Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):
  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Sounds fanf*c*in*tastic!!

what she said!!!!


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
jerseyangel Proficient
Get it?? . . . huh? . . . did you get that?? my joke?? See, I used chicken and coop so it's a joke!! Get it now?? . . . um . . . :unsure: . . .

:lol: Jan-it!!

Went to the Dr's yesterday-got a pretty bad infection, but my throat is swollen and red (never bothered me so I had no idea) and an ear infection which also hadn't bothered me.

Wow--you really had stuff brewin' in there :( Hope the Biaxin kicks right in :)

I suppose I'll be expected to work again at work today.

The noive <_<

WELL. Big plans are afoot.. . . .. ...

Oh Em--this sounds lovely!! :D 60 years! :rolleyes:

Oh yeah--you're gonna find some pretty interesting things in the ole' ho tub after this fete! :P

Rule #1 inTexas--do not open yer windows and go back to sleep. :o I did, to take advantage of the early morning cool breeze and was awakened by torrential rain that was pouring in onto the carpet :angry: Got that all sopped up and have the A/C on to help dry it all out.

It just rains all of a sudden for a few minutes and stops :huh::o No rhyme or reason to it......

Got me hair trimmed--what a relaxing experience. Esteban gave me a massage/hairwash/condition and then a cut. He does the dry (Deva) cut, but did mine the regular way and I like it. Kinda shaggy and casual B)

I brought my own products, and he mixed my two style products--one a gel and the other a cream--and the result was better than either one alone. I love him :wub:

Was going to walk around town for a while and windowshop, but it looked like rain again, so I came home.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Afternoon peeps........... the tv man has been (small thumbs)

Unfortunately it needs a new 'mother board' :blink: <NOT to be confused with a 'mother f****n' board'>

We must wait....and buy a magnifying glass for the portable 'til the part arrives :rolleyes:

Meanwhile had lunch with Barack whilst he's in town for the G20 summit ;)

Sounds fanf*c*in*tastic!!

YEah!!! HIP HIP HOORAY for Mr and Mrs Lye!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda!...pheel better soon!!!

Patti's Texan wevah :lol:

Esteban :wub::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Unfortunately it needs a new 'mother board' :blink: <NOT to be confused with a 'mother f****n' board'>

:lol::lol::lol:

Yer whole post cracked me up, Nik :D

TV repairman wif small thumbs....pitiphul....

Jestgar Rising Star
<NOT to be confused with a 'mother f****n' board'>

wait till you see what they cost...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Unfortunately it needs a new 'mother board' :blink: <NOT to be confused with a 'mother f****n' board'>

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm pretty sure those aren't mutually exclusive!!

Amanda, I think yer right to try a different antibiotic . . . hope it kicks yer infection's arse!!

Patti . . . :lol: . . . well, Esteban sounds like someone you should get all :wub:'y over.

Emily . . . happy 60th to the parental units . . . I predict dentures, crutch/cane/walker tips, eye glasses, and hearing aids at the bottom of the ho' tub . . . Keep an eye on 'em. Don't let them put a case of Efferdent in just to make bubbles!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: Efferdent :lol:

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



elye Community Regular
Emily . . . happy 60th to the parental units . . . I predict dentures, crutch/cane/walker tips, eye glasses, and hearing aids at the bottom of the ho' tub . . . Keep an eye on 'em. Don't let them put a case of Efferdent in just to make bubbles!!!

OMG.....An octogenarian orgy could be breakin' out. . . . .......watch me run screaming. . . . . ....

Man, I'd LOVE it if these octogenarians crashed one o' me parties:

Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient
Man, I'd LOVE it if these octogenarians crashed one o' me parties:

Open Original Shared Link

Aw-w-w....bless their 'earts! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
wait till you see what they cost...

AHA!!!.... got me a 5 year extended warran-tea :D :smugface:

OMG.....An octogenarian orgy could be breakin' out. . . . .......watch me run screaming. . . . . ....

Man, I'd LOVE it if these octogenarians crashed one o' me parties:

Open Original Shared Link

I LOVE these guys!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
AHA!!!.... got me a 5 year extended warran-tea :D :smugface:

A smart cookie, our Nik ;):D

Now....warran-tea--is that the "Earl Gray Warranty"??? :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

There is a SERIOUS lack of silly here, so I'll tell someone else's story.

Guy at work came in. Started talking about spending Saturday night at the bar watching some sports game and drinking. Game over. Our side won (I'm thinking it was some university game).

He leaves the bar, out on the sidewalk getting ready to get on his bike. Random stranger comes out of the bar, says HEY! WHERE'D'YA GET THA HAT? I'LL BUY I'FROM'YA. HOW MUSH?? I'LL GIVE YA MY PANTS! Work friend says 'le'me try 'em on'. RS strips down, hands over his pants, WF puts them on, says 'OK'. Hands over the hat and rides off in his new pants.

I wish I knew the next part of the semi-clothed random stranger's story...

Jestgar Rising Star
Guy at work came in.

Same guy that declared the source plates couldn't be called "Mother plates" because that was sexist, they must be known as "MotherFather plates, to incorporate both sexes. MotherFather is WAY too long to write on a plate, so they're all called "MotherF" plates...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Guy at work came in. Started talking about spending Saturday night at the bar watching some sports game and drinking. Game over. Our side won (I'm thinking it was some university game).

He leaves the bar, out on the sidewalk getting ready to get on his bike. Random stranger comes out of the bar, says HEY! WHERE'D'YA GET THA HAT? I'LL BUY I'FROM'YA. HOW MUSH?? I'LL GIVE YA MY PANTS! Work friend says 'le'me try 'em on'. RS strips down, hands over his pants, WF puts them on, says 'OK'. Hands over the hat and rides off in his new pants.

I wish I knew the next part of the semi-clothed random stranger's story...

Same guy that declared the source plates couldn't be called "Mother plates" because that was sexist, they must be known as "MotherFather plates, to incorporate both sexes. MotherFather is WAY too long to write on a plate, so they're all called "MotherF" plates...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

is she SO lying on this?

Geoss? are you tellin da troof here? :lol:

and.........um............drinking the wine juice from the crockpot......would that be vin au boeuf? :gag:

Sillies - - -I was squiggly for soooooooooo long - - realized I'd signed on to post and then walked away - forEVER - - - :lol:

had many phone calls and chats and.......drank some wine and.......started weeding/digging/rearranging, and then corralling my pets in the garden :wub: (my favorite thing)

everything was funny :lol: only, I can't remember it all!!!!!!!!!!!!

am no longer allowed to visit c.com (or ANY freaking sites) at work :angry:

some stinkin' security breach and hackers/spammers to our volunteers :HARRUMPH:

and now.........how can I be expected to remember everything?

Em - happy anniversary to yer parents!!!!!!!! I've booked a flight - see you at yer party (p'raps *I* will be the thing found at the bottom of the ho'tub at the end :huh:)

PadT drivin' 'round Texas!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Gyaknit's Smackl wif new 'do - we MUST see this :)

Amanda!!!!!!!!!! what in hell is going on?

Jools - snaugh and then spring and then SNAUGH? :blink: Or was it........spring then SNAUGH and then spring again? :lol:

Nik - - loved everything you wrote :lol: thank GAWD fer the extended warran-teas ;)

mother f-****er Board and small thumbs :lol: :lol:

Oh! :o my Kitteh is WILD - must see what he is up to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more later -

nikki-uk Enthusiast

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Geoss? are you tellin da troof here? :lol:

My thoughts exactly!! ..an early April fools!! :lol:

am no longer allowed to visit c.com (or ANY freaking sites) at work :angry:

WHAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! <_<

Completely unacceptable working conditions!! :angry:

(p'raps *I* will be the thing found at the bottom of the ho'tub at the end :huh:)

*Snooort* :lol:

GOOD MORNING PEEPS!!!!!!!!

Many chores to do....back later.........

Jestgar Rising Star
Em - happy anniversary to yer parents!!!!!!!! I've booked a flight - see you at yer party (p'raps *I* will be the thing found at the bottom of the ho'tub at the end :huh:)

:lol: :lol:

Troof on both my stories (well, the pants one was second hand, but i believe him)

Cheery mornin' to y'all :D

elye Community Regular

Jess! That sounds like a terrific April Fool's trick story.....but you never know 'round here. . . . . . :huh::lol:

No Psillyville at work, Sooooze? Ya'd best quit - - quite intolerable, and I would complain.

Funeral this morning....and it's a bit rainy. Quite fitting.

Hey. What if it's just a Grand April Fool's prank? What if the old codger didn't really die??

:huh:

:o

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy April Fools Day Sillies

a very dreary morning here. John has an ultrsound scheduled @ 9. They believe his gall bladder has gone bad. He had a PE on Monday and when the DR felt around John was jumping off the table. So keep your fingers all crossed. I really want some answers today. We have postponed our mothers-day FL trip in case he would need to have something done. We figure it would be easier to go in June.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Happy April Fools Day Sillies

a very dreary morning here. John has an ultrsound scheduled @ 9. They believe his gall bladder has gone bad. He had a PE on Monday and when the DR felt around John was jumping off the table. So keep your fingers all crossed. I really want some answers today. We have postponed our mothers-day FL trip in case he would need to have something done. We figure it would be easier to go in June.

hi all

I've been reading along

just not much to contibute.

Amanda, I've been worried about John

hope you get some answers today

sorry you had to postpone your trip with your mom.

keep us posted

love to all

Judy

Jestgar Rising Star

Nik! Don't go to the bank!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Funeral this morning....and it's a bit rainy. Quite fitting.

Must be the season......I went to one Monday <_<

Nik! Don't go to the bank!

Got no money!!! <also, not my bank> :lol:

Bloomin' G20 business affecting the traffic & stuff <_<

OK, on the April Fool theme ...some joker (maybe one of you?!?!) has confirmed me as their cousin twice removed on the Spacebook application 'we're related'............ their name???.......Barack Obama :lol:

He didn't mention it yesterday when we had lunch ;)

Amanda, hope the docs get to the bottom of John's problems :(

Joodee!!!...good to 'see' you poop in :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Bloomin' G20 business affecting the traffic & stuff <_<

:angry: I hate when the world dissolving into chaos affects my shopping plans. <_<

elye Community Regular
He didn't mention it yesterday when we had lunch ;)

Ah, Nik, it is unfortunate you did NOT have a driveway of psnaough to clear yesterday - - Barack is quite commendable with a shovel. And while he was over, you could have had him look at your broken television. I just keep hearing that this man can do everything...... . broken audio-visual equipment? Pshaw! Call Barack... . . . ...

:rolleyes::lol:

Amanda, I'm thinking about John. Hopefully it IS his gall bladder....then you have your answer, and it can be dealt with! :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:angry: I hate when the world dissolving into chaos affects my shopping plans. <_<

I know!!! :rolleyes: ....... very inconsiderate

Ah, Nik, it is unfortunate you did NOT have a driveway of psnaough to clear yesterday - - Barack is quite commendable with a shovel. And while he was over, you could have had him look at your broken television. I just keep hearing that this man can do everything...... . broken audio-visual equipment? Pshaw! Call Barack... . . . ...

Heck, there's probably now't that man doesn't know about 'mother f****n' boards', carries one in his briefcase I hear ;)

Jestgar Rising Star

um.....it's snowing.... :huh:

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - knitty kitty replied to catnapt's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      3

      results from 13 day gluten challenge - does this mean I can't have celiac?

    2. - knitty kitty replied to Scott Adams's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      49

      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

    3. - Florence Lillian replied to Jane02's topic in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications
      11

      Desperately need a vitamin D supplement. I've reacted to most brands I've tried.

    4. - catnapt replied to catnapt's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      3

      results from 13 day gluten challenge - does this mean I can't have celiac?

    5. - cristiana replied to hjayne19's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      21

      Insomnia help

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):
  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      133,354
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Gracieruizzz
    Newest Member
    Gracieruizzz
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):
  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.6k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):
  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • knitty kitty
      @catnapt, Wheat germ has very little gluten in it.  Gluten is  the carbohydrate storage protein, what the flour is made from, the fluffy part.  Just like with beans, there's the baby plant that will germinate  ("germ"-inate) if sprouted, and the bean part is the carbohydrate storage protein.   Wheat germ is the baby plant inside a kernel of wheat, and bran is the protective covering of the kernel.   Little to no gluten there.   Large amounts of lectins are in wheat germ and can cause digestive upsets, but not enough Gluten to provoke antibody production in the small intestines. Luckily you still have time to do a proper gluten challenge (10 grams of gluten per day for a minimum of two weeks) before your next appointment when you can be retested.  
    • knitty kitty
      Hello, @asaT, I'm curious to know whether you are taking other B vitamins like Thiamine B1 and Niacin B3.  Malabsorption in Celiac disease affects all the water soluble B vitamins and Vitamin C.  Thiamine and Niacin are required to produce energy for all the homocysteine lowering reactions provided by Folate, Cobalamine and Pyridoxine.   Weight gain with a voracious appetite is something I experienced while malnourished.  It's symptomatic of Thiamine B1 deficiency.   Conversely, some people with thiamine deficiency lose their appetite altogether, and suffer from anorexia.  At different periods on my lifelong journey, I suffered this, too.   When the body doesn't have sufficient thiamine to turn food, especially carbohydrates, into energy (for growth and repair), the body rations what little thiamine it has available, and turns the carbs into fat, and stores it mostly in the abdomen.  Consuming a high carbohydrate diet requires additional thiamine to process the carbs into energy.  Simple carbohydrates (sugar, white rice, etc.) don't contain thiamine, so the body easily depletes its stores of Thiamine processing the carbs into fat.  The digestive system communicates with the brain to keep eating in order to consume more thiamine and other nutrients it's not absorbing.   One can have a subclinical thiamine insufficiency for years.  A twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent increase in brain function, so the symptoms can wax and wane mysteriously.  Symptoms of Thiamine insufficiency include stunted growth, chronic fatigue, and Gastrointestinal Beriberi (diarrhea, abdominal pain), heart attack, Alzheimer's, stroke, and cancer.   Thiamine improves bone turnover.  Thiamine insufficiency can also affect the thyroid.  The thyroid is important in bone metabolism.  The thyroid also influences hormones, like estrogen and progesterone, and menopause.  Vitamin D, at optimal levels, can act as a hormone and can influence the thyroid, as well as being important to bone health, and regulating the immune system.  Vitamin A is important to bone health, too, and is necessary for intestinal health, as well.   I don't do dairy because I react to Casein, the protein in dairy that resembles gluten and causes a reaction the same as if I'd been exposed to gluten, including high tTg IgA.  I found adding mineral water containing calcium and other minerals helpful in increasing my calcium intake.   Malabsorption of Celiac affects all the vitamins and minerals.  I do hope you'll talk to your doctor and dietician about supplementing all eight B vitamins and the four fat soluble vitamins because they all work together interconnectedly.  
    • Florence Lillian
      Hi Jane: You may want to try the D3 I now take. I have reactions to fillers and many additives. Sports Research, it is based in the USA and I have had no bad reactions with this brand. The D3 does have coconut oil but it is non GMO, it is Gluten free, Soy free, Soybean free and Safflower oil free.  I have a cupboard full of supplements that did not agree with me -  I just keep trying and have finally settled on Sports Research. I take NAKA Women's Multi full spectrum, and have not felt sick after taking 2 capsules per day -  it is a Canadian company. I buy both from Amazon. I wish you well in your searching, I know how discouraging it all is. Florence.  
    • catnapt
      highly unlikely  NOTHING and I mean NOTHING else has ever caused me these kinds of symptoms I have no problem with dates, they are a large part of my diet In fact, I eat a very high fiber, very high vegetable and bean diet and have for many years now. It's considered a whole foods plant based or plant forward diet (I do now eat some lean ground turkey but not much) I was off dairy for years but recently had to add back plain yogurt to meet calcium needs that I am not allowed to get from supplements (I have not had any problem with the yogurt)   I eat almost no processed foods. I don't eat out. almost everything I eat, I cook myself I am going to keep a food diary but to be honest, I already know that it's wheat products and also barley that are the problem, which is why I gradually stopped eating and buying them. When I was eating them, like back in early 2024, when I was in the middle of moving and ate out (always had bread or toast or rolls or a sub or pizza) I felt terrible but at that time was so busy and exhausted that I never stopped to think it was the food. Once I was in my new place, I continued to have bread from time to time and had such horrible joint pain that I was preparing for 2 total knee replacements as well as one hip! The surgery could not go forward as I was (and still am) actively losing calcium from my bones. That problem has yet to be properly diagnosed and treated   anyway over time I realized that I felt better when I stopped eating bread. Back at least 3 yrs ago I noticed that regular pasta made me sick so I switched to brown rice pasta and even though it costs a lot more, I really like it.   so gradually I just stopped buying and eating foods with gluten. I stopped getting raisin bran when I was constipated because it made me bloated and it didn't help the constipation any more (used to be a sure bet that it would in the past)   I made cookies and brownies using beans and rolled oats and dates and tahini and I LOVE them and have zero issues eating those I eat 1 or more cans of beans per day easily can eat a pound of broccoli - no problem! Brussels sprouts the same thing.   so yeh it's bread and related foods that are clearly the problem  there is zero doubt in my mind    
    • cristiana
      Thank you for your post, @nanny marley It is interesting what you say about 'It's OK not to sleep'. Worrying about sleeping only makes it much harder to sleep.  One of my relatives is an insomniac and I am sure that is part of the problem.  Whereas I once had a neighbour who, if she couldn't sleep, would simply get up again, make a cup of tea, read, do a sudoku or some other small task, and then go back to bed when she felt sleepy again.  I can't think it did her any harm - she lived  well into her nineties. Last week I decided to try a Floradix Magnesium supplement which seems to be helping me to sleep better.  It is a liquid magnesium supplement, so easy to take.  It is gluten free (unlike the Floradix iron supplement).  Might be worth a try.        
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.