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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
OMG Bev.. . . . :lol::lol: I immediately clicked on the "I'd wear that!" thingie. . . . ...

. . . me too . . . <snicker>


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Jestgar Rising Star

Have read nothing. Doing homework at Starbucks.

Will post about lava watching on da book.

Love to all

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

:lol: :lol: :lol: MOST excellent.......and YES, I think that one IS a psillie!!

Holy hell. . . .. . .. . . . ...this is beyond comprehension.... . . . . . .. . . .

the diet? I KNOW. <_< That is precisely why I'm drinkin' some WINE tonight. :huh:

Gianknit- What have you done. I just submitted a Open Original Shared Link

I think you'll appreciate it

*snackle* LOVED it! feeling better for TODAY, Bevvy but....it can change so fast.

I think I is really PSYCHO. :wacko::(

OMG Bev.. . . . I immediately clicked on the "I'd wear that!" thingie. . . . ...

I did too :lol:

Have read nothing. Doing homework at Starbucks.

Will post about lava watching on da book.

Love to all

Hi Geoss!!! :) Saw yer lava post on da book......WHOT was happening? I was askeert :unsure:

Pads getting a kitteh next week???? YAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love how she had to read instructions on the washing machine :lol: SOOOOOOO phancy and new-fangled now.....and PRETTY COLORS TOO!!!!

elye Community Regular

GOoOoOood morning, gang!

Holy crap.....the City of Ottawa rolled out their H1N1 vaccine dispenser sites yesterday, and it soon became chaos. Thousands of people lined up for hours......people turned away after the first hour in many locations. Crazy.

They should just deliver a few hundred cases of the serum to my place, and I could set up a drive-by innoculation site at the end of my laneway. I've been doing needles for thirty-six years - - 'twould be nothin'... . .... . .. :rolleyes::lol:

Who is getting the shot here? Rather unpsilly stuff... .. ..... ..so much conflicting info out there......... :wacko:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Who is getting the shot here? Rather unpsilly stuff... .. ..... ..so much conflicting info out there......... :wacko:

NOT for us all ....except Alzy.

I REALLY dunno if he should :unsure: .... doesn't have the 'normal' flu jab

He has a leaky heart valve so is in the 'higher risk' category

<_<

:unsure:

:wacko:

GAH!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Will post about lava watching on da book.

Looking forward to it! Miss you :)

the diet? I KNOW. <_< That is precisely why I'm drinkin' some WINE tonight. :huh:

Tis quite boring--but it does help.....I eschew the sugar but have drawn the line when it comes to wine :lol: I think it helps :DB)

New washer/dryer are white--alas no pretty colors, but actually quite easy to operate once you figgure out how..... :blink:

Who is getting the shot here? Rather unpsilly stuff... .. ..... ..so much conflicting info out there......... :wacko:

As of this moment, I'm not. (either one) Mark either--he never gets a floo shot ever since the year his doctor talked him into it and he got sick anyway. (probably wasn't the floo, but try to tell him that..... :P ) I used to get the shot, had nausea as a side effect every single time--the last time I took it, I also had chest tightening so I'm skeered.

elye Community Regular
<_<

:unsure:

:wacko:

GAH!!!!!!

The reactions of the multitudes......so confuzzling. I have decided to get it, and me kids as well. I'm high-risk, so I can get in there first. I have actually done quite an about-face on this one -- a couple of months ago I was not going to get this vaccination, but the medical community at large has convinced me otherwise. Unlike Big Pharma, these guys stand to make no big money from a massive innoculation........in fact, they're volunteering extra hours and stretching resources, so likely they face a loss.

Jyesssss! Where in hell are ya? I need to hear your thoughts, unpsilly as they are.... . ..... . .you're watching some spectacular volcanoes. . ...... :)


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Jestgar Rising Star

From what I've heard, the mechanics of creating the H1N1 vaccine were exactly the same as regular flu shots. If they had had more notice (if people had gotten sick earlier in the year) it would have been part of the regular flu shot.

The disease itself is more mild than some strains of virus, but particularly bad for people with other issues.

Can't remember if I said this here, but saw a study where they tracked nurses to study face masks to prevent transmission. The most interesting part of the study was 2/3 of nurses became positive for H1N1 as determined by PCR, but never had symptoms. My take on this? Most people get H1N1 and never know it. You may already have produced your antibodies if you've been around sick people.

As with any shot, weigh the personal risks vs the personal benefits.

I haven't decided if I'm getting the shot. I have no worries about the vaccine itself, but I also have no worries about getting the virus. All the docs I work with are pulmonologists - I can get free medical advice all day. :)

elye Community Regular

Bah, Jyesss! I wanted you to say, pointedly, "GET the shot!", or "DON'T get the shot!"

:rolleyes::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Who is getting the shot here? Rather unpsilly stuff... .. ..... ..so much conflicting info out there......... :wacko:

Not me. I was undecided for some time. Still don't know if it's the right decision. My daughter's OB doc recommended not getting the H1N1.....even though she was pregnant.

Alexis should be coming home tomorrow :D .....finally got the knack of feeding vs sleeping. Jaundice is better. Woohoo!

jerseyangel Proficient
Alexis should be coming home tomorrow :D .....finally got the knack of feeding vs sleeping. Jaundice is better. Woohoo!

Wonderful news!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM!!!!!!!!

....and you're only ONE today!!! :lol:

Have a good one lady!!....you most are most deserving! :D

elye Community Regular

Thanks, Nik! And all you other crazies posting on me Wall... . ..... :D

Don't we all miss the days when our birthdays came to us, finally, after an agonizing wait.. .. . .counting the days, then the hours, dreaming of the gifts we'd be given, the big party, the cake..... . .....revelling in being a year older, more mature.. . .....

<_<

<_<

:rolleyes:

Funny how things change.

DD came traipsing into the kitchen this am and mumbled, "Happy Birthday. Can you give me a drive to school? And I need a new hair dryer.....mine is starting to stink like burning rubber".

The Ripper followed a few minutes later, and said nothing.

I heard mad whispering in the other room, then he wanders back in...."Happy Birthday, Mom. But, like, it's not ever really HAPPY anymore, is it?"

:lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor

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HAPPY BIRFDAY, EM-UH-LEIGH!!!!!

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Darn210 Enthusiast
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HAPPY BIRFDAY, EM-UH-LEIGH!!!!!

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Oooooooooooooo Puuuuurrrrrrty

I'll just use Leesughs.

Have a good one Em!!!

One of my birthdays . . . hubby was gone on a business trip. Kids were about 2 1/2 and 4. I made myself an angel food cake (before Skeeter was gluten-free). Well, you have to let those rest upside down on a bottle so I had to chug a beer to get myself the appropriate size bottle. At supper I made the children sing to me or they wouldn't get cake!!! :lol::lol: The question is . . . why is this one of my most memorable birthdays?? :huh::lol:

elye Community Regular
One of my birthdays . . . hubby was gone on a business trip. Kids were about 2 1/2 and 4. I made myself an angel food cake (before Skeeter was gluten-free). Well, you have to let those rest upside down on a bottle so I had to chug a beer to get myself the appropriate size bottle. At supper I made the children sing to me or they wouldn't get cake!!! :lol::lol: The question is . . . why is this one of my most memorable birthdays??

:lol::lol: Excellento. . . . ..... ...!!

Um......why am I organizing the dinner table, putting the extra leaf in, rubbing in the polish, checking the candle situation. . . .....?? <_<

elye Community Regular

There is one less place to set at the birthday dinner tonight, and this just hit me now as I was looking at the table.... . . .....Dad's spot, to my left, will have someone else there now, and the table will be a little smaller.

:(

Wow. The first time this has happened, and there will be many more coming, Christmas the big toughie.

But all is good. I'm okay! That was just a sudden flood of feeling, and I found myself rushing for the keyboard... .. ......

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The happiest of birthdays to one of the sweetest, strongest, and phunniest peeps in the whole world! :wub::D

jerseyangel Proficient
There is one less place to set at the birthday dinner tonight, and this just hit me now as I was looking at the table.... . . .....Dad's spot, to my left, will have someone else there now, and the table will be a little smaller.

:(

Wow. The first time this has happened, and there will be many more coming, Christmas the big toughie.

But all is good. I'm okay! That was just a sudden flood of feeling, and I found myself rushing for the keyboard... .. ......

Yer sillies are here for ya, Em. It's so understandable that you would think about the loss of your dad on a day like today. As time goes on, the empty feeling will slowly be replaced with all of the wonderful memories of special days past. He's looking down today with a smile :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I am back amugst the land-o-the-livin. I got outta bed today, that's a good sign I guess.

I've read the last 12 pages that I have missed, I've missed a lot! Now I'm exhausted again ;)

Congrats on the new grand-bebeh!!! me mama says grand-bebeh's are better than yer real kids <_<

Happy birthday Em! Hope yer day is A M A Z I N G !!!

Sooz-worried about you, thinking of you, hoping you are having a better day, a better week!

Missed you all! Couldn't raise my head long enough to turn on the computer since Saturday, so far I've been up for 3 whole hours!!

elye Community Regular

Welcome back, Rah-shell! :) Wow, sounds like you've been hammered...... . ...were you.....swiney?

jerseyangel Proficient
I am back amugst the land-o-the-livin. I got outta bed today, that's a good sign I guess.

Glad yer pheeling better! :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Sillies--I talked to Judith this morning. The movers are finishing up loading her stuff today after a long day of last minute packing and loading yesterday. She's holding it all together well between all of the good-byes and the stress of the move itself :D They will clean the house tomorrow, and the closing is scheduled for Friday--after that, they are off to California. B)

She wanted me to tell ya'll 'hi' :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
There is one less place to set at the birthday dinner tonight, and this just hit me now as I was looking at the table.... . . .....Dad's spot, to my left, will have someone else there now, and the table will be a little smaller.

:(

Wow. The first time this has happened, and there will be many more coming, Christmas the big toughie.

OH BIG {{{hugs}}}} Emmel ♥

Welcome back, Rah-shell! :) Wow, sounds like you've been hammered...... . ...were you.....swiney?

Yes, I was wondering the same :unsure:

Take it easy Rachelle!!

Talking of which, (swine flu).... I was at the docs today.

We discussed Alzey's health probs and the doc strongly advised the jab for him (and Tel)...... so we're gonna go with his advice :) (jabs should arrive next week)

I was also there to get the results of my blood tests for TATT ( :lol: tired all the time!) .... had a general overhaul, cholesterol, liver funtion FBC, etc...

All ok,...... except I am REALLY anAemic!!!!

WIH???? :blink:

He questioned my diet <_< (how dare he! )....which *I* think is pretty balanced. The doc then suggested he test ME for celiac disease ( :lol: ... had a good 'inward' chuckle at this suggestion)

I proceeded to tell him that I am already eating gluten-free so there was no point. (good call though!!)

Sooo, he's given me iron tabs to take for 2 months, and then re-test my bloods..... if it hasn't come up by then he wants to start 'investigations'

:unsure:

I clearly need to EAT FILET STEAK everynight!!!

EDIT:

PadT!, thanks for the update on Joo-dee!!! :D ..she's finally going!

jerseyangel Proficient
The doc then suggested he test ME for celiac disease ( :lol: ... had a good 'inward' chuckle at this suggestion)

Wow! Definitely a good call. Are you gluten-free all the time, Nik, or just with the family?

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