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jerseyangel Proficient

Nik!!!!! Welcome back!! :D

Now it's time to rest up from yer vacation :lol:

One thing.....you can't flush toilet paper there?? :o What do you do with it, pray tell? :unsure:


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elye Community Regular
I never thaught I'd say this to anyone, but, here goes. " I hope the Ripper's mouth is better".

:lol: Has a nice, yet bizarre, ring to it. .. . .....

OMG.... . Touring, headless chicken.. ...... :lol::lol:

Perhaps we ALL need a little feeding directly into our esophogi... . . ....

I'll bet that creature was not bothered by acid reflux........the acid would have nowhere to travel! Actually, many things he would escape -- earaches, conjunctivitus, migraines.... .... . . ....but worst of all:

He could NEVER wear a hat.

:lol::lol:

I will return after mourning the dead live headless chicken. Maybe I'll get my femur back.

Sewzhinn has lost 'er femur! Gawd, I hate when this happens. . . ......I'll bet that could be what Mandolin and John clipped on the turnpike, not some filing cabinet! It's a very big bone, after all. . . ....

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm BAAAAACK from the Turkish abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY! Welcome back, Nikkers! Gads, get thee to sleep!

WHO'll give me a run down on the last fortnight????????

LEEEEEEEEE-SAAAARRRRGH!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nik!!!!! Welcome back!! :D

Now it's time to rest up from yer vacation :lol:

One thing.....you can't flush toilet paper there?? :o What do you do with it, pray tell? :unsure:

*Cough* ..well, their sewage system can't take paper - so there's a wee (no pun intended) bin next to the loo.

....BUT, the loo has an ingenious 'tap' built in - kind of like a bidet/toilet all in one....(fascinating stuff, imperative for seelyacks to know ;) )

So..... while you lose 'flushability'.... you gain an excellent bum washer :mellow:

Jestgar Rising Star
So..... while you lose 'flushability'.... you gain an excellent bum washer :mellow:

Loved that cold water on my heiny :huh:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

shoot lost the quote but Jim and i watched one on how salt is found and processed from the mine.

honey we need to get lives :lol:

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm BAAAAACK from the Turkish abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO'll give me a run down on the last fortnight????????

welcome back to the land of water and toilet paper

i need a 'fill in also'

i'm so behind.

wrote on the smoking thread

don't think i wrote it here

not a good time in old PA

esp at our abode.

Judy

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Loved that cold water on my heiny :huh:

Knew ya did Jess ;)

Very refreshing.....

wrote on the smoking thread

don't think i wrote it here

not a good time in old PA

esp at our abode.

Judy

:(

UH -oh, off to read now.

Sorry you're having such a hard time Joodee :-(

{{{hugs}}}

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Loved that cold water on my heiny :huh:

Not sure my heiny would like the bidet....I must too American :P

Thats as bad as reading on CNN this morning about those pilots striking in FL and that they have no bathrooms on the cargo planes...the company took the bathrooms out to save money...so now the male and female pilots must use bags to go to the toliet....whats wrong with this pic?

Judy nice to see you. Hope things at your crib get better? What has gotten into my vocab today? sheesh!

Lissagh must provide a detailed summary including our tribute to Dr Seuss. We make up one hell of a creative team tofgether!

Alright--off to Kipona and then stopping at MIL's...she is still a little angry that we didnt drop by the picnic yesterday.

And the little cat is still here at my house. Will try to upload pics to PhaceBook later. He is a darling, and we are taking him to the vet tomorrow. He has a bum paw...and limps quite bad.

Peace Out Sillz~


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elye Community Regular

Keep that kitteh, Mando! :wub::wub:

He needs you SO, wif his li'l sore paw... . . ......

Joooooodieeee . . . ...... . . . . ...... . . .. :( I'm sorry to hear that things are rough.

Hang in there!

curlyfries Contributor
LEEEEEEEEE-SAAAARRRRGH!

:ph34r:

Lissagh must provide a detailed summary including our tribute to Dr Seuss. We make up one hell of a creative team tofgether!

Alas.........that part of me is still lost. :(

I can still bring out me psillie from time to time.....albeit sometimes it is dragged out, kicking and screaming. :unsure:

Trying to hold onto the hope that things could turn around for us any day.

And I'll always have me psillies ^_^

...and dancing. We are forbidden to pay for dance clubs :rolleyes: ........and now we have been offered extra lessons every Thursday at no charge :D

This makes Lisa very happy.

ranger Enthusiast

Added long reply. It dissappeared. Too tired to do it over. Later

jerseyangel Proficient
Loved that cold water on my heiny :huh:

Never used a bum washer.....maybe someday :rolleyes:

ranger Enthusiast

And it was soooo good. Included the secrets of everlasting life, the next 500 power lotto numbers, how Donald Trump does his hair, where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, is there life in the Universe, and the burning question -is there a heaven for a dead live headless chicken? SOOOOOO SOOOORY!

The Devios Diva of Dangling Deficits

Desuuz El Dingleberries

curlyfries Contributor

Isn't that always the way it is?

Some of my best posts have been lost in the abyss! ;)

elye Community Regular
Never used a bum washer.....maybe someday :rolleyes:

Me neither! A bidet.. ............yes, perhaps someday.... . ...must go on my list of "to-do's"....

And it was soooo good. Included the secrets of everlasting life, the next 500 power lotto numbers, how Donald Trump does his hair, where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, is there life in the Universe, and the burning question -is there a heaven for a dead live headless chicken?

:lol: Dear GAWD -- the very questions that I have been tossing and turning through the night over, the ones that plague me as I sit at breakfast, or in front of my students, or at red lights.. . . ....... Sewzhinn, what about these queries that truly obsess me: Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighboUrs? And how do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Did you address these? Gawd, woman, find that lost post!

:rolleyes::lol:

ranger Enthusiast

Posting is a crap-shoot! Ya. Hope I'm over the loss of my ranger tomorro..I love that little red truck that said,"Iknow I can, I know I can.............And then couldn't. I'll have to get a new name. I'm thinking Sunami. That's what everyone else calls me. I've earned it. Wood the bored be OK with a name change? Posting is a crappshoot!

Sunami v Syrias

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ranger Enthusiast
Me neither! A bidet.. ............yes, perhaps someday.... . ...must go on my list of "to-do's"....

:lol: Dear GAWD -- the very questions that I have been tossing and turning through the night over, the ones that plague me as I sit at breakfast, or in front of my students, or at red lights.. . . ....... Sewzhinn, what about these queries that truly obsess me: Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighboUrs? And how do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Did you address these? Gawd, woman, find that lost post!

:rolleyes::lol:

God No! He is an obssesive bastard who has prayed on little kids for years. His sweaters are actually made from the hair of our small childs. I actually had one that claimed to maerry him at 2- She was 49, but they got married at 2:00 Pm. Never mind! I live too near a scool for him to be my nabor.

The Dear? For god'sakes, they can reed. They hold jobs, pay texts. They care for thier Bambis, like my DH takes care of his bimbos.

Mabe if you were more like me - quit eating, quit teaching, quit driveng, yud have the answers. I wouldn't advise it.

elye Community Regular
God No! He is an obssesive bastard who has prayed on little kids for years. His sweaters are actually made from the hair of our small childs.

:lol::o:lol::o

A madman, I know, I know.. . . ......that look in his eyes. . . ..... ..and that mailman of his.. . . .......they were heavily into organized crime together, I am sure. Arms deals, laundering........they hid the guns and drugs in those puppets -- Lady Elaine and the King. They sent off all of their heinous, dirty contraband on that innocent-looking little train that chugged through the set. It all makes shocking sense, now. . . . .. .

Jestgar Rising Star
The Dear? For god'sakes, they can reed.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol::o:lol::o

A madman, I know, I know.. . . ......that look in his eyes. . . ..... ..and that mailman of his.. . . .......they were heavily into organized crime together, I am sure. Arms deals, laundering........they hid the guns and drugs in those puppets -- Lady Elaine and the King. They sent off all of their heinous, dirty contraband on that innocent-looking little train that chugged through the set. It all makes shocking sense, now. . . . .. .

NO idea wot yooz are on aboot....BUT I chuckled to think of jumpers sweaters made from the hair of childs :o:unsure:

WHO is this beast?!?!?!

:lol:

Is my body clock ok?? :unsure: ....up at 6.00am for the school run (*shudder*)..... have a pheeling I may keel over and need a pm nap WITH Tiger Pig :blink: )

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Today ist Tuesday yet since we are just returning to work makes it feel like a Monday and the short week doesn't feel so short. I am a very easily confused individual why do they play with my mind so....yikes!

anyway I am sitting at my desk staring out my window and it is dreary out- its a blah day for sure!

elye Community Regular
NO idea wot yooz are on aboot....BUT I chuckled to think of jumpers sweaters made from the hair of childs :o:unsure:

WHO is this beast?!?!?!

Get ready, Nik.... . ....

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Get ready, Nik.... . ....

Open Original Shared Link

:o

HOLY CRAP!!!!!.......he is a scary a$$ dude :unsure:

:lol:

First day back to school for Als & Devil Child.

Sometimes I forget why Martin's moniker is DC....... :rolleyes: ........... t'was hell on earth trying to get him out of bed this morn that's fo' sho'.

Anyhoo - was rudely reminded by lunchtime, with a call from his tutor, telling me they were sending him home 'cos of bad attitude

:angry:

I am giggling to meselph in a weird way......... did I really think it would be plain sailing just 'cos of a slight display of maturity of late???? :lol:

PHoolish Mummy <_< .... so didn't so much as read him the riot act as merely tell him that he knows wot he's gotta do ..... or deal wiv the consequences (they may be harsh & severe...possibly involving hard laboUr :unsure: ..haven't decided yet ;-))

Oh, back to the grind eh?

Many loads of washing awaiting the line of doom :lol:

OH, must ask!!!.... Tel wants to try making gluten-free Gnocchi , anyone had success???

(Tel's been inspired by Martha Stewart :lol: )

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Wowza, I've been gone too long! Missed a lot I guess! Inlaws have finally left, migraine has finally left, dd starts school tomorrow, ds starts pre-school today, I need a drink and it's only 0730... :huh: I'm thinkin a vodka and vodka sounds AMAZIN!!! Maybe once kiddo gets off to school in the morning, I shall start drinking myself into oblivion, or shop, me needs some good alone shopping time. Hubby would probly rather I empty the vodka from the freezer.

Tooday will bee a random day, methinks. Tis wat happens when u wake when yur sopposed to leeve fir wurk...

Gawrsh, I arrr sooo happie to half me howse back from the inlars!

I know I'm a few pages behind, but think about that cold water, if used long enough, could get rid (or reduce) Peetah's multiple balz issue. If cold enough, I say most wood retreet fir wormer places....

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Wowza, I've been gone too long! Missed a lot I guess! Inlaws have finally left, migraine has finally left, dd starts school tomorrow, ds starts pre-school today, I need a drink and it's only 0730... :huh: I'm thinkin a vodka and vodka sounds AMAZIN!!! Maybe once kiddo gets off to school in the morning, I shall start drinking myself into oblivion, or shop, me needs some good alone shopping time. Hubby would probly rather I empty the vodka from the freezer.

Tooday will bee a random day, methinks. Tis wat happens when u wake when yur sopposed to leeve fir wurk...

Gawrsh, I arrr sooo happie to half me howse back from the inlars!

I know I'm a few pages behind, but think about that cold water, if used long enough, could get rid (or reduce) Peetah's multiple balz issue. If cold enough, I say most wood retreet fir wormer places....

I did that today too! Woke up when I was supposed to be AT work. Don't know how I screwed up my alarm but I did. Good thing I had to pee....... Y'know, Qween's shouldn't haf ta get up at 4:30 in the freakin morning.....

elye Community Regular

Hellooooo, Ra-chyehlle! Yes, I know what that whole In-Lars-Have-Taken-Root feels like... . . ..... ..can be very difficult to get on here, let alone be silly at all. <_<

Hey! I see Buh-gnee on here.. . . .....Nik, she will have a gnocchi answer fer ya, I'll bet.... .. ..

Sometimes I forget why Martin's moniker is DC....... :rolleyes: ........... t'was hell on earth trying to get him out of bed this morn that's fo' sho'.

How old is this young creature, Nik? Is he old enough to be leaving home soon? Often the scariest kids are the ones who hang around the longest. . ....probably a good thing for them, but life-shortening fer Mom.. . . . ..

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