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Laundry is coming along. I've got a mountain of garbage bags filled with all the stuffed animals, throws, loose pillows, etc . . . sitting until I can run them through the dryer or a couple weeks time have elapsed . . . whichever comes first.

I'm worried that Skeeter will have a hard time at school. Her brother (who was also checked by the nurse and found to be OK) is telling everyone to stay away from her because she has lice. He's got a lecture and a vacation from the video games coming.

Gotta go . . . late for work.


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jerseyangel Proficient
I'm worried that Skeeter will have a hard time at school.

Hope not, Jan-it. She does not need that too!

Hope you both have a good day :)

curlyfries Contributor
How do you all pluck yer chin hairs? :unsure:

Wif me phace plastered against the mirror :rolleyes: I do this every day, yet recently I found a hair that was almost 2 inches long!!!! :o

Good to see you back, Soozle! :D

Psillies . . . a terribly unpsillie thing (at least today it is unpsillie) . . . an early Christmas present for Skeeter . . . the school nurse called and . . . someone has given her head lice. I have spent the last three hours combing through her hair (she's got very thick hair) after I cut about half of it of myself as the hair cut place would nae take her. I understand this but the poor child has lice AND a hair cut from her mother and I haven't even take the kids' Christmas picture yet!!!

As if I don't already have enough laundry to do . . . I'm now off to launder every single thing in this house that will fit in the washing machine.

Gaaaaahhhh!!!!! When my dd got lice, her hair was almost to her waist, but not curly like Skeeter's. Did not cut it. Skeeter has beautiful hair!

.........I know.........those of you with naturally curly hair wish it weren't, and Skeeter will probably hate hers some day.

Snow and crrrazzzy drivers yesterday! Slide-offs and accidents everywhere!

First day back to the chiropractor since Brian lost his job. Ahhhhhhh!!!!! :)

jerseyangel Proficient
Wif me phace plastered against the mirror :rolleyes: I do this every day, yet recently I found a hair that was almost 2 inches long!!!! :o

Wish the hair on me head grew like the ones on me chin <_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Googling tells me it tends to be more of a girl thang . . . what wif the long hair . . . just two girls leaning in to look at the same book wif hair touching will do it, let alone sharing a comb or brush or trying on each others headbands or barettes. Smakl rarely tries on any of his phriends headbands.

GAH!!!!!...... my phull sympathies Gian-kneet <_<

Had a spell of around 6 months when the boys were little I just COULDN'T get rid of 'em.

T'was Al bringing 'em 'cos he hugged and got close to everyone :rolleyes: , then would pass it to Dan, me (I cried, - can you imagine trying to get a nit comb through my hair!!!)....never Martin or Tel though :huh: (wire wool heads!)

I was NOT a happy camper!,...we'd get rid of them, then GET them AGAIN!...ARGHHH!!!

I think I finally put it down to the fact there was one child in Al's class who was NOT being treated (In the UK, 'cos of our STUPID laws to do wiv Human rights and such nurses OR teachers are NOT allowed to check kids head's! <_< )

We used Tea Tree Oil shampoo and combed through EVERY night for MONTHS :angry:

<b@ST@RD bloody things!!!>

Am coming down wif a cold, compliments of son #1 and girlfriend <_< Me throat pheels like it's on phire :o Glad I did all the painting I wanted to do last week! :D

PadT's got a New Jersey cold!!!

Sending you honey and Lemon tea (wiv Tiger Pig ;) ) !!

Wish the hair on me head grew like the ones on me chin <_<

Gawd yes!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

So tired!! - a four HOUR stint of Christmas shopping was attempted today....... t'was nae pleasant <_<

....and GADS!... the music played on a continuous loop in one department shop is SURELY what they play in HELL!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooo,...I think I've got around halph of what I need....I MUST get into 'productive mode'.....toot sweet!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Had a spell of around 6 months when the boys were little I just COULDN'T get rid of 'em.

I was NOT a happy camper!,...we'd get rid of them, then GET them AGAIN!...ARGHHH!!!

Gawd Nik--I can't even imagine! :o

PadT's got a New Jersey cold!!!

Sending you honey an Lemon tea (wiv Tiger Pig ;) ) !!

Snuggling wif them now :D Actually just had a big mug o'tea wif milk :P

Four hours of shopping at this time of year! Strong woman, our Nik :lol: I love Christmas music when they first start playing it, but they start so early on now that I start to tire of it too soon.....

I see ya down there, Jess--how did it go?

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Laundry is coming along. I've got a mountain of garbage bags filled with all the stuffed animals, throws, loose pillows, etc . . . sitting until I can run them through the dryer or a couple weeks time have elapsed . . . whichever comes first.

I'm worried that Skeeter will have a hard time at school. Her brother (who was also checked by the nurse and found to be OK) is telling everyone to stay away from her because she has lice. He's got a lecture and a vacation from the video games coming.

Gotta go . . . late for work.

I'm sooooo sorry you're going though this. I got it when I was a kid, obscenely thick hair down to me waist--not for long, got it all chopped <_< Then I was a preschool teacher through college and I got it from a little girl in my classroom whose parents never treated their kids' hair and they kept getting it over and over until finally they shaved all 3 of their dd's heads :o Fixed the problem though!

Wish the hair on me head grew like the ones on me chin <_<

Watch out for the chin lice ;)

Busy weekend, got Christmas shopping almost done, gifts wrapped and under the tree, house decorated. Had to have the s-e-x talk with me 8 year old due to a bastard child at school telling her he wanted to rape her :o:angry: He has since been suspended, CPS was called, police involved, lots of counceling to come. I'm not angry with the child, but furious with his parents for exposing him to whatever is causing him to talk and behave this way (this wasn't the 1st time, but it was the most offensive and potentially dangerous). I was fairly basic in our talk and she took it pretty well. She thought it was all pretty gross :rolleyes: She's too young for all of this, and I'm not ready!!!

She got her braces off yesterday though, so that elation helped take her mind off of it!


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:lol: we are soooooooo easily amused.

Pads - not a COLD on yer vacation! :( drink yer tea and REST, Lady.

JAN-IT!!!!!!!!! :o not the LICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh: This is terrible.....just terrible.....all yer stories of lice infestations make me ITCH......can't imagine Nikkers combing through that hair....and for MONTHS!!!!!! Oh, may you get rid of it the VERY first time...... :unsure:

My brother's two oldest daughters had them when they were little......seems to me it took a month or so to go away :unsure:

Wif me phace plastered against the mirror I do this every day, yet recently I found a hair that was almost 2 inches long!!!! :o

:blink: what in hell :lol:

You mean you don't need magnifiers yet? I have to have my glasses on for pretty much EVERYTHING now <_<

Wish the hair on me head grew like the ones on me chin

strong, sturdy, thick and robust, they are :lol::angry:

So tired!! - a four HOUR stint of Christmas shopping was attempted today....... t'was nae pleasant

....and GADS!... the music played on a continuous loop in one department shop is SURELY what they play in HELL!!!!!!!!!!

egads! all of this already? and Ruhshelle has got her GIFTS around the TREE??

Well, I don't even GET to have a tree this year, due to one devilish, wicked little kitteh, who would knock it down every single night, and break all ornaments

BTW - started my Christmas music one week ago - my own mixes, am very, very picky about this......have three different playlists :lol:

Wish I could send you all one.......I was calculating disc/packaging/shipping costs and figured, to send one Christmas C D to all sills would be about $150 - can NAE do it! :(

I'm sooooo sorry you're going though this. I got it when I was a kid, obscenely thick hair down to me waist--not for long, got it all chopped Then I was a preschool teacher through college and I got it from a little girl in my classroom whose parents never treated their kids' hair and they kept getting it over and over until finally they shaved all 3 of their dd's heads :o Fixed the problem though!

the HORROR!!!!!!! :o soooooooo sad about this..........um, I think eight-year-olds use words like RAPE due to all the movies and crime-solving TV shows their parents let them watch :(

psawyer Proficient

Well, the Monday morning expected snow did not happen, but it looks like we are going to get dumped on overnight, with about three inches expected to be on the ground in time for the morning drive. :(

Rachelle, that sucks about Maddie.

jerseyangel Proficient
Had to have the s-e-x talk with me 8 year old due to a bastard child at school telling her he wanted to rape her :o:angry:

My gawd--that is outrageous :angry: Hope she's doing ok.

Wish I could send you all one.......I was calculating disc/packaging/shipping costs and figured, to send one Christmas C D to all sills would be about $150 - can NAE do it! :(

But what a lovely thought :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
BTW - started my Christmas music one week ago - my own mixes, am very, very picky about this......have three different playlists :lol:

Soozles Christmas playlist!! ♪ ♫

Sounds phun!!.... could I dance or sing to it??....I like to do that after the mullage of the wine :ph34r:

Which reminds me...what do I put in it??...anything I got handy really

Orange juice/cranberry juice...sliced oranges/lemons.....a couple of cinammon sticks.

Yup, tastes good :wacko:

PSEUZZ!!!!....NO TREE?!?!

:( ...boo

the HORROR!!!!!!! :o soooooooo sad about this..........um, I think eight-year-olds use words like RAPE due to all the movies and crime-solving TV shows their parents let them watch :(

Indeed <_<

...but for a child of 8 to understand the meaning of the word?...and to use it in malice???......... summat going very wrong with that boy's developement <_<

RAE-chull, I am confuzzled that your daughter's only 8 yrs and had her braces off already?????....... we don't start ortho work here 'til around age 13 :unsure:

Wrapping gifts tomorrow!!...what joy!! :P

SNAUOGH for the Canucks!!.... ger yer thermals ready (union suit?.....c'est tr

elye Community Regular

Gaaaaah, I canna imagine Gnikkers even attempting a nit-comb! :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: I do this every day, yet recently I found a hair that was almost 2 inches long!!!!

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! :o

:lol::lol:

Two inches long?? You coulda covered wif a turtleneck, maybe!

Sending you honey and Lemon tea (wiv Tiger Pig ;) ) !!

Me, too, Paghteeigh! A horrid time o' year to be battling this. :angry:

....and GADS!... the music played on a continuous loop in one department shop is SURELY what they play in HELL!!!!!!!!!!

Dear gawd.... . . .this, truly, drives me around the bend. So angry did I become yesterday as I started through Walmart, after hearing the same canned, horrificly hokey Christmas music for a couple of hours from shop to shop, that I suddenly, in a fit of mad abandon, began to SING along to the awful rendition of "O Holy Night", loudly.

Suddenly, from two racks over, I hear another equally energetic voice chime in. Then another, from a whole row over.

I wish I could say that within ten seconds, a classic youtube moment broke out, the entire store of frustrated, stressed-out customers belting out the chorus in protest.

Not quite. Maybe eight of us, though. :lol:B)

Wish I could send you all one.......I was calculating disc/packaging/shipping costs and figured, to send one Christmas C D to all sills would be about $150 - can NAE do it! :(

Soooozle! Why not put up the list of pieces/songs/numbers with artists/orchestras etc. on here, and we can download them ourselves? I would love this, and I will call the collection Sooooozle's Seasonal Songbook. :)

Well, the Monday morning expected snow did not happen, but it looks like we are going to get dumped on overnight, with about three inches expected to be on the ground in time for the morning drive. :(

Yup.....then it's comin' here.. .. . .. ..... :unsure:

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Nikkeigh- I LOVE yer new party avatar!!!!!!! And 4 hours of Christmas shopping? HOLY SHITE!

Paddeigh- Get snuggly and have yerself a hot toddy (at the son's house who HAS alcohol!)

Pieter's balls- always a welcome topic :lol: :lol:

Missed Suezz and Pptaum and forgot to get drunk and come on...wth was I doing? Oh yeah... snoring! Raychelle must have had a hangover for me!

Souffle tops, muffin tops, chin hairs- I got 'em all!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: :ph34r:

But I DON'T have lice......Giankinit- so sorry for you and Skeeter- what a drag! May they die fast.

I never had them. Thank GAWD (thick hair here too) and like Em and patti I never get bit by anything (except ticks- GRRR!)

raychelle- I'm so sorry about your 8 year old daughter being told that! that is horrifying. Hopefully she'll forget it soon but WTH could that kid be hearing at home? I didn't even know what making love was until I was 10 and that was the NICE part!

We got snough on Saturday night- woke up to a Winter Wonderland on Sunday- twas beautiful and it's sticking around- at least until tomorrow when we get snow- sleet-rain in that order.

I'm half way done with my shopping! Took a muscle relaxer and bought presents for 4 nieces and 1 nephew in 1 hour last Friday. I guess I'm decisive when on drugs :lol: :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Well, the Monday morning expected snow did not happen, but it looks like we are going to get dumped on overnight, with about three inches expected to be on the ground in time for the morning drive. :(

Rachelle, that sucks about Maddie.

Thanks,

And, I want snow this weekend. Lots and lots of snow so that I cannot leave my house at all and I am forced to stay inside and bake millions of cookies with my kids!

RAE-chull, I am confuzzled that your daughter's only 8 yrs and had her braces off already?????....... we don't start ortho work here 'til around age 13 :unsure:

Normally thy don't start that early here either. It's the end of phase 1. She had an expander to fix a crossbite (which they like to fix before age 8 while the pallet is still soft), well, the darned thing ripped her 2 front teeth so far apart, you could fit a pencil between them and it was preventing the other 2 sets of teeth from coming in, so they slapped some brackets on her and moved the teeth together. Phase 2 will happen when she's a teen, and hopefully won't be as bad as it would have been!

Wrapping gifts tomorrow!!...what joy!! :P

Git yerselph one of them Scotch pop-up tape dispensers, it'll make the job so quick!!

Two inches long?? You coulda covered wif a turtleneck, maybe!

I think she should get a fancy Christmas bead and thread it onto the bottom of the hair. Imagine how it would look swinging and sparkling in the Christmas lights :lol:

elye Community Regular
I think she should get a fancy Christmas bead and thread it onto the bottom of the hair. Imagine how it would look swinging and sparkling in the Christmas lights :lol:

:lol: YES! Or a li'l jingly bell..... ... ....weave some holly leaves through it.... . ..

Hang a mistletoe from it!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
:lol: YES! Or a li'l jingly bell..... ... ....weave some holly leaves through it.... . ..

Hang a mistletoe from it!

Yes, the jingly bell!!!

The mistletoe would be interesting--what hangs below the mistletoe that needs to be kissed? Your bosom may get a lot of luvin! :P

elye Community Regular

GAaAaaAaAHhhhHhh-oood morning, Peeps!

We're in the middle of that snowstorm that dumped its way across and up the States.... .....snow is falling faster than we can shovel it right now.

Snowmen! Angels! Forts and toboggan slides! YAY!

<_<

<_<

jerseyangel Proficient
Yes, the jingly bell!!!

Reminds me that years ago, Rosie O'Donnell on her morning show braided her chin hair and hung a tiny bell at the end of it. :lol: Pretty phunny....

No snaugh here--just pouring rain. Good thing it's almost 50 degrees, or we'd be snaughed in!

Matt and I still plan to do some Christmas shopping after work.

Mark's aunt passed away--the one I've spoken about here....she was 92, an artist, and a really great person. She was more of an aunt to me ever since I've known her (35 years) than my own aunts. I'm going to miss her. Sad thing is that we won't be able to make the funeral--logistically it just can't work out :(

elye Community Regular

:):) TILLYKKE MED FODSELSDAGEN, SOOOOZLE! :):)

(Danish). . . . .....have a sooopah day!

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRFDAY, SOOZLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Normally thy don't start that early here either. It's the end of phase 1. She had an expander to fix a crossbite (which they like to fix before age 8 while the pallet is still soft), well, the darned thing ripped her 2 front teeth so far apart, you could fit a pencil between them and it was preventing the other 2 sets of teeth from coming in, so they slapped some brackets on her and moved the teeth together. Phase 2 will happen when she's a teen, and hopefully won't be as bad as it would have been!

Yep, we're doing this right now also. Skeeter's expander (holy crap what a difference it made in her mouth) is due to come out at her next appt . . . I have no idea when that is, though. Smakl's also got an expander and brackets and will also have to have permanent teeth pulled . . . the poor bloke got the worst of both me and me hubby's dental genes.

Pat-tea, sorry to hear about you and Mark's aunt . . . she sounded like a wonderful lady.

We've got crap weathah here . . . hurrican winds and rain and falling temps. It's garbage day, so there's garbage blowing all over the neighborhood.

Anybody else get Patti's Christmas card?? . . . you know the one where she's rubbing our noses in the fact that even though she's thousands of miles away from home, she's still farther ahead with her Christmas schedule than we are?? :P . . . thanks Patti

Happy Birthday Susie!!!

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We're in the middle of that snowstorm that dumped its way across and up the States.... .....snow is falling faster than we can shovel it right now.

Snowmen! Angels! Forts and toboggan slides! YAY!

<_<

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I agree with the <_<

Is it spring, yet?

Anybody else get Patti's Christmas card?? . . . you know the one where she's rubbing our noses in the fact that even though she's thousands of miles away from home, she's still farther ahead with her Christmas schedule than we are?? :P . . . thanks Patti

ME!!!.........yeah, I can no longer be in denial that Christmas is coming and I need to do something <_<

Jan-knit......does it sound like this weather might hit hard enough/early enough to close school early?

I lost Patteigh's quote about Rosie O'Donnell..........I was gonna mention it, but she beat me to it......only.....wasn't it a bead?

It's Soozle's birfday????!!!!!!!

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HAPPY BIRFDAY, SPROOZIE!!!!!!!!!!!

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jerseyangel Proficient
I lost Patteigh's quote about Rosie O'Donnell..........I was gonna mention it, but she beat me to it......only.....wasn't it a bead?

Yep! Yer right, Lee-sa, twas a bead :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Anybody else get Patti's Christmas card?? . . . you know the one where she's rubbing our noses in the fact that even though she's thousands of miles away from home, she's still farther ahead with her Christmas schedule than we are?? :P . . . thanks Patti

<snort>

Honestly, I think I'm trying to hold on to at least one "tradition".....something "familiar"....seems every year for the past few, there's been some upheavel or another, and with all the moving around we've done in general it's comforting that some things don't have to change. :)

I would have had to send to more distant family members who are older and don't have a computer anyway, just so everyone knows where I am now :lol:

It actually didn't take that long....no fancy notes or anything--did 'em while I was cooking dinner a couple afternoons ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
<_<

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Em's enthusiasm for snauogh! :lol:

Mark's aunt passed away--the one I've spoken about here....she was 92, an artist, and a really great person. She was more of an aunt to me ever since I've known her (35 years) than my own aunts. I'm going to miss her. Sad thing is that we won't be able to make the funeral--logistically it just can't work out

Ah, sorry Pads :(

Oh!, HAPPY BIRPHDAY to our PSEUZE!!! :wub:

MUST get on, I seem to be incabable of finishing anything :blink:

Only had one small can of Red Bull! :rolleyes: ....it's turned me into ADHD Mummy! :lol:

...currently sitting at the computer with one boot on, scraps of 'to do' lists, one arm out of me jacket AND am trying to cook pasta :wacko:

What the WHAAAT?!?!?! .....must.concentrate

<gritting teef!>

:lol:

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      For the past 3 years, I’ve bloated from most powders, e.g. gelatin, Bulk Supplements glutamine. I don’t eat processed food at all. I know now I’ve had SIBO for 3 years. I’ve been keto for 12 years, except 3 years ago I started eating more starch and fruit. Appears trehalose, a disaccharide of glucose, is used as a stabilizer in LOTS of food, and there are glowing articles about it being a safe low glycemic index sweetener.  But there’s evidence it adversely impacts the gut biome.   "...realistic trehalose consumption from natural sources could be estimated at < 0.3 g per person per day (USA)."  It’s commonly used in "baked goods, breakfast cereals, rice and pasta, processed vegetables, fruit (dried and juiced), milk products, meat and fish products, sweets, chewing gum, and ice cream...the FDA GRAS report for trehalose considers a potential mean consumption level of 34.43 g day...three epidemic strains of Clostridium difficile have evolved independent mechanisms to better metabolize this nutrient resource."  https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6546318/&nbsp; "Trehalose binds water, prevents oxidation, and preserves the structure of food during freezing and heating. It also improves the taste while causing slightly milder blood glucose spikes. These properties made trehalose a common food additive in:     Dried and frozen food     Instant food (noodles, rice, soups)     Sugar coatings and fillings     Baked goods     Seafood Most manufacturers label trehalose under “added sugars” or “natural flavors.” People who don’t tolerate mushrooms probably lack trehalase." https://supplements.selfdecode.com/blog/trehalose-health-benefits/#Trehalose_Food_Sources Note that FDA allows food labels to exclude mention of any component that is <0.5%.  It’s called the averaging rule, and the component is not on the label.  A food can have very many components that are each <0.5%.  So reading the label is no assurance that you know what you’re consuming. https://www.allergy-insight.com/trehalose-intolerance/ "...trehalose intolerance is caused by a deficiency of the enzyme trehalase...can be genetic, or caused by severe gastroenteritis and other gut diseases." https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18777247/ Characterization of alpha,alpha-trehalase released in the intestinal lumen by the probiotic Saccharomyces boulardii  "...trehalase deficiency is more common than is believed and that oral administration of S. boulardii could be beneficial in patients with digestive symptoms caused by trehalose intolerance."  I ferment fruit juice with Florastor to greatly increase the colony count.  It's easy and delicious.  I drink 1/2 cup with any trehalose source, and it helps.  
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