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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Is it really that bad to go to a quick-y place? I've always had my mother cut my hair, but she's in Florida and I need a haircut. I haven't paid for a haircut in ten years, so I don't really know what the protocol is. Help! Do I need to spend a hundred bucks for a trim?!?!

They really aren't that bad. We used to go to them all the time.....especially if you're only getting a trim. I wouldn't go for a perm, though.

My hubby used to be a body builder when we were dating....hubba hubba. The muscles in his thighs and butt were so big he couldn't get pants to fit......had to wear polyester. Pants weren't made 'loose fit' back then.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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'Morning, Gang!

Ah, bargain haircuts. .... .. . ....I go all the time to First Choice (are they in the States? Not sure).. . ......where they charge fourteen bucks for a cut. With tip it's over sixteen, and I go frequently for trims, so I don't even think the price is really cheap, particularly for DH who hasn't much hair left, or The Ripper, whose trim takes ten minutes. I cannot imagine spending sixty, seventy bucks for a cut, as friends do - - nutty!

I've found one woman who is very good there, and I just go to her.

I really do wonder why she works there, and not at a trendy boutique/spa where she would make four times the money. Perhaps she is a great stylist, but stupid. Hell, that would be okay - - she's trimming my hair, not marking my doctoral thesis... . .. . .... :lol:

Group babysitting--interesting.....but who's gonna be in charge of the spankings if he's naughty :o

Sorry Em

(((((Hands over ears)))))) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. .. .. . ...Can't hear you!!!! :lol:

The muscles in his thighs and butt were so big he couldn't get pants to fit......had to wear polyester. Pants weren't made 'loose fit' back then.

Thank GAWD for spandex. . .........crap, I've entered middle age JUST at the right time.. . . . .....

<_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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My hubby used to be a body builder when we were dating....hubba hubba. The muscles in his thighs and butt were so big he couldn't get pants to fit......had to wear polyester. Pants weren't made 'loose fit' back then.

Yes!!!! This is exactly why I never work out lift weights became a body builder . . . I refuse to wear polyester!!

Spankings . . . <snicker>

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Here's my nephew :)

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Group babysitting--interesting.....but who's gonna be in charge of the spankings if he's naughty :o

Sorry Em :lol: :lol:

Who are the spankers and who are the spankees??

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Here's my nephew :)

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Whoa.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Is it really that bad to go to a quick-y place? I've always had my mother cut my hair, but she's in Florida and I need a haircut. I haven't paid for a haircut in ten years, so I don't really know what the protocol is. Help! Do I need to spend a hundred bucks for a trim?!?!

Wow, all of the worst of the worst must all move down here. My kids and I have been butchered so many times at various quicky places around town, I won't ever do it again. You end up spending twice as much paying someone else to fix it. I take Max to a barber and they charge 12$, My stylist charges me 25$ for Maddie, which is worth it since her hair is long, thick and curly. And I pay 50... But she's soooo worth it!!! And it's only about every 4 months.... :rolleyes:

Here's my nephew :)

Whoa, and giggle. Don't know why it made me giggle :P

This is my nephew ;)

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elye Community Regular
elye
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WOW... . . .everybody has gorgeous nephews!!

Good lord. .. ... . me router is dead. . .:angry: ..... . . .this means no laptop, and much more serious, no ipod touches. Cannot wait to hear my kids' screams as they enter from school, li'l machines in hand.. . ..."Hey!!! What's goin' on?? I can't get on facebook.... . . can't get my mail!!" <_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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WOW... . . .everybody has gorgeous nephews!!

INDEED!!!

Some of the nephews are inducing salacious thoughts :huh:

lord. .. ... . me router is dead. . .:angry: ..... . . .this means no laptop, and much more serious, no ipod touches. Cannot wait to hear my kids' screams as they enter from school, li'l machines in hand.. . ..."Hey!!! What's goin' on?? I can't get on facebook.... . . can't get my mail!!" <_<

This is a very grave matter!!! .....poor wee chidlins in .... :unsure:the abyss

Mmmmmm, the haircut debate....well nobody pays 'cept moi! <_< ...'cos I be the barber.....but *I* have to pay around

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Here's my nephew :)

Whoa, and giggle. Don't know why it made me giggle :P

.....and that's his wife he's dancing with........in case you were wondering ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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WOW... . . .everybody has gorgeous nephews!!

Good lord. .. ... . me router is dead. . .:angry: ..... . . .this means no laptop, and much more serious, no ipod touches. Cannot wait to hear my kids' screams as they enter from school, li'l machines in hand.. . ..."Hey!!! What's goin' on?? I can't get on facebook.... . . can't get my mail!!" <_<

Oh no!!! They might have to do homework!!! Take the dogs for a walk!!! Clean their rooms!!!! (ok that might be a bit much)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

This is my nephew ;)

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The cutest one by far :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

The cutest one by far :D

Oh I don't know about that..... salacious thoughts indeed...Sorry Em..... ;)

Wife... :lol: :lol: Actually, I've always been a bit of a closet fan of Baryshnikov, sumphin about him... ;)

OK, off to stare at Sven Shaun T. Mmmmmmmmmmm, tasty! :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Wife... :lol: :lol: Actually, I've always been a bit of a closet fan of Baryshnikov, sumphin about him... ;)

My nephew studied under him. Isn't that the way you say it? :unsure:

:huh:

.....sounds.......wrong....somehow :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

GUYS..... I think I've over done it with the running. My back HURTZ !! :(

My lower back is screaming STOP!!

It's screaming cuz you obviously weren't listening when it was trying to tell you nicely :P

Maybe you should take up swimming, instead.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Random video.....my son-in-law thought the psillies might like it :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Random video.....my son-in-law thought the psillies might like it :P

:lol: That's great! Very clever. . . . .... . ...!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Quick poop in....HI! Em- that man is your NEPHEW? Lawdy lawd lawd lawd! Be still my beating heart! He is crazy handsome!

Did someone say Baryshnikov? Was watching a Sex and the City rerun the other day- that man is stunning! He made ballet SEXY! I must admit, Sting is on my laminate list!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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My nephew studied under him. Isn't that the way you say it? :unsure:

:huh:

.....sounds.......wrong....somehow :ph34r:

Might but Barysnikov was known for his "love of women".

Random video.....my son-in-law thought the psillies might like it :P

Very clever. Made my 14 yr old watch. He liked it.

Beautiful day here. Guy across the street must sit & rev his motorcyle repeatedly on his driveway.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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My nephew studied under him. Isn't that the way you say it? :unsure:

:huh:

.....sounds.......wrong....somehow :ph34r:

Maybe, but I'd study under him too..... :o;)

Sting is on my laminate list!

Mine Too!!!!! Lurve Sting!!!!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

It really quiet here!

Maybe I should sing!!!

UHHH Ugh hmmmm La La La

This ones for Bev:

Rain drops keep falling on my head!

But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red....

Cryings not for me.

Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining

Because I'm free

Nothings worrying me!

Sorry but that's what can happen if you leave me alone here.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

hmm cheesy 70's pop....

midnight at the oh aaaaaa sis

send your camel to beee eed

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

hmm cheesy 70's pop....

midnight at the oh aaaaaa sis

send your camel to beee eed

That was bee-u-tee-full! Sniff. ^_^

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Here's my nephew :)

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You're SERIOUS, aren't you? WOW- now I have a whole new pic in my head when you say you're going dancing- those dancing genes of his came from somewhere! And his wife is gorgeous too!!!!!!!!! WOW again!

And Raychelle- your nephew is ridiculously adorable- those eyes!

Maybe, but I'd study under him too..... :o;)

Mine Too!!!!! Lurve Sting!!!!!

I'd happily study under either- B for ballet and Sting can teach me tantric yoga. :D

It really quiet here!

Maybe I should sing!!!

UHHH Ugh hmmmm La La La

This ones for Bev:

Rain drops keep falling on my head!

But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red....

Cryings not for me.

Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining

Because I'm free

Nothings worrying me!

Sorry but that's what can happen if you leave me alone here.

Aw...thanks for the song Karen. Actually, this used to be one of my faves. Brings back VERY happy memories of sitting in a diner with my Auntie Ann, my mom and my sister drinking orange freezes. I ALWAYS picked this song on the little jukebox in our booth :wub: :wub:

Hmmm....we needs to build us an ark here- it has been raining all month. The major river that runs from Boston into the suburbs hasn't risen this high since 2 hurricanes back in the 1950's! Crazy!

I got nutting! Geoss- I LOVE that song. Cheesy 70's songs=gooooodddd. Bring on the Barry White!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hmmm... . .seventies....seventies...........like, WAY before my time.. . ... .. . . .....<_<:rolleyes:

This will have to be close enough - - very early eighties... .. . ......my fave.. . . . ..

You're old enough some people say

To read the signs and walk away.

It's only time that heals the pain

And makes the sun come out again... . . .......

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