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DingoGirl Enthusiast

and guess what else :lol:

I got Lucy Baines when I was three, and named her myself.

Years later, as a teen, I asked my mom why in hell her name was Lucy Baines :blink: ........Janie informed me that I used to LOVE President Lyndon Baines Johnson's daughter Lucy Baines, was riveted by her whilst watching her on TV :lol: and so named my cat thus

:lol:

sills, I"m not kiddin, everything is kinda funny right now :lol: :lol:

even though I feel sick, and my boss is sad that I"m not coming in :lol:

and I have to write documents from home :lol: x 5,000

:wacko:

don't even have the stamina to shower, shave, leave the house and rent my weekend movies..........

PLEASE SILLS!!!!!!!!!!! get over here STAT and HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take care of all this! I want some brandy, RIGHT NOW, in some warm milk, to help fall asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <doesn't everyone do this at 8:30 in the morning?????>

*snooooort*

:wacko:

-_-

Em - just LURVE that romantic pic of your parents - would have that framed in an 8 x 10 or larger.......it could be one of your ONLY true photos, with actual family members, only it's so good, no one would believe it wasn't just the Walmart frame models :snorkel:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

AND THERE'S MIMMS, to enhance my mirth and ribaldry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Mimms, tell us sumphin phunny!!!!!!!!!!!! how's the eggs coming along? did you smash them yet? :huh: Dang, they'd be scrambled if I sat on 'em - would require a light hover..........

Sills - - every time I look at that thread entitled "Nuts and Nut Butters" I just snigger to myself

:lol:

:lol:

:wacko:

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
don't even have the stamina to shower, shave, leave the house and rent my weekend movies..........

Is there something you haven't been telling us? I thought it wuz just me and Ptaum who participated in that particular morning ritual.... If you do go out, don't forget your bra. :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Is there something you haven't been telling us? I thought it wuz just me and Ptaum who participated in that particular morning ritual.... If you do go out, don't forget your bra. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol:

BRA? what in hell........bra not needed, Sir. <_<

But SHAVING - ugh. Me legs. Porcupines. :angry::angry: have to shave them EVERY day. HEINOUS

:angry:

jerseyangel Proficient
Sills - - every time I look at that thread entitled "Nuts and Nut Butters" I just snigger to myself

<giggle>

Is there something you haven't been telling us? I thought it wuz just me and Ptaum who participated in that particular morning ritual.... If you do go out, don't forget your bra. :ph34r:

At this time of year, especially, we have to deal wif our legs and underarms B) I shave daily so as not to leave a hint of stubble. ;) Not a good look.....

BRA? what in hell........

:P Amanda phorgot hers the other day.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Sills, recieved an appoinment in the post today for Al in July for 'follow up care for his cOeliac disease'

:lol:

This made me chuckle as he's been dx 2 years with NO follow up :lol:

And Nik's Lucy cat going demented? I had a Lucy cat also - a calico, isn't that what your mean Lucy is???? and she was TOTALLY demented in the end - - drooled everywhere, all the time, would leave us soaking wet :blink:

Yep, my Lucy locket (yes! calico) dribbles alot & has many teef missing (I looked when she yawned......DANGER!!!!! ;) )

......she lays by my feet alot which is SO not like her (she's usually tucked away to avoid the other cats)

Sometimes I think in her demented state she's forgotten she hates me :lol:

the best of all was......when I was little, my mom sometimes road off in the station wagon, with Lucy Baines still atop the car, unbeknownst to me mum :lol:

*SNOOOOORRTT*!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

....but poor Lu lu :(

did nae know what a LONG WHITE THING was, though, just for a minute *snort*

I KNOW!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

BRA? what in hell........bra not needed, Sir. <_<

But SHAVING - ugh. Me legs. Porcupines. :angry::angry: have to shave them EVERY day. HEINOUS

dITTO...... don't forget the big toe if sandals are worn ;):lol:

OHhhh WOE is MEEee

Can it be?

The washer has broke

The smalls are in soak

QUELLE CATASTROPHREE!!!!!

:lol:

Feeling the wackl :wacko:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sometimes I think in her demented state she's forgotten she hates me :lol:

:lol: I know........they're so sweet when they lose their minds :wacko:

Nik's feelin' the wackl!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

OHhhh WOE is MEEee

Can it be?

The washer has broke

The smalls are in soak

QUELLE CATASTROPHREE!!!!!

:lol:

Feeling the wackl :wacko:

*snort* :lol: :lol: lurve this

sills - no one in town will bring me brandy :lol: imagine that


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elye Community Regular
I'm sorry i forget what the operation is for?

Can you remeind me? Good luck

Dad is having major surgery through his back :blink: to get at a big cluster of kidney stones that they cannot access laproscopically.

OMG.......wheeled him into the pre-op waiting area this am, and many other seniors were sitting there, waiting also. One lady suddenly says, "Gasp!. . .......Les! I saw you and your wife on the news yesterday!" and the man beside her said, "YES! Happy anniversary to you both!" and the lady beside my mom piped in, "Sixty years!" And on it went, all these nurses suddenly crowding in, saying they had seen them both. . . .... :lol: Unbelievable that so many arbitrary people watch these local newscasts....... .

So, I left to go park, my dad telling everyone how the 60th wedding anniversary is traditionally Diamond. I hear him say, "So, I thought, jeez, I should get her the gift of a lifetime. So I bought her thirteen diamonds. I bought her a deck of cards".......

:rolleyes:

Tomorrow is John's sisters bridal shower and then my family is coming to visit on Sunday. We are going to head to the flea market and have some fun. It will be the first time my dad sees our new house so I am excited.

Yay, Amanduh! Sounds like fun. Don't forget yer bra .. . . . ...

I had a Lucy cat also - a calico, isn't that what your mean Lucy is???? and she was TOTALLY demented in the end - - drooled everywhere, all the time, would leave us soaking wet :blink:

when I was little, my mom sometimes road off in the station wagon, with Lucy Baines still atop the car, unbeknownst to me mum :lol:

Again, SO much like the action goin' on at the retirement home.... .. I actually think there is a Lucy Baines living there, who drools and has climbed on top of departing cars.. . . . .....

:lol:

Em - just LURVE that romantic pic of your parents - would have that framed in an 8 x 10 or larger.......it could be one of your ONLY true photos, with actual family members, only it's so good, no one would believe it wasn't just the Walmart frame models :snorkel:

This is the problem! I display a rare great photo or two of family in me house, and everyone thinks the people are frame models. . . .... .

But SHAVING - ugh. Me legs. Porcupines. :angry::angry: have to shave them EVERY day. HEINOUS

I shave daily so as not to leave a hint of stubble. ;) Not a good look.....

dITTO...... don't forget the big toe if sandals are worn ;):lol:

Dear gawd.....you are all a rather simian bunch, aren't ya??

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
sills - no one in town will bring me brandy :lol: imagine that

WHAAAAT????

and

WHY?????

...and why Brandy? :unsure:

mimommy Contributor
Wow.. . . ......... . . Yiddish speakers, for whatever the reason, have a whole lot of words for penis... . . . . ...

One can ne'er have too many words for the male anatomy.

It's funny to me to read all of those words in that dictionary, it feels like I'm in the 'way-back' machine. Suddenly I'm 5 years old, listening to my granny tell me to 'make pischy' in the bathroom at Kresge.

Good times...good times

My mum's phamilee were some pretty intense people. Long suffering, to be sure. So much guilt, so little time.

I has killed the itch!!!

Hmmm...that's what my husband says, every time I take off me clothes <_<

Have I told you about our IBTC?.....That's the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Sadly, I was forced to surrender my IBTC member card at age 17 1/2, whenst the TT fairy paid me a surprise visit and me blossoms near exploded out me wardrobe. She brought along her friend, the chin hair fairy :angry:

:o D'ya suppose they've hooked up and are wandering around together?

:ph34r: Who does the walking?

Just trying to wrap my wee litt'l mind round this. Is it like two apples atop a tarsal scooter, or a foot driving along pushing two boob pedals ?

<Squished-up face, nasally li'l voice> "One ringy-dingy.....*snort*......Two ringy-dingies....!"

Good luck to your Pops, hope it all goes well!

"And dat's da twoof"

I am so happy tis going to be warm out this weekend. It is going to be a busy weekend as well.

Tomorrow is John's sisters bridal shower and then my family is coming to visit on Sunday. We are going to head to the flea market and have some fun. It will be the first time my dad sees our new house so I am excited.

That all sounds LOVELY!!

It is spectacular weather here in MI. Unfortunately, my daughter is home sick with a cold, so all of my great plans are Ka-boshed.

AND THERE'S MIMMS, to enhance my mirth and ribaldry!

As if I could :lol: Suze, dear, your mirth tis quite ribald wifout me :wub:

My eggs are fine. I scared the becheezuz out of the mommy when I took that picture (hangin out my picture window, randomly pointing the camera down under the rhodedendrun). She's been a little shy since then. She burys them under leaves when she goes to eat, then sneaks back to keep them warm. My husband is sooo enjoying this, but I can barely hold my dog back from bolting out the front door. I'm afraid he'll get at the nest.

It's always somethin' around here.

Is there something you haven't been telling us? I thought it wuz just me and Ptaum who participated in that particular morning ritual.... If you do go out, don't forget your bra. :ph34r:

And, then, there's Peter...he's like a a Psilly Zoro or sumfin'. He doesn't say much for days and days, then suddenly pops in with these dead pan one-liners that make me positively GUFFAW!!

Z

:lol::lol:

In my world, the shaving ritual is known as "Trimming the Bush"

mimommy Contributor

Hey, look at all the psillys down there! Don't you people work? :D

elye Community Regular
One can ne'er have too many words for the male anatomy.

This is absolutely true. My favorite is Piddle-Me-Ree.

She brought along her friend, the chin hair fairy :angry:

:lol: I had a vestigal visit from her, as well....... . . ...she does toes, too, part-time. . . . ...

Oracle POeter as Zorro. .. . ....! :lol: Yep, I can picture him with a black cape, li'l moustache and sword.....perhaps he wears this at the shop during the day. . . ....

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
So, I left to go park, my dad telling everyone how the 60th wedding anniversary is traditionally Diamond. I hear him say, "So, I thought, jeez, I should get her the gift of a lifetime. So I bought her thirteen diamonds. I bought her a deck of cards".......

And on his way into surgery! :lol: Thinking many good thoughts fer dad today, Em :)

Hey, look at all the psillys down there! Don't you people work? :D

Not me--I'm between residences :lol:

The chin fairy....pluck her! :P

Talkin about all the things left in Houston.....I've managed to find a couple of pounds...... <_<

mimommy Contributor
My favorite is Piddle-Me-Ree.

Piddle-Me-Ree :lol::lol: Must share that w/hubby :D

The chin fairy....pluck her! :P

:o Gahhh!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

That was phun-nee!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:P Amanda phorgot hers the other day.

LOL---my evil bra device!

Patti how is Allo??? I just saw your message---poor kitty!

jerseyangel Proficient

LOL---my evil bra device!

jerseyangel Proficient

WIH happened to my quote?? :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
WIH happened to my quote?? :ph34r:

Just checkin' to see if the same thing happens when I do it. . . . . ...

elye Community Regular

Nope, it's workin' fer me.. . .......somefin's happening down there in Texas, Pahteigh. . . . ......

:rolleyes:

mimommy Contributor

Hey, do any of you guys get those awful spam e-mails like I do? Some of them are downright XXX, but most are from pharmaceutical contractors (er sumfin'). I have to look at the spam every day, because sometimes my real e-mail gets sent there--need to reset my cookies. So, who in H is Monte Mcgee, and for gads sakes, why is he trying to sell me VIAGRA????

jerseyangel Proficient
Nope, it's workin' fer me.. . .......somefin's happening down there in Texas, Pahteigh. . . . ......

:rolleyes:

Yeah--I'm a Texas-sized buffoon :lol:

elye Community Regular
So, who in H is Monte Mcgee, and for gads sakes, why is he trying to sell me VIAGRA????

Raechull, you need to put him into a search on facebook. See if his profile comes up, and check out his photo. Hopefully it's a full frontal shot, and you'll likely see a tiiiiiiiiiiny piddle-me-ree................

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Raechull, you need to put him into a search on facebook. See if his profile comes up, and check out his photo. Hopefully it's a full frontal shot, and you'll likely see a tiiiiiiiiiiny piddle-me-ree................

:lol:

....or at least get a decent look at his thumbs ;):lol:

mimommy Contributor
Raechull, you need to put him into a search on facebook. See if his profile comes up, and check out his photo. Hopefully it's a full frontal shot, and you'll likely see a tiiiiiiiiiiny piddle-me-ree................

:lol:

Ha! You mean he'll be showing the Full Monte?

:lol::lol::lol:

Then we can all larf at his widdle-pee-nee (johnson, jack hammer, shwans, meat, loaf, trouser trout, pearl diver, little man, jock, manhood) :rolleyes:

Hope Suze is gettin' some shut eye :)

"Aw man, why'd you let her nap so late? Now she'll never get to sleep tonight! I guess I'll just have to put some brandy in 'er milk again." :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
shwans

:lol: gawd :lol:

Around here, we calls em a weenis :P

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