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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I did NOT know that Sam HIll Manhead was actually Thomas Jefferson!!!! No wonder he fills us with such total admiration and unexplainable affection. He COULD actually have been around that long. Think of the wisdom he's collected in all of that time! :lol:

Pah-Tay.....so sorry you are hating your ummm-mune system. Must be EVIL twin to mine. Hateful, dreadful, wish we could all phind the answers we need! :angry:

Not surprised to phind yet another psilly totally devoted to 4-legged babies! :)

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elye Community Regular
elye
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"Your call is important to us." :angry::angry::angry::o

Gah! POeter......don't tell me -- you've been dealing with Bell Canada........

The absolute bane of my existence. ....... :angry:

Damn, as I get older am runnin' out of bad habits; chocolate, check,check, check; booze, not so much any more; smokes, NAY; streetwalking -- YA MUST BE KIDDING1; gluttony - pretty hard with what I'm left wif; lessee, orgies is out, swingin' --- I think NOT; can anyone come up with some bad habits for me???

Hmmmm....yes, orgies and swinging are serious, energetic habits, but I cannot imagine taking on such hugely orchestrated past-times at this point in me life. Gawd, sending out invitations, booking a venue.......I suppose you must worry about even numbers, boy-girl, boy-girl.......too complicated. So much easier just to drink profusely. :lol:

:lol: Emmel, have you tried water walking for yer foot?; the water takes all the weight off and you still get to move around and exercise. T'was my favorite exercise until I could no longer find a place to accommodate it. You can do a whole range of exercises in the water.

I am swimming, and dislike it. <_<:rolleyes: I tread water for about 45 minutes, quite rigorously, during the aquafit class with all the eighty year-old ladies floating around. Quite funny......my heart rate is up, but nuttin like when I'm running..... . .. :(:angry:

PSILLIES, I walked into the doctor's waiting room today, and there was Sam Hill Manhead gazing at me from the cover of a magazine sitting right on top. I almost phainted. That long straight nose, that chiseled chin (literally), the semi-nekkidness... and then I discovered it was Thomas Jefferson on top of Mount Rushmore on the cover of the Smithsonian. Quelle disappointment!! :(

:lol: I believe this is the first time in history that anyone has been completely underwhelmed and disappointed upon seeing Thomas Jefferson's awesome visage carved into Mount Rushmore.... . .. . ...Sam Hill Manhead will do that to you.......

Things may never be the same for you, Shroomie.... . .. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Damn, as I get older am runnin' out of bad habits; chocolate, check,check, check; booze, not so much any more; smokes, NAY; streetwalking -- YA MUST BE KIDDING1; gluttony - pretty hard with what I'm left wif; lessee, orgies is out, swingin' --- I think NOT; can anyone come up with some bad habits for me???

Poor grammar?

Abysmal spelling?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hmmmm....yes, orgies and swinging are serious, energetic habits . . .

but wouldn't this get your heart rate up without putting undue stress on your foot???

I am swimming, and dislike it. <_<:rolleyes: I tread water for about 45 minutes, quite rigorously, during the aquafit class with all the eighty year-old ladies floating around. Quite funny......my heart rate is up, but nuttin like when I'm running.....

. . . or swinging?? . . . or orgying??

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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. . . or swinging?? . . . or orgying??

ya know its going to be a phun day in sillyville when the word orgying is dropped before 9am!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Poor grammar?

Abysmal spelling?

excessive credit card debt??

cable TV addiction?? . . . just ask Suezee about that

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
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SewZann- Try not to be jealous but.......well, I've been following along and I thought I should et you know Sam and I are currently "going steady'. He took me out to dinner last night

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Two-timing bastage!

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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LOL!!

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
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I'm going to make an official announcment. I am breaking up with SHM! Never got along with Thomas and....I suspect SHM is more than a two-timer. Maybe a four timer. I'm thinking that those women in Wi. had a good idea. Lure him into a motel (cheap) room, tie him up, and crazy glue his thingy to his leg. Except he doesn't have a thingy or a leg! Oh well, it's in the past now. I guess I'll have to say Hi to my husband when he gets home now. Always gots to keep one in your pocket.

Thanks to all the messages about my friend. Four years ago, she was given 6 months to 2 years. What a battle it's been.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Thanks to all the messages about my friend. Four years ago, she was given 6 months to 2 years. What a battle it's been.

I can understand. I work with cancer patients at my job. It is a courageous battle. I hope one day it will be no more.

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
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Nobody to talk to so I'm going to the garden to see what kind of trouble I can get into. Anyone from the Woodstock generation?

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Nobody to talk to so I'm going to the garden to see what kind of trouble I can get into. Anyone from the Woodstock generation?

How's about heading out to the Nevada desert for the Burning Man festival? The present generation's Woodstock.

What on Earth is Burning Man? "Trying to explain what Burning Man is to someone who has never been to the event is a bit like trying to explain what a particular color looks like to someone who is blind."

Interested? Read more...

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You have to hurry though, they only have the $300 tickets left. The good thing is it seldom rains, except for a few flash-flood-like thunderstorms!

elye Community Regular
elye
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but wouldn't this get your heart rate up without putting undue stress on your foot???

. . . or swinging?? . . . or orgying??

:lol::lol: HEY....... . . ..... .....

Jyaghnitt, you may be onto something. I have never been to an orgy, so I'm not certain that one's feet aren't somehow involved at times..... . ...I could just stay off them, be kind of a stationary participant. Um, I know everyone is naked, but I would want to wear my heart-rate monitor, which goes under my chest. The wristwatch part of it beeps every so often, which may add some atmosphere.... . .....

So this could be the answer to my search for interesting, stimulating, heart-rate charging exercise without foot impact!

Now. . .. ....... . ..where do I register for a beginner orgy session? They do NOT mention anything like this in the YMCA syllabus.........

:lol:

Lure him into a motel (cheap) room, tie him up, and crazy glue his thingy to his leg. Except he doesn't have a thingy or a leg!

Gawd....I wonder of any of this bizarre stuff happens during an orgy. Likely one's thingy is crazy-glued to someone else's leg.. . . . . ....

:rolleyes:

That is great news about your friend, Sewzin......four years, and many more to come! She's got a great friend in you, and boy, do cancer-fighters ever need those....... :)

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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Where is MIMMS!??? why isn't she playing with us any more????

MIMMSY, GET ON HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am here!! :(

Oh my gosh, who could even suggest Pat could scare me away???? :o:huh:

I love you'se guys :wub:

I have read along to nearly all posts by e-mail. So sorry I haven't responded to any lately. My goodness, have I been that remiss? <hangsheadinshame> And here I log on to find the most FABULOUS new av's EVER!!! :lol:

I know we have a tres psilly new member in our midst~hi Sue-Zen <waves madly>

"By the time we got to Woodstock..."

I know Suzle has been kickin butts and takin' names

"Fres-no ain't big enuff for the two of us, ewe miss-cre-ant" :lol:

I know Poeter can be found with his hand in the shape of a claw, permanently gripping his telephone <_< .

I know Em is seeking alternative forms of exercise ;)

Whot else?? Sam is a two-timin' bastich, Shroomie (yes?) is having a bonman-fire.

Jess bought chicken food, which is quite a coinky-dink, dat, cos I bought some chicken for food?!?

But what does it mean???

I have been horridly busy wasting working my days away here. Between preparing my basement for the guests who never showed up <_< , sorting tatt for the big sale next month <_< , weekend jaunts :wub:, and having a small reunion BBQ at my house which took wayyyyyyy more work than I was at all prepared for, apparently I have neglected my psillies :unsure::(

My basement is now clean and well organised <whew>, what remains of my garden is now at least neat and presentable, my house is was cleaned ten times over :angry: and I did so much at once that the ganglion cyst on my finger started growing again. <ouch>

So anywhooo...I have missed you all :wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Orgy classes???? This reminds me to tell you all

When we moved into the new cancer building across the hall in the other office for the support staff there was one cubicle that had a huge round support beam that came right down the middle...one of those you can hug but barely get yer arms around it (what they were thinking putting a cubie in there who knows) anyway the girls over there put a sign-up sheet on the pole for pole dancing classes! :)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Wowwee!!! Look at all of the peeps here reading along! We'se having us a par-tay inna middle of the day! Doesn't seem to be orgy-ish, tho. Sorry Em-N-Em! Maybe next time.

Sleezian....I suspect that Sam Hill Man Head is much more a gigalo than any of us are aware. A real player...that one. Think I'll keep him around a while yet, tho. So much fun to have around. And I truly don't mind having to share wif psillies. We are a giving, caring, sharing community, you know. :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Orgy classes???? This reminds me to tell you all

When we moved into the new cancer building across the hall in the other office for the support staff there was one cubicle that had a huge round support beam that came right down the middle...one of those you can hug but barely get yer arms around it (what they were thinking putting a cubie in there who knows) anyway the girls over there put a sign-up sheet on the pole for pole dancing classes! :)

Pole Dancing <:snark!!face:> Any idea whose pole it is? :lol:<_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Pole Dancing <:snark!!face:> Any idea whose pole it is? :lol:<_<

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mornin Sills--much merriment already! :D

Gawd, I'm using some new stupf fer me allergies and I feel like this----> :huh: Am reading and laffing, just pheel too dumb to write much :P Doctor yesterday told me I was allergic to TexAss! :o

minimomR is back!! :D Me and mm is solid--I didn't think I'd run her off :lol: <snort>

Hey Amanda--have a great time wif yer mom! Me loves Niagara Phalls :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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LOL But you know who's name is on the top of the list!

BTW must inform you all I used to tell people when I was in high school I wanted to be a cage dancer...so on class night the night before graduation- as my class gift I was given a small ornamental bird cage...try explaining that to your parents.....

You know it could be a recession proof job....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You know it could be a recession proof job....

True dat ;):P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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You know it could be a recession proof job....

But I'm sure the tips are down

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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But I'm sure the tips are down

Especially as we get older :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Doesn't seem to be orgy-ish, tho. Sorry Em-N-Em! Maybe next time.

Well, i wouldn't have thought so, either, but. . . . .....

So much fun to have around. And I truly don't mind having to share wif psillies. We are a giving, caring, sharing community, you know. :lol:

Um...... .......sounding vaguely orgy-ish to me.. .. .... :unsure::lol:

Pahteeegh is allergic to TexASS! Bollocks.....seasonal allergies are the worst -- take care of thyself, Paht.....

Hey Amanda--have a great time wif yer mom! Me loves Niagara Phalls :D

Dear gawd......my mind has been temporarily immersed in the naughty world of swingers and orgy participants -- it now clouds everything I see. I read this, twice, as Niagara Phallus. :lol:

Sounds like the PERFECT name for the latest male porn star.......his bio:

"My reputation as the most well-endowed adult film star has preceeded me.....for I am known as NIAGARA Phallus"........

elye Community Regular
elye
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Especially as we get older :P

:lol::lol: yup.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Especially as we get older :P

:lol: Ain't that the troof! :lol:

I read this, twice, as Niagara Phallus. :lol:

<giggle>

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