funk' i've been in and some of the health issues and of course the biggie.......

not being close to our son for like 9 years.

It's just getting to me.

I need some sun, warm weather, one floor and some dirt i can dig in that's flat and not on a hill.

When you type it, it somehow makes it all more real

Changing Drs, dentists etc. all just add to the stress but in CA i felt so much better in that climate.

so .......we'll see and i'll keep you posted.

Patti is blazing the trail for me.

hope she didn't have fog all the way to Huston like she was thinking.

Guess tonight she'll be in the motel/hotel/condo/ Mark is staying in.

forget what she said it was.

will be good to hear from her when she checks in tonight.

thanks for the kind thoughts and thanks for caring.

Judy

Darn210 Enthusiast
Crap, lookit what you can wander into whilst in Iceland:

Open Original Shared Link

:o

:lol:

:unsure: . . . Ummm . . . What's the bloke in the photo doing?? . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
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Jess!!!! What's with this groupling of cockroaches and Liberace in the same "bad taste museums" list . . . not fair to the cockroaches!!!

yep we thinking of moving

Just didn't wantt to say anything.

Some of you know the 'funk' i've been in and some of the health issues and of course the biggie.......

not being close to our son for like 9 years.

It's just getting to me.

I need some sun, warm weather, one floor and some dirt i can dig in that's flat and not on a hill.

When you type it, it somehow makes it all more real

Changing Drs, dentists etc. all just add to the stress but in CA i felt so much better in that climate. <----- :D

so .......we'll see and i'll keep you posted.

Patti is blazing the trail for me.

hope she didn't have fog all the way to Huston like she was thinking.

Guess tonight she'll be in the motel/hotel/condo/ Mark is staying in.

forget what she said it was.

will be good to hear from her when she checks in tonight.

thanks for the kind thoughts and thanks for caring.

Judy

Let us know if you need us to help pick out houses . . . you know how we like to stick our noses in other people's bidness . . . but look how good of a job we did with Amanda!! :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Let us know if you need us to help pick out houses . . . you know how we like to stick our noses in other people's bidness . . . but look how good of a job we did with Amanda!! :lol:

how true 'dat'

What i need is a fork lift to pull the junk out of the house to get it ready to sell :lol:

yep, Amanda sure loves her new house.

and patti will find a great one too I just feel it

j

elye Community Regular

Holy crap... .. . . . the computer is free again. :huh: So here I am.

Got nothing to say. Just had to come on here.....because the computer is available.

Cannot believe it.

No one lining up behind me, clearing their throats, shuffling feet.. . . . ... ...

So.

A lot of weather we've been having lately .. .. . . .

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey, look what I got for Skeeter:

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'cept I got a four pack and it was $5.00 at Bed Bath and Beyond. They basically make a push up pop. I bought toppings so we could make layers . . . yum . . . :droolyphace:

She wasn't too much of an ice cream cone person before (was it because it upset her tummy?) and I'm too much of a cheapa$$ to buy the $9.00 box of gluten-free ice cream cones which had 8 cones in it (everytime we try some new prepackaged item, there's probably a better than 50% chance that she won't like it). So I've had these since Monday and she's been hounding me to do it. On Tuesday, I said we would do them on Thursday . . . so immediately upon exitting the school bus "Mom, when are we going to make the cones?" . . . Me: "Later". Everytime I walked into the kitchen . . . Skeeter: "Now?" . . . Me: "Later" . . . even Smackl noticed the nagging . . . Smackl: "Jeesh, Skeeter, can't you say anything else?" (Ummmm, he doesn't actually call her Skeeter :lol::lol: )

So . . . it's done . . . and now the new question . . . "How much longer until we can eat them?" . . . GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

I need some cheering up- Emily's link has helped me discover my new career as a PHALLOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!! I can study the phalluses of past,present and future. Make charts f growth trends :lol: People have gotten taller in the last 100 years, maybe they have gotten more phallogical :lol:

Nikkers- Sorry about your man phlugue.......did it give you a phallus? (cracking meself up here for the first tie in days!)

Suzlle- The kissers.....look at them. Gawd- makes my heart swell!!!!!!

I am in utter disbelief about Natasha Richardson- unreal. Just watched her in maid in Manhattan last week! Right before I joined the board I had a similar ski accident- going very slowly on a beginner trail. When I fell, I heard a snap but figured nuttin cause me neck always cracks. Waited ten days to go to the ER (symptoms got progressively worse). It was my neck but I can't tell you how many nurses attacked me with don't EVER wait to go to the ER if you hurt your head or neck. Poor Liam Neeson.

Allo and PadT n the road (oh no.... Willie Nelson just popped into me head "On the road again, going places that I've never been"....... Be safe!

Oh--I ran out of phood! :P (bad, bad Celiac!).....all I had left was some bread, Enjoy Life cookies and Stax chips. So we went to the grocery store near here and bought OM pre-cooked bacon, lettuce and a tomato and made BLT's in the room wif me toaster and the microwave. Pretty darn (sorry Jan-it) good, I have to say :D

Yum- road BLT's! Good thinking!

Well, since no one's silly, I'll post a little whiny rant.

My Boss has been SSOOOOOOO annoying.

I seriously need some nocturnal hijinks, and not of the feline variety. :angry:

Jess- Your whole post :lol: You could perhaps hijinks in Iceland! :lol:

hmm, nocturnal hijinks w' me boss. But everything would end with 'great, now could you....' :o:P

The nerve!!!!!!

Lisa (((((HUGS)))))))))

Janet- Oh, hair growing high jinx! Kurt has long hair, I'm growing mine out. Just DO it!

Amanda- :lol:

Nik- Our first intercontinental Prez! SA-WEET!

And Judy might be CA bound? Oh Judy- you'll love it! I miss it!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

it's just this 'can i do the move' thing

:o:o:o

Well I'm glad gianknit asked because I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT JUDITH MOVING TO CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

JUDITH!!!!!!!!! Temecula? all I know about it is that over two-thirds of their grapes (wine grapes) were decimated by the dreaded glassy-winged sharp shooter many years ago. that is SERIOUSLY all I know but.....IT"S IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!! IT"S NEAR JASON!!!!!!!!!!!

what ya waiting for!!!!!!?????????????????????

:)

and - you felt so much better here? dry, sunny clime down there......if they grow grapes, then it's warm........lots of sun.............

do it Judith.......

DOOOOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was UBER friendly and 'Oh hai! I love you!' type attitude....now very cool with the whole 'being a pet thing'

:lol: it is OH HAI!!!!! CAN I KISS YOU??????? ALL THE TIME until they grow up a bit, those devils :wub:

Wait just a minute!!!! Did WE know this???? Am I forgetting things??? So it's just a possibility?? Judy, when do you know/decide??

glad it weren't just me

we'll need a pic of Smackl's hair tout sweet, gianknit

Today it came in and I took it into her office-and assembled it into the printer for her. She then tells me she wishes she had a color printer....Sillies I must tell ya at this point I am just floored....She has a huge Laser Jet color printer/fax/copy all in one whoesywhatsy. I tell her it is a color printer-no its not is her response--I know it is a color printer I installed the color cartridges on it....she looks at me oddly again.... Then I had to show her how to print in color-she had her computer to force black and white print.....

This is what I deal with everyday.....How did some people get this far in life........ believe me this is causing laughs full circle but you know if this is all you need to be a boss heck I can be president!

Just LOVE This story Amanda :lol: x 10

Well I'm READY and fit that criteria!...... wait...:unsure:....do you have to be a US resident????

NO!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicola fer president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yawn city.....is that all this country can offer me? Crap, lookit what you can wander into whilst in Iceland:

:o

:lol: :lol: x 20

PHALLUS MUSEUM!!!!!!!!!! wif pizzles and stuff!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi M :P

gian-knet - - quite intrigued wif yer popsicle things - let us know how they turn out - am jealous.......want ice cream badly.......waistline protests <_<

I need some cheering up- Emily's link has helped me discover my new career as a PHALLOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!! I can study the phalluses of past,present and future. Make charts f growth trends :lol: People have gotten taller in the last 100 years, maybe they have gotten more phallogical :lol:

our Bevel, a PHALLOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect!

Bevel, not feeling so well today? aw, sending love and hugs........

Wonder where Paddeigh is now? and that posh traveler Allo Kitteh????

Haven't heard from Jules, have we.........

LISARGH was reading along earlier today, but did nae post?

well sills - must walk the Weez.............

more later :)

Mtndog Collaborator

JUDITH- HOLY Temecula- I missed the town name. Oh..so beautiful! I spent a semester at San Diego State ( we used to have an exchange program with them- more like a beach exchange!). I went up to Callaway Vineyards in Temecula for a day with a group of friends and it was MAGICAL.

We got wine, cheese and crackers (pre-gluten-free) and climbed up a very green hill and had a 6 hour picnic! By the end the two guys with us were streaking through the hillsides (mind you, I was 19 at the time!). It was one of my favorite memories!

Yes- Bevel is a wee bit sad. saw my PCP today and she thinks I might have Addison's Disease (autoimmune adrenal insufficiency- great!) :( JFK had it so at least I'm in good company!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Yes- Bevel is a wee bit sad. saw my PCP today and she thinks I might have Addison's Disease (autoimmune adrenal insufficiency- great!) :( JFK had it so at least I'm in good company!

Good God Bev. This can't be real

i read you were haveing a bad day

thanks for sharing.

Seems alot of us are keeping things all bottled up inside these days

our silly thread ain't that silly .........but as the song goes........'there are seasons for all things'

i love you Bevie.

Let's pray he's right

will write more later about CA

Right now just sad about our Bev news....Bev is this in addition to Lymes?????

prayers are yours for the nigth along with Nat and Lisa.

love you honey bunny

Judy

flourgirl Apprentice

Just a quickee pop in to say hello! Been enjoying the heck out of our weather....and I'll pay for it for days......worth it tho' :P Now we'll be back to more "seasonal temps"....can't wait fer summer B)

Manda....as the saying goes......those who can, do. Those who can't become supervisors! :lol: Makes you wonder sometimes....just how the incompetents get where they do.....and oh, they do!

Love the kitteh hijinks! Once had a cat who loved bread, of all things. Sneakers......(his name) would tear open the wrappers if I was foolish enough to leave it out..and chew away! When I was young, we had a cat who LOVED gum! He'd fish it out of my sisters pocketbook.

Hi Jude! I've found that the very hardest part of moving was leaving my gardens behind. I survived selling my house....my furniture and my junk.... but the gardens killed me. (I DID, however, bring along buckets of irises, peonies and other assorted bulbs <snickerbehindmyhandface>) I think I miss my gardens as much as I miss my family members (just don't tell)

I'll play catch up again tomorrow. Later

flourgirl Apprentice

Bev-really.....Ill keep you in my prayers, too. Right along with Lees-suh and her family, and so many others! Better days are coming, please hold on to that.

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      @SamAlvi, It's common with anemia to have a lower tTg IgA antibodies than DGP IgG ones, but your high DGP IgG scores still point to Celiac disease.   Since a gluten challenge would pose further health damage, you may want to ask for a DNA test to see if you have any of the commonly known genes for Celiac disease.  Though having the genes for Celiac is not diagnostic in and of itself, taken with the antibody tests, the anemia and your reaction to gluten, it may be a confirmation you have Celiac disease.   Do discuss Gastrointestinal Beriberi with your doctors.  In Celiac disease, Gastrointestinal Beriberi is frequently overlooked by doctors.  The digestive system can be affected by localized Thiamine deficiency which causes symptoms consistent with yours.  Correction of nutritional deficiencies quickly is beneficial.  Benfotiamine, a form of thiamine, helps improve intestinal health.  All eight B vitamins, including Thiamine (Benfotiamine), should be supplemented because they all work together.   The B vitamins are needed in addition to iron to correct anemia.   Hope this helps!  Keep us posted on your progress!
    • trents
      Currently, there are no tests for NCGS. Celiac disease must first be ruled out and we do have testing for celiac disease. There are two primary test modalities for diagnosing celiac disease. One involves checking for antibodies in the blood. For the person with celiac disease, when gluten is ingested, it produces an autoimmune response in the lining of the small bowel which generates specific kinds of antibodies. Some people are IGA deficient and such that the IGA antibody tests done for celiac disease will have skewed results and cannot be trusted. In that case, there are IGG tests that can be ordered though, they aren't quite as specific for celiac disease as the IGA tests. But the possibility of IGA deficiency is why a "total IGA" test should always be ordered along with the TTG-IGA. The other modality is an endoscopy (scoping of the upper GI track) with a biopsy of the small bowel lining. The aforementioned autoimmune response produces inflammation in the small bowel lining which, over time, damages the structure of the lining. The biopsy is sent to a lab and microscopically analyzed for signs of this damage. If the damage is severe enough, it can often be spotted during the scoping itself. The endoscopy/biopsy is used as confirmation when the antibody results are positive, since there is a small chance that elevated antibody test scores can be caused by things other than celiac disease, particularly when the antibody test numbers are not particularly high. If the antibody test numbers are 10x normal or higher, physicians will sometimes declare an official diagnosis of celiac disease without an endoscopy/biopsy, particularly in the U.K. Some practitioners use stool tests to detect celiac disease but this modality is not widely recognized in the medical community as valid. Both celiac testing modalities outlined above require that you have been consuming generous amounts of gluten for weeks/months ahead of time. Many people make the mistake of experimenting with the gluten free diet or even reducing their gluten intake prior to testing. By doing so, they invalidate the testing because antibodies stop being produced, disappear from the blood and the lining of the small bowel begins to heal. So, then they are stuck in no man's land, wondering if they have celiac disease or NCGS. To resume gluten consumption, i.e., to undertake a "gluten challenge" is out of the question because their reaction to gluten is so strong that it would endanger their health. The lining of the small bowel is the place where all of the nutrition in the food we consume is absorbed. This lining is made up of billions of microscopically tiny fingerlike projections that create a tremendous nutrient absorption surface area. The inflammation caused by celiac disease wears down these fingers and greatly reduces the surface area needed for nutrient absorption. Thus, people with celiac disease often develop iron deficiency anemia and a host of other vitamin and mineral deficiencies. It is likely that many more people who have issues with gluten suffer from NCGS than from celiac disease. We actually know much more about the mechanism of celiac disease than we do about NCGS but some experts believe NCGS can transition into celiac disease.
    • SamAlvi
      Thank you for the clarification and for taking the time to explain the terminology so clearly. I really appreciate your insight, especially the distinction between celiac disease and NCGS and how anemia can point more toward celiac. This was very helpful for me.
    • Jsingh
      Hi,  My 7 year daughter has complained of this in the past, which I thought were part of her glutening symptom, but more recently I have come to figure out it's part of her histamine overload symptom. This one symptom was part of her broader profile, which included irritability, extreme hunger, confusion, post-nasal drip. You might want to look up "histamine intolerance". I wish I had known of this at the time of her diagnosis, life would have been much easier.  I hope you are able to figure out. 
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