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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
The Ripper's teef are okay now......but the first couple of days were brutal. I think the braces make him look older, which pleases him. He wishes that they could make him taller. I said that he would need braces around his neck fer that, stretching it bit by bit each week... . . . . :lol:

So glad he's feeling better! :D Gosh, The Ripper looks so much older than when we met him--very mature B) The height will come--probably all at once, if I remember correctly. Both my sons sprouted up a lot when they were well into their teens.


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elye Community Regular
I am so not afraid of testoterone. I, myself, keep a bottle of it next to my bottle of wodka, and have been known to take a nip of it from time to time. All right. All the time.

Okay, now it really is time fer you to put up a pic of yerself, Sewzhinn. Are you that great, huge, bald-headed monster that I see at the gym all the time, the leviathan who cannot put his hands at his sides for the expanse of muscle?

Methinks this may be you:

http://www.gwapasila.com/uploaded_images/p...d1qj-749142.webp

The height will come--probably all at once, if I remember correctly. Both my sons sprouted up a lot when they were well into their teens.

I shall tell Jack this, Patteigh -- seems like all of his buddies are soaring up above him... . .....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Em-

Does the Rippers braces come in colors. That always seemed fun but I was an adult and choose the clear option but I used to use colors on my bottom teeth. Had to make some fun out of those few years!

Where are all the other sillies?? Looks like we are holding down the fort on our own!

Jestgar Rising Star
I shall tell Jack this, Patteigh -- seems like all of his buddies are soaring up above him... . .....

Let's see....how does this go......

You will continue getting tall during your teens until your second growth spurt, after which you stop growing. Men end up taller than women because they hit the growth spurt later. This suggests that the longer Jack goes without hitting the growth spurt, the taller he'll be in the end.

I'll see if I can find a ref for this.

Jestgar Rising Star
I'll see if I can find a ref for this.

Couldn't find anything. I think that was something I remembered from developmental biology, but I did find this: Open Original Shared Link

Keep an eye on his feet.

psawyer Proficient
Where are all the other sillies??

Je suis ici maintenant.

elye Community Regular
Couldn't find anything. I think that was something I remembered from developmental biology, but I did find this: Open Original Shared Link

Keep an eye on his feet.

I just emailed this link to Jack....he will find it very interesting. Knowing him, he probably has already researched all this. In fact, I should check the author's name on that article....could be one o' his. :rolleyes:

And his feet are getting HUGE! Like a St. Bernard pup. . . . .......


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It's the funniest thing. There's this guy on the island that puts up all these tacky looking protest signs that are so cryptic that you can't tell what he's protesting. Well some time over the night somebody went around and put signs up next to his that say things like TAX stupid signs and STOP stupid signs. Ya just never know about these small island people.

OMG :lol: :lol: this is so totally BRILLIANT - can ya post some photos on the book?

Susan Pooper

Doctor of incendiary Devices and Voodic Incantations

:lol: x 55

where does she come UP with this stuff???? :lol:

Sluezen - are you some kind of Pseussian writer er sumfin? you is too gosh-durned phunny

Some more titles

East or West- the pull-out method is best

Things are never borish when you are a little whorish

A loud fart is a form of Art

and the list goes on

*snoooooooortle* :lol:

Horton Hears a Whore! :ph34r:

:D:lol::D

and another snortle :lol: :lol:

youse guys is phunny!!

Happy Sunday everyone :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Sunday to you too Souzzle!!!!!

How are things with you?

mushroom Proficient

Okay, if Sleezin is a Ranger, I is a Forester, although over here I must be an angel with this darned halo round my head all the time on account of what I is driving. Perhaps Sleezin and I can go play in de woods together but then if I were going to do dat I would have to polish me halo and put it back in its Toyota box :o

About the only brace I would contemplate anymore is a back brace since I phinally have me teef to an immovable status--no, me real ones, psillies, not the ones you put in a glass beside your bed every night <_< Gahhh! and have to stick in with that pink goo!!! :lol: Thanks be for the small mercies in life :P

Luuved the supplemental signs on de island {snicker} He probly is too stoopid to even 'get' it. Not vandalism; just supplementation. Only time I ever did vandalism was when they was saving electricity and turned off all the street lights at midnight! Who knows wot pholks will get up to den? Was sharing a house wif some other crazy loons, and we went out "floristry shopping" at 1:00 a.m. Took big baskets and snippers and ended up with a whole pharkin' house full of beeyutiphul phlowers for our weekend party :P Sure hope dey weren't prize blooms planned for some competition or somefink.

flourgirl Apprentice

Heh heh heh......just LoVed the R-rated Suess-like titles! I do not like them Sam (the Manhead) I am....I do not like your Eggs nor Ham! One Fish, Two fish....Tooterfish is not delish!

Nuthin' wrong wif namin yerselph after yer truck!

Pooeter has been pipin' in a bit more......is it from the phull moon?

Gjoess-ters escapades! We need to be in on the next one! :D

Been quite the weekend so far.....long holiday weekend + phull moon = lots of craziness!

The days suddenly seem waaaaayyyyy too short. Dark when I get up, Dark early in the evening. The mornings smell definitely Septemberish. Makes me wonder why I didn't strive to enjoy the summer more. Too late now. But Autumn is pretty decent, too. Unfortunate that we have to wear so many more clothes to be comfy.

elye Community Regular

Got a new Jack Fact!

The Statue of Liberty's fingernails each weigh about a hundred and twenty pounds.

:huh:

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Dr. Suess on celiac disease....One flush, Two flush, Red flush, Green flush.

How the Clench Stole Christmas

The Cat in the Hat Shows Crack (a plumbing manual for begginners).

Horton Hears How Many? (A Story of Split Personality)

Ooooh mannn! Even my Suess Memories are phading! Am drawing blanks just like everything else. I'm stuck in reverse Tabula Rosa :(

flourgirl Apprentice

Geezly EEyor-lye! Each of her fanger nails weighs more than me! That is one hefty lady!

BTW....I also really appreciate Jack-phaks! Pretty Kool Kid!

WideAwake Rookie

I have a date with Sven today! ;)

My darling hubby gave me the Wii Personal Trainer, and some balance board height thingys phor me and Sven to use to achieve maximum Svenability. :P

I had to explain to him today who Sven is :lol:

elye Community Regular
Dr. Suess on celiac disease....One flush, Two flush, Red flush, Green flush.

How the Clench Stole Christmas

The Cat in the Hat Shows Crack (a plumbing manual for begginners).

Horton Hears How Many? (A Story of Split Personality)

:lol::lol: Mygawd....just picturing how one would illustrate The Cat in the Hat Shows Crack...... . .. . .. :huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hey Sillies

Well the evening was going well.....until!

We went to go see fireworks. On the way there we hit a filing cabinet on the interstate, it was dark out and the cabinet was brown....by the time John saw it and swerved to miss it but he clipped it and damaged my bumper and gashed up the tire. Brand new tires on my car. Now I need another new one.

Fireworks were nice, they were over the river and all but still.

psawyer Proficient

Poopy cow, Amanda! :( :(

flourgirl Apprentice

Sorry that an accident put a dent (pun intended) in your lovely evening, Mand-o-lin. Best thing is...it's damage that can be fixed and that no one was hurt. One would think that whoever lost it might have realized it was missing and gone to look for it. "Geez Edna! The Filing Cabinet has taken off with the socks again! How many times have I told you to keep the office door shut to keep it in?"

Hope yer all having a grand day today. It's not a day-off hollerday for everyone. So......while I'm working I'll imagine y'all having pik a niks, swilling phun drinks (like stormy hurricanes, and strawberry doctarries, whatever) watching phireworks, suntanning or otherwise floating your boats! Will make me smile....it will.

elye Community Regular

G'Morning, Psills!

Happy Labour Day. Anyone still sit and watch Jerry Lewis? I have vivid memories of tuning in to the telethon as a kid, my stomach all in knots over school starting the next day, and seeing Gerry's face and thinking, "gawd......he's not helping, much"... .. ..

:rolleyes:

Mandolin! :o Wow, taking on a filing cabinet on the highway.. . ...... ...thank gawd John reacted quickly enough and you just clipped it! Could have been so much worse...... :unsure:

Four new tires, but you guys are okay!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

A FILING CABINET????

How do you NOT notice that's missing?

Did you guys get out and load it up? Did it survive unscathed?

ranger Enthusiast

I'm feeling very Syrian today, almost glum. I never thaught I'd say this to anyone, but, here goes. " I hope the Ripper's mouth is better".

And youv'e got to watch for those phlying philing cabints. Glad no one was hurt.

You guys have cracked me up with your Dr. Soos stuf. Makes me want to learn to reed.

OK, I'm computer illigitimate. How do you pick out quotes and use the smiley faces?

Yesterday, watched a PBS program on the history of the chicken. I think a story about a live, headless chicken is intrinsically phunny. They took him touring all over the U.S., and even England. They had to stuff phood directly into his esophigus,condrointly water with an eye-dropper. On occasion, he would start "gurgling", and then they would have to remove phlegm with the same said eye-dropper. High maintenance chicken! One night, after a hyly lucrative side show in Sascckicun, the chicken started gurgling. They could't find the afore-mentioned eye-dropper, and the poor damn live headless chicken died from drowning in it's own phlegm.

Phlegm spelled correctly is an intrinsically phuuni word.

I will return after mourning the dead live headless chicken. Maybe I'll get my femur back.

You're phlegmee fiend,

Sleezballs

ps- that was not me in the gym. I look like that, but would not go near a gym. Am allergic to Sven.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
A FILING CABINET????

How do you NOT notice that's missing?

Did you guys get out and load it up? Did it survive unscathed?

I know right! no we didnt stop it was dark out and it was in the left lane of a 3-lane highway on the bridge where there is no room for stopping safely. We hurried up and called 911 so that Penndot can come and get it. If not there was going to be an accident.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
I know right! no we didnt stop it was dark out and it was in the left lane of a 3-lane highway on the bridge where there is no room for stopping safely. We hurried up and called 911 so that Penndot can come and get it. If not there was going to be an accident.

Well, I guess that explains why whoever left it behind.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm BAAAAACK from the Turkish abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...am DELERIOUS from lack of sleep :mellow: , been awake since....... :unsure: .....Sunday morning :blink: .....body thinks it's cocktail time

WIH?!?!...gotta get me act together...kids back to school tomorrow

It's cold and raining <_<

Post holiday blues will commence shortly ....BAHHH!!!!!

So... what gives??.....can-nae catch up, left me brain in Asia Minor :huh:

WHO'll give me a run down on the last fortnight????????

Every one ok??

HA ha...*giggle*.....

Have enjoyed doing 2 things since getting home:

1) Drinking water out of a tap

2) Flushing the toilet paper down the pan

:lol:

<slumping asleep over keyboard -_- >

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