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jerseyangel Proficient
I'm gonna be drunk 5 days straight!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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mushroom Proficient
I'm gonna be drunk 5 days straight!!

Do not get behind the wheel :P says she who can't even blow a breathalyser specimen :o Way to go; make the best of a bad situation.

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol: Ra-shellle's got a five-day drunk planned... . . . ....

Cannot wait to hear the report of your visit at said in-laws, R... . .....perhaps you should show up at the house with a big satanic tattoo covering one arm, and "666" scrawled across your forehead. Stare menacingly at everyone the entire visit, and say nothing. Just moan quietly the odd time. :huh:

:lol:

Um, router fixed. He came in, unplugged it, plugged it back in, and things were good. :huh:

:angry:

Crrrrrrrraaaaaaap.. . . ....

jerseyangel Proficient

Jeesh--fer the most part, one could hear a pin drop around here :lol:

Anywho, fer those still checkin in.....I'm taking advantage of Mark working late to start cookin fer the trip. I have a huge batch of ham and scalloped potatoes in the oven (some for later, some to freeze in to indy portions), mashed sweet potatoes wif maple syrup and butter, zucchini and onions, and I did a pot roast the other day.

Still have a couple more things to make but now I can easily finish over the weekend. Should get me to Joisey and through Thanksgiving Day till I can get to the store on Friday.

Of course this all hinges on the purchase of a car fridge.....said purchase to occur this weekend. :rolleyes: I've managed to do wifout one till now......

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Do not get behind the wheel :P

No way, says me who after 1 drink can't even find her car let alone figure out how to turn it on :lol: I'sa cheep date!

jerseyangel Proficient
Um, router fixed. He came in, unplugged it, plugged it back in, and things were good. :huh:

:angry:

Crrrrrrrraaaaaaap.. . . ....

Yep--this is my phirst line of action when I have a prob wif me computer or cable TV. It's amazing what a lil re-booting can do :lol: Just had to do it to the TV the other day.

I have linksys, too B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
:lol::lol: Ra-shellle's got a five-day drunk planned... . . . ....

Cannot wait to hear the report of your visit at said in-laws, R... . .....perhaps you should show up at the house with a big satanic tattoo covering one arm, and "666" scrawled across your forehead. Stare menacingly at everyone the entire visit, and say nothing. Just moan quietly the odd time. :huh:

Yesssssss! I have a box of BIG Ed Hardy tattoo's, lotsa skulls, knives and bloody hearts :lol:

Um, router fixed. He came in, unplugged it, plugged it back in, and things were good. :huh:

:angry:

Crrrrrrrraaaaaaap.. . . ....

I did this last month, cable guy came out, looked at my breaker box, flipped a tripped breaker and TADAAAAH, cable <_<:lol:


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mushroom Proficient
Um, router fixed. He came in, unplugged it, plugged it back in, and things were good. :huh:

:angry:

. ....

I shoulda spoke up and said something. Last two times we couldn't get online hubby insisted it was the ISP's fault. The first time I said reset the router and he did, and minutes later it was working. Second time, he said no way it was the router (I can't crawl in to where the geniuses who built the house positioned it) and said to call the ISP. After half an hour online with HongKong or Mumbai or wherever (me, because he can't hear or understand them) we ended up with "reset the router" and guess what, another coincidence :o

curlyfries Contributor
I'm gonna be drunk 5 days straight!!

It is mandatory that you post to yer psillies whilst in the aforementioned condition. :P

I have a huge batch of ham and scalloped potatoes in the oven (some for later, some to freeze in to indy portions)

:huh: .........as opposed to TexA$$ portions?.........Gee......didn't know Indiana had their own regulatory portion sizes :blink:

;)

:lol:

Pattykins!.....You're driving all the way to..............

.......where are you going again?

I know it's reeeealllyyy far :ph34r:

<shudder>

I hate car trips

What is everybody fixing for Thanksgiving dinner? I absolutely HATE cooking this....HATE planning this.....grrrrr <_<

The sweet potatoes and the turkey are no-brainers, but I need some ideas for the rest of it. Everything is sooooo.....predictable.........boring.

But I don't want to spend all day in the kitchen.....kills me back, it does.

jerseyangel Proficient
It is mandatory that you post to yer psillies whilst in the aforementioned condition. :P

True dat!

:lol: "Indy portions".....I was too lazy to type "individual" :P ....although this pan of H and SP is Tex-a$$ sized fer sure. Goin to New Jersey to have Thanksgiving wif our boys :wub: Haven't seen 'em in 8 months :(

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Can nae wait!!!!! Don't love car trips either, but looking forward to this one :D

I'm not bothering to make turkey to bring for myself--I'm doing chicken breast in pan gravy. I'll do a turkey maybe for Christmas.

curlyfries Contributor
True dat!

Goin to New Jersey to have Thanksgiving wif our boys :wub:

Best you pack yer union suit! You've got Texas blood, now!

jerseyangel Proficient
Best you pack yer union suit! You've got Texas blood, now!

<snort>

Actually looking forward to wearing some of my sweaters and jackets. Getting a little tired of warm-weather clothes B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
True dat!

:lol: "Indy portions".....I was too lazy to type "individual" :P ....although this pan of H and SP is Tex-a$$ sized fer sure. Goin to New Jersey to have Thanksgiving wif our boys :wub: Haven't seen 'em in 8 months :(

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Can nae wait!!!!! Don't love car trips either, but looking forward to this one :D

Have fun and drive safe!! Sounds like a blast!

I will try to update you as my days blend together, but in BFE, there is little reception for me iphone and the keypad is pretty leetle, so you may have to try reel hard to reed my writing! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Realized today that I am not working T-day. Was babbling on to my technician about who comes in when to start the experiment and suddenly realized that the Thursday experiments don't start until the following week. I'm like all happy and cheerful and my technician looks at me and says "You planned it this way. Don't you remember????"

No, I don't remember, but I am quite happy to discover that I occasionally plan ahead.

Goin' to m' bro's house. He said he doesn't know what his wife will be cooking, but there'll be plenty of wine, so I'm in.

I suppose I could, theoretically, be drunk for four days at least....

Rae-rae and I will have to call each other at the height of our intoxications.

......oh...wait....her iphone talks tiny. I'll have to find some loud speakers.

elye Community Regular
After half an hour online with HongKong or Mumbai or wherever (me, because he can't hear or understand them) we ended up with "reset the router" and guess what, another coincidence :o

Crap........ .. just detest these simple li'l solutions, absolute no-brainers, that I fail to even consider, but the cha-ching techie sure knows about them. He walks in, unplugs, then plugs back in, smiles politely, then charges for an hour.

:angry:

But I don't want to spend all day in the kitchen.....kills me back, it does.

Lord.....it kills me very spirit... . ...... .. :rolleyes:

Actually looking forward to wearing some of my sweaters and jackets. Getting a little tired of warm-weather clothes B)

Yes, it must be just dreadful for you, Paghtee! Constantly throwing on light cotton Ts and shorts, living in Birks.... . ....a veritable hell... ... . .... <_<:rolleyes:

I want another Thanksgiving! Youse Yanks get so into this one -- up here 'tis no great shakes..... . ....I just drink a fair bit and try my best with a turkey and mashed potatoes, but not much big familial fanfare... . .....

jerseyangel Proficient
Yes, it must be just dreadful for you, Paghtee! Constantly throwing on light cotton Ts and shorts, living in Birks.... . ....a veritable hell... ... . .... <_<:rolleyes:

<sigh> Tis a tough job, Em, but somebody's gotta do it B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oh me peeps!!!

Ihave neglected thee :ph34r: .......... apologies, ...life and stuff bogging me down but I have been reading along!!! :D

....Worried about Tel and his ever increasing stunning array of weird symptoms that no doctor seems to be remotely interested in <_<

If we ever find out what's wrong I'll let you know :rolleyes:

Still basking (basque - ing :lol: ) in the warm glow that is Edward ............ yes, I kicked many a teen out of the way fro MY New Moon ticket!!! ........... a I LOVED every minute of it :lol:

psawyer Proficient

Good morning, Sillyville!

Darn210 Enthusiast
What is everybody fixing for Thanksgiving dinner? I absolutely HATE cooking this....HATE planning this.....grrrrr <_<

Going to Dad's for Thanksgiving . . . he hates turkey. So we are either having fried chicken (roasted chicken would look too much like turkey) or perhaps meatloaf (shaped in the form of a turkey? - would that be too much like turkey?).

Nikki - hope you can get to the bottom of Tel's issues . . . I'm getting worried. Keep us informed.

Em - love the new av.

Rayshell - holy crap (<--- get it? HOLY crap?) about them in-laws!!! So a five day drunk is not even a whole bottle of vodka??? Good luck with that trip.

Haven't been posting much but still reading. In case I miss the departure dates, I hope everyone has safe travels!!

Indy portions :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
....Worried about Tel and his ever increasing stunning array of weird symptoms that no doctor seems to be remotely interested in <_<

I'm worried too, Nik. I've missed you :)

Going to Dad's for Thanksgiving . . . he hates turkey. So we are either having fried chicken (roasted chicken would look too much like turkey) or perhaps meatloaf (shaped in the form of a turkey? - would that be too much like turkey?).

Hope you find an appropriate meat, Jan-it :P

We dodged a bullet--could have gotten 7+ inches of rain yesterday/today but only ended up getting 2 or so from some disturbance in the Gulf.....it's still grumbling thunder, but should start clearing up soon.

Jestgar Rising Star

My little Lylie-bear is back!!

He had to go back to have a few random tooth chips taken out that were still causing him pain. I think he is pain free for the first time in about a year! He's been sitting on my lap and that hasn't happened for a very long time.

I suppose I'll know he's really back when he takes out that little upstart, Lefty.

So good to have the boys fighting. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
My little Lylie-bear is back!!

:D :D :D:wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
We dodged a bullet--could have gotten 7+ inches of rain yesterday/today but only ended up getting 2 or so from some disturbance in the Gulf.....it's still grumbling thunder, but should start clearing up soon.

Yeah, I think England got it <_<

My little Lylie-bear is back!!

He had to go back to have a few random tooth chips taken out that were still causing him pain. I think he is pain free for the first time in about a year! He's been sitting on my lap and that hasn't happened for a very long time.

I suppose I'll know he's really back when he takes out that little upstart, Lefty.

So good to have the boys fighting. :)

Kitteh Boyz rough and tumbling :D

Getting ready to go out..... with me gym goilz - GADS what effort!!..........(I did the Rachelle two toe paint job BTW ;) ). would rather watch telly in me jim-jamz than paint the town red <_<

SOooo not getting drunk!!! B):P (you heard me say that!!!!)

elye Community Regular
Nikki - hope you can get to the bottom of Tel's issues . . . I'm getting worried. Keep us informed.

Yes, Nikkers.... . ...... :( . . . ...please keep us in the loop re. Tel's health stuff. Very stressful for the lot o' you, I'm sure.

I am SO lucky -- I have an unbelievably healthy DH. Never sick, never injured (insert wood-knocking here).. . . .always on his game. I have very little to complain about with that guy, except his constant flatulence even gluten-free.

Oh, and there are some things that come along with him, part of the package, that warrant much grumbling (read: outlaws).. .... . ....... . ..

Oh! AND he does not notice when I get my hair cut.

Or lose five pounds.

AND he puts the toilet paper roll on the holder with the paper feeding over the top.

Gads, what I live with.

:lol:

mushroom Proficient
AND he puts the toilet paper roll on the holder with the paper feeding over the top.

Gads, what I live with.

:lol:

He can come live with me any time!! Isn't that what all sensible (as opposed to having been taught the "correct" way) do it?? :lol: That way you can see where the end is and don't have to go fumbling underneath or reach too far down (depending on positioning). *I* consider the underfeed to be the *wrong* way, so there!!! :lol:

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