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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
Boy, I'd sure like to propagate her flower. That is one hairy stamen.

Totally belongs in the "things that may sound dirty to some" spot.


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elye Community Regular

OMG.....have I a hairy stamen?? :unsure: ...Or are they supposed to be hairy? I suppose it depends, as do many things, upon which country you are in.. .... . ....

North Americans cannot abide hairy stamens, methinks. . . ... :huh::lol:

Susan Boyle is SUBO? GAHHH! :lol::lol:

OMG - yesterday a big old laaaaaaaaazy bumble bee flew into my yard :lol: I snackled and called out "oh Lloyd, LLOYD, is that you????" but he didn't answer so, I guess it was someone else.

....Have NOT seen Lloyd 'round these parts in a couple of days. . . ... :unsure: ....could he have high-tailed it to CA in that time? Actually, he could have just died. How long do bumble bees live? Some insects are around for less than a day, methinks......Lloyd: FOUR YEARS, and counting. :rolleyes::lol:

elye Community Regular

HEY!! What's happened?? SUBO came in second!

:huh:

...She actually looks quite relieved.. . ......

nikki-uk Enthusiast
HEY!! What's happened?? SUBO came in second!

:huh:

...She actually looks quite relieved.. . ......

I know!!!....what a shocker!!!......... she'll no doubt still get a recording contract out of it.

..although I was pleased these (LOCAL!!! did I mention that??? :lol:) guys won....phantastic choreography

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elye Community Regular

Mornin', Nik!

Off to a boot sale? :huh: Um.. . .. .everything laid out in a big field . ....... . ..

Are there usually some boots?

:huh::lol:

..although I was pleased these (LOCAL!!! did I mention that??? :lol:) guys won....phantastic choreography

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Jestgar Rising Star

A fine sleepy morning here. Still bloody hot (mid 70's ALL WEEK :o ).

Gotta go feed the livestock and go for a walk.

elye Community Regular

Holy crap.... . NO ONE has posted since this morning.. ... .since Jyess's walk after her livestock feed. . . . ..

Well, I've got nuttin' to say. .. . ..just wanna keep the thread on the "View New Posts" category, so y'all may think to post. . .. .. . .. ...... ..

Didn't see Lloyd today. . .... ..

Jyagnutt's in Florida!

... . .Crap, were was Sooozle today? And Pahteigh?.. . ... ..

Well... . .. my period's due tomorrow. . . . let's see .. . . ... .. I broke a seven-minute mile this morning. . . . . . .......

My blood sugar reading was 5.1 this evening .. . . ...

Please, where is everybody??? :lol::lol:


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Jestgar Rising Star

I made that orange-almond cake referenced in the starbucks thread ---- DROOOOOOLLLLLLL

I had to take some to my neighbor to keep from eating the entire pan in two days. She and her mom thought it was so good they came over demanding the recipe.

Seriously tasty.

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mimommy Contributor
Holy crap.... . NO ONE has posted since this morning.. ... .since Jyess's walk after her livestock feed. . . . ..

Well, I've got nuttin' to say. .. . ..just wanna keep the thread on the "View New Posts" category, so y'all may think to post. . .. .. . .. ...... ..

Didn't see Lloyd today. . .... ..

Jyagnutt's in Florida!

... . .Crap, were was Sooozle today? And Pahteigh?.. . ... ..

Well... . .. my period's due tomorrow. . . . let's see .. . . ... .. I broke a seven-minute mile this morning. . . . . . .......

My blood sugar reading was 5.1 this evening .. . . ...

Please, where is everybody??? :lol::lol:

5.1??? Were you even conscious?

I made that orange-almond cake referenced in the starbucks thread ---- DROOOOOOLLLLLLL

I had to take some to my neighbor to keep from eating the entire pan in two days. She and her mom thought it was so good they came over demanding the recipe.

Seriously tasty.

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I must try this recipe!

Stupid question--are the oranges peeled before you boil them?

mushroom Proficient

Here I is anyway. Got nowt much to say though.

Don't see many Lloyds where we will be next week, but lots of grey squirrels, Douglas squirrels, big fat ground squirrels (I guess in some places you call them prairie dogs--issay the same thing?) and plenty of mountain jays, quail, some bobtail rabbits (and CATS :o ). If we decide to fill the feeder on the tree all hell breaks loose, with the squirrels devising means to get at it, the jays making tremendous commotions and swinging wildly to and fro (I hate those noisy blighters) and generally scaring the heeell out of the wildlife populace, and the ground feeders getting the most because the jays knock it all on the ground and the rabbits and quail and other little birds and other peace-luvin critters sneak in when no-one's looking....probably won't fill the feeder! :(

The antarctic express made another unscheduled stop yesterday, shooing us on our way with more snow and hail so that we had to light the Tulikivi to keep ourselphs toasty. Shoulda left weeks ago. Guess I should think about packing somethings?? do you think?? :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi all B)

Got naught but wanted to say hey ya'll :D

Mark and I took a nice walk tonight after dinner--down by the canal. It was hot today, but cooled down nicely by this evening and it seemed less humid.

Went to Starbucks today and got a little adventurous :P I had an Awake Tea Latte--I told the barista about my cross contamination concerns, so he frothed the skim milk in a disposable cup and didn't use a spoon--just poured it in. It was delicious--and I got to order a "fancy" drink!! :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
I must try this recipe!

Stupid question--are the oranges peeled before you boil them?

Not stupid. I had to look it up. Don't peel them, boil them whole. When they are all gooshy take off the stem bit, and cut them open to get out any seeds. I also added a shot of almond extract to mine, but I have this thing about never doing anything the same way someone else did it.

Jestgar Rising Star
The antarctic express made another unscheduled stop yesterday, shooing us on our way with more snow and hail so that we had to light the Tulikivi to keep ourselphs toasty. Shoulda left weeks ago. Guess I should think about packing somethings?? do you think?? :rolleyes:

:blink: :blink: snow???

dang.

It's like yur on the other side a the world or sump'n....

psawyer Proficient
5.1??? Were you even conscious?

This would be a good time to explain that Canada uses a different scale than the US.

5.1 mmol/l would be 92 on the US scale of mg/dl. To convert, multiply/divide by 18.

Nowt else to add tonight.

Jestgar Rising Star
This would be a good time to explain that Canada uses a different scale than the US.

5.1 mmol/l would be 92 on the US scale of mg/dl. To convert, multiply/divide by 18.

Nowt else to add tonight.

So Emily is not dead...

jerseyangel Proficient
So Emily is not dead...

<snort>

elye Community Regular
If we decide to fill the feeder on the tree all hell breaks loose, with the squirrels devising means to get at it, the jays making tremendous commotions and swinging wildly to and fro (I hate those noisy blighters) and generally scaring the heeell out of the wildlife populace, and the ground feeders getting the most because the jays knock it all on the ground and the rabbits and quail and other little birds and other peace-luvin critters sneak in when no-one's looking...

Holy crap, Shroomie! Sounds like a regular donnybrook playing out on your front lawn! :lol: Must be entertaining as spectators....and ya got great seats!

This would be a good time to explain that Canada uses a different scale than the US.

5.1 mmol/l would be 92 on the US scale of mg/dl. To convert, multiply/divide by 18.

Yes... . . you Yanks must have thought I was in deep trouble... :lol:

So Emily is not dead...

Nope. :rolleyes: Normally a very good reading for pre- or post-mealtime.....a little low for bedtime, so I ate a banana and Bob was me uncle. :DB)

Jestgar Rising Star

Cheer and chriping birds to y'all. Sadly, it's another work day, but I may try to skip out early. At least the thought of that possibility will keep me cheerful for a while.

That, and a pot of coffee...

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Afternoon pholks!!!!!!!!!!

So Emily is not dead...

Always an excellent start to the day!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: (♥ me M!)

This would be a good time to explain that Canada uses a different scale than the US.

5.1 mmol/l would be 92 on the US scale of mg/dl. To convert, multiply/divide by 18.

We use the same scale as you Canucks (Those yanks love to be different :rolleyes: )

Thankfully, none of mine are American OR diabetic so no need for mathS (PHEW!! :blink: )

Back from running DC to the orthodontist (finally the retainers have moved his jaw or whatever they do and he's ready for a fixed brace!!! .....not sure he's as enthusiastic <_< (he'll thank me when he's older ;) )

Kids back to school now.YIPEE!!! :D ('til July at least) AND another Edna has commenced today (in a blind panic - need new LEGS & STOMACH STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

B) 25c/80f

nikki-uk Enthusiast

PINCH, PUNCH PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!

Almost phorgot :rolleyes:;)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Think that orange cake recipe would work with honey instead of sugar?

Jestgar Rising Star
Think that orange cake recipe would work with honey instead of sugar?

I was wondering if agave would work as well. I think you might need to increase the almonds by a bit, maybe 1/3 of a cup? Or bake it a bit longer, or in a larger pan so it's thinner.

I think you could also decrease the sugar/sweetener by about half and it would still be fabulous.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

GOOD MONDAY MORNING SILLS!!!!!!!

and

PINCH PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B)

(Gnik beat us to it, as usual)

Am very tired, had a relatively busy and fun weekend.....and it was quite hot but is LURVELY today.....

been svenning a LOT <_< as it's the season to show the arms and must work tush and legs quite a bit. <murderously bored with the thought of all of it>

No Sven this morn (as my gym instructor is the aunt of 2 of the winning group above and was celebrating wildly last night )

...so we are off to a ......Boot sale

(Have I explained what this is before??? ....picture the scene....ridiculously early......MASSIVE field....everyone selling their old tatt, the occasional burger stall and porta loo also there :o )

Please pray we don't come home with more tatt OR that I don't need the loo.....

Hairy Stamen

Loved all of this - snortling away! OMG - yer gym instructor is related to these phamous dancers? amazing!

M's mailman, Hairy Stamen :lol:

Okay, I've just realized something. . ........ .

The littlest member of that troupe -- dressed as a young kid. .......doing all the flips and spins into the air .. ..... .. .with the very curly, crazy blondish hair. .. ......

All the svenning, training in which she's been involved. .. . . ...

Holy crap!! Nikerler's in Diversity!!

:lol: :lol: OMG - she really has quite seriously svenned herself

Well... . .. my period's due tomorrow. . . . let's see .. . . ... .. I broke a seven-minute mile this morning. . . . . . .......

My blood sugar reading was 5.1 this evening .. . . ...

Please, where is everybody???

*snooooooort* :lol: :lol:

yes......just post anecdotal physical facts about oneself when there's no one here. That'll draw the crowds. :lol:

Here I is anyway. Got nowt much to say though.

Don't see many Lloyds where we will be next week, but lots of grey squirrels, Douglas squirrels, big fat ground squirrels (I guess in some places you call them prairie dogs--issay the same thing?) and plenty of mountain jays, quail, some bobtail rabbits (and CATS :o ). If we decide to fill the feeder on the tree all hell breaks loose, with the squirrels devising means to get at it, the jays making tremendous commotions and swinging wildly to and fro (I hate those noisy blighters) and generally scaring the heeell out of the wildlife populace, and the ground feeders getting the most because the jays knock it all on the ground and the rabbits and quail and other little birds and other peace-luvin critters sneak in when no-one's looking....probably won't fill the feeder!

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!! I wanna come!!!!!!!!! :)

Same beautiful, Sierra Nevada range I gots in me own back yard....just the other side of it. :(

I need a cabin.

Thankfully, none of mine are American OR diabetic so no need for mathS (PHEW!! )

oh PHEW indeed!!!

there was soooooooooooooo much more I wanted to comment on, and this is the problem, you see.......I read along over the weekend but didn't stop to write and post, and so, now it's all left me 'ead, and I ain't going back to read it :blink:

but 'twas all phabulous and phunny, as usual

:wub:

later sills

curlyfries Contributor

I'M BAAACK!!!!!!!!!!

Been MIA for days and only had 7 or 8 pages to read......WIH? :huh:

We've been having computer issues. Have a laptop, now.......we're ignoring the desktop computer til it decides to get it's act together<_<

Brian got his leg Friday and he hasn't sit still since then! :lol:

I can nae keep up with him, cuz I still has pneumonia :( . I used the last of me prescription Sat. Went to the doc today cuz I'm still coughin with stuff rattlin around in me chest and makin me dizzy and not breathin up to par. He says it's not any better.

Soooooo........another 10 days of a stronger antibiotic, then back to the doc. He says it's not bad enough to require hospitalization. At least there's no more fever and the coughing isn't as frequent.

How are the bug bites, Suze? Bed bugs are makin the news lately.......practically an epidemic. That was my DD's problem......not lupus of the skin like the doc said. She originally thought it was fleas......so they bombed they're apt. Then had the manager bring in an exterminator. Then went to a dermatologist. Didn't know it was bedbugs til they moved out and found a nest of them under the boxsprings! :o Never had problems before they moved into that apartment.

Nik!.........is your visitor here, yet? :P See...........that is why 50 is so awesome! B)

Grandbaby under construction is a GIRL!!!!!......and she will be dubbed Princess Alexis at her coming out party!

jerseyangel Proficient
Grandbaby under construction is a GIRL!!!!!......and she will be dubbed Princess Alexis at her coming out party!

:D How sweet!

I heard about Brian's leg over on da book. I'm so happy to hear he's enjoying it and doing so well.

You take care of yerselph, Miss Lisa! Hope those stronger meds knock it out fer good this time. :)

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