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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Holy crap...... .. .. ...a High Quality Immunochromatographic And Immunofiltration test!! Jeez, I've been waiting and waiting for this very item to come up! Gawd, and all I had to say was PENIS!

:lol:

Kids were putting their hands down Jyaghnutt's pants? Vaguely remember this. . . . . . ......they were searching for something? Gluesticks, er geometry sets?. . . . ........Canna recall. . . .......

:huh:

:lol:


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curlyfries Contributor

Hah!!!.....methinks it's time for bed! :P

I saw Gluten free Noodles

...and right next to it.....still thinking of Em's penis proclamation.....

thought I read.....

Gluten free Limp Balm

:huh:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

I still got 'za

must try harder

incandescent

diversification

prestidigitation

caterwaul

cat 'er nine tails

curlyfries Contributor
I still got 'za

:unsure:

<lookingaround>

Are you sure? :huh:

.......here? :blink:

.....you must have a renegade blue google smurf :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star

Pizza Works - Bothell, WA

Traditional, Vegan & Healthy Pizzas Gluten Free & Soy Cheese Available

mushroom Proficient
Holy crap...... .. .. ...a High Quality Immunochromatographic And Immunofiltration test!!

Are you sure it was not an immunoINfiltration test? My body is much better at this; just ask my immune system

Kids were putting their hands down Jyaghnutt's pants? Vaguely remember this. . . . . . ......they were searching for something? Gluesticks, er geometry sets?. . . . ........Canna recall. . . .......

Egads, not the classroom of me youth; we considered it a major coup when we sent a chemistry teacher running from the room in tears... she did na even care if de place blew up :huh:. akshually, neither did we!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning peeps!!!!!

Missing absent psillies :( - they must come back to the bosom of the brethren!!!!!!!!

So, this morning Alzey's been send home from school by 9.30am 'cos of water contamination in the school? :unsure::huh:

Plenty of time for the devilchild to be excluded :lol:

Dear gaaaawd!!...just one day sans sons!!

All the nines for todays date....09.09.09

:blink:

....but what does it mean???? :unsure:


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elye Community Regular

Gooood Morning, Psillies!

Limp Balm

:lol::lol: Fantastic - - Topical Viagra Cream... . ......a terrific marketing idea.....!

All the nines for todays date....09.09.09

Methinks the number nine is associated wif Mars........war, violence, masculinity..... . ....nothing funny, silly or feminine.

Gawd, certainly not the number o' THIS thread.. .. .... :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Just saw this wonderful, heartwarming clip about Hurricane Hazel on Rick Mercer's show:

Em-N-Em!! Fabulous! I enjoyed this SOOOO much! Certainly a good role model for us as individuals...more so for all of our politicians!!! Maybe we could convince her to start a school for All politicians ....starting with OURS!!! Just LOVE her!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Not much to report today? Pretty boring here....DH and I spent the evening watching hte new season of the office. Love that show.

flourgirl Apprentice

The Blue Google Smurfs keep shouting at me ... Gluten Free Breads!

I long ago gave up on bread of any kind!!!! There is one recipe that I thought was sort of all right....but it won't keep. Even in the freezer....bah! Just not worth the bother! I enjoyed my BLT's all summer without any bread, thank you very much! Can still eat breadless sandwiches (but pretty messy....lotsa napkins). Why, oh why, do they taunt me like this? :huh::lol:

Cold, damp, cloudy, depressing weather we're having. Work days are sunny, warm, happy kinds of weather.....days off = sad, gloomy weather. So much to do....so little ambition! Deep sigh....guess I just gotta to and do it! Somehow sunshine pours energy into my scrwny ol' bod. Better than coffee (almost).

Hope you all have a great store of bright sunny rays inside to tide you over! :D

BTW......there is so much I don't miss about child raising...as some of you remind me. BUT...they grow up, oh so very fast, and sometimes I miss my wonderful, curious, loving little boy-bean so much! The grown-man/child is still out seeking his own way and too often forgets to turn back to wave at Mama. Gone...but still here. You'll see. :(;)

ranger Enthusiast

Holy crap...... .. .. ...a High Quality Immunochromatographic And Immunofiltration test!! Jeez, I've been waiting and waiting for this very item to come up! Gawd, and all I had to say was PENIS!

Got that test at Walmart the other day. $10.00. Not bad.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
...and right next to it.....still thinking of Em's penis proclamation.....

thought I read.....

Gluten free Limp Balm

Missed that one Leese!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

My google ads are most boring <_<

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PFFT!!!!!!!!!..whatever :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
BTW......there is so much I don't miss about child raising...as some of you remind me. BUT...they grow up, oh so very fast, and sometimes I miss my wonderful, curious, loving little boy-bean so much! The grown-man/child is still out seeking his own way and too often forgets to turn back to wave at Mama. Gone...but still here. You'll see. :(;)

Really???..... they might move out one day?? :unsure:

Dare I dream?

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Canadian Psyllie Psoul Dancing :P

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I heard Nikki's call of psilly's back to the bosom of the brethren.........but what is a girl to do? I have NO BOSOM :lol: :lol:

Yes- where are our missing psillies? I haven't been on because I was away (at that place on Lake Champlain where I can almost swim to Em in Canada- well, OK now Ontario but Quebec).

BTW Em and Peter what is it with POUTINE- french fries in beef gravy with fresh cheese curds (insertbarffaceemoticon)? It sounded good till I read the fresh cheese curd part. Please tell me it is better than it sounds!!!!!!!

Also, spending more time than I thought wif me online students as all 19 of them have started the course with a roaring brown nose enthusiasm (we'll see how long THAT lasts :lol: :lol: )

How is everybody?

elye Community Regular
Canadian Psyllie Psoul Dancing :P

Open Original Shared Link

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I have NOT larfed like that in a loooooonnnng time.........Thanks SO much, Patteigh -- I really did need that!

POeter, I was coming close to forgetting, or perhaps blocking out, that wild night we had on the Yonge Street dance floor in 1979. . . . ....remember how the crowd fell silent, parted quickly? .. . ..... :lol:

The grown-man/child is still out seeking his own way and too often forgets to turn back to wave at Mama. Gone...but still here. You'll see. :(;)

I'm getting this already with Jack. He's turned twelve, and rarely turns back to wave goodbye as he heads up the street to school.. .. . .... :( ...... . ..

Gads, I need to look at POeter and I dancing again. .. .....

Got that test at Walmart the other day. $10.00. Not bad.

Did you have to yell the word "PENIS"? I know that Walmart employees have a great training program and a lot of retail hutspa, but this situation may just challenge even the most seasoned of stockers/shelvers/greeters.. . . . ..

Mtndog Collaborator

OMGawd......canadian psillyville soul dancing. Em- You look mighty hot as a disco queen and Pieter dancing up a storm in is velour pants. :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
OMGawd......canadian psillyville soul dancing. Em- You look mighty hot as a disco queen and Pieter dancing up a storm in is velour pants. :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: The two of 'em could really cut a rug back then!! :lol:

Hi Bevvie--glad to hear the students are still in brown-nose mode! :D May it last a while longer ;)

ranger Enthusiast
Holy crap...... .. .. ...a High Quality Immunochromatographic And Immunofiltration test!! Jeez, I've been waiting and waiting for this very item to come up! Gawd, and all I had to say was Pen!

Say what? :huh:

ranger Enthusiast

My pee-brain finally got quotes and emotecommmies! Hellaluyah! Let the good times roll.

elye Community Regular

Oh, dear gawd.....poutine. Bevel, you have been introduced to one of the most embarrassing French-Canadian phenomena - - french fries smothered in gravy and then covered in mozzerella cheese. :huh::blink: Very popular in Quebec, and has made its way across the river in the past few years.

Our local McDonalds chains now offer poutine.....excuse me, "McPout", er sumfin'.......

I craved poutine with a passion that was frightening whilst making my way through pregnancy #2. I was working downtown, and there was a chip wagon right at the corner of the street where my building was, so I believe I had a large order three or four times a week. I gained about 55 pounds. <_<:o

elye Community Regular
My pee-brain finally got quotes and emotecommmies! Hellaluyah! Let the good times roll.

Bah, hold onto yer hat, Slewzhinnskaya. Stick with us and you'll be pounding out more than quoted text and emoticons. You could be doin' THIS:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hey, where IS Jan-it? what is she up to?

Still here . . . just no psillie . . . only boring, depressing things happening in my life right now, it will turn around soon. I was gone over Labor Day . . . back to Dad's to work on clearing stuff out of the house. I thought I would be able to get on the computer a couple of times and keep up but he worked us like dogs. Even hubby . . . God Bless Him, he took it well.

I haven't read everything and I just don't have time too, but I did read that Jess lost her kitteh . . . so sorry, Jess. You gave him such a good home. Who wouldn't want to be one of Jess' kittehs?? Did somebody else lose a kitteh? I read that but couldn't figure out who . . .and I, the archive queen, am not going back to find it.

Is she workin with the little kiddies that stick their hands down her pants like last year? :P

Yep, I'm going back. The activities have started with Back to School Night last night. Classes actually start on Friday. Enrollment is down so I believe I'm about to lose some of my hours. The director is trying to figure out what to do cuz I have a signed contract.

I'll keep up now, I promise, but now I must run out to Lowe's and get a second @$)(@*# light fixture for the bathroom.

ranger Enthusiast

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