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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I am off to BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too!

Weird koinkidink......

Also been thinkin about/concerned about my dad......haven't heard from him in MONTHS!

Got an e-mail from him this evening.....YAY!

but.....

Hotmail would NOT let me open it! :angry:

Finally did, though......reason for still being up........and all is well. :)

Nighty-nite

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greenmatter Newbie
greenmatter
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Whats going on here? LOL

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I, too, must bid you adieu for tonight. It will be a busy morning tomorrow.

The jewels and scepter remain somewhat tarnished tonight. There was no polishing of the royal assets. :(

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Whats going on here? LOL

Absolutely nothing of any value. except fun.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Whats going on here? LOL

We have a new king for the next 100 97 pages, and we is just celebrating his coronation with the usual ribaldry bawdiness, we the members of his royal court. :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Sills--I'm sore in places I didn't know I had :o Last night we started putting an epoxy finish on the garage floor.....what a production! We had to etch it first (did this on Sunday) and then wash. By last night it was dry, so we mixed up the first batch of the stuff and ended up getting the floor about 2/3 done. All the edging is done (by moi) and it really looks incredible.

Another beautiful day here--got me winders open B)

so glad you got it 3/4 done

Duh! :blink: .....I had no clue what you were talking about........I thought we were still talking weather :huh:

You may have to polish the royal sceptor ;):lol::lol::lol:

ALL HAIL KING PETER!!!!

I thought so too.............but i'm sleeping typing

waiting for the heating pad to warm up my bed for my back

packing sucks

only 10 days till settlement

keep all appendages crosses.

congrats king Peter

elye Community Regular
elye
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GoOoOoooOoOd morning, gang!

Soooozle! :) Very extensive, late-night, quote-laden posts from you! Finally! 'Tis terrific to be reading you again, chortling along with you. .. .. . .....

Whats going on here? LOL

OMG... . . .. what a question.... . ... ....and where to begin?? :huh::lol:

Greenmatter, you must stick around. We all larf constantly.........'tis quite something, really.

I now truly admire newbies who come in here and post. Just the thought of seeing a thread that is 2400 pages long, YEARS in the making, and taking a run at joining in, would likely be too intimidating fer me. So GOOD FER YOU, all you recent Psills - - Rah-shell, Slooozhee.... . . . ...trial by fire, I suppose. .. . . ... :rolleyes:

The jewels and scepter remain somewhat tarnished tonight. There was no polishing of the royal assets. :(

Well.....perhaps there was some polishing of royal jewels and said sceptre, after the King retired for the night... . .. ........ :ph34r::lol:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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G'mornin all

conference starts today, so no more fun, although my boss called yesterday to find out when my poster was. When I told him Friday, he muttered something about not having to show up til then....

It's only 4:30 in the morning, a little early for swimming, but I'm gonna take my coffee down by the pool for a while.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Whats going on here? LOL

:lol: :lol: :lol: all kinds of wackiness....jump in, Greenie!

The jewels and scepter remain somewhat tarnished tonight. There was no polishing of the royal assets.

*snort* :lol: oh, well. You can't have it all, now can you.

We have a new king for the next 100 97 pages, and we is just celebrating his coronation with the usual ribaldry bawdiness, we the members of his royal court.

:lol:

I thought so too.............but i'm sleeping typing

waiting for the heating pad to warm up my bed for my back

packing sucks

only 10 days till settlement

keep all appendages crosses.

JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let me ask you again.....

ARE YA COMIN' THROUGH FREZNO????????????????????

:)

Well.....perhaps there was some polishing of royal jewels and said sceptre, after the King retired for the night... . .. ........ :ph34r::lol:

*cackle* yes.......maybe some STEALTH polishing, for the QUEEN's pleasure :lol:

It's only 4:30 in the morning, a little early for swimming, but I'm gonna take my coffee down by the pool for a while.

:blink:

who in hell gets up at 4:30 in the morning in HAWAII????? maybe you need to go to Maui, Geoss....seems to me, all I did was sleep while there.......had that effect....the only place, in my whole life, I was able to take a nap, every single day :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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:blink:

who in hell gets up at 4:30 in the morning in HAWAII?????

Seriously :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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who in hell gets up at 4:30 in the morning in HAWAII?????

I do . . . to pee (wee bladder, you know) . . . then I go back to bed.

elye Community Regular
elye
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...the only place, in my whole life, I was able to take a nap, every single day :lol:

I think anywhere that finds me drinking mojito after mojito after daiquiri would allow me to nap, perhaps more than once, a day... . .... . . ..

:lol:

HEY! Buh-kneee! Just made your onion/mayo/cheese dip -- incroyable.

And really low-cal. <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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HEY! Buh-kneee! Just made your onion/mayo/cheese dip -- incroyable.

I'm planning on making it with plain Greek yogurt. I hate mayo......

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I think anywhere that finds me drinking mojito after mojito after daiquiri would allow me to nap, perhaps more than once, a day... . .... . . ..

:lol:

you know, on that trip (one week in Maui), I wasn't really drinking AT ALL! In fact, I can tell you my age.....it was the first Christmas after my dad died, and some of our family went to Hawaii that year.....so I was about 27. NOT a heavy drinker at that time - probably just one umbrella drink a day, or none......

nope....I"m telling you.....I've been to most of the Hawaiian isles, and only in Maui did I sleep and sleep -_-

but OMG - now that I think of it, I napped nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY in Italy for half a summer! :o and was almost a COMPLETEL teetotaler at that age (23).....it was the diet that made me sleepy.....a breakfast of a croissant (with some UNBELIEVABLY delicious cream cheese or chocolate filling :( *sniff*) and coffee.....that was it......then a HUGE lunch at 1:00-ish.....OMG....had to CRASH every day, that is why they have siestas, my friends...no protein at the morning meal! the entire country is celiac hypoglycemic, I"m tellin ya... We called it Florentine Sleeping Sickness.....and could NAE fight it.......

Extremely cranky that I have to go and represent the TC (my "job") tonight at this function WITHOUT MY BOSS :angry: do NOT want to go.......no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh: Have a zit on my chin the size of a pea.....hair is PSYCHOTIC, and getting worse all the time :( Am VERY cranky, and do NOT want to go ANYWHERE, but most especially doing an activity that requires me to promote something that I think is GNUTS (our youth program). :angry:

I"ll stop whining now :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Poor Soozle--whine away.....I'm gonna join ya :P I pheel glutened and I think I know what did it. Some stinkin sliced almonds--I usually get the whole ones that I know are safe but I had this old bag in the cupboard and figured I'd use them up. I knew sumphin was up yesterday when I was bloating up as the day went on and was queasy and grumpy last night :lol: now today, there's no doubt <_<:angry:

It's particularly h-anus when it hasn't happened in a long time, for some reason.... :huh:

Ok, enough of that....where is everybody today? It's dreary here--raining on and off. Heading over to the house wif more stuff in a little bit. Be back later :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Poor Soozle--whine away.....I'm gonna join ya :P I pheel glutened and I think I know what did it. Some stinkin sliced almonds--I usually get the whole ones that I know are safe but I had this old bag in the cupboard and figured I'd use them up. I knew sumphin was up yesterday when I was bloating up as the day went on and was queasy and grumpy last night now today, there's no doubt

It's particularly h-anus when it hasn't happened in a long time, for some reason.... :huh:

oh Pads :angry: what a pisser!! What did it say on the bag? ppffftttttt :angry:

TREE-SAH!! been meaning to ask how your wee Peaches is :wub: I just LOVE her....

Sills......I have had a screwdriver.........to ease my nerves over this stupid function

:ph34r:

:lol:

:wacko:

help me.....

BTW - I don't think giving blood agrees with me :unsure: <TRYING to download a smiley central DEAD MAN emoticon.............will not work :angry: >

<and just HOW do I get me smileys??? what website? it's not working!!!!!!!!!!>

I have rage today. May be attributed to pre-menopause stuff. BAH. <_< Or any number of other issues.

Where is Sleezio? miss her silliness.

:)

more later, sills..........or not :wacko:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Sills......I have had a screwdriver.........to ease my nerves over this stupid function

:ph34r:

There are worse things than inebriation, you know. Sobriety is at the top of my list.

So, at the store this afternoon, after unloading the truck, we are a bit tired mentally and physically.

Her majesty is on Phacebook and sees a phunny video linked by one of her phriends. It is not on my page, because her phriend of a phriend is not also my phriend. So she says, watch it on my computer.

I walk around, and click on it while she goes to do something else. I switch it to full-screen mode and watch. She comes back, and apparently did not know that you could watch in full-screen mode, because she asks me, "How did you get it up so big?" Several seconds of silence followed. :ph34r:

I then showed her how to access full-screen mode.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
"How did you get it up so big?"

Well, maybe she was speaking of yer sceptor :P

Get yer minds outta the gutter......PeOter is the new King and everything....... B)

Oh Sooz--sorry bout the hormonal raging. Not phun, I know :( I think havin the screwdriver was a good idea--did it take the edge off?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Me want screwdriver :angry: :angry:

I have class at the conference til 8 tonight. Have not been outside since 7am. Skipped the last half of the last session to take a break and check email and charge my computer (for the class). Bah.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I do . . . to pee (wee bladder, you know) . . . then I go back to bed.

Well, yeah :rolleyes:

Extremely cranky that I have to go and represent the TC (my "job") tonight at this function WITHOUT MY BOSS :angry: do NOT want to go.......no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh: Have a zit on my chin the size of a pea.....hair is PSYCHOTIC, and getting worse all the time :( Am VERY cranky, and do NOT want to go ANYWHERE, but most especially doing an activity that requires me to promote something that I think is GNUTS (our youth program). :angry:

Poor Soozle! :(

I pheel glutened and I think I know what did it. Some stinkin sliced almonds--I usually get the whole ones that I know are safe but I had this old bag in the cupboard and figured I'd use them up. I knew sumphin was up yesterday when I was bloating up as the day went on and was queasy and grumpy last night :lol: now today, there's no doubt <_<:angry:

It's particularly h-anus when it hasn't happened in a long time, for some reason.... :huh:

Poor Patteigh! :(

I have rage today. May be attributed to pre-menopause stuff. BAH. <_< Or any number of other issues.

Been there, done that <_<

I am usually the epitome of easy-going, un-ruffleable calmness. But when I began that journey into menopause,....well....... :ph34r:

I simply printed off a list of symptoms and handed it to hubby. No apologies....deal with it :P

I then showed her how to access full-screen mode.

Those Sawyers sure have been frisky, lately! :lol:

Me want screwdriver :angry:

I have class at the conference til 8 tonight. Have not been outside since 7am. Skipped the last half of the last session to take a break and check email and charge my computer (for the class). Bah.

Poor Geoss! :(

Well...ya don't want to spend too much time in Paradise all at once......better to break it up a bit so ya don't get tired of it :rolleyes:

And why am I up at 4 thirty-something in the mornin, you might ask?

Briana and David left for the hospital at 2

.....aaaaand they just came back :rolleyes:

no baby, yet

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Poor Soozle! :(

Poor Patteigh! :(

Been there, done that <_<

Those Sawyers sure have been frisky, lately! :lol:

Poor Geoss! :(

Well...ya don't want to spend too much time in Paradise all at once......better to break it up a bit so ya don't get tired of it :rolleyes:

And why am I up at 4 thirty-something in the mornin, you might ask?

Briana and David left for the hospital at 2

.....aaaaand they just came back :rolleyes:

no baby, yet

Poooor psillies, hard times, especially the one in Hawaii :o :o

As for the frisky Sawyers, methinks being king may've gone to 'is 'ead, and sum uvver 'ead too :blink::o:lol:

Lisa, that baby is going to keep you on tenterhooks for some time yet, methinks. All in her own good time, wee Alexis B) A gal who knows her own mind already!! I like that :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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'Morning, Peeeeeps!

No Alexis yet? C'mon, wee girl!

Alexis, you vex us,

This waiting just wrecks us. . . . ..... :rolleyes:

Me want screwdriver :angry::angry:

I have class at the conference til 8 tonight. Have not been outside since 7am. Skipped the last half of the last session to take a break and check email and charge my computer (for the class). Bah.

Jyessss. .. . . . ......okay, let's see, now.. . . . ......can... .....I . ......possibly...... .. ...manage to muster....up. .. ... .some... . ......sympathy?. ....Hmmm.....

Nope.

:lol:

I simply printed off a list of symptoms and handed it to hubby. No apologies....deal with it :P

:lol: Way to handle things, Leeeesargh!

No real signs of any o' that crap happening my way, yet. I don't think so, anyways. 'Tis difficult to judge, at times, for I think I am habitually strange and embarrassing, things my mom has said begin to happen more when mentalpause begins... . . . ... <_<:rolleyes:

And why am I up at 4 thirty-something in the mornin, you might ask?

You think you're in Hawaii, rushing to get in front of a live web-cam for yer international Psillies? :P:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Alexis, you vex us,

This waiting just wrecks us. . . . ..... :rolleyes:

:D Em is an early mornin poet! The wee goil is going to take her sweet time and get here when she's ready :) Sounds like we're gonna have a baby pretty dern soon, though :D

The phrisky Sawyers :lol:

Wave to Jess :D

Menopause.....I went through it at aproximately 8AM on January 3, 2007 when they yanked out all me equipment :rolleyes: No HRT it'all, so the rest of that year was "interesting"--lots of hot and cold and all the rest. I'll tell ya thought--when everything settled down at the end of a year's time or so, it was wonderful to not have to think about all that stuff anymore. I think I had started the process at least 4 years prior, so I was just glad to get it behind me. Ah....the joys of bein a woman B)

Lee-sa's list = genius! :rolleyes:

Mark and I petered out last night--took a load over to the house, put it away, and decided to call it a night. We came back here and ate leftover Chang's and basically crashed. He fell asleep on the couch and I followed soon after.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
And why am I up at 4 thirty-something in the mornin, you might ask?

Briana and David left for the hospital at 2

.....aaaaand they just came back :rolleyes:

no baby, yet

GAH!!!!! . . . Well, get used to it . . . you'll all be catering to this baby once she's here . . . she's just getting a head start on makin' all the calls!!!

Sorry 'bout them almonds, Pat

Frisky Saywers!!! :lol::lol:

Mentalpause?? :lol: Yep . . . although mine might not be hormone related . . . :P

Gotta go eat some breakfast and start cleaning. Way too much crap tatt around here. I need to have a yard boot sale but tis late in the season. Maybe I'll just pass this stuff out to the trick-or-treaters. Do you think they would like some used tupperware and old towels?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Maybe I'll just pass this stuff out to the trick-or-treaters. Do you think they would like some used tupperware and old towels?

:lol: Jyagh-knutt! This is a superb idea. Buying trick-or-treat candy/crap to hand out is expensive and generally bad all around... . ..for kids' teeth, weight, etc. Why not place into their eagerly open sacks gently used household items that we no longer have use for, but which can be creatively recycled and continuously used?

How exciting for those expectant little goblins at my door, to receive my padded cushions for all those football games I once attended, the cloth napkins for our original place settings, the adapters for my old cordless phones.. . .......!

And HEY! The loved but rejected mistake-pictures of yore - - all those of foreheads, patio floor, half a thumb... .. . .

Mygawd.......I bet I could fill Hallowe'en bags from several neighboUrhoods.

:lol:

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