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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey psillies!! I'm home!! . . . and soooo thankful to be back.

Geeyess . . . I think you do need another kitteh!! . . . Have you made that call??

Tom . . . good to see you . . . you need to post more often, psilly or not!!! . . . It makes no difference here and you know it!!

I was thinking about Sarah today, too . . . funny how were all on the same page.

Brian's leg is in Houston . . . :lol: . . . youse guyzes attitude is amazing, Lisa.

Patty. . . glad you are enjoying your trip . . . hate to bring it up, but when do you head back to TexA$$?

Sleezen . . . glad you could poop in, sorry I missed you.

Peter . . . How's Oliver doing?

Nikki . . . Thanks for offering to take us back . . . we'll have to get back to you on that.

. . . and a Howdy to everyone else . . . Em, Bev, Ruhshell . . . and the missing psillies who we hope are still reading along . . . has anyone seen Judy or Susie?

Going through lots of stuff at Dad's house. Found a pic of me shortly after getting married . . . dang, I used to be (relatively) thin. If I wish hard enough, will I be thin again???


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Sarenha Newbie
not working for you?

how about...

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat

Poor p%$#@# poor p%$#@# cat

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

That must be torture!

...we're going on a bear hunt...we're gonna catch a big one...I'm not scared...what a beautiful day

Oh, heavens that made me laugh. I teach preschool and get bear hunt & chicka chicka ABC stuck in my head ALLLL the time.

Right now it's ICE ICE Baby...

Jestgar Rising Star

Welcome Sarenha!!

Come back and play with us!!

Busy weekend. Moved the set in on Saturday, and spent all day Sunday doing tech rehearsal (standing there while they figure out the lighting cues, and moving the props in). I had mentioned that I have nothing to do all second half, just the song at the end, and I'd be happy to be on curtain. Somehow this translated into me being backstage manager... Now I'm in charge of all the curtain pulls and getting Tevye's wagon set up.

I guess it's better than sitting in the green room studying. :huh:

Not excited about hell week. Rehearsal every night til 10. Prob'ly won't be here much.

elye Community Regular

'Mornin', Gang!

Jyessss, you is gonna be busy through the next few Sunrise.....Sunsets..... . . ... :rolleyes:

Hello, Sarenha! Please join in. . ... .... ..'tis awfully quiet around here of late.. .. . ......hope you are extremely talkative and hilarious. Um, no pressure, er anything.. .. . . . ....... <_<:rolleyes:

All right, this is something that I have been pre-occupied with for a while. You know that advertisement on this site that pops up as soon as you log on, and is now in the frame to the left of the text box -- the large one for The Gluten-Free Mall, picturing a chef holding up a platter of gluten-free buns and baguettes?

As soon as it flashes on my screen when I sign on, my eyes go immediately to those bread sticks - - and always, for a split nano-second, I think that they are penises. Excuse me, penii.

Does this happen to anyone else?

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Is it time for Christmas carols yet???

Here's in interesting take on the 12 Days of Christmas

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Bevel! I did indeed watch this game.. . ..... .. ...and was thinking of you! Were you sitting in the lower section? I kept looking and looking. . .... .. ...it was an exciting finish, but we blew it. <_<

It was a VEEY exciting game. Unfortunately Kurt and i got cocky with 25 seconds left in the game (we were winning) and went down to catch the train which is when ALL the drama happened!

NO! I was watching for her on TV. Thank gawd, actually, I wasn't there, for it was an excruciating loss. But OMG. ... . .. .. . . .....if I could have been there and met BEVEL!! There could be Romans feeding Christians to the lions in that arena, for all we would notice, Bev and I sittin' together... . ... . . ...... :rolleyes:

Oh how awesome that would have been!!!!! :D

Welcome Sarenha! We are crazy!

Jess- That is the ONLY musical I like! TRADITION!!!!!!!!!!!

Gianknit- I love the Africa rendition (so many random people I know that love that song!).

OK- here it is- the gift for the person who has EVERYTHING and probably us :P I did NOT going looking for this- Gmail suggested it I SWEAR! Introducing the TURD TAPE!

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jerseyangel Proficient
Jyessss, you is gonna be busy through the next few Sunrise.....Sunsets..... . . ... :rolleyes:

:D Good one, Em! Yep, Jess is gonna be one busy silly workin both in phront of and behind the scenes :P Hee! I thought about you, Jess, whilst the Philly Thanksgiving Day Parade was on and they had kids from a production of Oliver (remembering from last time).

Hi Sarenha!! :D

Mark phlew home last night--the drive to/within the airport was a lot quicker than we thought it would be considering the holiday weekend. Dropped him off at the terminal and were on our way in just a few minures. :)


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jerseyangel Proficient
OK- here it is- the gift for the person who has EVERYTHING and probably us :P I did NOT going looking for this- Gmail suggested it I SWEAR! Introducing the TURD TAPE!

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:lol::lol::lol: The poiphect gift fer pholks who count farts :lol:

Sarenha Newbie
:lol::lol::lol: The poiphect gift fer pholks who count farts :lol:

We could absolutely use that device at work- we're always arguing over who changed the fullest, messiest, or smelliest diaper.

This means we could do it scientifically!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

...did yer think I'd forget yooz??........ it ain't the same unless I say....

PINCH, PUNCH!, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 1st of December? :unsure: ...... BETTER get shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Bah humbug!>

Hey!, did Gian-heet poop in??....... come back to us!...t'is REAL quiet lately eh guys?? (remaining)

Sarenha!...I think Emily drew up a phlow chart for the phart count - I'm sure she'll send a copy for you to take into work!! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hey!, did Gian-heet poop in??....... come back to us!...t'is REAL quiet lately eh guys?? (remaining)

Scroll up Nik . . . I posted a few posts before this one.

Psillies . . . I'm getting majorly stressed about the amount of stuff I have to do in less than three weeks. We go to Virginia on the 19th. I have nothing done!!!

Edit: Oops . . . turned the page . . . Nik, see previous page . . . :P

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Peeeeeeeeps.. . . ...

Sarenha!...I think Emily drew up a phlow chart for the phart count - I'm sure she'll send a copy for you to take into work!! :lol:

:rolleyes::lol: Yup -- got master copies on file, and will PM them to you, Sarenha. You can input your own data.

I could PM them to anyone else on the phorum, now that I thinks on it..... ..any guests who are reading, or any members outside Psillyville who would like a series of graphing models for phart-charting, just lemme know.

Hey .. . . .... ....'twould be a terrific stocking-stuffer! A miniature booklet filled with chart pages for input as one travels throughout one's day -- something to fit neatly into a purse or wallet.. . . .....

Could be onto something.

:huh:

:rolleyes:

Jyaghnutt! I have very little done, as well..... . .....but at least my family stays put for Christmas, so there is not as much to get organized here. Howevah, December 19th is, for me as well, a day of great... .. .. . .......um.... . ... ...note... . . ...for it is the day that

MIL arrives.

:mellow: (well-practised poker face).... .. .....

jerseyangel Proficient
...did yer think I'd forget yooz??........ it ain't the same unless I say....

Dang right it isn't! :P I can't even phlip the page on me calendar anymore wif out this cheery reminder from Nik :lol:

Psillies . . . I'm getting majorly stressed about the amount of stuff I have to do in less than three weeks. We go to Virginia on the 19th. I have nothing done!!!

Take a deep breath, Jan-it! It'll all get done--it always does, when you think about it. I won't get home till the 14th, and then I really have to get into gear.....(not thinking about it.....)

MIL arrives.

Da--Da--Da--DA!!!!!

Holiday time again....where DID the year go???

I went to Wegmans!!! :D It's so nice to have all me old haunts to check out.....AND, TV is on the CORRECT schedule here......none of this Jeopardy at 11:30PM crapola. It's on during dinner like God intended. :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
.....AND, TV is on the CORRECT schedule here......none of this Jeopardy at 11:30PM crapola. It's on during dinner like God intended. :rolleyes:

:lol: Yes, Alex at suppertime.....as it should be.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I AM HOOOOMMMMMEEEEE!!!

THANK GOD (yes I said G-O-D!!)

Missed you all! Didn't get as drunk as I wanted to for the past week. Did run a lot, though, I guess that's better..... I am now in the Christmas mood! 24/7 carols on the radio, cheezy movies on Hallmark and Lifetime every night, I am in HEAVEN!! I am, in the process, making my dh miserable. He's not a fan of Christmas. March madness is his Christmas :rolleyes: He's decided that's when he's gettin snipped. A bag of peas and a sofa to watch college basketball for 4 days straight. (whinning the whole time I am sure!!) Although, I am deeply afraid that he may be too late. The jar of pickles wrapped in cheese was question #1, the fact that the boobsicles have been so painful for the last 4 days is question #2.....Will keep you posted. Only a 0.1% chance, but there's always that chance...... :o

I must go to work-or pretend that im working.....perhaps a trip to the hospital pharmacy might be in order :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient

Keep us posted on the suspicious symptoms, Rah-shell! :D

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Psillies- Oh Em, if me MIL was coming I'd be running for yer side of the border!! You can come here and we can go see hockey, shop and drink.

Gianknit- I woke up today and thought "Holy Sh&t- 24 days!" I thought I was ahead because I bought 3 presents in October at a farm while apple picking. Yeah- right! Well, as MY MIL says, :lol: "It doesn't matter because no matter how the day goes, at the end you can still put your two feet in your own bed" <_< that and "Sometimes you just have to suck it up" are her two favorite quotes. No comment :rolleyes:

Raychell- As always, yer whole post :lol: :lol:

I am getting these for raychelle and Geoss:

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The best part about moving to the Pacific Northwest? The thought that one day I could possibly meet this magnificent creature. Until that day happens, I know that he/she can be spotted in the very least on the ears of some special person who shares my love of this elusive and hairy beast. Measuring at approximately 2 inches in length, these earrings are sure to make a big impress

Ahh....if she only knew!

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I wanna nog your egg :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
.....Will keep you posted. Only a 0.1% chance, but there's always that chance......

Gaaaaahhhhh!! :o

:unsure:

:) ... ... . .. . . .....?

A 0.1 percent chance... . . . .......is you on da Pill, Raschelle? OMg.....what a surprise, indeed, THAT would have been for me whilst on the Pill. NEEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGHHH...... . . . . ......!!

:rolleyes:

Hello Psillies- Oh Em, if me MIL was coming I'd be running for yer side of the border!! You can come here and we can go see hockey, shop and drink.

Dear gawd.....YES, BEVEL!! :lol:

Well, as MY MIL says, :lol: "It doesn't matter because no matter how the day goes, at the end you can still put your two feet in your own bed" <_< that and "Sometimes you just have to suck it up" are her two favorite quotes.

Um, my MIL's faves: "Well, no matter how the day goes, you need to be making enough time to put crisp, clean sheets on your bed for laying your feet upon -- not these... .. . rather less than spotless.. . . . ...... .specimens". ... ..

Oh, and:

"Sometimes you just have to suck it up. .. . . . . ....in fact, much more often than I think you do.. .. ..with the household vacuum"... . . ...

:huh:

By gawd, I WANT THOSE YETI EARRINGS!!! :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: the Yeti earrings!! :lol:
Mtndog Collaborator

Egads Raychelle!!!!!! I hope it's a frozen bag of peas in March and not morning sickness (unless you hope the other way but fer some reason I'm thinking I'm on the right track)

Um, my MIL's faves: "Well, no matter how the day goes, you need to be making enough time to put crisp, clean sheets on your bed for laying your feet upon -- not these... .. . rather less than spotless.. . . . ...... .specimens". ... ..

"Sometimes you just have to suck it up. .. . . . . ....in fact, much more often than I think you do.. .. ..with the household vacuum"... . . ...

Oh gawd....Em start packing!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

YOUR MIL makes mine look like a saint :ph34r: :ph34r:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Description

The best part about moving to the Pacific Northwest? The thought that one day I could possibly meet this magnificent creature. Until that day happens, I know that he/she can be spotted in the very least on the ears of some special person who shares my love of this elusive and hairy beast. Measuring at approximately 2 inches in length, these earrings are sure to make a big impress

Ahh....if she only knew!

2 inches of hairy beast? I guess they say only the 1st 2 inches really matter :huh::lol::lol:

A 0.1 percent chance... . . . .......is you on da Pill, Raschelle? OMg.....what a surprise, indeed, THAT would have been for me whilst on the Pill. NEEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGHHH...... . . . . ......!!

:rolleyes:

No, the IUD, and I've got another year on the shelf life. We are, however, the most fertile people on the planet. We'll just say we got preggers with dd when I shouldn't have been able to and I've already gotten pregnant with this IUD but didn't know until I was miscarrying...

E.P.T. says no. If boobs still hurt in a week and I'm still start crying at the drop of a hat wilst eating cheeze wrapped pickles, I will try again next week--ACTUALLY, I will ultrasound meself after everyone's gone home tonight ;)

Um, my MIL's faves: "Well, no matter how the day goes, you need to be making enough time to put crisp, clean sheets on your bed for laying your feet upon -- not these... .. . rather less than spotless.. . . . ...... .specimens". ... ..

Oh, and:

"Sometimes you just have to suck it up. .. . . . . ....in fact, much more often than I think you do.. .. ..with the household vacuum"... . . ...

Mine just tells me my family is goin to Hell <_<

Egads Raychelle!!!!!! I hope it's a frozen bag of peas in March and not morning sickness (unless you hope the other way but fer some reason I'm thinking I'm on the right track)

Mee Too

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Scroll up Nik . . . I posted a few posts before this one.

Can't go back J!! :ph34r::lol:

. . . I'm getting majorly stressed about the amount of stuff I have to do in less than three weeks. We go to Virginia on the 19th. I have nothing done!!!

EEK!!!!!!!!! :o

Will yer stop travelLing around woman!!

Howevah, December 19th is, for me as well, a day of great... .. .. . .......um.... . ... ...note... . . ...for it is the day that

MIL arrives.

:mellow: (well-practised poker face).... .. .....

RUN!!...garner bubble wrap for the car!!!!!!! (nowt you can do to protect the radio <_< )

Somehow, I feel some sort of affection for the strapping Geordie Lass :lol:

.....AND, TV is on the CORRECT schedule here......none of this Jeopardy at 11:30PM crapola. It's on during dinner like God intended. :rolleyes:

This just CRACKED me up PadT!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

He's decided that's when he's gettin snipped.

Nicely done Ray-chull!! ;)

<The men psillies are collectively grimacing!>

RAE-CHEL's BAAACK!!!!!!!!!! (P.s. New Moon WAS better the 2nd time around!.....is a third too much?)

But wait :unsure: ....

Although, I am deeply afraid that he may be too late. The jar of pickles wrapped in cheese was question #1, the fact that the boobsicles have been so painful for the last 4 days is question #2.....Will keep you posted. Only a 0.1% chance, but there's always that chance...... :o

I must go to work-or pretend that im working.....perhaps a trip to the hospital pharmacy might be in order :huh:

Totally unsettled by the pickles/sore boo-bees talk!! :o:unsure::blink:

"Holy Sh&t- 24 days!" I thought I was ahead because I bought 3 presents in October at a farm while apple picking.

Bevel, Bevel, you ARE me surely?? (with 2 more presents than I) :lol:

One year I'm gonna have the WHOLE thing nailed by the end of November....FO SHO!!!!!!

<In a parallel universe :rolleyes: >

THE EARRINGS!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: <------t'was a totem of larph's but busted by the EMOTICON POLICE!!! :angryface:

I miss the yeti! *wistful sigh*

celiac-mommy Collaborator
RAE-CHEL's BAAACK!!!!!!!!!! (P.s. New Moon WAS better the 2nd time around!.....is a third too much?)

Nooooo!! If there was any way I could hide it from the hubby, I'd go see it a 3rd and maybe a 4th.... Doesn't matter, I'll buy it when it comes out on DVD and will hide it in my gym. I'll be on the treadmill nonstop!!

elye Community Regular

GoOOoooOod Morning, Psills!

Here's a lovely start to the morning... .......what a cutie:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Cute boy. Pretty clever song for a kid.

Tired. Day two of five hours of sleep

Bought Lyle a new heated kitty bed. Wasn't sure if he'd like it (you know cats...) but he's curled up inside with no intention of ever getting up again. Sounds like a very good idea right about now.

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