The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

Always wondering away with my mizzing thaught presses. Oh, ya. That thing about lugging all that stuff in front of you. It would be phorin to me. Sort of like trying to imagine being a man with all that stuff between your legs.

Body parts, body parts.

How do they sit with all that extra stuff?

Well, I am grilling fresh tuna steaks for Max. Anyone wanna come be my cat?

[ranger]

Thersiilak-

You said a mothful. Before getting in the ciliac forum, I never spoke of such things as gas and poop! And now on this silliyack thing. I'm talking about a ton of things I wood never discuss with phamily or phriens. And I'm free to misspell my heart way! Nun-sence lifts my spirit

Problim is, it can get you in trouble. Ex..........I always thaught I was Irish, cause someone called me Gaelic. Then, I realized she/he misspelled it and meant to call me phaalic. So, I guess that make me English. Go figger.

I've got to bathe.

Sleezario

[mimommy]

Halloo Sillyville <waving>

I have been "up north" til last eve, so am replying to old posts--may take a part deux or trois.

Taylor went up early wif me in-laws, so I took advantage of the rare opportunity to go shopping sans child....ahhh. Bought her some school clothes, but now have to exchange the ones that didn't fit

Thanx to Momma Goose I had the chance to put my 2 cents in on the WIH page . 'Twas Sam who tweeked my interest to check out psillyvilli to begin with! I'm so glad!!

Hee-hee, me too (to both)!

CLOUDY SKY HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! out of my MIND with joy, it's like I"m somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

must figger out what to do with self - dog park? dog walk? mow the lawn? run screaming through the house with joy? Put butter on me ice cream?

Snoozle--how wonderful Glad you got a break from the rays for a bit. I LURVE overcast days after a long run of sun.

So what did you do? Park the dog? Mow the walk? Walk the lawn?

OMG!!! PHAN-F*CKING-TASTIC SAM HILL MANHEAD AVATARS!! They have made my day..... . . .

Yes Em!! Aren't they awesome? Thx to Janet

I sent a message to my friend to inform him that his likeness was now being exploited shamelessly as my new manatar

_{he asked for a cut of the proceeds}

So yesterday someone was shot a few blocks from our house....what the heck is wrong with the world???

Yikes That is scary

Love your av!!

I don't have a Sam Hill avatar because I don't have an avatar No images of me appear--maybe I don't exist??? Nevertheless I do steal Sam Hill when youse all are not looking

Shroomness...tsk-tsk. How much longer must we endure your egregious lack of visual?

Just took a closer look at my Samatar! I didn't realize he was quite so tall...his head brushes the ceiling!

You should see us together--I barely reach his waist

_{nice belt buckle, tho}

More too come.....

[DingoGirl]

All right, we have exhausted the subject of trans-vaginal ultra-sounds here. I have another proceedure, equally invasive but likely not as undignified, to bring up and on which to get feedback: the infamous bone scan.

Who's had one? This will likely be happening here -- my foot is not improving to my satisfaction (um, haven't been resting it enough, it would seem ), so I believe this is the next step.

Crap, don't like this idea -- radioactive material coursing through me, attaching to me bones?? Hell. . . . . ......

Emmel - 'tis no big deal! I had a bone scan of pelvis/hips/entire back for density check....'tweren't nothin!

Always wondering away with my mizzing thaught presses. Oh, ya. That thing about lugging all that stuff in front of you. It would be phorin to me. Sort of like trying to imagine being a man with all that stuff between your legs.

Body parts, body parts.

:lol: :lol:

reminds me of Elaine on Seinfeld: <said with disgust>

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Mimmsy's back!!!!! yay!!! Catch us up on ever'thin, Mimms I is bored

[mimommy]

I will be living viciously with you. But, I have to stay home and babysit the cobwebs.

yes, Ranger Sue, I too live visciously with others

_{aboot ev'ry 28 days er so}

How were the cobwebs for ya? Hope they behaved well. Did ye have to give any time outs

just WHO is reigning monarch here now? Is it Geoss, of the Buttered Ice Cream?

GEOSS - I DEMAND that you DEMAND avs of Shroomie and Sleezen AT ONCE

and that, my friends, is the precise reason I am sure I cannot lose my 8 pounds

Qween Gee-oss, of de buttered ice cream -- pfft!

_{a land of tall weeds and laughing rain <sigh> tis beauteous}

Yes!!! We must see U

And, Suze...about the 8 pounds--AS IF!!!

remember how that guy lost 8 pounds in that movie

I don't pornogfaph well - kinda always look half dazed

I think the half dazed expression means you are doing it right

Have gained 10 lbs. since going fluten-gree

"fluten-gree" Gah! Love Sue-zen's liber-tees wif the language

but my boobs decided not to return... have I done something to offend them? Or maybe they were gluten boobs and I'll never see them again!

Welcome jack-n-jillian!!

And what a great and phunny post, too-- gluten boobs

I have always felt the distinct discriminations of the ITBC...they kicked me out at 17

I'm 5' 8", so I weigh a bit more than you.........lost over 50 pounds, along wif me boobs and arse.........and, yeah........look like a 12 yr old boy

I've gained 25 pounds since my daughter went gluten free?!

_{is this like when my husband gained 15 pounds when I was preggers}

[Jestgar]

I've gained 25 pounds since my daughter went gluten free?!

_{is this like when my husband gained 15 pounds when I was preggers}

'tis the realization that there are better things to do with your life than obsess over your decorative potential.

[mimommy]

Lessee if I got this straight; change the chicken, water dead bird scattered over the livingroom, buy more cat food water, chase the neighbors dog dishes, laundry sweeping cat, hair everywhere--who threw up?; rug wash the shower, oh hell, just buy new weeds, recycling the cats...

Gah!!!!! Larphing me phat arse off

Definitely need new weeds. Mine don't seem to be working as well as one would hope.

More gah!!!

Max still isn't eating. Poor boy weighs almost nothing. And Lyle has a bad toof or sump'n. Was awake half the night waiting for Lyle to come home so's I could trap him inside for a few days until I can get him to the vet. Started him on antibiotics on Sat (which will get me yelled at by the vet, 'cause they weren't for him) but I had to do something to help him until he can get an appointment. Never seen him in so much pain, but the abx are finally helping. Not sure how I became the designated cat care co-op.

Oh Jess, I'm so sorry about your babies Buttercup had some tooth issues for along time--she worked away at them on the cabinet knob til they starting falling out

and her BREATH--ugh <greenpukeguy>

We eventually had to have all but about 2 teeth pulled. She was soooo happy to feel better, and started eating again for the first time in a longgg while.

Jillian- Welcome. I'm new too. Unlike celiac, the spelling never gets better.

Jess- I hope your animals get better. Nothing worse than sick kids or pets. So helpless.

My burning questioin is for Suzie. You say you live in a gaited community. Do you have a lot of gluten ataxia there? Lots of periphial neuropathy? Do you have an inordinate number of alcoholics (known to have problems with thier gait)? Are normal-gaited friends and loved ones allowed in? And, lastly but mostly and bestly, do the people who make the rules of configuation up realize that if you prohibited bycycles, You would have known that this boy was a normal gaited ruffian, would not have been allowed access, and saved you all that pain and suffragetting And ,BTW, are most of you're speeding tickets issued to people on scooters and motorized wheelchairs? Question from one who has never been wealthy enough to live in a gaited comm.

Sleezianna

Sleezen (reminds me of "sleestacks")--

you are heel-lairyous So much good stuff here--gaited communitees and sufragetting! Gah!!!

<love the glam and magical stories of Shroomie's life>

I'm basically a squatter.

Hmmm...this could mean more than one thing, eh Suze?

I love Shroomies stories too!

Sills--we were treated to the most beautiful night sky up at the cottage this weekend. I walked out on the porch and for some reason looked up. The sheer vastness of stars took my breath away The Milky Way was directly overhead and we saw several perseid meteors. Twas awesome.

[mimommy]

'tis the realization that there are better things to do with your life than obsess over your decorative potential.

Yes, like grow a mafia...destroy the english language...discuss flatulence and fat-ulence...grieve for the boobs of yore...surprise other forum members wif silly man av's...

[jerseyangel]

Yes, like grow a mafia...destroy the english language...discuss flatulence and fat-ulence...grieve for the boobs of yore...surprise other forum members wif silly man av's...

:lol:

[Jestgar]

Yes, like grow a mafia...destroy the english language...discuss flatulence and fat-ulence...grieve for the boobs of yore...surprise other forum members wif silly man av's...

Well yah.

The important, deep reaching events that change the world.

[elye]

..........I always thaught I was Irish, cause someone called me Gaelic. Then, I realized she/he misspelled it and meant to call me phaalic.

Whot? . .. . . . ...Someone meant to call you "phallic?"... . ...wow, um... . ......why would that be?....trying to imagine.. .. .... . ....

Sewzhin, you now absolutely MUST put up an avatar of yourself. This I simply must see... . . .

I sent a message to my friend to inform him that his likeness was now being exploited shamelessly as my new manatar

Whot again?? Rayechool......you have a friend who looks like Sam Hill Manhead?? Such artistic, bronzed, proportionately perfect characteristics exist for real somewhere? Wow, I know who your next avatar needs to feature - -where's this guy live??

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Yup......much rather have them hangin' from me ears. . . . . ..

Well yah.

The important, deep reaching events that change the world.

We do it ALL here.

[mimommy]

Ahhhh Em No Lie.....the tree sounds just wonderful, sitting there waiting for someones like your family to claim it and give it love. Makes me pheel a bit weepy myselph! So glad we could be a part of it all wif you

Well said, T.

I think this tree is the perfect homage to your father, Emily and...we love you

You can store pencils, extra kleenex, a dictionary, you can find the rest of your lunch for a mid-day snack, thaw frozen reagents, smuggle stuff onto airplanes, the uses of excess cleavage are endless.

Unless you are featured on "When Body Parts Attack"...

Ah, but must be careful of the awkward protrusions, especially when bro-less. Have nearly had my nips nipped many a time

no, silly, they frisk her wookie

Pfft!

_{sounds like fun}

the infamous bone scan.

Who's had one?

I had one in my late twenties--just a year or two ago --and it was perfectly OK. It's not unpleasant or uncomfortable. But, yes, the idea of that stuff in yer veins is rather daunting. You'll do just fine.

Halloo Sillyville <waving>

I have been "up north" til last eve, so am replying to old posts--may take a part deux or trois.

Taylor went up early wif me in-laws, so I took advantage of the rare opportunity to go shopping sans child....ahhh. Bought her some school clothes, but now have to exchange the ones that didn't fit

quoting myselph

The good news is only one item has to be returned. Which leads me to the bad news...

none of her old clothes fit her anymore. Shoes either. WIH????

$$ca-ching$$

Whot again?? Rayechool......you have a friend who looks like Sam Hill Manhead?? Such artistic, bronzed, proportionately perfect characteristics exist for real somewhere? Wow, I know who your next avatar needs to feature - -where's this guy live??

We do it ALL here.

No, no, no, Psilly. My friend doesn't look like Sam. Sam snatched my friend's bodee

And *snicker* yes, we doo doo it all here

[Jestgar]

Another one of those WIH??? sites

Open Original Shared Link

[ranger]

So you want a pornogfraph of me. I don't know if such a thing exits.. Keep in mind that I am a thin-as-a-rail rinkly, krinkly old lady, extrordinarily ugly, and I am always necked.

Will see if I can get my phalanges on one.

Sleestonia

[Jestgar]

So you want a pornogfraph of me. I don't know if such a thing exits.. Keep in mind that I am a thin-as-a-rail rinkly, krinkly old lady, extrordinarily ugly, and I am always necked.

Will see if I can get my phalanges on one.

Sleestonia

:unsure: Must get pretty cold there in Ohio and all....

[Mtndog]

How do they sit with all that extra stuff?

Well, I am grilling fresh tuna steaks for Max. Anyone wanna come be my cat?

MEOW!!!!!!! Meow meow meow meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another one of those WIH??? sites

Open Original Shared Link

I love this:

In the northern India state of Haryana, men outnumber women -- which gives brides-to-be a lot of leverage in the husband-finding game. The guys are finding it tough to bag a wife as it is, but now there's a phrase being bandied about by future mothers-in-law that makes things even harder: "No toilet, no bride."

What? You don't have a toilet? Sorry- NO DOWRY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

All these Mr. Manhill avs are killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

Keep in mind that I am a thin-as-a-rail rinkly, krinkly old lady, extrordinarily ugly, and I am always necked.

Sewzin.....you is always necked? What in hell. . . . . ........does this mean that you are constantly in the act of necking er sumphin'? "Jeez, we need to stop and get something to eat - - we've been, like, necked for an hour and a half, man '... . ..

The guys are finding it tough to bag a wife as it is, but now there's a phrase being bandied about by future mothers-in-law that makes things even harder: "No toilet, no bride."

Um, yeah. . . .........methinks this would be a mandatory criterion in my Hindu marriage contract..... .. . .a toilet, of some kind. It would be well above a donkey and conjugal rites before other wives....... . .

[Jestgar]

I just got two estimates for doing my plumbing

$600

and

$1200

:blink:

[elye]

I just got two estimates for doing my plumbing

$600

and

$1200

Oh, crap, Jyesss, just do what I do..... .. . . .Let the thumb sizes be the deciding factor.........

[Jestgar]

Forgot to check...

Are all plumbers pudgy? How do they crawl around under the floor and stuff?

Fab tree Em. It'll become a magnificent calming place for all who need it.

[jerseyangel]

Forgot to check...

Are all plumbers pudgy? How do they crawl around under the floor and stuff?

Nope--remember me cutie-patuttie plumber in PA? Young and not an ounce of pudge

Em--thanks fer the tree pic!! It was a great choice

[elye]

Here you go.....all is not lost:

http://layoder.files.wordpress.com/2008/11...utt-posters.webp

[psawyer]

Here you go.....all is not lost:

http://layoder.files.wordpress.com/2008/11...utt-posters.webp

That picture just cracks me up!

[DingoGirl]

And, Suze...about the 8 pounds--AS IF!!!

remember how that guy lost 8 pounds in that movie

'twas SEVEN pounds, you goof!!!

'tis the realization that there are better things to do with your life than obsess over your decorative potential.

WHOT? there are?? I haven't reached that stage yet I mean, I know I'm psilly and phun and all but.......still caught up on some issues.

<today is definitely a Failure to Launch Day - as G calls them >

Geoss - how are yer kittehs?

and please hit F5 to see my new kitteh av peeking 'round the screen to torture me

Sills--we were treated to the most beautiful night sky up at the cottage this weekend. I walked out on the porch and for some reason looked up. The sheer vastness of stars took my breath away The Milky Way was directly overhead and we saw several perseid meteors. Twas awesome.

*wistful sigh* this sounds magical!!!!!!!!!!!

just erased all me quotes, on purpose........too much to say.

Sleezio in Ohio

Poeter - crack kills, you know

Emmel! Love yer tree -

forgot everything else - - and - - -

forgot the and

[jerseyangel]

Here you go.....all is not lost:

http://layoder.files.wordpress.com/2008/11...utt-posters.webp

OMG :lol:

I think I know him

and please hit F5 to see my new kitteh av peeking 'round the screen to torture me

If that isn't the cutest lil phace!! I could eat him up!

Jess--how did Max like the phish? Hope it coaxed him to eat a wee bit. ...........Allo used to love salmon <sniff>