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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Guys! Guys! There was a large chimp loose here in the jungles of Kansas City! He was knocking on house doors, opening unlocked cars and getting in and he bashed in the windshield of a police car.

Could that possibly be.....our missing yeti???? :o

Am I the only one old enough to remember "Ice, Ice Baby?"

Pfffftttt!!!!! <_<

THAT'S what you consider old? :rolleyes:

Holy temblors, Batman! Besides being awesome, Mother Nature can pack a punch! We have had 34 aftershocks in 36 hours, with a big five-oh yesterday centered just 10 kms from here :unsure: Just when things had quitened down and we had taken all the tape off the open shelving :rolleyes:. They told us the shaking was as hard as the 7.1 because it was so shallow (but it didn't last as long :P )

Hang on tight, Shroomie!!!!! :o


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jerseyangel Proficient

the bridge club loved it after I slathered it with powdered sugar and ice cream :lol: )

I would think so :lol: Hang on tight, Shroom!

Here is a sample life improving idear:

GeeF said "idear" :P

And may I take this opportunity to say how much I enjoy yer pizza man wif the belt :D

Kareng let me in. I need a little silly in my life. Hope it's all right. ph34r.gif

Are you kiddin'? Of course it's ok! B) It's better than ok :D

As long as you promise to not behave yourself, you can stay.

True dat :lol:

We need some fresh psilly in here! My psilly is getting a bit stale.

Maybe if we grunt, some fresh meat will jump into the shopping cart? :unsure::lol:

kareng Grand Master

I'll "try" to behave myself!!!No, I promise to. Now I just have to find some silly to add (other than Ice, Ice Baby which was a thread from years ago).

Loey laugh.gif

We all remember the unfortunate "Ice, Ice, Baby!"

Could that possibly be.....our missing yeti???? :o

Twas an unhappy "pet" chimp. Saw the video of him wrecking the police car.

A few years back, our zoo built a new chimp area on a hill with lots of large trees. The chimps seemed happy. A young one kept getting out but his mom brought him back.

!

Maybe if we grunt, some fresh meat will jump into the shopping cart? :unsure::lol:

I will take the cart around the forum and see if I can collect any more psillys.

jerseyangel Proficient

I will take the cart around the forum and see if I can collect any more psillys.

Woohoo!!! A magic psilly cart :lol:

Loey Rising Star

Could that possibly be.....our missing yeti???? :o

Pfffftttt!!!!! <_<

THAT'S what you consider old? :rolleyes:

Hang on tight, Shroomie!!!!! :o

Actually I saw Paul McCartney this summer and can scratch it off my bucket list. I remember screaming in front of my TV when they were on The Ed Sullivan Show. Now is that old enough? It's interesting that things have come full circle because my 18 year old is a BIG Beatle fan.

I'm going to read the article my husband read about Vanilla Ice. I guess anyone can do a reality show but I'm not getting the connection to him building a mansion. Will Ice, Ice Baby be the theme song?

Loey laugh.gif

Loey Rising Star

Yes, it was unfortunate.

Loey

CarlaB Enthusiast

Am I the only one old enough to remember "Ice, Ice Baby?"

Loey ohmy.gif

This Ice, Ice Baby? Open Original Shared Link (it's about 1:13 into the video)


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jerseyangel Proficient

I was just thinking that recently I swear Vanilla Ice (he was going by his real name) was on a talk show (I was only half-watching) discussing how he buys and flips houses and has made a lot of money that way.

Either that or I'm seeing things :lol:

kareng Grand Master

I was just thinking that recently I swear Vanilla Ice (he was going by his real name) was on a talk show (I was only half-watching) discussing how he buys and flips houses and has made a lot of money that way.

Either that or I'm seeing things :lol:

I think that may be the premise of his reality show. He re-habs mansions.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Holy Crow!!! All my multiposting buttons and emoticons are all gone!! What did I do to deserve this?! I cannae even drop a smiley to convey my pheelings of grief and dismay! Oh, how I had so much to say and now I canae REMEMBER what's been on the last 2 pages!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I do remember 2 things, though:

Shrooms--BE CAREFUL!!! <worried phace>

K--Watch out for roaming, froth-faced Moncheechees!!!

S'gonna be a 2 coffee day-I can pheel it!

Loey Rising Star

This Ice, Ice Baby? Open Original Shared Link (it's about 1:13 into the video)

That's the song!!! He was the first caucasian rapper, I think. Off to yet another doctor's appointment. This thread is more fun!

Loey laugh.gif

celiac-mommy Collaborator

That's the song!!! He was the first caucasian rapper, I think. Off to yet another doctor's appointment. This thread is more fun!

Loey laugh.gif

Is it sad that I still know all the words to that song???

(I'd give you a sad phace-BUT I CANT!!!!!!)

kareng Grand Master

Holy Crow!!! All my multiposting buttons and emoticons are all gone!! What did I do to deserve this?! I cannae even drop a smiley to convey my pheelings of grief and dismay! Oh, how I had so much to say and now I canae REMEMBER what's been on the last 2 pages!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I do remember 2 things, though:

Shrooms--BE CAREFUL!!! <worried phace>

K--Watch out for roaming, froth-faced Moncheechees!!!

S'gonna be a 2 coffee day-I can pheel it!

Use "fast reply". You can scroll back to the beginning of time while you are typing to refresh your memory. :):PB)B):D:o:lol::rolleyes:

Loey Rising Star

Here's the original video of the song. Now I REALLY have to leave for the doctor!!! sad.gif

Loey

P.S. Thanks for all of the tips!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Use "fast reply". You can scroll back to the beginning of time while you are typing to refresh your memory. :):PB)B):D:o:lol::rolleyes:

Yeah, that's what I did, but you can only see what's above on that page. I needed the content from the other 2 pages too. I just needed a good whine!! LOL

kareng Grand Master

Yeah, that's what I did, but you can only see what's above on that page. I needed the content from the other 2 pages too. I just needed a good whine!! LOL

It lets me go back pages. :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient

Vanilla Ice is on Rachel Ray right now! :o

elye Community Regular

.... Gotta admit something. .. ...that actually was a great song, wuddnit? Can't sit still whilst listening to it. Mind you, I can resist taking me shirt off, but it remains one of those great dance songs....

Along with this one:

OMG. . . . .....I truly cannot stit still when I have this song surrounding me. . .. . ...can. . ...barely.. . .... . . .. . ..... . . . . .type. . ... ..

And actually, now that I sit and watch the video, I've realized that this is exactly what all of us Psilly women would look like, dancing around to this song... ..like, exactly. 'Tis uncanny.

:huh:

<_<

:lol:

And perhaps Gee-F looks and moves like Lou Bega.... . . .... B)

Until somebody mentions this "fast reply" option, I always forget to use it. It's the best way to post, no question. I'm wondering why it is now even an option. . .. .. . ....before the last big forum reconfiguration, it was always this way when we posted. When would you NOT want the option to look back at the last few posts? Perhaps the member demographic is dictating the choice - - new, clear-headed, younger forum members can easily recall the content from the last few pages, and need none of this scrolling back. . . . . ...and then there's me. . . ... . .. <_<

celiac-mommy Collaborator

It lets me go back pages. :huh:

You're special! ;)

Look at this guy... I love Stewie!

Open Original Shared Link

jerseyangel Proficient

Stewie :wub:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Fliiiiiiip! Do you see that little heart at the top of my post?! I was trying to put that heart after the word 'Stewie' and the link wouldn't work for me, but it ends up at the top of my post...WIH?... I think I should just quit for the day! :P

One thing I don't like about the fast reply is that I can't 'preview post' If I'm adding links and photos, I like to preview the post first to make sure it worked before I post 'fo real'

kareng Grand Master

Along with this one:

OMG. . . . .....I truly cannot stit still when I have this song surrounding me. . .. . ...can. . ...barely.. . .... . . .. . ..... . . . . .type. . ... ..

And actually, now that I sit and watch the video, I've realized that this is exactly what all of us Psilly women would look like, dancing around to this song... ..like, exactly. 'Tis uncanny.

Until somebody mentions this "fast reply" option, I always forget to use it. It's the best way to post, no question. I'm wondering why it is now even an option. . .. .. . ....before the last big forum reconfiguration, it was always this way when we posted. When would you NOT want the option to look back at the last few posts? Perhaps the member demographic is dictating the choice - - new, clear-headed, younger forum members can easily recall the content from the last few pages, and need none of this scrolling back. . . . . ...and then there's me. . . ... . .. <_<

That is a good song but he never mentions Karen. :(

Look at this guy... I love Stewie!

Open Original Shared Link

Might be able to convince Hub that that is a bobcat. He doesn't like housecats. Stewie would probably scare Cooper.

jerseyangel Proficient

Fliiiiiiip! Do you see that little heart at the top of my post?! I was trying to put that heart after the word 'Stewie' and the link wouldn't work for me, but it ends up at the top of my post...WIH?... I think I should just quit for the day! :P

One thing I don't like about the fast reply is that I can't 'preview post' If I'm adding links and photos, I like to preview the post first to make sure it worked before I post 'fo real'

Rah-schell....I have no idear wih might be going on wif yer screen. :huh: I'm thinkin' PeOter might have some input when he gets here. That's never happened to me--I can nae sign into the board wif Explorer, though--only Firefox.

Phickle 'puters..... :angry:

Jestgar Rising Star

Anyone need socks? Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master

Anyone need socks? Open Original Shared Link

If one of those shows up in my laundry, I'll let you know.

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