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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Drat! :angry:

Will have to wait til I'm at home. The school computers won't allow me to see it!

Kiddos have a substitute teacher, so they're watching "The Magic School Bus" about reptiles. (6th grade special ed class)

Hubby worked all weekend! :D Got lots done over the weekend.....garage-salein', food shoppin', laundry washin", weed pullin', DANCIN'! Hubby caught the last hour or so.


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Darn210 Enthusiast
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:lol::lol::lol:

One of the best internet articles that I ever read!!

love the comments that follow

my fave: (in reference to what the cardboard tube that TP is wound on is called . . .)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG... .... . :lol: Last evening The Ripper was asking about the goings-on in Psillyville, so I proceeded to tell him about the TP debate. I then asked him if he could provide me with any case studies and/or peer-reviewed debates with flowcharts on the subject. This morning he provided me with this detailed study, which me must all now peruse.

I think I may be changing my vote now. . . .. . ...

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GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

*CLAPPING HANDS*......FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How have I got to 40 yrs old doing it wrong????

The mind boggles :blink: ...... t'is clear to me now!!

love the comments that follow

The BEST!! :lol:

I may have to post this on FB!!!!

Mondays are pants ain't they???...... DC only in school a few hours before I got a call to take him to hospital....boy broke his hand <_<

<It's what happens when you punch the door in anger :rolleyes: >

Jestgar Rising Star
Mondays are pants ain't they???...... DC only in school a few hours before I got a call to take him to hospital....boy broke his hand <_<

<It's what happens when you punch the door in anger :rolleyes: >

:huh: :huh:

Rough schools ya got there...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:huh: :huh:

Rough schools ya got there...

Rough son (well he IS Devil Child)

;):rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Gawd, Nik.. .. . .broken hand! :unsure: Lotsa li'l bones in there... . . ..hope DC's okay.

Hubby worked all weekend! :D Got lots done over the weekend.....garage-salein', food shoppin', laundry washin", weed pullin', DANCIN'! Hubby caught the last hour or so.

This is EXCELLENT news, Leeeeasargh! Things are finally gettin' better for you guys. .. . .... . ... :)

How have I got to 40 yrs old doing it wrong????

The mind boggles :blink: ...... t'is clear to me now!!

Lord, I know! It is all now making sense. . .. . . . . ....must thank Jack for doing all this research legwork for me - - I now GET IT.

I just LOVE the musing forum voices afterward, but what I love more are the excellent diagrams.......this one in particular:

tp_diag02.gif

Followed by a short verbal explanation, and another terrifically analytic, yet easily understood, graphic........

Notice the dramatic difference in the amount of visible toilet paper. Ironically, it is the over-hung toilet paper that has both the most visible free sheetage and the least amount of sheetage free from the roll to do it. Now, this may not seem like a big deal on its own, but in these extra sheets lies your undoing. Observe.

tp_diag03.gif

:lol::lol: Says it all. . . ... . ....

I may have to post this on FB!!!!

Think Jack's got it on his profile already.. . . .... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG... .... . :lol: Last evening The Ripper was asking about the goings-on in Psillyville, so I proceeded to tell him about the TP debate. I then asked him if he could provide me with any case studies and/or peer-reviewed debates with flowcharts on the subject. This morning he provided me with this detailed study, which me must all now peruse.

I think I may be changing my vote now. . . .. . ...

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Great article!! :lol: I still ain't gonna change me ways, though :P

love the comments that follow

Yes! :lol:

Hubby worked all weekend! :D Got lots done over the weekend.....garage-salein', food shoppin', laundry washin", weed pullin', DANCIN'! Hubby caught the last hour or so.

Sounds so nice and normal, Lee-sa!! I'm so happy fer youse :D

Mondays are pants ain't they???...... DC only in school a few hours before I got a call to take him to hospital....boy broke his hand <_<

<It's what happens when you punch the door in anger :rolleyes: >

:P Nic called Monday "pants" :lol:

Hope DC is comfortable--how long does he have to be in a cast?

WIH is going ON over there???? I'm watching the phlooding right now on the news! :o How is it at your house, Nik?

Think Jack's got it on his profile already.. . . .... :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Love that kid!


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elye Community Regular
:P Nic called Monday "pants" :lol:

YES, and I meant to draw attention to this meselph. ... ...... ..what in hell? :huh: Never hoid o' this expression, this usage of the noun or verb "pants" as an adjective.... . ..or is it an adjective here, Nik? Mondays are pants... . . .....does this mean that they are a drudgery, or a trial? Or perhaps this means that Mondays are "pants" days, traditionally proclaimed for all to wear trousers, slacks and jeans. 'Tis a phunny UK colloquialism - - must get into the loop on dis.

B):rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient

Ah, The Ripper, bless his heart! Could learn to like that kid. :lol: Peter and I (and others) are vidicated :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ah, The Ripper, bless his heart! Could learn to like that kid. :lol: Peter and I (and others) are vidicated :P

<cross-over snicker>

HiYa Tea!!! See ya readin'. How ya doin'??

jerseyangel Proficient
<cross-over snicker>

:lol: <snort> :lol: <snort> :lol: <snort> :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

I like the roll over the top simply because I can't stand it touching the wall, never mind if it's right or wrong. Glad to know there has been a study done....and I loved the pictures! Floaty eyeball, indeed. GJeoss gave me a memory bubble......empty rolls as do-to-doooo. We loved to play with those as kids (we were very easily amused back then!).

Glad to be caught up....phirst I got sucked into FarmVille on da Book (love that game). My sisters have been playing for months....kept sending me invites and gifts....I was too busy.....decided to take a little look and got sucked right into the vortex. Fun! THEN my computer went on strike for a few days.....I took a journey into the stringy guts to poke around.....phinally phound the problem. I hate being computer-less. I pheel so out of touch (not that I couldn't pick up a fone or anything).

Nikanik...hope the boys hand heals quickly and without problems. Hopefully it'll be a (hard) lesson on the results of lost tempers.

Hope yer all having a wonderful day.....like phinding a bright shiny penny (but then again....pennies have to real value anymore...do they?).

nikki-uk Enthusiast
YES, and I meant to draw attention to this meselph. ... ...... ..what in hell? :huh: Never hoid o' this expression, this usage of the noun or verb "pants" as an adjective.... . ..or is it an adjective here, Nik? Mondays are pants... . . .....does this mean that they are a drudgery, or a trial? Or perhaps this means that Mondays are "pants" days, traditionally proclaimed for all to wear trousers, slacks and jeans. 'Tis a phunny UK colloquialism - - must get into the loop on dis.

B):rolleyes:

:lol:

Ignore explanation #1 , all the others are spot on! (I like #5)

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<cross-over snicker>

Unusual for me :rolleyes: I actually caught that too!! :lol: ( I do venture out sometimes ;) )

Tee!...keep it shiny! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: <snort> :lol: <snort> :lol: <snort> :lol:

Good gawd.....quoting meselph laughing like an idiot just like in real life :P

Hope yer all having a wonderful day.....like phinding a bright shiny penny (but then again....pennies have to real value anymore...do they?).

I dunno T, Mark still bends over and picks them up every time :D Hopin yer day is equally shiny :)

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Wow--I'd never heard that! :o Hee! Pants :P

I'm in the phinal mad rush to get ready fer the trip--we hope to be on the road by early afternoon tomorrow. Phood is in the phreezer, laundry is being done, Christmas gifts wrapped and ready to go, just have to phinish packing.

'Gettin excited :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Christmas gifts wrapped and ready to go,

:o

:huh:

I'm soooooo far behind

I got nuttin'!!!

Not even ideas!!

:(

jerseyangel Proficient
I got nuttin'!!!

Not even ideas!!

:(

We really didn't want to have to send them.....we have family in NY and NH, and those have to be sent but since we're driving I put the push on to get these done.

As soon as I get home, I'll get to the others.

This is the third year in a row that we've moved or had some foolish thing happen right before the holidays <_<

I'm tired. :huh:

elye Community Regular
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:lol: This is tremendous.... . . ....I shall use this expression tomorrow whilst teaching, and drive the students 'round the bend -- they are halfway there with all the crazy idiosyncracies, spelling puzzles and rule exceptions running rampant through our fine language... .. this just ought to do them in.

"Emily.. . . . ....you say "PANTS" mean les pantalons, the things you wear on your legs.. ...this is a noun. You say it is sometime a verb - - a dog pants when 'e is hot. Now you say this is ADJECTIVE? It is a crazy thing, this English".. . . ..

:lol:

Gawd, Paghtee, of course you're bloody tired! What a year you've had! And now you're rushing off to see yer boys up north.....you've had no real break yet from your big move. Hopefully you can relax a bit when you get there.

Let them serve YOU, dammit! ;)B)

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elye Community Regular

'Mornin', gang!

Well, it is time to revisit one of the funniest things EVER posted in Psillyville (I believe it was a classic entry by Bevel), at this slow time when there ain't much psilly. Thought of this last night in bed, and was wondering if there is any chance of finding these for this Christmas season..... . .....

wonder-sauna-hot-pants.webp

:lol::lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
'Mornin', gang!

Well, it is time to revisit one of the funniest things EVER posted in Psillyville (I believe it was a classic entry by Bevel), at this slow time when there ain't much psilly. Thought of this last night in bed, and was wondering if there is any chance of finding these for this Christmas season..... . .....

wonder-sauna-hot-pants.webp

:lol::lol::lol:

Grrrrr......hate these school computers! :angry:

Nothing there but a blank space.

My fave was the boobie scarves :P Don't have time right now to find it....think it's on me e-mail......

later

Jo is looking up the 3-day forcast for Ottawa....class assignment.......looks like you'll have a wet Thanksgiving, Em.

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin all B)

I'm gonna try this again--I was posting and hit a button by mistake and lost the whole window! :huh:

Anywho.....we got the car pretty much loaded last night. I'm doing a last minute load of towels, and still have to pack the phood in the wee fridge but I guess we're ready. Mark had to go to the office for a while this morning and hopes to be out by noon.

Of course, I'm taking me computer, so I'll be popping in and out plus I'll be able to use Matt's computer whilst he's at work.

Ah....the sauna hot pants--a sillyville classic! :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh my gawd.....all the tp talk, suveys, scientific studies :lol: It's over people! O-V-E-R or as they say it here, ovah. I loved the comment "Glad to know that for 37 years of marriage I have been right all along!" :lol:

My little Lylie-bear is back!!

Jess :wub: :wub:

Nik- How is Dc's hand- OUCH! Is Tel out of your jammies yet? Or is this some mystical, permanent position learned from the Karma Sutra?

. and a final bursary for a peer-reviewed thesis.

Efficacy and Comfort in Buttocks-Wiping, and a Call to the Middle East: Can the Left-Handed Perform at Maximum Capability When Roll is Placed on Their Left?

:lol: x25

I phorgot all about the SAUNA pants :lol:

I think this year's gift du jour should be

IMG_4985.webp

jerseyangel Proficient
I think this year's gift du jour should be

IMG_4985.webp

:blink:WIH????? :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Ah....the sauna hot pants--a sillyville classic! :rolleyes:

I saw these on Ellen a few weeks ago, she made one of her staffers wear them-sooooo heelarious!

I've got sumphin phunnee, cannot beeeelieve I'm sharing this, but it made my auntie cry out of heelariousnous and I'm sure some of you have your own kid/sex stories.....

Kids were going through all the drawers in my room and found my "mini back massager" and took turns giving each other back massages before my dh found them and tactfully took it away from them :lol::lol::lol:

There's sumphin else that happened 2 weeks ago that I will refrain from telling unless I get summore stories from yous'all :D

elye Community Regular

Ra-shellle's back massager! :lol: I will try to think of a funny story of this ilk out o' this household... .. ......we've been pretty lucky.... . .....

Jo is looking up the 3-day forcast for Ottawa....class assignment.......looks like you'll have a wet Thanksgiving, Em.

'Tsokay.. ... ....... . ..our Thanksgiving was over a month ago. That is the one thing that is better about our Thanksgiving than your Yanks' - - it is in early October, far enough away from Christmas that it isn't one big rush and food-stuffing at once. <_<

:blink:WIH????? :lol:

Yeah....what in hell is dat fing?? :huh:

I think I don't want it.

:lol:

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