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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
Ha! This is exactly why I love squirrels :lol:

I was gong to make a snarky comment aboutyour typing skills being abuilt in breathalyzer, butthen I saw mine own typos <_<

Hee!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: butt-hen!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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mimommy Contributor
Guess it's just a seattle thing

Open Original Shared Link

It comes in flavors. No sugar, just friut easences (ok that sounds really northwest, but it is good).

Mimi - you just tell those toadfaces at PS to kiss your twine. You got better things to do.

no wait. this is the right kind Open Original Shared Link

its fizzy, great with wine

crap again.

the fizzy kind. sparkling or watever

Maybe one day hotty mike can show you his tapegun ;) Go Big Brown!!!!

mimommy Contributor
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: butt-hen!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

CRACKING UP :lol:

**giggle**

**chuckle**

Jestgar Rising Star
CRACKING UP :lol:

**giggle**

**chuckle**

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: totally sniggling!!

mimommy Contributor

What??? You've never heard of a butt hen? It's a new breed of chicken. It's male counterpart is the tush cock.

:o

jerseyangel Proficient

I want me some Talking Rain :D

Butt-hen :lol: You got any o'those out there in the coop, Jess?

Jestgar Rising Star
I want me some Talking Rain :D

Butt-hen :lol: You got any o'those out there in the coop, Jess?

I believe that would be my type of boss, but in femaloe form


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jerseyangel Proficient

"femaloe" :lol::P <snort>

The rain is really talkin to ya now.....saying have a wee bit more wine :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
"femaloe" :lol::P <snort>

The rain is really talkin to ya now.....saying have a wee bit more wine :lol:

I think the fuxxy part rely send se the improtant stuff to your brani,

Jestgar Rising Star

beting a little leass out of this gala cuz i manged to duno[t the first par to down my shirt. perhaps I've jsa enouhg...

mimommy Contributor
I think the fuxxy part rely send se the improtant stuff to your brani,

beting a little leass out of this gala cuz i manged to duno[t the first par to down my shirt. perhaps I've jsa enouhg...

?????? :huh::blink::unsure:

fuxxy?

jerseyangel Proficient

Yes dear, I think you've had jsa bout enouhg :P:lol:

mimommy Contributor
Yes dear, I think you've had jsa bout enouhg :P:lol:

clucking chuckling :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
?????? :huh::blink::unsure:

fuxxy?

fizzy? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

fcan't stop giggleing. last time oi fid this I remember thing my responses were perfecttky reasonable, maybe thjust a little off nbut whe nI rearead them the next day they were hilarious, now i'm teadingthiese and already thinkoing theyre ridivculous.

mimommy Contributor
fcan't stop giggleing. last time oi fid this I remember thing my responses were perfecttky reasonable, maybe thjust a little off nbut whe nI rearead them the next day they were hilarious, now i'm teadingthiese and already thinkoing theyre ridivculous.

Don't be ridivculous. Your responses are perfecttky reasonable.

jerseyangel Proficient

New phavorite word--"ridivculous"

Has kind of a ring to it, doncha think? :P

Oh yeah--this is going to be much phunnier in the morning. :D

mimommy Contributor

Poor Jess. Can't hold her rain wine liquor.

You know, Jess, your face might stay that way *giggle*

Jestgar Rising Star

and i've just decifed that MAsx rthe cat needs a more dramatic name. So I"Ve decide tho xhange is h name to MAXX. Much better. don't your thing?

mimommy Contributor
and i've just decifed that MAsx rthe cat needs a more dramatic name. So I"Ve decide tho xhange is h name to MAXX. Much better. don't your thing?

Yes, Maxx is much more masculine. Didnae know you could xhange names. Do you need a receipt for that? I DO thing!

mimommy Contributor

Hey everyone, I'm curious...what do you spend on groceries a week? It seems to me our food is tres expensive here.

Jestgar Rising Star
Hey everyone, I'm curious...what do you spend on groceries a week? It seems to me our food is tres expensive here.

for one person maybe 60$ a week and 1$%0 at costcot. I dont't eat any subs, just food and mrs mays bars

jerseyangel Proficient

Oh yes....MAXX is much stronger. Very masculine.

Although I can just see the poor kitty tomorrow morning....mommy!! :o you did WHAT whilst you were drinking rain????

mimommy Contributor
Oh yes....MAXX is much stronger. Very masculine.

Although I can just see the poor kitty tomorrow morning....mommy!! :o you did WHAT whilst you were drinking rain????

Well at least she didn't change it to Maxine.

Jestgar Rising Star

must go to bed

or pee

one of these seems bety imprttant right now

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