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jerseyangel Proficient

Is it just one? . . . get yerselph an eye patch and start talking like a pirate.

Is it almost time fer "talk like a pirate day"? Wee Bunnie would be right in step :P

Hope yer feelin' better today, Bun :D


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Is it almost time fer "talk like a pirate day"? Wee Bunnie would be right in step :P

laugh.giflaugh.gif .. Yeah soon Pads! - Sept 19th!! (write it in your diary folks)

Oh - but poor Bunn-knee sad.gif

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Speaking of skin afflictions, why is it that no one ever seems to get boils or carbuncles anymore? I remember my dad talking about having them as a kid, and how they were not uncommon in my grandparents' age..... . ..have they gone the way of the dodo?

...... . . . . ...Or perhaps I'm simply not fraternizing with boil-prone peeps.. . . ..... :huh:

Oh! Did I not mention them ?? huh.gif

...but pseriously, wee Alzy gets 'em ALL the time.... and they hurt him BIG time dry.gif

Yeah . . . can't drink Tequila anymore . . . but that had nothing to do with the phluugh . . . :ph34r:

Pernod (dear gaaaawd - that was baaaaaaaad)

Southern Comfort.

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Chunky chicken puke???.....one of liphe's great mysteries laugh.gif

curlyfries Contributor

OMG.. .. . .:unsure: . . I thought youse guys were talking about our Psillie Theresa (Tuhreeeeesuh). .. ...I was frantically trying to remember if we had heard that T was auctioning off all of her life's belongings, having declared bankruptcy.. . ..I even rushed over to Da Book and checked out her profile page. :unsure::rolleyes: .. . .. . . ....Thank gawd, I was remiss.. . ...!

Me too!!!

May pack up my kitchen and forget where all the pans are to avoid everyone at Thanksgiving.

Now THAT sounds like a plan!!!! I may need to try that! ;)

(A giant gilded mirror just didn't sound like Tea)

I thought maybe it was an estate of a deceased family member. :unsure:

:lol: Tell that to me husband! :lol: This had better be the end of it....since I've know youse guys, I've moved....let's see...4 times! :blink: Darn (sorry Jan-it) good thing I'm always able to take you all wif me :D:wub:

I am still convinced that you moved to TexA$$ just for me :wub:

By the way, did I mention that we bought a house?? . . . OK, OK . . . so it's the same house that we bought last time . . . we refinanced and are doing a 15 year loan so at least we chopped about 7 years off the amount of time it will take us to pay this puppy off . . . and there is no packing or lifting of furniture involved.

That's my kind of move! :P

I've got Vicodin for the pain, works pretty good. It's taken about 80% of the pain away, and makes me a little happy/fuzzy, which I don't mind.

Ain't it wonderful? ^_^ Then there's oxycontin, which puts me into la-la land :D

Sorry to hear about the shingles, Bun-knee.....and on the phace, no less! :o

And did you miss my motorcycle accident? :ph34r:

I'm gonna sit home and watch my Netflix and eat squishy foods, since I can't chew.... Wish I could justify a pint of Haagen Dazs...........

......and talk to your psillies :)

curlyfries Contributor

By the way- thanks you guys. You are all so completely awesome, and I couldn't ask for better friends, near or far away like you all are. It's made me feel so much better to have people to talk to.

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Fascinating puke stories, everyone <_<

Physical therapy is ssssliiiightly more tolerable :( I'm getting ultrasound now, too, but can't really tell if it makes a difference. they also ice me down at the end to try to ease the pain. I think I deserve another massage ;)

Last Friday was hubby's and my anniversary......33 years!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Last Friday was hubby's and my anniversary......33 years!!!!

Congratulations!!!!! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Judy, I'm good at packing mystery boxes. We have 3 that are still shut from moving 18 years ago.

well makes me feel better...........I'm not alonelaugh.gif

OMG!! You need to open those! Aren'tcha dying to know what all is in them?

nope, cause then I'll have to find a place to put what ever is in it away.......better I'd yet..............JUST PITCH IT OUT.............I'm in that kinda mood today. I'd do it only still haven't found my Oreck sweeper, favorite pink bath robe and Patti's butter dishlaugh.gif

Oooo, my eyelid's swelling shut, how special....

OH MY God..........you poor thing

I can't even imagine how it can get worse and then it doesph34r.gif

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Physical therapy is slightly more tolerable sad.gif I'm getting ultrasound now, too, but can't really tell if it makes a difference. they also ice me down at the end to try to ease the pain. I think I deserve another massage wink.gif

Last Friday was hubby's and my anniversary......33 years!!!!

good news on PT and congrats on 33 years.


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Physical therapy is ssssliiiightly more tolerable :( I'm getting ultrasound now, too, but can't really tell if it makes a difference. they also ice me down at the end to try to ease the pain. I think I deserve another massage ;)

I believe the ultrasound helps you heal quicker - glad it's a wee tad more tolerable smile.gif

Last Friday was hubby's and my anniversary......33 years!!!!

Congratulations to you & Brian!!!!!!!!

Makes Tel & I seem amateurs at 23 yrs wink.gif

I am bored of the rain rolleyes.gif ...... anyone know how to do a sun dance??

elye Community Regular

'Mornin', Peeeeps!

Mucha stuff upon which to comment. .. . . . ..forgot the Quick Reply option, howevah....

Happy, happy anniversary, Leeeesargh and Brian! Hope you were able to throw both arms around him without much pain!

That's the way to move, Jyaghnutt! Well done. . . . ....

Bughnee's eye! DH's eyes stayed relatively unscathed, but his mouth was a mess, and I believe one of his nostrils was almost swollen shut. He did not have much pain.....he described the feeling as an off and on, burning itch. :(

Don't recall him getting any major pain-killers. I think he just drank rather heavily for a week er sumphin'... .. . ....and I did, as well, to make it easier when I looked at him... ....<_<:lol:

Took Hankster to the vet for his second booster. He is now 32 pounds, up six from two weeks ago. His father was not a big standard, but his mom was, so we'll see. Elsie is still able to throw him around when they play-wrestle, but the tide will soon be turning, and she will need to be changing tactics. In a couple of months she will likely have to practice strike-and-run... . . . . ...:rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Leeser, a motorcycle accident??!?!?!? Oh no!!! I'm SO GLAD you're (mostly) ok. I think you deserve ice cream therapy more than I do!

Judy- You said how you can't imagine how it can get worse and then it does? Well, apparently my aunt had shingles quite recently, and they spread to her CROTCH. I don't feel so bad for myself anymore....... How do you treat that?.....

Emmel- the rash itself is uncomfortable, but nowhere near as bad as that poison sumac I had last year. The problem is with my trigeminal nerve,the one that comes out of your temple and into your lower jaw. I guess shingles doesn't always come with the severe nerve pain it's famous for, so your hubby got lucky. Basically the left side of my face feels like I went ten rounds with Mike Tyson, and then he bit my ear off.

My mum brought me Burt's Bees clay pore refining mask, I slather it all over the bumpies and now the skin doesn't even hurt a little. I'm just taking the Vicodin for the nerve pain now. And the bumpies inside my ear do hurt, I can't smear clay in there..... Clay stuff smells like heaven too, it's like aromatherapy while it's still wet!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Took Hankster to the vet for his second booster. He is now 32 pounds, up six from two weeks ago. His father was not a big standard, but his mom was, so we'll see. Elsie is still able to throw him around when they play-wrestle, but the tide will soon be turning, and she will need to be changing tactics. In a couple of months she will likely have to practice strike-and-run... . . . . ...:rolleyes:

I meant to comment, is that Hank in your avatar? He's so beautiful! Is he a standard poodle? We've been trying to decide what kind of dog we're going to get someday when we have a dog friendly home.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Is it almost time fer "talk like a pirate day"? Wee Bunnie would be right in step :P

Hope yer feelin' better today, Bun :D

Whooohooo! Arr mateys!!! Hey, my eye hasn't swollen shut, my skin doesn't hurt, and my vicodin just kicked in, so I'm fulla warm fuzzies and piss 'n vinegar! As long as I'm laying down.... which i'm gonna go do now..........

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Whooohooo! Arr mateys!!! Hey, my eye hasn't swollen shut, my skin doesn't hurt, and my vicodin just kicked in, so I'm fulla warm fuzzies and piss 'n vinegar! As long as I'm laying down.... which i'm gonna go do now..........

laugh.gif Bunnie's in her happy place... .wacko.gif

elye Community Regular

Is he a standard poodle? We've been trying to decide what kind of dog we're going to get someday when we have a dog friendly home.

Well, like one or two we've had before, he just may be a substandard poodle... . . ...what wif curly tails, legs too long, eyes too wide apart - - so many "technical faults" my standards have had! But this is what has made them so tremendous... :wub:

They are a tremendous breed, Bughnee, and I would recommend them to anyone. What may be considered minuses: they are FIERCELY intelligent, always looking for things to do, jobs to be given, tricks to perform, ways to help out around the house....:rolleyes:...they ain't the kind of dog that will be happy lying out in the backyard, ignored. And standards need daily exercise - - they are just not happy without a long, daily romp. They also need regular clipping, but the excellent trade-off here is NO shedding.

:lol: Bunnie's in her happy place... .wacko.gif

YAY! Jyesss is away, and likely having trouble making time to drink heavily and then post. .. . ....so keep typin' away, Bhun! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Took Hankster to the vet for his second booster. He is now 32 pounds, up six from two weeks ago. His father was not a big standard, but his mom was, so we'll see. Elsie is still able to throw him around when they play-wrestle, but the tide will soon be turning, and she will need to be changing tactics. In a couple of months she will likely have to practice strike-and-run... . . . . ...:rolleyes:

Sounds like Hanque is doing great! :D

I'm fulla warm fuzzies and piss 'n vinegar!

A hellofa combination if ya ask me! :P Get lots and lots of rest, Bunnie ;)

they are just not happy without a long, daily romp.

....not unlike most guys, when you think about it.... :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Somehow I have gotten behind! Must catch-up

Happy Anniversary!

Happy PT!

Happy Sun Dance! (must be done nekid with flowers in your hair)

Happy Fruity puppy!

Happy Bunny's "Happy Place"!

Happy daily romps!

curlyfries Contributor

Happy, happy anniversary, Leeeesargh and Brian! Hope you were able to throw both arms around him without much pain!

I can do even more than that! ;)

Leeser, a motorcycle accident??!?!?!? Oh no!!! I'm SO GLAD you're (mostly) ok. I think you deserve ice cream therapy more than I do!

Hmmmph....if I could find a gluten free, dairy free, sugar and other natural sweeteners free one, I'd be a happy camper. <_<

jerseyangel Proficient

I can do even more than that! ;)

Well now B) Someone's pheeling a bit more chipper :D:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

My mum brought me Burt's Bees clay pore refining mask, I slather it all over the bumpies and now the skin doesn't even hurt a little. I'm just taking the Vicodin for the nerve pain now. And the bumpies inside my ear do hurt, I can't smear clay in there..... Clay stuff smells like heaven too, it's like aromatherapy while it's still wet

Oh I LOVE all Burt's Bee's products!!!....... glad it's giving you some relief Bunny! biggrin.gif

What may be considered minuses: they are FIERCELY intelligent, always looking for things to do, jobs to be given, tricks to perform, ways to help out around the house....:rolleyes:...

Oh!!...I thought you were talking about my sons then, ............ I WOKE UP and realised it's a poodle thang laugh.gif

....not unlike most guys, when you think about it.... :lol:

Long romps??... ndeedy!!

Happy Sun Dance! (must be done nekid with flowers in your hair)

Nekkid????

Ohhhhhhhhhh - this ain't gonna be purty blink.gif

elye Community Regular

OMG. . . ......JACK IS BACK!

I've got another installment of Jacques' Phacts for our Psills.

Um, take note of the changing subject matter of Jack's engaging trivial posits. . .......he has turned thirteen.. . . ...... ..

The Ripper came into the kitchen and, after asking when dinner would be ready <_<, announced that he FINALLY had a great piece of ponderable trivia for The Psillies.

He will not divulge his sources, but encourages me to cross-reference these things for validation. Methinks perhaps I shall for this one.. . ..

Since 1964, there have been seven documented cases of women being impregnated by water slides.

:huh:

:unsure:

:lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Since 1964, there have been seven documented cases of women being impregnated by water slides.

:lol::lol::lol:

But interesting.... :huh:

I'm looking forward to more PG-13 phacts from the now-teenaged Jack :D I've missed him 'round here!

kareng Grand Master

Watching Tv and a girl goes to the plastic surgeon to see about new boobs. Did you know there are 3 stages of droopy breasts? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

Did you know there are 3 stages of droopy breasts? :unsure:

Unfortunately, yeah <_<:P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I can do even more than that! ;)

Hmmmph....if I could find a gluten free, dairy free, sugar and other natural sweeteners free one, I'd be a happy camper. <_<

I'll get right on that! How about Stevia?

mushroom Proficient

Watching Tv and a girl goes to the plastic surgeon to see about new boobs. Did you know there are 3 stages of droopy breasts? :unsure:

I saw a young woman who I swear was 3 plus :unsure: And she didn't even know it :rolleyes: Had on a simple dress with a swimsuit-type top where the bra cups become the strap around the neck. She had cleavage (of sorts :blink: ) but it was lying totally flat against her chest all the way down that you could see (and who knows how much further :unsure: ) and did not fill out the cups at all. It was one of those moments when you just stand stock still and say "That is so wrong!" :lol: I was standing gaping long after she and her husband had passed.

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